Literature › Re: There Will Always Be Another One by ivyy(op): 7:10pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
She hissed, she imagined that in a sane country like America. People would run to you and ask if you got hurt. And if you replied and said "no, I'm okay" even with a smile, they would inquire further ‘’are you sure? Should we call an ambulance?’’ they would ask. Atleast that was what Ronke watched in her American movies.
She struggled to maintain a straight face and fixed her gaze into nothingness. She wasnt going to give in to these crazy bloodsuckers. She imagined giving them all the middle finger.
Lanre was the reason She had been so deep in thoughts. She couldn’t just get him off her mind. The real deal, she felt, was Lanre. He was the ideal man for her. She couldn’t stop herself from going over and over the blind date she had just had with him. With little effort, Lanre had everything she wanted in a man. It had always been very difficult for Ronke to connect with men romantically, she had strict principles and though she knew no one was perfectly made, she believed her principles were absolutely realistic. Any man, who took keen interest in her had better hope she was going to be attracted to him. Else, Ronke wasn’t going to give him the light of day. She so often wondered how easy it really was for spouses who got married to unattractive partners. Not her anyway. If she had to choose between staying starved and going on a lunch date with someone who she felt was unattractive, Ronke would choose the former. She was a sucker for handsome men and she wasn’t afraid to admit it. Why should she? She wanted her kids to have good genes. So, she could never take a compromise in that department, ah never.
Lanre had a good poise which was a big check in her check list. Men who walked like girls irked her to death it was that simple. Ronke also liked her men serious minded, ambitious, committed, funny and romantic. A man who couldn’t love and care for his wife and kids, was no man after all. And a boring man? Hell, no. She just couldn’t deal. He had to know how to strike up conversations with her and make her smile. Surely, some men had all these qualities. And lanre was definitely looking up to it. She smiled. 6 Likes 3 Shares |
Literature › There Will Always Be Another One by ivyy(op): 6:48pm On Apr 30, 2016*. Modified: 7:20pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
Hi ladies and gents. Have you had your heart broken and you feel you can never find true love again? Are you experiencing emotional torture, mental and physical abuse in your relationships? Or is that babe or bobo you are crazy stupid in love with, using your heart to play football? My people, if you have fallen into any of these categories, then this story is dedicated to you  All Rights Reserved. No part of this publication maybe reproduced, stored in a retrieval system or transmitted in any form or by any means electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without the prior written consent of the author. ******************************************************* “Aunty move now!’’ Ronke was startled by an okada man who was taking a one way route along the popular jele road a few meters away from her home. He had horned severally to alert Ronke yet she had seemed dead to the world. Like she was on a personal mission to commit sucide. It wasn’t until he shouted, using all the strength he could muster, screaming on top of his voice, his vocal cord almost jarring out, only then had Ronke looked up in panic and yanked her body off the highway almost immediately. “Stupid idiot!’’ she shouted after the okada rider. Ronke was in shock. She came too close to getting hit and it could have been serious. Her mother’s prayers were definitely working. She had heard of many okada accidents and even witnessed one. And all those times, she could never have imagined that it could one day, almost happen to her, not in a gizillion years she had thought. She made a turn for the sidewalk. She hated the sidewalks; it was sloppy and hilly and made walking difficult. But she had no choice, this time she had to be careful. Already, a crowd of people had gathered waiting and watching. Many, she presumed, wanted to lash out at her for being stupid, for almost getting killed. It was always like that with tatafoos . Like the idle people they were , they would come out of their hiding places and rather than sympathize with you, they would mock and curse at you like you are somehow the reason for their frustrations. As if the trauma of almost getting killed wasn’t in itself enough. One time, while en-route to work in a bus, she had witnessed a man fall while trying to cross the road. Thankfully, he made it out unhurt but the side remarks from her fellow passengers were rather sickening. ‘’you will just kill yourself for nothing’’ a dirty looking man in tattered trousers and a dirty red t-shirt had shouted. Another man in blue agbada who Ronke felt had a ridiculously big head, added ‘’if you want to die, don’t die here o, go home and die!’’. 8 Likes 5 Shares |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 3:45pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
|
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 2:48pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
MrTeeo: The way you accepted quickly is like wash.. ..
