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itsJude:
i dey come make i find laugh for the next thread

ode i pityrd u and ur fake lives dart u lives
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lefulefu
thepussyhunter
Sexybbstar
redbeans
Mrcork

itsJude:
this one funny oooooo troll dey issue disclaimer oh gawd my belle

Naw dart i am used myn sense i am sea dart it is u dart is crease myn monika abi mtcheew

itsJude:
this one funny oooooo troll dey issue disclaimer oh gawd my belle

plis i am no troll a u no no i am aff hart eh
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smellinganus
iamkashybaby
ivvy

iweeecureyou:
jude his faking that he kant speak english on nairasland somsin is wrung winth him pruetender why wuose som1 bees pruetending Judefcc is no mentally stabled piss dornt called me in any threand dart is aff to did winth jude
Cc thepussyhunter
Mrcork
lefulefu
iamkashybaby
sexybbstar
sirmicheal1

pliss telled me why u copys myn profile eh

I am sean dart due to sum peapu dart is bab belle one eeeediot ass copy myn name as Iweeecureyou pliss ignore him his no me atall he efin use maled as is Gerndar pliss bea kiafull dornts bea scarmed iweecureyou is myn name on nl any other iweeecureyou is no me plis
Beawarn o fake iweeecureyou monikar pliss o
cc the eedddiot himsef iweeecureyou (fake)
itsjude
sexybbstar
thepussyhunter ya epp is neaded in brocasting dis for me abeg
lefulefu
iamkashybaby
msroe
redbeans
hushpuppi
Mrcork
fineboysmallprick
itsjude
onced agayn i am iweecureyou
iweeecureyou is fake lemme find the link to is pronfyle sef
itsjude pussyhunter pliss brocast it o
And pliss all the gays and slayar queens dart is pms me i am engauge abeg thark u
cc lalasticlala moves to fp dart pesin is vex me
Murdifyed:
sean the boys link hia: www.nairaland.com/iweeecureyou

SingleDad1:
First of all, I would like to appreciate her for such a wonderful gesture.

I travelled from Abuja to Lagos to meet a female friend. We were booked to attend a wedding ceremony on Saturday, so we decided to leave on Friday. My supposed female friend based at Anambra state, so we agreed to meet at Lagos, then we would both storm the wedding ceremony and shock the bride and groom with an unexpected gifts.


When i entered Lagos, good people, i got lost. I was cycling the whole of Lagos looking for my partner.


I was getting bothered already because i don't want those Lagos bad boys to know, I am a JJC, before they will kidnap me and misuse me, because it was getting late already.

I called my friend, her number was switched off, so ihad to called the bride to send me the address via a text message, and she did immediately. I was confused starring at my phone. So i decided to play smart, I started driving slowly to check the address written on each billborad, yet no reasonable clue.


So i saw a lady approaching me, i quickly decided to ask her for location to where i was going, and she was humble enough to answer me with all care.


I was physically puzzled,because its was written all over my face, I guess she noticed it, and volunteer to go with me and show me the exact place. I was scared because she might lead me to wrong place, but reverse was the case when we actually arrived at the location in peace.


She highlighted and proceeded to look for a cab . Why i created this thread is because she was never expecting anything for helping me. She risk the danger of helping a total stranger, in such an odd hour, because i might be a kidnapper. But she ignored all of this imminent risk and helped me. Although i had to collect her number, because i was so appreciative of what she did. She practically saved me.


Anyway, the supposed partner was at the wedding consuming rice like an hungry Buffalo


Thank You Miss Jane , in case you are a Nairalander.

she his A fooled fur epping a strangar beacurse she wans to enjoined A.C Mtcheeew pose somsin reasonabu
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Mrcork(Gaylawd)
hushpuppi
fineboysmallprick
iamkashybaby
sexybbstar
thepussyhunter
lefulefu
sirmichael1

sekem:
You wish it pained me abi?

No i am no dart his pained u beacurse u is no replyed him hehehehe
Take hart u hear

thepussyhunter:
bros, as you dey mention me anyhow so and for all this things wey u dey do so,......................

