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MrCork:
..u upset I reject u?..u tink u. An jussss have me cozz am from London. Keep dreamin!!!

wat is dz one saying sef

MrCork:
u a dis grace to yorrr fellow Uganda women... Shame on u for hating yorrr skin (no oofensece)

bus Mrcork u are a disgrace to spermaetaoazoa(n0 0ffenscsces)

Enuguboy4nsk:
hi all..
I am from Enugu and my girlfriend from IMO state told me she still lives in mud house...I have never anticipated this till she told me.

is not that my own family is too rich but we are comfortable.

my concern is that for SB to be living in a mud house at this age it means they're in abject poverty.

bw: she's a student in one of the federal uni on east.

I am confused whether to call off the relationship

advice pls
bashers stay clear

bus i adviece u to bing err to my office she neads help.

Santi69:
Not again

what are u sayed are pars of the poeple dats i wants to cure

adaksbullet:
jus seen these small small boyses off nl


Are u no seen that am use bodmas frasion

who are u caled smaill bois are u no i am burn ur type already...pLz stop spiolins eglish for us

wins18:
what is that thing about you that makes you so much inlove with yourself as a person.
Mine is, I've got time for nobody, so I don't take shit from anybody no matter your height or status. I believe in payback.
Drop urs in the comment section below lets see that great thing about you that you fancy so much.

I loves to masterbates

Nina4u:
PMS sha? Men always mehhh... women Menstrual cramp Men tal problem.. Men sha hahahaha

Bebe wat are sayed y are u kills eglish liek dz Adaksbullet plz help us translate err eglish

Nina4u:
omg I dey fear you oo

stop pms me dat u are wants too taist my rice

SINZ:
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LOL, my unintelligent friend Snowcream, it took you almost 1 hour to spew this hogwash? Don't tell me you passed through the aches and pains of typing with fidgety sweaty palms only to reply me with this preposterously malformed poppycock? You are not only a disgrace but a genetically maladjusted oxy-morron to think you pose a threat!

As if following me with all your monikers won't grant you social salvation, you've deluded yourself with thoughts of being a "nightmare" to SINZ when you can't successfully scare a rat.

Yours is a classic case of an uninformed f00l who gobbles and swallows as fast as his 0.1 horsepower thinking faculty can take him. You're not just a posterchild for inane stupidity, you're an experiment, a human size representation of why chronic failures should use a condom and not plague this earth with the scums they birth!

I called you a chronic masturbator and that is exactly what you are, a low-lifer who escapes his harsh realities by wankking away his already mortgaged destiny! That's who you are! A fatuous f00l with who isn't worth the hair on my ass crack

Excessive wankking has reduced to brian tissue to a tub filled with white pap and you can no longer reason. I wouldn't blame you for that, I'd blame the witless imp who sired a malapdation of human race like you even though he was well aware that watery semen can only beget a son with half the self-worth of a house fly.

Fist yourself if you're pained. Afterall, you have explored all masturbatory techniques known to man! Trying a new fisting position is the closest you could get to being spontaneous

Let it be known that from this day henceforth, I, SIN.Z, first of his name, has dubbed you "El-Masturbatino"

You may now rise and go forth, conquering vaselines. From Baby Soft Gels to the good ol Petroleum Jelly.

bus dz one one dat u are talk talk masturbasion are no sure ur own ass not pass herediatry

ByForceFuck:
A girl told me about her rape experience and what surprised me most was that she actually climaxed when being raped

Your sincere contributions please

bus u are high on enugu weed

TOmmyJidex1:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-OArmlIah_x8/WRjRxiZbA5I/AAAAAAAABsg/BhAvM23KkMkCg5VXYqmT_0s3aBqLgc13gCLcB/s1600/monkey-mat-deer.jpg[/img]

As photographed by Alexandre Bonnefoy, on the Yakushima Island, Japan.

