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LiteratureRe: There Will Always Be Another One by ivyy(op): 7:10pm On Apr 30, 2016
She hissed, she imagined that in a sane country like America. People would run to you and ask if you got hurt. And if you replied and said "no, I'm okay" even with a smile, they would inquire further ‘’are you sure? Should we call an ambulance?’’ they would ask. Atleast that was what Ronke watched in her American movies.

She struggled to maintain a straight face and fixed her gaze into nothingness. She wasnt going to give in to these crazy bloodsuckers. She imagined giving them all the middle finger.

Lanre was the reason She had been so deep in thoughts. She couldn’t just get him off her mind. The real deal, she felt, was Lanre. He was the ideal man for her. She couldn’t stop herself from going over and over the blind date she had just had with him. With little effort, Lanre had everything she wanted in a man. It had always been very difficult for Ronke to connect with men romantically, she had strict principles and though she knew no one was perfectly made, she believed her principles were absolutely realistic. Any man, who took keen interest in her had better hope she was going to be attracted to him. Else, Ronke wasn’t going to give him the light of day. She so often wondered how easy it really was for spouses who got married to unattractive partners. Not her anyway. If she had to choose between staying starved and going on a lunch date with someone who she felt was unattractive, Ronke would choose the former. She was a sucker for handsome men and she wasn’t afraid to admit it. Why should she? She wanted her kids to have good genes. So, she could never take a compromise in that department, ah never.

Lanre had a good poise which was a big check in her check list. Men who walked like girls irked her to death it was that simple. Ronke also liked her men serious minded, ambitious, committed, funny and romantic. A man who couldn’t love and care for his wife and kids, was no man after all. And a boring man? Hell, no. She just couldn’t deal. He had to know how to strike up conversations with her and make her smile. Surely, some men had all these qualities. And lanre was definitely looking up to it. She smiled.
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LiteratureThere Will Always Be Another One by ivyy(op):
Hi ladies and gents. Have you had your heart broken and you feel you can never find true love again? Are you experiencing emotional torture, mental and physical abuse in your relationships? Or is that babe or bobo you are crazy stupid in love with, using your heart to play football?
My people, if you have fallen into any of these categories, then this story is dedicated to you wink cheesy

All Rights Reserved.
No part of this publication maybe reproduced, stored in a retrieval system or transmitted in any form or by any means electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without the prior written consent of the author.

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“Aunty move now!’’
Ronke was startled by an okada man who was taking a one way route along the popular jele road a few meters away from her home. He had horned severally to alert Ronke yet she had seemed dead to the world. Like she was on a personal mission to commit sucide. It wasn’t until he shouted, using all the strength he could muster, screaming on top of his voice, his vocal cord almost jarring out, only then had Ronke looked up in panic and yanked her body off the highway almost immediately.

“Stupid idiot!’’ she shouted after the okada rider.

Ronke was in shock. She came too close to getting hit and it could have been serious. Her mother’s prayers were definitely working. She had heard of many okada accidents and even witnessed one. And all those times, she could never have imagined that it could one day, almost happen to her, not in a gizillion years she had thought.

She made a turn for the sidewalk. She hated the sidewalks; it was sloppy and hilly and made walking difficult. But she had no choice, this time she had to be careful. Already, a crowd of people had gathered waiting and watching. Many, she presumed, wanted to lash out at her for being stupid, for almost getting killed. It was always like that with tatafoos . Like the idle people they were , they would come out of their hiding places and rather than sympathize with you, they would mock and curse at you like you are somehow the reason for their frustrations. As if the trauma of almost getting killed wasn’t in itself enough.

One time, while en-route to work in a bus, she had witnessed a man fall while trying to cross the road. Thankfully, he made it out unhurt but the side remarks from her fellow passengers were rather sickening.

‘’you will just kill yourself for nothing’’ a dirty looking man in tattered trousers and a dirty red t-shirt had shouted.

Another man in blue agbada who Ronke felt had a ridiculously big head, added ‘’if you want to die, don’t die here o, go home and die!’’.
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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 3:45pm On Apr 30, 2016
MrTeeo:
Ore mi atata, Oya mo ti gbo
shocked shocked

Awwww kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 2:48pm On Apr 30, 2016
MrTeeo:
The way you accepted quickly is like wash.. ..

Let's see how it goes, make I get my ticket first. Mimzy fine too, Ivvy beautiful too. The rest.. .

