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MrBrownJay1:
I just saw that he has opened 13 threads on the same subject/search since February 2017.... This dude is either VERY desperate or with serious emotional issues.

shhattap juss say u warnts to daytes him insterd of beeten the bushh

FcMilan:
AM A SINGLE YOUNG GUY, BASED IN LAGOS.. AM IN SEARCH OF A GOD FEARING LADY WTH GOOD CHARACTER
READY TO SETTLE DOWN SOON

"NO SLAY QUEEN PLEASE"


08039786989 WHATSAPP

THANKS

i have 2 uglies binches pms if u warnts or kip shashing curse u wee nort fined any fine gal dat wee warnts to daytes uglies boi lieke u

tanyah001:
Untanglee I haff come back again ooo

I'm 20 and my bf is 28 but he acts ever so immature. If I make a mistake he makes sure that he must do his own back. He was to travel to Nigeria recently but we had an argument before he left. Even whilst angry I still texted that he should have a safe flight. I also called before he left but it was going to voicemail. He landed in Nigeria and never even called me not until I saw on snapchat the following day. I was so angry. Am I that little in his eyes. No matter what he should have at least said he landed. Every time we argue and the conversation is not going how he wants he just says he doesn't want to talk about it or he will call me ask me a question, expects me to answer it and when I do he will say he wants to get off the phone. Honestly I just count this as disrespect. We can't even communicate effectively as adults and he's older than me. Honestly I'm so angry. His last text to me was "Please I have a lot going through my mind right now and the last thing I want is for you to add to it again. Please and please. "
Can you imagine no call or text since then. Do I even mean anything to him. I'm thinking of calling the whole thing off. I'm tired. Could the age gap be causing problems?

Bebe stop sayin nurnsense juss ask us the trouth dat u arr nead arrnoda boiyfwend sinple

Tiny23:
Most guys on here are sex starved.

BeBe juss say u arr nead corks dont cum and be saiyin nunrnsense

angels09:
I have received several complaints about nairaland ladies pulling the disappearance acts at the last minute...

Ladies why?

Sinple beacurse of pples liekes Mrcork

Abbeycharles:
Good girls have already gone into extinction. The ones you will now see are the ones that are only concerned about they luxury they want to enjoy. The ones who shamelessly parade the street unclad.

Gone are those days when we had supportive mothers who stood by their husbands no matter the storm and whether. We had women who were decently dressed and beautiful in their own way

Now, this keeps me wondering if we can still find girls like our mothers

ur maites arr duoin sumtin realsenabu u arr hia askin if i can date ur mum....I am ShaKes My HeAD FoR Ur liVe

MrCork:
...bro u a cool guy thou..I will help u..wot u need to do is hold yorrrr sef together and don't pressure her..she now no u want her cozzzz u already told her. This means her ways towards u will change becuzz she will not want to lead u on..ok, wot u need to do now is change yorrrr swaggga and make her come to u. Women all ways go after guys who treat them like $hit(real talk). Take her out for dinner but when u do this..DO NOT,I REPEAT..DO NOT TALK ABOUT SEXXX, MARRRRRAIGE, NYANSH, BOOOOOBSI OR HER PUÑÑNNNY.. jussss keeepit simple..when she notices u hang around and do not talk about yorrr feeling..she will start giving in...u have to keeeepit gangster. That's how I get my lovelys and triussss me..this $hit works!(real talk)

Story...wen arr u takes ur medincansion for ur wére

[quote author=Luxuryconsult post=57176063][/quote]bus pliss arr u okaiy

Luxuryconsult:
english is hardened..

plis lusuryonsalt dont qoute me agayn.

Sea derm dey are do meatings in d nighht.winshes and winzard

IamAirforce1:
You would recall 48hrs ago, a photo of my honourable self trended that people whom I studied together back in secondary school hollared me via email and I felt like I was ontop of the world.

Blessing in disguise If my ask me.

Now, just this evening, a very rich man (an alhaji) a London big boy and a hotelier hollared my humble self, invited me over and was the following conversation ensued.


Hotelier : Excuse me are you the popular aiforce on nairaland?

Me: (smiles) yes sir.

Hotelier : you always chill in my hotelier but I didn't know you the famous airforce till I saw you last photo.

