₦airaland Forum

lordnicklaus:
I need a girl who farts a lot..
I need a girl who likes to eat beans or eggs and farts a lot...

diz one yaff parss winshes in vilages.op plz come nxt weak Sunday wee wee pray for u in my shurch.

MrCork:
100 years old??....sweeery plisss stop protectin the young boy...it ain't gonna fly...who sends chick valentine message in may?
..wazzzz he in prison?.Shame!!!)no oofensece)

Mrcorks u are reelly neads to virseat yabaleft and u wee thank me lata.

MrCork:
.. madam..ok..so u the spokes woman for women wit k leg...abi?...and wot on earth as boat gottts to do with K leg?..... plisss are u ok?(no oofensece)

plis Mr corks pliss go anrd bowow sernse

MrCork:
..she giv u punnnnny.. nah....which kind question be this again?(no oofensece)

chai Mrcorks iff d gerl his yyur sixster nko(n0 0Ffencscses)

MrCork:
....ok..so Nigeria n girls r useless becuzz a girl come to buy tie in yorrr shop... correct?.... bro,see a doctor!! (No oofensece)

Mrcork u arr neads to sea psichartrist.

MrCork:
.... anyways bakkkto the serrrrioss topic..
.ladies is it ok to date u if u have k leg?... Mature response plisss. Thanks!!

yerrs i onse dating one woman whoman who arr gave berd to one mad wére mrcorkks(no 0ffences)she is darrkkskins and she ass k and bow leg sef

adaksbullet:
espechairly that tonks208 guy he we be dish relasionship adviseses on nl and he his still live on his father aos and his over 40yr old o

bus u arr no efin furny

MrCork:
...if u don't eat vitamin k..u definitelly ending up wit k leg!!(trussssss me))

ijn O God pleisse gife mrcork sernse evin if is fore one dayy plS God PlZ...

adaksbullet:
Op, ur case his pas mine boundary

adaksbullert hw is eveatin

liekes dz porse and u sharrl withnerss a knew yeear.

MrCork:
...so u sayin the twerka as nyansh... correct?...bro I don't meannnto sound rudes but do u read in the dark??(no oofensece)

sinple quessiuon wear wear u wern God wars disiribusin sernse

MrCork:
^^^kaiiii..see booooobsi!!

diss are d eferct of ur mormmy gives u braesst to surk too mosh

MrCork:
...bro...not sure if yorrrr glasses is Uganda make but weres her nyansh?......all we see is pannnnncake!![(no oofensece)

Oh God wern wee u disiribusin sernse to Mrcork hiss madners iss too mosh God

harrison12:
Every relationship does not go smooth throughout its journey, there are still some port-holes that if both partner fails to drive carefully would lead to emotional accident and eventual separation.

Your relationship might have been disconnected in a fight or it could just be a legal separation, you can still reconnect back your love for each other.

Most partners who had once had once had a clash really want to get back together.

Let’s look at it this way. Your electric bulb stops lighting and you decided to check what is wrong. And you found out that one of the wires has been disconnected.
What would you do? Connect it back.

That’s how it is. The love is there but has been disconnected; there is no flow of current to light up the love.

Would you sit and watch your heart bleeding as a result of emotional accident?
Would you sit and watch your partner bleeding as well?

Your journey can still continue if only you can take a step- a little step can heal all the wounded hearts and light up your love once more.

Before I talk about the little step, do you know that love is built like a tower? You start from the ground and gradually you keep going and going till it gets to a desired level; learn to build your love step by step and if it has been disconnected, gradually connect it back, don’t just rush over it to avoid disaster.

Regardless of the disconnections in our relationship, we still have to look for ways to get back the intimacy and love that was once burning.

And that brings me to the little step which is communication.
‘Funny’ you might say. But most relationship has no strong communication. This is a solid foundation that can carry your relationship far and high.

You can’t just jump back into relationship that has long been disconnected without understanding what communication is.
You should be able to communicate well and effective with your partner even when there is a clash.

Communication involves an effective use of words.
To be in a clash with your partner does not mean you both shouldn’t be communicating with each other.

How can you solve a problem if there is no communication? Talk to each other; behave as if nothing had happened.

