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adaksbullet:
Happy Sunday mime romans nl ppls


Somtin his alway do me in 7&8 off every months, I we jus be laugheds upandan

The one that his happeneds yesterday his the bigger one

I'm on shoprite laughing upandan and am no no that one soja man his falls down and his soja ppls his their whit him, they are tryed too wipes away his tears cos he his cryed .....am jus laugheds reach thr ni on mine own jeje o, I'm no made jest off the soja man that his falls o


If u are seen has these soja boyses his stat too beat thr father cos I'm not the one they are think they are beat


These beat his too mosh too beer on mine body


Pls help me mine goods ppls off nl, am no no what we happened nest month ooooo


Abi I'm I whant to go ***********?

thepussyhunter:
lmfao

where you go since oga boss

heard you were kidnapped by dem evans goons

i be don dey happy say i don finally free

comradespade:
Mynnd44

Victornezzar:
I love u pliss just be mentioning me anytime u post

Nairalandsss:
Nigerian rapper, Vector is bereaved. His dad, Mr Ogunmefun died this afternoon after a brief illness at his Lagos Island residence. A close family source told us, 'everyone is still very shocked, especially Vector he's really down because he was very close to his dad'.
He is survived by 5 children including Vector, his elder sister and juju singer, Shola Vibrate


http://www.naijabroad.com/index.php/2017/07/05/nigerian-rapper-vector-loses-dad/





lalasticlala mynd44

Seunosewapenis:
E be like say iweecureu neva cure u finish abi?

thepussyhunter:
Howfa fitness doctor recharge card matter na

Cc iweecureyou and tuham

sexybbstar:
Real problem is when you write "a father that is not rich like Dangote,is that one a father?" On facebook....and lo and behold ,you father like the post!


On a serious note,we guys should stop pointing accusing fingers at our fathers(parents) ...words like"i wish mr x is my father", "where was he when others were making money"?

I saw a comment made by someone on a front page thread. He typed "my father is as useless as my left hand"!

Your father may be more hardworking than those rich men but nature didn't smile on him.Some people's nuts are being cracked by a benevolent spirit (an Igbo adage), things just happens to fall into place for them.Most of these rich men dont work as hard as the rate at which money fall onto their laps,but life is just good to them.

Think of it,there are some of your mates out there that are not as hardworking as you but are living larger than you.So,how would you feel if someone tells you that where were you when your friend was making money...obviously,you wont feel good.You will feel like"but i am hardworking".

I do not dispute the fact that some parents are actually useless in terms of taking care and providing for their children. If you happen to fall into that category, all you need to do is to forget about them and show them that "I CAN DO IT WITHOUT YOU". Never blame them for your misfortune, see at as how it has been written.


So,lets respect our parents,and appreciate the fact that they brought us to life and nutured us through thick and thin.

Appreciate your mum for not aborting you before you came into this world.Respecting them alone is a key to long life.

I drop my pen!

thepussyhunter:
I've got three testicles

didnt tell no one so i wont be stigmatized or used for experiment

adaksbullet:
answered mine quesion are we now frnd?



Are u whant too become mine frnd?

Mariinee:
She has a nice shape sha

thepussyhunter:
[qu.ote author=iweecureyou post=58.142828]I cant waist fur Mr.cork(the gayed lawd) to m.arri Bobrisky
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th.epussyhunter is no sorpose to m.arried sef arr u no sea is dick 7..32 inshes it too mush o
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S.exybbstar is soon married
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itsjud.e diss one is cant married o
Maxi.112
teeh.amzat
vict.ornezzar
kni.ghtnemesis
co.mradespade
M.rc.ork


lmao

i just dey look you first

and ermm time chganged o

its now by 4pm

you no dey marry too

comradespade:
He no go better for ME IF I tell you to stop EVEN THOUGH I LOOK LIKE A Stupid orangutan from a lowlife FAMILY

teehamzat:
For every time you DONT give me a mention, may ogun kill ME

thepussyhunter:
lmfao

good morning boss and lord of them wereys


watch out for the 9am news for fitnesadoctor can not decieve us and go scot free

thepussyhunter:
lmfao

good morning boss and lord of them wereys


watch out for the 9am news for fitnesadoctor can not decieve us and go scot free

thepussyhunter:
good morning IWEECUREU

uzoormah:
I stood near a young lady yesterday and what i inhaled really entered my chest..i felt like coughing
i hope what i inhaled wont affect my inner system

i am asking the ladies WHY does ur hair smell badly..?

Guys share your experiences

Note: You can save a brother in the bus today by keeping your hair clean

Victornezzar:
1. The Bitter Woman: You know that woman that always seems to be angry at the menfolk all the time? Perhaps she has had her heart broken one too many times, but this woman is always bashing on men and talking about how they are no-good or useless.

2. The Selfish Woman: If you want a happy home and a partner that wants your happiness as well as hers, then you shouldsteer clear of the selfish woman.

3.The Materialistic Woman: A woman obsessed with material things would certainly not make the best wife. If all she cares about are material possession over family, faith and spiritual fulfillment, then she will not make the best partner.

4. The Flirty Woman: Are you attracted to that woman that always seems to flirt with one person or another? She flirtslike a butterfly from one man to another and makes all men feel like she is interested in them.

