₦airaland Forum

Jackeeh:
You : what's up? Me : it's not up yet. It's still flaccid.

#BADTguy

*sips codeine*

i nid sleep

Prettyvhickie:
Guys, describe your girlfriend in two words and lets see who's gat the right girl..dont miss this opportunity

i fit tok my own
he is a;
1.stingy
2.morrafuker

TheSonOfMark:

Virgin? Swear on your womb that you are! You hypocritic, lying, two-timing viper! Tell that to the last 19 boys who screwed you.
You call girls hide behind the cover of the internet to spread deceit.

EVEN YOUR JEZEBEL-LIKE LONG NAILS AND YOUR EMULSION PAINT MASKED FACE GIVE YOU AWAY.

oh my my
u don come again

Headlamp1:
So my baby is a V? Hmmm, I'm soo proud of you.

issokay
nd how r u?its been a while

robosky02:
babe......... were you dey since

i took a break i tire for this romance section.

hmmmm
*looks to the sky*

starlingslimnet:
She is doing the guy a favour too

exactly

god knows i cant waste energy on person wey dey experience 5minutes madness


i fit give uppercut o,i craze for secschool then,but our life don change

the man is the head(aint talking about guys_who r still in sch,still serving,still sagging their trousers,immature babies,no life ambition,still doing fine boi up nd down)

and the man provides (for the family_not necessarily married)
Haters are gonna be in d above options definitely.!

the op is quite right..

this doesnt apply to virgins becos we plenty wellwell

it influences only the undecisive and gullible ones that believe errything they read here.sorry to say

machinegundammy:
Shame on a 21st century girlfriend getting pregnant

shame on a 21st century man for pouring his infected rotten akamu inside a kpekus**

Can men have d sex with themselves,?rubbish..instead they want fukbuddies
nigeria don spoil finish...i can spot a biatch from a mile away_

U are speaking in parables

Hmmm
odiegwu

Pls lets leave adultery for those wey wan do am,no ansa dey for d question..

#ShowEmWhatYouGot

Nice picture..
Mayb i shld cut my hair sef to show my NATURAL beauty *BoneOfMyBone

Op is right, but its way too long a write up

Anytime i c his face..

The man shld b thankful cos he used her as an outlet to let go of the stress,frustations,happiness,anxiety,jism

fyi,some ladies no dey enjoy sex

wristwatch:
Expecting Baby from her in 9 mths time

because of 1 yeye kiss? .hiaa

Do me i do u god no go vex.

*trekking to otuoke*

Op wot if she dey bring hiv,staph,viruses,demonic problems,anoda-man-belle come nkor,sex don pass the ordinary eye


for y'all who think m archaic and exxgerrating_'pikin c juju hin tok say na vegetable_

Abeg make we leave sex,cheating alone e neva tire una
because the reasons wld never b enough

Naa.i dont believe in it,mayb it was made up by 1 ancestor wey one feel important
life dey too complicated already to kon join this one on top

We nor dey blow oyibo for naija,so when u waka here OP make u type NigerianStandardEnglish

Steal one of his most prized possesions or infact cut hin kini join

Mine is opposite .hin dey lyk to chop correct food,nd na me go dey drink drink or chop icecream
shoutout to my boo wey no dey look uche face**

ivyT:
finding june,forgetting mercy,the meeting,house of gold_nd lots more

m a movie person..oops!

finding mercy,forgetting june_my bad