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CrimeRe: One Feared Dead As Hoodlums Attack Anambra Community by IVORY2009(m): 8:33am On Nov 08, 2023
Na wa ooo
PoliticsRe: Datti-Ahmed: Fitch Statistics On Nigeria’s Economic Growth Misleading by IVORY2009(m): 7:41am On Nov 08, 2023
He is right on point, we all know what Tinubu can do, propaganda upon propaganda, just to make it feels that everything is on track records. grin
PoliticsRe: Appeal Court Sacks 3 PDP NASS members, affirms Lalong, Bulus (APC), Fom (LP) by IVORY2009(m): 6:43am On Nov 08, 2023
PassingShot:
Did you read that PDP failed to obey a court order to do another congress?

Or, you want PDP or any party to be allowed to do as they wish and get away with such lawlessness?
Donatus shocked
PoliticsRe: Even If Tinubu Was A 'Drug Lord', So What? by IVORY2009(m): 6:39am On Nov 08, 2023
Catapault:
Even IF Tinubu Was A 'Drug Lord', SO WHAT?

I mean, the way people talk about this 'drug lord' business..

Even if as a young man Tinubu dealt in drugs, that was a long time ago, and he was never convicted of any offence.

So WHY EXACTLY should that be held over his head?

I mean, the dude was Governor of Lagos state, and by all accounts, the best governor they ever had by an absolute mile, under whom the state, from anonymity, became the 5th largest economy in Africa.

If it takes a drug dealer to do that, then give us more drug dealers, please.

The previous 'SAINTS' who had led Lagos state into the gutter included military governors installed by dictators, and utterly useless civilian successors, apart from maybe Jakande and Marwa who tried a little.

Then came the JAGABAN.

Bobo Chicago.

City Boy.

Next thing you know, the entire Lagos State becomes a huge construction site, in an infrastructure drive that continues till today, with Lagos State racing far ahead of the rest of the country, under a succession of carefully selected technocrat leaders.

If it takes a former drug lord from Chicago to do that, and to teach you fcking moro.ns how to GOVERN YOURSELVES, so be it.

If Tinubu can replicate proportionally even HALF the success he achieved in Lagos state, as President of Nigeria, it would be worth it, and the entire nation will feel the difference.

So take all that drug bullshiit and GTFOH.
Are you sure you still have some reasoning left, how can the number one citizen of a country be an ex drug dealer and you are comfortable to say it does not matter? shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: Where Are We Headed In This Tinubu Administration? by IVORY2009(m): 9:25pm On Nov 07, 2023
omenka:
So it's a topographic error? Topography of your phone screen or your brain?

Mehn!!! Chinedu, return back to school!!!! That's what you need.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omenka Donatus grin
PoliticsRe: This Will Happen To Those In Power Few Days Away by IVORY2009(m): 12:24pm On Nov 07, 2023
Mercisharelove:
Your family will be part of the exterminations I see
There have been lots of prophecy's like these over and over again, during and after the elections, and Nigerians have moved on, I can bet yours is one of them.
CelebritiesRe: Blessing CEO In Police Custody For Accusing Davido Of Owing IVD Motors N4.5m by IVORY2009(m): 12:22pm On Nov 07, 2023
YouTubers and clicks $$$ grin grin grin
InvestmentRe: Forex Trading Is A Scam? by IVORY2009(m): 12:18pm On Nov 07, 2023
Forex trading is not a scam in itself. It is a legitimate market where currencies are traded. However, there are scammers who use the forex market to take advantage of unsuspecting investors.

These scammers may use a variety of tactics, such as:

* **Promising high returns with little or no risk.** This is a red flag, as there is no such thing as a guaranteed investment.
* **Using fake testimonials or trading results.** Scammers may create fake websites or social media accounts to make it seem like they are successful traders.
* **Offering complex or expensive trading systems.** Scammers may try to sell you trading systems that are difficult to understand or that cost a lot of money.
* **Pressuring you to deposit money quickly.** Scammers may try to create a sense of urgency by pressuring you to deposit money quickly.

If you are considering trading forex, it is important to be aware of the risks and to do your research. You should only invest with regulated brokers and you should avoid any broker who uses the tactics listed above.