5. The Party Freak: She is invited to every party and attends them all. She is always dressed in the most flashy clothes and is the ultimate party girl. She lives for the next big gathering and cannot say no to an invitation. Such woman might not be the type to settle down in a marriage.

6. The Spoilt-Brat: A woman who grew up having everything handed to her and has never had the experience of actually working for something is unlikely to make the best wife

7. The Attention Seeker: While some women naturally like attention, when it becomes an obsession, then it is not a good idea. A good husband makes sure he has time for his wife, but this cannot happen 100percent of the time so a good wife should understand that.

8. The Gossip: Does she always seem to never mind her own business? Is she always focused on what someone else is doing or how someone else is living their life?

9. The Commitment-Phobe:A woman who finds it difficult to commit to anything (school, jobs, family, friendship, etc) would also not be able to commit to a marriage. If she seems to lose interest in everything quickly and is always looking for the next thing to jump into, then you would have a hard time keeping her focused in her marriage.

10. The Disrespectful Woman:If she seems to always be disrespectful and rude (even if it is to people she considers beneath herstandards) then you need to think twice about marrying her. Respect for a fellow human being is a very important attribute in who we choose to spend the rest of our lives with so it is definitely not something that should be taken lightly.
https://www.naij.com/438292-warning-10-types-of-women-you-should-never-marry.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C6093865235

MrCork:
.. son, you an attention seekin crackhead desperate for fame.....try harder.. You no match for me & will all ways be my b!tch on nairaland! (Laters)

comradespade:
He no go better for the person wey do you like this

Baasebaa0570:
My friend started dating a lady they graduated from same institution around last year but he complained whenever they are together the lady always cover her mouth he was curious to know why but later discover she has mouth odour. he seems not to love her again he want you guys to please advice him on what to do

Eberex:
I am a woman in my early thirties. I got married 3 years ago. Prior to that, let me give you a brief of myself and how i was raised.

My mum made it a point of duty to educate us on the issue of sex before marriage. Which I would say was successful because even during my university days I kept my virginity. The only thing I allowed myself do was cuddling, kissing and caressing. The guys all wanted sex but seeing that I was very adamant on my stand, they end up leaving.

After my graduation and NYSC, I got a job. I still meet guys who ask me out but during dating and they discover my rules of no sex before marriage, they leave.

This continued until I met a man who was a member of my church. He asked me out too and didn't mind my request for no sex. He said he is okay with it. But we do the usual kissing and all that.

We got married. On the eve of our wedding, he disvirgined me and only lasted for a couple of minutes, probably 5mins. And then claim tiredness which I guess was as a result of the wedding stress and all that. These were my thought back then anyway.

We are blessed with a baby girl who is 4 years old, I guess from the early sex we had.

Since then, it's been less than 5 mins. After each time he sleeps, or his joystick doesn't get erect. He always claims tired. This has continued for the past 4 years now.

I saw by mistake a test result which he left carelessly. The result shows "erectile dysfunction". I called his attention to it, he cried and told me he couldn't tell me.

Right now I am helpless. I have been crying for years, hoping one day it would all end. We make love only once in a month if I am lucky, or let's say if the JT gets erect.

I don't know what sex is, talkless of an orgasm. I had the impression sex is just a 5 mins thing.

Was it wrong to say no SEX before Marriage?

My mother in law is always picking on me, on when I would give her more children, and I can't start telling her these things.

Eberex:
I am a woman in my early thirties. I got married 3 years ago. Prior to that, let me give you a brief of myself and how i was raised.

My mum made it a point of duty to educate us on the issue of sex before marriage. Which I would say was successful because even during my university days I kept my virginity. The only thing I allowed myself do was cuddling, kissing and caressing. The guys all wanted sex but seeing that I was very adamant on my stand, they end up leaving.

After my graduation and NYSC, I got a job. I still meet guys who ask me out but during dating and they discover my rules of no sex before marriage, they leave.

This continued until I met a man who was a member of my church. He asked me out too and didn't mind my request for no sex. He said he is okay with it. But we do the usual kissing and all that.

We got married. On the eve of our wedding, he disvirgined me and only lasted for a couple of minutes, probably 5mins. And then claim tiredness which I guess was as a result of the wedding stress and all that. These were my thought back then anyway.

We are blessed with a baby girl who is 4 years old, I guess from the early sex we had.

Since then, it's been less than 5 mins. After each time he sleeps, or his joystick doesn't get erect. He always claims tired. This has continued for the past 4 years now.

I saw by mistake a test result which he left carelessly. The result shows "erectile dysfunction". I called his attention to it, he cried and told me he couldn't tell me.

Right now I am helpless. I have been crying for years, hoping one day it would all end. We make love only once in a month if I am lucky, or let's say if the JT gets erect.

I don't know what sex is, talkless of an orgasm. I had the impression sex is just a 5 mins thing.

Was it wrong to say no SEX before Marriage?

My mother in law is always picking on me, on when I would give her more children, and I can't start telling her these things.

adaksbullet:
I'm I looked like an Evans ppl on ur eye

kozmicity:
...When you're ready to speak the language I understand...you can mention me...

Until then...STAY STUPID

thepussyhunter:
Bros wetin i do you na


okay if i open thread for you on this ish u go free me abi?