Me: it happens sometimes sir.

Hotelier: when you come to my hotel tomorrow evening, drink 3bottles of Heineken don't pay.
(gate man call the manager for me bolaji) manager give him 3bottle of Heineken tomorrow even when he comes.

Hotelier : Air Force when is your birthday?

Me: August 28 but I might move it to November because I will be traveling August

Hotelier: OK airforce, but let me know when you want to celebrate it.
I will give you my Hall for free, bake a very big cake for you and free music for you and your friends for free.

We scoffed together.

I thanked him for this great favour.

This is Love.


Truly their are lot of big men on nairaland and I feel loved.

My God bless this man forever for me.

NA thundars dat wee striike d man fur enscourasing newsance

MrCork:
...my niggggga...wot on planet earth as Paula Ecowas gots to do with chasssssin females on romance section....are u ok??(no oofensece)

oh lawd wen are u curin Mrcorks cos e still no weell affta all d fasten.Mrcorks i am shakes my head for u

kinginvagina:
Answer and be honest.

yes ur sista punnnanny

fargoyoyo:
I scored 182 in my jamb I wanna apply for comp science in Delsu or oghara is there any chance getting admitted wit DAT score

bus u can gest hardmission to stody totology ode.I AM SHAKES MY HEAD FOR UR LIVE.

IamAirforce1:
She really miss me badly

But I don't go back to my vormit.

bus Mrcorks cum and sea ur friends

hkidola00:
ugly?

U-G-L-Y=ugly do i aff to ponaunce it

donogaga:
In what will come across as a really shocking development, a completely n*ked couple has been caught having s*x in broad daylight inside a city centre.

Two adults have been caught having s*x ‘absolutely n*ked’ on Sunday afternoon in a popular city centre children’s play park in Devon.

According to Devon Live, the police were called after the clothes-free pair were spotted getting frisky in a fenced off area known as the Secret Garden at West Hoe park in Plymouth. It is unclear whether the couple have been arrested, but police were seen driving away from the scene in a van on Sunday afternoon.

A shocked onlooker, who wanted to remain anonymous, said the spot is notorious for people having alfresco frolics and taking illegal drugs.
He said: “The two adults were in the park absolutely unclad having s*x, and the police were called.

“It was in-between the park and the field, in the bit locals call the ‘secret garden’, which is currently fenced off.

“There’s always people doing drugs and other things in there and it needs to be sorted out.”
The park was full of young children and thir parents when the couple were spotted having s*x.





http://uncova.com/nked-couple-caught-having-sx-in-broad-daylight-inside-a-city-centre

eh eh wars ur buwisness

Luxuryconsult:
Have bn talking to few girls lately and response from 70% of 'em is a guy with a good job, a good car, home of his or just living in a very good home (if rented apartment)..

Only few of 'em believe in starting fro scratch with man.. They never wanted already made man, they want a guy who can't even afford a molue/bike fare..

What's you peoples' take on this? I want to know.

waht is dis one sayed sef

hkidola00:
my girlfriend always takes time to forgive me, sometimes i have to send her message,ask my friend to beg her but wen she offends me, im always quick to forgive her,it more like im leading by example dat u dont have to make someone u love to go tru so much stress b4 accepting apology...i fink the reason is because im d one dat deflowered her and she feels i cant or dare not leave her so she can throw shit to my face....how else do i have to tell her to accept apology quicker and not showing attitudes

sinple beacurse u are ugly

Abortions:
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Ok Amaka is a Lucky gal,,,she's blessed ENDOWEDICALLY (daz an advanced word e never dey dictionary yet)..Boys go down on their kneels whenever they see her comin..there was one time she was coming n my New Yoruba friend Tayo saw her and wanted 2 prostrate buh I slapped him 2 stop,,,he should go n do dat wen am nt around,,,she was not happy 4 wat I did sha,,buh I didn't give a fvck cos am a fresh jigga if she like we go Unfriend den I will sharpaly replace her with Tolu,,her papa na navy I go dey chop navy money..N besides Tolu is more nicer dan her...Buh I no like Tolu she's too daft 4 my liking..she no even sabi eat friend rice,,aND it's good 2 know how to eat fried rice...