Let's see how it goes, make I get my ticket first. Mimzy fine too, Ivvy beautiful too. The rest.. .
Make I consult with my goons. Who we go support Koda bayi na  But I said sorry  |
Romance › Re: -----I Will Vote For The Most Beautiful Miss Nl Contestant---- by ivyy(f): 1:40pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
pennytration: Ok, i'll check d dictionary wen dis contest is over. Den i'll decide whether to vote 4 her in future contests. Yar: agile Please do vote  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 1:23pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
MrTeeo: A ticket to see Jungle Book and popcorn Deal  Stay with team ivyy  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 11:21am On Apr 30, 2016 |
MrTeeo: Go away. Appease the gods or ama pitch my tent directly opposite you. And you know what I can do I'm sorry  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 10:59am On Apr 30, 2016 |
MrTeeo: Ivvy so you're contesting  Ivyy  |
Celebrities › Re: YBNL Viktoh Replies To - How Nigerian Musicians Would Have Been As Students by ivyy(f): 9:13am On Apr 30, 2016 |
mirexxx: miss ivyy u still around?  Mirexxx I'm still here o  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 11:48pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
|
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland: Not Many Breathtaking But Who Should I Vote For? by ivyy(f): 11:44pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
|
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Competition. Who Should I Support by ivyy(f): 11:05pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
HolyHero: [color=#990099][size=30pt] among the contestants there is a girl called ivyy check her out using this link www.nairaland.com/ivyy she is the conpetent contestant for the crown she is classy she is fabulous she is lovely she is ivyy
vote and support ivyy for miss nairaland 2016 [/size][/color] |
Culture › Re: Wuraola Otiti Before She Became Ooni Of Ife’s Queen by ivyy(f): 11:05pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
FrankValency: heey,she's cool...just as ivyy gona be queen of Nairaland soon......chech this beauty with brains not just brain
I stand with IVVY, check her out on my siggy My people  |
Celebrities › Re: Funny Photo About Teebillz Suicide Attempt by ivyy(f): 11:04pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
TheCEO1004: Dnt stress urself angel, even devil confirm am say na u go win.U too fine! Infact, Uare too pekepekelicious!!!!! |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland: Not Many Breathtaking But Who Should I Vote For? by ivyy(f): 11:04pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
HolyHero: [color=#990099][size=30pt] who else if not the most beautiful
the only contestant that is worthy to wear the crown
her name is ivyy
check her out by following this link www.nairaland.com/ivyy
on what you stand to gain
this damsel is equipped with the necessary skills and qualities to be called miss nairaland and she will do a wonderful job representing you women folks [/size][/color] |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland: Not Many Breathtaking But Who Should I Vote For? by ivyy(f): 10:56pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
AfroKnight: [size=17pt]For me, it's IVYY all the way.