Make I consult with my goons. Who we go support
Koda bayi na grin
But I said sorry embarassed
RomanceRe: -----I Will Vote For The Most Beautiful Miss Nl Contestant---- by ivyy(f): 1:40pm On Apr 30, 2016
pennytration:
Ok, i'll check d dictionary wen dis contest is over. Den i'll decide whether to vote 4 her in future contests.
Yar: agile
Please do vote wink
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 1:23pm On Apr 30, 2016
MrTeeo:
A ticket to see Jungle Book and popcorn
Deal cheesy grin
Stay with team ivyy cry
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 11:21am On Apr 30, 2016
MrTeeo:
Go away. Appease the gods or ama pitch my tent directly opposite you. And you know what I can do
I'm sorry embarassed
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 10:59am On Apr 30, 2016
MrTeeo:
Ivvy so you're contesting lipsrsealed
Ivyy tongue
CelebritiesRe: YBNL Viktoh Replies To - How Nigerian Musicians Would Have Been As Students by ivyy(f): 9:13am On Apr 30, 2016
mirexxx:
miss ivyy u still around? grin
Mirexxx I'm still here o grin
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 11:48pm On Apr 29, 2016
Gabadaya:
Ivyy you rock too!
Thanks hun kiss
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland: Not Many Breathtaking But Who Should I Vote For? by ivyy(f): 11:44pm On Apr 29, 2016
Sexytemi:
you still got ma heart thousmileysmiley
Now that's all I need to cheer me up kiss
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Competition. Who Should I Support by ivyy(f): 11:05pm On Apr 29, 2016
HolyHero:
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among the contestants
there is a girl called ivyy
check her out using this link
www.nairaland.com/ivyy
she is the conpetent contestant for the crown
she is classy
she is fabulous
she is lovely
she is ivyy

vote and support ivyy for miss nairaland 2016
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CultureRe: Wuraola Otiti Before She Became Ooni Of Ife’s Queen by ivyy(f): 11:05pm On Apr 29, 2016
FrankValency:
heey,she's cool...just as ivyy gona be queen of Nairaland soon......chech this beauty with brains not just brain


I stand with IVVY, check her out on my siggy
My people grin
CelebritiesRe: Funny Photo About Teebillz Suicide Attempt by ivyy(f): 11:04pm On Apr 29, 2016
TheCEO1004:
Dnt stress urself angel, even devil confirm am say na u go win.U too fine! Infact, Uare too pekepekelicious!!!!!
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland: Not Many Breathtaking But Who Should I Vote For? by ivyy(f): 11:04pm On Apr 29, 2016
HolyHero:
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who else if not the most beautiful

the only contestant that is worthy to wear the crown

her name is ivyy

check her out by following this link www.nairaland.com/ivyy


on what you stand to gain

this damsel is equipped with the necessary skills and qualities to be called miss nairaland and she will do a wonderful job representing you women folks
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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland: Not Many Breathtaking But Who Should I Vote For? by ivyy(f): 10:56pm On Apr 29, 2016
AfroKnight:
[size=17pt]For me, it's IVYY all the way.

She's beautifully made...like she stepped out of the Greek pantheon.
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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 10:55pm On Apr 29, 2016
CaptainECole:
Ivyy
Vote intelligence
Vote Beauty
Vote Class
Vote Ivyy
wink
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland: Not Many Breathtaking But Who Should I Vote For? by ivyy(f): 10:55pm On Apr 29, 2016
Sexytemi:
Lol, but yea.....she's beautiful.
Thanks hun kiss

Sad that I'm your second choice though cry
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 10:50pm On Apr 29, 2016
BossDanniee:
Oya now,
Shalla to my one and only
Na you be my Alobam
Ivyy you are my one in a million
Shalla to my Miss Nairaland
Na you be my girl o!
Ivyy you are one in a billion
Ale ma ni owo lowo
Sugbon a ni alafia
Ale ma ni ile lori o, aye wa dun bi oyin
Ale ma ni owo lowo sugbon ani ifokan bale
Ale mani ile lori o
Orenté no dey complain oh #TeamIvyy
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Competition. Who Should I Support by ivyy(f): 10:48pm On Apr 29, 2016
ourkobo:
Am going for ivyy she is the most loyal contestant smiley smiley smiley

Oya Ivyy let's push campaign like never before ...