Here are some tips for avoiding forex scams:

* **Research the broker.** Make sure that the broker you are trading with is regulated by a reputable authority.
* **Be wary of high-pressure sales tactics.** If a broker is pressuring you to deposit money quickly, it is a red flag.
* **Avoid complex or expensive trading systems.** There is no need to pay a lot of money for a trading system. There are many free and low-cost trading systems available online.
* **Be skeptical of testimonials and trading results.** Scammers often use fake testimonials and trading results to make it seem like they are successful traders.
* **Start with a small investment.** Don't invest more money than you can afford to lose.

Forex trading can be a profitable investment, but it is important to be aware of the risks and to take steps to protect yourself from scams.
PoliticsRe: This Will Happen To Those In Power Few Days Away by IVORY2009(m): 12:13pm On Nov 07, 2023
Mercisharelove:
Listen, the president and his ministers needs to be very careful now, because I see blood flowing, I see them loving to see the blood of helpless Nigerian wasted on the altar of their trial and errors policies.

Someone close to the president should warn him and his ministers of the impending doom coming, the curse of many generations coming against them for the evil policies they are putting forward to punish many and extermination of so many poor nigerians.

This curse won't wait or respect anyone, but will brutally devour and erase their lineage on earth.

I have spoken and you all must watch out for the consequences of failed promises.
Prophet of doom 🌟
PoliticsRe: Why I Won’t Stop Calling Tinubu Drug Dealer – Baba-Ahmed by IVORY2009(m): 8:51am On Nov 07, 2023
cheesy
AutosRe: Toks Toyota Corolla 011 08061311316 08028612026 by IVORY2009(m): 8:14am On Nov 07, 2023
Scam no price
BusinessRe: Naira Crashes To 1,030/$ As Speculators React by IVORY2009(m): 8:10am On Nov 07, 2023
Propaganda govt

The have agents in all sectors of the economy, media houses, Here on nairaland, etc lies upon lies
PoliticsRe: Obi: ₦‎1.5Bn For First Lady Unconstitutional, Her Job Is To Care For Her Husband by IVORY2009(m): 7:08am On Nov 07, 2023
omenka:
Shey he also defended the cars bought for lawmakers sensing that criticizing it would be shooting his own LP comrades in the National Assembly.

Since there can't be multiple first ladies, one of which might come from LP, he will talk trash about it to the admiration of his silly zombies. This two faced criminal did worse while he governed Anambra state.

I don't blame him though, I blame the Igbos who make him think he's any wiser than the mad man he kept as his special adviser.
Omenka Donatus is a rising Nigerian stand up comedian known for his hilarious and relatable jokes about his life and experiences growing up in Nigeria. He is also known for his sharp wit and observational humor.

Omenka began his comedy career in 2019, and quickly rose to prominence thanks to his viral videos on social media. He has since performed at major comedy clubs and festivals across Nigeria, and has even appeared on international platforms like Comedy Central.

In addition to his stand up comedy career, Omenka is also a writer and actor. He has written and starred in several short films and comedy sketches. He is also a regular contributor to Nigerian comedy website Cracked Naija.

Omenka is a talented and rising star in the Nigerian comedy scene. He is known for his unique and relatable jokes, his sharp wit, and his observational humor. He is sure to continue to entertain and inspire audiences for many years to come.

Here are some of his awards and nominations:

* Winner: Best Stand Up Comedian at the 2022 Nigerian Comedy Awards
* Nominee: Best New Comedian at the 2023 Lagos Comedy Festival
* Nominee: Best Comedy Writer at the 2023 Nigerian Comedy Awards
* Winner: Best Comedy Video at the 2023 Nigerian Comedy Awards

Omenka is a rising star in the Nigerian comedy scene, and he is sure to continue to entertain and inspire audiences for many years to come.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Does Not Know The Difference Between LIGHTNING And THUNDER by IVORY2009(m): 6:53am On Nov 07, 2023
omenka:
Learn to sow gratitude for recieving lectures free of charge. U grateful Igbo boy.
Omenka Donatus is a rising Nigerian stand up comedian known for his hilarious and relatable jokes about his life and experiences growing up in Nigeria. He is also known for his sharp wit and observational humor.

Omenka began his comedy career in 2019, and quickly rose to prominence thanks to his viral videos on social media. He has since performed at major comedy clubs and festivals across Nigeria, and has even appeared on international platforms like Comedy Central.

In addition to his stand up comedy career, Omenka is also a writer and actor. He has written and starred in several short films and comedy sketches. He is also a regular contributor to Nigerian comedy website Cracked Naija.

