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dre11: loved when I see ur pretty face by the door
just entering the bar.....

all guys attention just focus on that smile and the brightness of the face


u are in deed......*some text missing*

You better recover the missing texts before you become missing yourself

dre11: that's why I did ask you...... did u see why?

No. Tell me why you asked...and be straight for once and stop replying my questions with questions of your own

dre11: should we then negate that assumption?

What do you suggest?

dre11: another day when

Its yet another day...again

Very correct!

dre11: u want me to disclose it?

I think so or don't you?

dre11: aren't we practicing ladies first rule again?

Do you think we should?

dre11: am good mah beautiful princess

how was ur day....
and how is the night gonna be?

Its another day...

Odunharry: na me dn like am do ur worst

Enjoy yourself

AdeniyiA: open your mouth let me confirm ...

How wide do you want it? hope this is wide enough

Tent

Please nobody should like this post. Thanks.

Jbluv55: Hmmmm.....words of a wise one . You are well versed and tutored.

*sings whizkid song*....."I got one, one question,,,,"

What question if i may ask?

Jbluv55: Hmmmmm.......what if he passes by without noticing you? Or prolly when u were asleep?

The Queen Mother bathed you with with some special soaps when u were a toddler and while growing up . She took her time o .

If he passed by without noticing me, then he's not my king...if he came by when i was asleep, then i believe he will be back now that i'm awake.

The Queen Mother had her ways...perhaps she used palm kernel oil and soda soap...

Jbluv55: Then u remain a Princess and ur Prince is prolly close by but u refuse to see it .

I was asking about the Queen that brought this lovely Princess to this world .

No. When i meet my king, i'll definitely recognise him. For my spirit will bear witness with his spirit...

The queen mother is doing great.

Jbluv55: Hmmm.....so where's the King?

Why are you opening your mouth? Fly go enter oh.

I'm still looking for my king.

Jbluv55:
U r welcome and here u go ma'am .
https://us.123rf.com/450wm/teresaterra/teresaterra1309/teresaterra130900045/22577764-pancakes-stuffed-with-minced-meat-carrot-leek-pepper-and-tomato.jpghttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/67/Orange_juice_1_edit1.jpg

So Princess, how's the Queen?

Actually, I am the queen...

tayoxx: Who b all this people self

I believe you 100cents... It means you two are destined for each other

Jbluv55: Hehehe . You use a browser that doesn't support flash player or the flash player has been turn off and thus the 'smile' and the 'kiss' smileys appear the same. Just so you know, the 'smile' smiley is the first of those two similar smileys and you must see it having a colon+bracket(the open bracket is sad mood while the closed bracket is the smile) .

TNX for the kiss all the same.

Lunch is served @ any time of the day ma'am. Its up to you and the region u reside . So what shall I serve u

You're right about the flash or lack of it. Thanks for the information, i'll be careful with those 'faces' from now on.

I'd like a late breakfast...tomato stuffed pancakes and a glass of orange juice, please.

dre11:
but..... I guess dinner is ready then....
or do u care to join me @Jb bar this lovely evening....

just the two of us

Good Day Dr Dre... How are you doing today?

dre11: is it that easy to give a straightforward answer when u trying to digest the content of the question...... why are u making the choice diff for me nah?

So, what do you suggest?

dre11: u have the answer to the puzzle nah...... will u grant us the opportunity to know the answer?

What puzzle?

dre11: did I?

Why are you asking me?

dre11: how did I answer the question?

A simple 'yes' or 'no' will do or don't you think so?

dre11: would telling u do any Justice to the question?

Don't you think you should answer that question yourself?

dre11: where did u see me talking about problems

Weren't you?

dre11: u did sent a kiss to moi
but I guess its what ur heart did want to send and not ur hands.....

so, ur heart did take control at that moment

*just asking.... have u taken ur lunch*

Lol...Dr Dre...my hands and heart are quite ok thanks.
And I haven't had lunch yet...

dre11: do u mean there is nothing to know concerning that?

Why don't you tell me?

dre11: how do u expect me to know?

Is that a problem?

dre11:
the kiss u sent made mah day......
I guess I should be on the look out for the redemption of ur earlier promise

I think my phone is showing me a different emoticon because i sent a smile and not a kiss.

*don't tell me i've been sending kisses all over nairaland*

Jbluv55: Haven't you seen the movie 'Sleeping Dictionary'?

No, i haven't. Who starred in it?