Where do I start from?
Start from the scratch. You just had a clash with your partner and here you are requesting for sex- it’s wrong. That’s not how to start.
Something like this can be good for a starting.
You: “how was your day”?
Your partner: “it was fine”

During this time of connecting, you might not possibly get the best response from your partner but keep communicating.
As you dine in the evening, you still have to keep communicating.
You: “hope you are enjoying the meal”?
Your partner: “yes, it’s okay”

There is an improvement but it’s still not fully connected as expected and you want it more- you need it to keep flowing.
So what do you do? Keep communicating and you might decide to put different questions so as to get an answer.

Just follow this step to reconnect back the intimacy. Give and adequate response to your partner and don’t let the communication die.
Thanks for reading and also do well by sharing your views and contributions.

bus i didnt u
hordanstand diz ur grraaammer o plz esplane

Wee the marnagemens of yabaleft intarnarsesional teashing horsepitul are pliss to arenounce to yoo dar mrscork(no 0ffences)are noun reporting too treantment in ward 34 pples are no allows to meat him coz he is nor okays yet..thank u

MrCork:
..bro are u a ilitarrate?...how the hell do u expet we Londoners to proonance that village name?..plisss Shange that gaddddem name to Sarah ..susannnn or kat!! (No oofensece)

plz mr cork wee are all nose is u dart are illertratin u dat are nurse even okays up in stares...shakes my heard for u.

MrCork:
STORY...are u lightskin?

lieskin lieskin lieskin.u wee luukin for lieskin till ya die keep wanking on lieskin bus.

MrCork:
...but why arc Nigeria women marrrrrrying taxi driver s up and down like ilitarratte?...can't they settttle for London guys? (No oofensece)

bus mrcork ur mummyies are she no marryies a male prostitute whoe are waisting sperm like u dat err sorpose to be in gorter

MrCork:
..we tryynnnna help u...and then you get angry becusssss you don't have English name(read yorrrr last post...u said it).. anyways we want u to Shange that name to English name by tomorrow(no oofensece)

bus Mrcorks are u no takes the merdesin we yaff bin preriscribin for u.yr madners is reasing arenorthern level 0

[quote author=MrCork post=56751947]..we tryynnnna help u...and then you get angry becusssss you don't have English name(read yorrrr last post...u said it).. anyways we want u to Shange that name to English name by tomorrow(no oofensece)

IamAirforce1:
She's my kinda of girl..
She's got the body I wanted in my woman.

I'm sorry to you nairaland girls crushing on me, but I'm crushing on this baby like kilode..

Fine girl
Everything is standard.

Wow

www.yabaleft.com/doctor ogbonu treasmens sentre.com

I am vissit yabaleft horsepital yesstardey to sea one of the pples dat i am bruoght dear hiz name is mrsCork(no 0ffences) and thia norse is lukin lukin me she nah tells me i shoe sea ass in err ofeace i sea her she yah tell me to forking her bus the prodblem is i having 7.5 einshes quad HD prick wis octal core cpu oporasing at 5.9ghz and adreno 540 i didnt know e yah too mosh o rice now i am rising startemen in the polease starsion coz i aff tear err
puurssy plz help...

NaeChris:
How would you feel when you tell a guy 'i love you' and he says 'thank you' or 'Ok' or 'really' or una other usuall disgusting responses, una know them. Ladies say when a guy snubs their love, it brings down their pride, so na guys no get pride ba?