Omenka is a talented and rising star in the Nigerian comedy scene. He is known for his unique and relatable jokes, his sharp wit, and his observational humor. He is sure to continue to entertain and inspire audiences for many years to come.

Here are some of his awards and nominations:

* Winner: Best Stand Up Comedian at the 2022 Nigerian Comedy Awards
* Nominee: Best New Comedian at the 2023 Lagos Comedy Festival
* Nominee: Best Comedy Writer at the 2023 Nigerian Comedy Awards
* Winner: Best Comedy Video at the 2023 Nigerian Comedy Awards

Omenka is a rising star in the Nigerian comedy scene, and he is sure to continue to entertain and inspire audiences for many years to come.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by IVORY2009(m): 6:50am On Nov 07, 2023
A step in the right direction
PoliticsRe: Obidients Blast Peter Obi For Postponing 'Political Revolution' To 2027 (Video) by IVORY2009(m): 6:21am On Nov 07, 2023
ebukajay184:
huh

Ok. Check this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fIPH9j0sbk
Me waste my data to watch some stupid videos 😔😔😔
PoliticsRe: Obidients Blast Peter Obi For Postponing 'Political Revolution' To 2027 (Video) by IVORY2009(m): 6:19am On Nov 07, 2023
Stupid YouTubeer at it again, you want to cash out from your YouTube channel, I dey laugh 😂😂😂
PoliticsRe: Labour Party,Alex Oti Reveals Why He's Working From Home by IVORY2009(m): 5:44am On Nov 07, 2023
English na your mate grin

Association of Nairaland YouTubers, Christmas is coming, cash out time grin
FamilyRe: 4 Differences Between A Man’s Brain And A Woman’s Brain by IVORY2009(m): 10:23pm On Nov 06, 2023
There are some key differences between the male and female brain, but it is important to note that these are generalizations and there is a great deal of individual variation.

**Size and structure**

The male brain is slightly larger than the female brain, but this is due to the overall larger size of the male body. When brain size is adjusted for body size, there is no significant difference between the sexes.

There are also some structural differences between the male and female brain. For example, the hippocampus, which is involved in memory and learning, is larger in females. The amygdala, which is involved in emotion and fear processing, is larger in males.

**Function**

There are also some functional differences between the male and female brain. For example, females tend to be better at verbal tasks, while males tend to be better at spatial tasks. However, these differences are small and there is a great deal of overlap between the sexes.

**Hormones**

Hormones also play a role in brain function and development. Sex hormones, such as testosterone and estrogen, can influence brain structure and function in both males and females. For example, testosterone has been shown to increase aggression and spatial reasoning, while estrogen has been shown to increase empathy and verbal fluency.

**Environment**

The environment also plays a role in brain development and function. Males and females are often socialized differently, which can lead to differences in brain function. For example, males are often encouraged to be more competitive and aggressive, while females are often encouraged to be more cooperative and nurturing.

**Conclusion**

There are some key differences between the male and female brain, but it is important to note that these are generalizations and there is a great deal of individual variation. Both males and females have unique strengths and weaknesses, and the differences between the sexes are often complementary.
PoliticsRe: Why Did President Tinubu Lost Lagos? by IVORY2009(m): 10:09pm On Nov 06, 2023
There are several reasons why President Tinubu lost Lagos in the last February 2023 Nigerian presidential elections.

* **Dissatisfaction with the APC government:** The APC government has been in power in Lagos State since 2015, and many voters were dissatisfied with its performance. They felt that the government had not done enough to address the state's problems, such as poverty, unemployment, and insecurity.
* **The rising popularity of Peter Obi:** Peter Obi, the presidential candidate of the Labour Party, was very popular in Lagos State, especially among young people. He was seen as a fresh face and a credible alternative to the old guard.
* **Tinubu's perceived arrogance:** Some voters felt that Tinubu was arrogant and out of touch with the needs of the people. They were also critical of his close ties to the APC government, which they felt was corrupt.
* **Ethnic and religious tensions:** Lagos State is a cosmopolitan city with a diverse population. However, there are also some ethnic and religious tensions in the state. Some voters felt that Tinubu's Muslim-Muslim presidential ticket was divisive and could lead to further conflict.

In the end, Tinubu lost Lagos State to Peter Obi by a narrow margin. This was a major setback for Tinubu and the APC, and it showed that the people of Lagos were ready for change.