In Bonnefoy's word, "The Snow Monkey does not penetrate the female Sika Deer, but does ejaculate on its back".



http://www.jidex.pro/2017/05/rare-photo-of-monkey-trying-to-mate.html

bus u are a waist of spermatozua

Japhet04:
I met this girl recently everything has been going well until she found out I am an atheist, she started avoiding me and said she doesn't want anything to do with me because of that fact.

I really like her , is there anything I can do to ignite a change of mind on her part

bus are no no athiesst are pples who are no no want dey want

Frenzy007:
Oga plz dem plenty for here o!

bus are no finish ur meating plz go and slip...

okays i wars cookieng rice for us and my Bebe so i na feil hôrny xo i na mastarbat wisth the oil i na mistainkenly pure my cum inside the rice....anyways my bebe seid i cooks well

NgoziOkoli:
Cc mackbrooklyn

nest time u are sexin u are pure cum on ur punaanii it wee grow no worry.

totowater:
I can't stay an hour without feeling some watery sensations down there, it is becoming increasingly embarrassing :-(
Anyone with a similar experience should please come and offer me advise, I am confused and don't know what to do anymore. It even cost me a job Interview last month, my interviewer noticed it and sent me out.

HELP!!
NB* AS FOR THE PICS E NO GREE UPLOAD, GLO NETWORK NO GOOD FOR MY AREA.

Bebe u can use parashoot to cover ya punaanii

totowater:
And who told you that isn't my pic? Can't a fine girl have a little fun?

bebe dis one yaff pass fun are no sure u are no from yabaleft(no Offensces plz)

adaksbullet:
Happy Sunday too all mine ppls off nl


Jesus his come soon

Haved u sayed Jesus I love u today?

bus ur eglish yaff maeke jesus to go

adaksbullet:
bus mrcurse, are u no whot are sayed? Are u no matimatis at all?

U are sayed God his creat 500millions chick and ur black and white chick his not tally too how many we are haved on these earth


All chick....500millions

Black chick.....900millions

White chick.....290millions

Are u no no that 900milloins + 290 millions we = 670millions chick if we are use bodmas frasion

bus aduks are u no ok in upstairs 900 miluions+290miluions are u no=1490 sinple maths u are no do eglish sef aff died

MrCork:
..son....there is a reason y freedom of expression was invented...u don't like it..gotttto politics seccxtion!!(no oofensece)

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mrcorks freadom off spich is no invent for wére poeple o!

MrCork:



Guys today is yorrrr locky day and after using this technic,u will move up in life....this can be used for any single or marrrrrreid chick....

Step1
Choose which chick u want cozzzz there are about 500million chicks.

Step2
Choose which complexsion u want cozzzz there are about 900 million dakskin chicks
an only 290 lightskin chicks acordin to poll result


Step 3
Yorrrr first appppproach muss always be on queens English an not pigeon English ( Homebase people plisss take note) .. pigeon English make u sound like farmer!! No ooofensece!

Step 4
Once u catch the chick,jusss say this:. ** 000 by the way,someone stole my BMW M-Tek yessssstaday an am jusss waitin for a replacement Range rover spot at sherating hotel...truss me..chicks love that hotel!!

Step 5
She will then ask u if u marrrrrreid and how many kid u want.... jussss tell her this: ...sweettttat..u the chooosen one to bear my fruit & gran fruits!!...

this will put a smile on her face (truss me)


Conclusion
Guys...THANK ME LATER!!!

bus u are needing help.cum i wee cure u

Gud mourning my felow romanslanders i am here to help u all to remove all the mad wéré dat ass go up nd drown in nairaland distributins madness nd distrubing my peoples eg(n0 0ffencsess)and i promis to cure dia madnes nd dey wee recieves sense in jesus name.thank u for vewing my thread"

adaksbullet:
his eglish mine mother langage ode



Are u haved money rich me?


Mumu

bus are u no hav money pass him but he is normal brain u is.....

bigCassava:
Please help me.. I love sex, even this 12times no dey do me. But is it too much?

bus u have severe case of madness cum lesst me cure u.....