How do I join your team
Yaay grin cheesy
Follow back so I can send you a msg directly cheesy
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland: Not Many Breathtaking But Who Should I Vote For? by ivyy(f): 9:57pm On Apr 29, 2016
LuveU2:
Yes Ivyy is cute smiley nd sounds cool cool Can she?
Thanks hun cheesy
CelebritiesRe: YBNL Viktoh Replies To - How Nigerian Musicians Would Have Been As Students by ivyy(f): 9:56pm On Apr 29, 2016
FrankValency:
e pain am grin grin.... I'm sure queen ivyy would hav handled that more than him

I- intelligent
V- victorious
Y- yar
Y- Youthful
#JoinTheIVYYLeague#
vote for IVYY for miss NL 2016.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 9:52pm On Apr 29, 2016
KingTom:
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Yep its back again but there's something different I just can't wrap my finger around it, hmmmmm what could it be let me give you a hint, its intelligence coupled with drop dead gorgeous with some kindness now that's what I call a balanced diet hehehe what am I going on about? Have I had one too many beers? Nope I've just been lost in those eyes those big Brown eyes come on guys don't pretend we've all been there hehehe. She's got what it takes She's not afraid of anything and she's a very gentle soul you know the kind you take home to mama. She's well she's oh God I'm blinded by her beautiful face she's ivyy yes I said it and you heard me she's Ivyy the one and only. So guys stop sitting on the fence lets give this sweet girl the crown whayasay? wink[/size]





I- Intelligent
V- Victorious
Y- Yar
Y- Youthful

#JoinTheIVYYLeague cool

Www.nairaland.com/ivyy
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland: Not Many Breathtaking But Who Should I Vote For? by ivyy(f): 9:46pm On Apr 29, 2016
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland: Not Many Breathtaking But Who Should I Vote For? by ivyy(f): 9:45pm On Apr 29, 2016
AfroKnight:
[size=17pt]For me, it's IVYY all the way.

She's beautifully made...like she stepped out of the Greek pantheon.
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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Competition. Who Should I Support by ivyy(f): 6:52pm On Apr 29, 2016
ourkobo:
Am confused oooo

among these pretty ladies, who should I support.

1. MIMZY
3. MISSGDOPE
4. LANICKY
5. DEMILADEGOLD
6. MYSTICGAL
7. LADYJUL
8. REFINER
9. KRYSTALKLEAR
10. OPTIONAL1
11. IVYY
12. DIASYLUV
Me wink

RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 6:33pm On Apr 29, 2016
HolyHero:
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i would like to seize this opportunity to tell you about the most competent contestant


her name is ivyy

she is smoking hot
she is drop dead gorgeous
she is stunning
she is breathtaking
she is mindblowing
she is beautiful
she is ivyy
she is creative
she is intelligent
she is humble
she is jovial
she is the defination of perfection
she is ivyy



i would like you to throw your massive weight behind ivyy

trust me you won't regret it
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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 4:50pm On Apr 29, 2016
BossDanniee:
Yeah Ivyy, slow it down, why ya try fit accelerate
The way ya move make bad man salivate
Me I trip on your shape on your silhouette
Who that BoomClack, come try seperate?
Eeh, body smoking Cigaratte
But not this other girls, them-a- nicorette
Me-I-change your steeze rehabilitate
Them Boiz broke, but me-I-Billi Gate
Choc Boiz make it rain, mama irrigate
You should leave who you with, mama
immigrate
Any man wanna pest you fumigate
Cos' a lot of 'em dudes try fit immitate
But no guy like me check your archive
Then back it up slow hard drive
Come learn what life with a star like
Cos'
RomanceRe: 11 Reasons A Good Man Will Never Cheat On You. by ivyy(f): 4:47pm On Apr 29, 2016
HolyHero:
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A Good Man is Scarce


VOTE IVYY 4 MISS NAIRALAND
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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 3:09pm On Apr 29, 2016
3rdlegxxx:
well, yh but i still need to see and read about who the other contestants are? can't just vote for the 1st person i come across and are you guys sure our votes counthuh? this Nigerian system where rigging is everywhere so, even online grin grin.. anyways nice work ivvy..
Go to the nomination thread created by dygeasy. There, you will get the list of all contestants and view all our profiles.
When the voting commences, you'll get to know more about each contestants.
I pray I impress you enough to pick me cheesy
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 3:00pm On Apr 29, 2016
MadCow1:
Where is the Voting thread?




Operation Ivyy is about to change altitude..


MadCow is here.. grin
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ivyy(f): 2:58pm On Apr 29, 2016
Alocia:
Ivvy looks good kiss

Lanicky too, nice physique smiley

Good luck girls. kiss kiss
kiss kiss kiss
Thanks hun wink

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