According to a post-election survey by Stears, the top three reasons why voters in Lagos State voted for Peter Obi were:

1. His competence and ability to lead (53%)
2. His credibility and trustworthiness (48%)
3. His fresh perspective and new ideas (45%)

The top three reasons why voters in Lagos State voted for Bola Tinubu were:

1. His experience and track record (48%)
2. His ability to deliver results (45%)
3. His strong leadership qualities (43%)

The survey also found that young people (aged 18-34) were more likely to vote for Peter Obi, while older people (aged 55 and above) were more likely to vote for Bola Tinubu.
PoliticsRe: Surprisingly, The Multibillion Naira NASS Vehicles Are Official Cars - Peter Obi by IVORY2009(m): 9:55pm On Nov 06, 2023
omenka:
Dude, he addressed the PRESS. There's nothing "conference" about the event, let alone "world".

Obi is an irredeemable dummy.
You always sound stupid sometimes shocked
AutosRe: 2008 Tokunbo Lexus ES350 ( Accident Free) by IVORY2009(m): 9:52pm On Nov 06, 2023
2008 that makes the car 15yrs old and it's 6.8 million, Tinubu why
PoliticsRe: 2027: We Hope You'll Campaign On Issues And Not Religion - Bayo Onanuga To Obi by IVORY2009(m): 8:50pm On Nov 06, 2023
omenka:
Obi really nailed himself. This man has got to be the most dillusional prick alive.

Imagine the claim of sainthood coming from the same man behind the infamous Yes Daddy tape. Imagine it coming from the same man who said church wake up and take back your country.

Obi is the most dangerously dicietful politician on Nigeria. Thankfully, he can only decieve his tribesmen and not NIGERIANS.

🤡
Stupid talk.....
PoliticsRe: 2027: We Hope You'll Campaign On Issues And Not Religion - Bayo Onanuga To Obi by IVORY2009(m): 8:49pm On Nov 06, 2023
omenka:
Which is the reason why they have decided to ostracize you, and perhaps Ijelespeaks.

Your courage is exemplary.
What kind of useless comment is this lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Does Not Know The Difference Between LIGHTNING And THUNDER by IVORY2009(m): 6:36pm On Nov 06, 2023
Lightning and thunder are two natural phenomena that occur together during thunderstorms. However, they are two different things.

Lightning is a massive electrical discharge that occurs between two clouds, between a cloud and the ground, or between a cloud and the air. It can travel at speeds of up to 670 million miles per hour and can heat the air around it to temperatures of up to 50,000 degrees Fahrenheit.

Thunder is the sound caused by lightning. When lightning strikes, it rapidly heats and expands the air around it. This creates a shock wave that travels through the air as a sound wave. Thunder can be heard for miles around a lightning strike.

Here is a table summarizing the key differences between lightning and thunder:

| Characteristic | Lightning | Thunder |
|---|---|---|
| Type of energy | Electrical | Sound |
| Speed of travel | 670 million miles per hour | 768 miles per hour |
| Temperature | Up to 50,000 degrees Fahrenheit | Ambient temperature |
| Distance traveled | Can travel for miles | Can be heard for miles |

Because light travels faster than sound, you will always see lightning before you hear thunder. However, if you hear thunder, it means that lightning is within striking distance, so it is important to seek shelter immediately.
PoliticsRe: 'Why I Didn’t Step Down, Work With Atiku’ – Peter Obi by IVORY2009(m): 5:19pm On Nov 06, 2023
omenka:
The resplendent Dûmbass is still basking in the hollow praise and worship of his repugnant online nitwits. He has no idea what time it is.

An Agulu wall gecko that thinks itself a Dragon.
Useless 😞
SportsRe: Francis Ngannou Accidentally Smashes A Shop Door by IVORY2009(m): 5:05pm On Nov 06, 2023
Horus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2mP34eFBMs?si=zo6Mf2_wWMzhqCdA

Francis Ngannou accidentally smashes a shop door
Everything is content for YouTubers, Xmas is coming, time to cash out, click here and watch video.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Does Not Know The Difference Between LIGHTNING And THUNDER by IVORY2009(m): 4:57pm On Nov 06, 2023
omenka:
It is "spewing" not "screwing".

Did I even make it past elementary school at all? My case seems worse than I earlier imagined.

I am an illliterate 🤡.
Fixed grin

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