Ok Incase yur wondering,,,,Amaka is my Ex's bestie n Tolu a neighbour..N we live in the same area Daz y we still close....I know most of y'all be wondering why Amaka still roll with her friend's Ex boyfrnd buh it's jst dah she likes me too,,,she thinks of me everyday,,,She was the happiest gal ever the day she heard I broke up with Ogbonna my Ex,,,she wana taste a clean fresh cassava,,,she can't wait 2 have me...She gives me signs n treats me fine buh I take it as friend thing,,,,,,,until yesternight I wouldn't have known dah Amaka is dying 4 a nigga.....




So she invited me 4 her birthday party last night n wen I got there she came out to welcome me n her backside was looking so Dearing in d gown she was wearing,,,,n it was looking soft n inviting I was so tempted 2 touch buh her boyfrnd is my Guy I can't betray him,,,he is a nice guy too he buys me suya n drinks every saturday wen we are watching match n he dash small pikins money whenever they come 2 him,,,n he doesn't miss church,,...All these was big reasons 4 me not 2 go close 2 Amaka,...buh unfortunately Amaka was thinkin diffrnt,she had her plans n she showered me with drinks till I got semi drunk,,,,n u know how e dey be wen yur kinda drunk,,,everything around u feels irie...fastforward We went out and sat in a corner gisting like we always do...buh yesternight was diffrnt cos befor u knw we started smooching n kissin n rubbin n befor I know I slipped my fingers down n touched her panties,,,shifted d material one side n slid a finger in her hot punny..."fieewk fieeuk fiuk piuuk" was d sound comin out of d tight hole,..So I removed the 3 fingers I shook in her hot pussy 4 her 2 lick and it was smelling..my fingers were smelling like Ewedu soap..n I saw something like Ewedu leaf on my fingers n I was like"bae did u eat Ewedu?"...buh she said she hasn't eaten Ewedu in her life befor n she wud never eat cos she don't like it...Buh her pussy was havin Ewedu leaf,,,Hw possible was dat??...pussy havin Ewedu Soap smell,,N Eweddu leaf kilode??...she made me hate Ewedu now I won't have 2 eat Eweddu again cos it will remind me of the smell...N Ewedu is my best soap,,,hw could she do dat 2 me It's Not Fair..it's not so fair..Honestly it's so not fair!!..She no try

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michaelbelgium:
at the age of 19?...i was the best in Waec,post-ume, and had very good focus on my career. now, the cash don dey...ladies dey trip.....preccy or whatever your name is...you should be thinking of how to effect positive change in the world, make your parents and country proud through hardwork academically. you are still a small girl....get yourself busy with God and shun unnecessary associations that would dent your future goals and prospects....my advice

are u shru pls carries ur advices elsewere.

MrCork:
...so u askin us if we want punnnny... correct?....wait..let me tink!!

pervert

adaksbullet:
His like u no seen were am anger b4 .....am nomdy fair anybodys o if am anger

diss bus wee juss cum and bea talk nurnsensce.SHAKES MY HEAD

MrCork:
...have u beeeento London...nope...so why u talking?

oh lawd pleise delivery Mrcorks form is villlage winshes

MrCork:
...son..read yorrrr last post..u said u was going to give him blow (YOU SAID IT)..
giving another man Mouth Gig means you 1000% gay!!!(no oofensece)

Now u are looks for litskean gay abi....I am shakes my head for u MrCorks

MrCork:
....my niggggga..there are plenty of b!tches in the ocean & that's y men should never take b!tches serrrrioss........what u need to do is make the first move...walk away...an then when she ask u why?...just tell the b!tch u need to move on...
Don't tell her u check her phone. One thing thou....never ever let a b!tch no you went thru her phone.
B!tches only respect guys who treat them like $hit!!(real talk)

yeaah Mrcorks u r rice. I treasing one bieach like sheat and now her son his go up and down disiribusin mardness on nairaland his name is...:-/(no 0ffences)

bus me i didn't like lalasticlala cos he ass no visit my horsepitul. he neads hep

padiga047:
Mine is that I can spit 2 feet away from my body.

My friends find it amazing and funny.

Me i can mastarbarthes for a day.i loves my tarlents.

MrCork:
...bro spek on Onstelly....she farts like krazy!!

dz one wee jurs cum and addition is mardnerss.shakes my head