bebe u err cumin hear u err askiin jamb qeusion...:-/

manNature:
Please I need a serious advice here. its lengthy but please endure and to help u advise me properly. There is girl her elder bros ( my friend, though he came to ask my close female friend hand in marriage and that was how we knew each other ).He linked us together cos he wanted me to marry his sister due to he liked my kind of person and am really searching and ready to settle down. so I started communicating with the sister, we communicated like more than a month, I do the major calling, sent her card on Mather's day, even though we have not seen each other. so I told her I would like us to meet in April, she accepted. luckly for me I got opportunity from the place of my work to travel down east for a wedding. that faithful week and morning I never new I could make the journey. so I called the faithful morning and greeted her. after getting off the phone with her, I was immediately informed that we are leaving that morning for the wedding. so tried calling her back to inform her that I will be coming to east finally so we could see. this girl didn't pick my calls throughout that day, I even sent her a text that can we meet at onitsha, no reply. though I got to aba late called but she didn't pick. I sent her a text that am longer in onitsha , that am now in aba, that was when she finally picked up. I inquired why she treated me that way, she said she doesn't like people taking her unawares and she is not prepared to see me(she has already told me earlier that she isnt in any serious relationship). I said OK fine am sorry and I explained why it was like that. I begged her that let me see her own my way back on Sunday, she refused. she said she would be in their village by Sunday, I pleaded I don't mind driving down to her village just for her to see me briefly. she said she doesn't know. despite all my explanations and pleading, this girl didn't pick up my calls the whole Saturday, and Sunday till I got to my base. though I sent her some text on Saturday night that her not picking up calls is childish and she replied thank u. at my base we got talking back, I pretended that nothing happened and waiting for her to show remorse but none came. luckly for me we got talking one day and she wasn't happy and I asked her what was the problem, she should share with me. lol, she told me she was broke and needed some money, I laughed in mg mind. I waved it off and the next day she asked that I didn't even say anything after telling me her problem. I said OK I will do something. the next day she said xup. I now came out plane that I would have loved to give her money but I can't because of 1) what she did to me and no sign of remorse and apology 2) we haven't see each other to know if we really like our physical appearances and talk a few word about how to go forward. she explained that she stays with her parent and that she doesn't have any excuse to leave house and that she needed time to prepare for my visit but I took her unaware. she apologised . she said I should not worry that she would create a better time for us to see. I said OK. the next day she asked me about the money, I didn't even reply her chats, she called the hell out of my phone I didn't pick. after some days, I responded and told her I was busy, she said OK what about the money? I asked how much. 15k. that she needed it to solve a problem. I said OK, I told her blunt I don't have , she said OK that I should borrow her that she will pay back. I sent her the screen shot of my account balance. she some how believed I don't really have. ever since den, our communications became frosty, it takes her time to reply my chats, if I call, she picks up when she likes. most times she doesnt even pick. I became tired. I complained again, that I cant take this from her , that if she doesn't want me, she should spell it out and let me stop disturbing her. she said that she doesn't like my impatient (she is 22 by age). I asked what does impatient got to do with this. you treating me like a kid and wants me to patients?. I told her I won't bother her with calls again and I will allow her be. so I stopped calling and chatting with her. after few days she started she chatted me up and I didn't reply , again and again, then later I did. and we started chatting , I used the opportunity to profess more love and my intentions to her, along the line she asked me to start calling her again which I did. but just recently she stopped picking up my calls and replying chats. this has happened for the past two days. please should I leave her and move on ? or should I report her to his bros? I really do like her and want to build a life with her. but I don't give a shit ,. please I need serious advice . sorry for the lengthy wright up just for my readers to get better details that with help their judgement . thanks.

bus diz ur storie is ya long o anyweys my adverse is dart u shuld sea a ducktor u are no usein ur braein well.

Frenzy007:
dat iz if dere is Anything like virgin on nairaland

bus french009 y u fellowin me up and drown

Op the qeusion shoe bee lie dz: if u err a virgin like dz post.

MrCork:
..but why are Muslim kiddddnapin people? ... that religion..mennnnn!(No oofensece)

bus Mrcork i knoar wia dia selllien brain o..

MrCork:
. ..ok...So u sayin u hate yorrrr sef cozz u ain't lightskin... correct..cant u bleach?

bus Mrcork leaf my bebe misscuppy is it bye force she dateing u

MrCork:
...an by the way..am a Londoner and I gots Moiney

bebe misscurfew didn't believe dz one o he has nevear treat his wére he is tellings u he having monie...shakes my head

MrCork:


...yea we beleaf u..yorrrr boyfriend is jay z.. right,??.. sweeetatt plsss quit tryin to impress me cozzzz am from London..ain't gonna work. U will never find man on nairaland unless u bleach!

bus Mrcork are u evear sea a girl dat has try to inpreess a madman(n0 0ffenscsces)