She's beautifully made...like she stepped out of the Greek pantheon.[/size] |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 10:55pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
CaptainECole: Ivyy Vote intelligence Vote Beauty Vote Class Vote Ivyy
 |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland: Not Many Breathtaking But Who Should I Vote For? by ivyy(f): 10:55pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Sexytemi: Lol, but yea.....she's beautiful. Thanks hun  Sad that I'm your second choice though  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 10:50pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
BossDanniee:
Oya now, Shalla to my one and only Na you be my Alobam Ivyy you are my one in a million Shalla to my Miss Nairaland Na you be my girl o! Ivyy you are one in a billion Ale ma ni owo lowo Sugbon a ni alafia Ale ma ni ile lori o, aye wa dun bi oyin Ale ma ni owo lowo sugbon ani ifokan bale Ale mani ile lori o Orenté no dey complain oh #TeamIvyy |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Competition. Who Should I Support by ivyy(f): 10:48pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
|
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland: Not Many Breathtaking But Who Should I Vote For? by ivyy(f): 9:57pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
|
Celebrities › Re: YBNL Viktoh Replies To - How Nigerian Musicians Would Have Been As Students by ivyy(f): 9:56pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
FrankValency: e pain am .... I'm sure queen ivyy would hav handled that more than him
I- intelligent V- victorious Y- yar Y- Youthful #JoinTheIVYYLeague# vote for IVYY for miss NL 2016. |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 9:52pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
KingTom: [size=20pt] Yep its back again but there's something different I just can't wrap my finger around it, hmmmmm what could it be let me give you a hint, its intelligence coupled with drop dead gorgeous with some kindness now that's what I call a balanced diet hehehe what am I going on about? Have I had one too many beers? Nope I've just been lost in those eyes those big Brown eyes come on guys don't pretend we've all been there hehehe. She's got what it takes She's not afraid of anything and she's a very gentle soul you know the kind you take home to mama. She's well she's oh God I'm blinded by her beautiful face she's ivyy yes I said it and you heard me she's Ivyy the one and only. So guys stop sitting on the fence lets give this sweet girl the crown whayasay? [/size]
I- Intelligent V- Victorious Y- Yar Y- Youthful
#JoinTheIVYYLeague 
Www.nairaland.com/ivyy |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland: Not Many Breathtaking But Who Should I Vote For? by ivyy(f): 9:46pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
|
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland: Not Many Breathtaking But Who Should I Vote For? by ivyy(f): 9:45pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
AfroKnight: [size=17pt]For me, it's IVYY all the way.
She's beautifully made...like she stepped out of the Greek pantheon.[/size] |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Competition. Who Should I Support by ivyy(f): 6:52pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
ourkobo: Am confused oooo
among these pretty ladies, who should I support.
1. MIMZY 3. MISSGDOPE 4. LANICKY 5. DEMILADEGOLD 6. MYSTICGAL 7. LADYJUL 8. REFINER 9. KRYSTALKLEAR 10. OPTIONAL1 11. IVYY 12. DIASYLUV Me 
|
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 6:33pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
HolyHero: [color=#990099][size=30pt] i would like to seize this opportunity to tell you about the most competent contestant
her name is ivyy
she is smoking hot she is drop dead gorgeous she is stunning she is breathtaking she is mindblowing she is beautiful she is ivyy she is creative she is intelligent she is humble she is jovial she is the defination of perfection she is ivyy
i would like you to throw your massive weight behind ivyy
trust me you won't regret it [/size][/color] |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 4:50pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
BossDanniee:
Yeah Ivyy, slow it down, why ya try fit accelerate The way ya move make bad man salivate Me I trip on your shape on your silhouette Who that BoomClack, come try seperate? Eeh, body smoking Cigaratte But not this other girls, them-a- nicorette Me-I-change your steeze rehabilitate Them Boiz broke, but me-I-Billi Gate Choc Boiz make it rain, mama irrigate You should leave who you with, mama immigrate Any man wanna pest you fumigate Cos' a lot of 'em dudes try fit immitate But no guy like me check your archive Then back it up slow hard drive Come learn what life with a star like Cos' |
Romance › Re: 11 Reasons A Good Man Will Never Cheat On You. by ivyy(f): 4:47pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
HolyHero: [color=#990099][size=30pt] A Good Man is Scarce
VOTE IVYY 4 MISS NAIRALAND [/size][/color] |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 3:09pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
3rdlegxxx: well, yh but i still need to see and read about who the other contestants are? can't just vote for the 1st person i come across and are you guys sure our votes count ? this Nigerian system where rigging is everywhere so, even online .. anyways nice work ivvy.. Go to the nomination thread created by dygeasy. There, you will get the list of all contestants and view all our profiles. When the voting commences, you'll get to know more about each contestants. I pray I impress you enough to pick me  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 3:00pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
MadCow1: Where is the Voting thread?
Operation Ivyy is about to change altitude..
MadCow is here..  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 2:58pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
|