Myn fwend is somsin do u in the heard ni abi wart his wrung winth u dart u cause me diss early mourning eh Abi his it bald to mensioned my patients eh mtcheew
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thepussyhunter
iamkashybaby
lefulefu
Mrcork

sekem:
OKay sir
Thank you so much for your concern
I'm really really grateful
God bless you for being so kindhearted

Hehehehe IT IS PAINED U ABI? cc itsjude

sexybbstar:
Happy new month Lalas247, Lalasticlala, McBrooklyn, tosyne2much, shinarlaura, lefulefu, redbeans, deguynextdoor, Toks2008, seun, oyindidi, Aderola15, Tarah, makydebbie, sonofLuci, Victornezzar, greyboy5000, Fadiga24, msroe, thepussyhunter, sekxy, iweecureyou
, jamarifox, Maxi112.



And to everyone I couldn't remember their names.

Hapi new mournt sexybbstar i preyed dart dis mournth shal inkrease ya body count to 28 in Jesus name...AMEN
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thepussyhunter
lefulefu
itsjude
fineboysmallprick
MadmanofNl
iweecureyou
redbeans
KingEbukablog
seunisfine
boiledpizza
NwaAmaikpe
kingofcasting
Mrcork
ivvy
Bigboysmallbrain
Uglygirltighttoto
pussydigger
smellinganus
friedbeans
egusisoup
Mrmacaroni
shiningballs
Sweetprick
itsjude
Hapi new Mournth

IamAirforce1:
Days ago me and my Ex decided to call off our relationship because I'm not the type who sits at home all day looking at a woman's face.

So 2weeks after, I got a new girl which I've posted here last week.
My Ex told me she too just got a new man and he's Yoruba.

Now the problem is that, this Ex of mine won't take my photo off her Instagram page.

My new girl is on IG, and I don't know how she would react when she gets to see this photo.

So yesterday my Ex still hollered me on Whatsapp and while we were chatting, I begged her to remove my photo off her Instagram page but she told me she won't.

I feel she's still hurt because we dated for 3yrs and we so fond of each other back then.

How do I make her remove my photos from her Instagram page and make her forget me forever.

I really want her to move on and love her new man 100%.

U can juss go to ya X appatment and broke her phone sinple
Now maked ur parens proud by posin winth ya brain Thark u
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jamarifox:
woahh. The hunger is real. Take your frustration elsewhere. Jesus

His like i am goin to followed u o dis one dart u is ranting upanddan eh chai too many wèrè on nl and onley me to cured dem

jamarifox:
i understand mike. Poverty had eaten so deep into you. You trying to call out the jude guy and act like your mocking while you're stylishly beggin nigga, so that when he tries to prove a point, you tell him to send you money to prove himself. Nice reverse psychology brah. Nice try. bon travail

Afta all dis Gammer dart u is blow pliss tell me aff u maked it in ya lives eh waisnted sperm u juss cum hia tp spik lubbish since i juss look u form one coner i look u taya self am nah nortice dart.Diss bros his no ok in upstairs o sean the jarguns is talk up and dan eh pliss kindly visint myn horfice at www.yabaleft.com/Droniti beacurse u nead brained sheck thark u.
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sexybbstar

SirMichael1:
You never fail to fall below expectation... Dickhead

His like ya brained his pained u abi?
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Fabulocity:
I'm not understanding

Ur case is seriously difarent i swai
itsjude
Mrcork

Plis dornts called me in any threand dart is aff to did winth itsjude abi are u no no dart itsjude is no mentally stabled eh pliss o i am no warnts problem thark you
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itsbola
thepussyhunter and of curse
lefulefu pliss cum and carry ur loads (itsjude)
Mrcork

itsJude:
is this not ur thread? I knew that u were ugly, i have a 6th sense i can feel and sense them


Is this not ur thread, feminist my spaghetti on fire

Chai why did dart man waist his sperm and the women waist 9 mornth to burn dis troll eh
wart a pityed
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thepussyhunter
Mrcork

itsJude:
I think i need to get my head checked because i have just been talking nonsense since morning do u suggest any psychatrist i can visit?

yes u can vinsit me in yabaleft teashing horspitul ask for Dr oniti u wee finds me dia thark u
cc lefulefu cum and sean wat i am saw itsjude wrote o b4 he mudifyed it.
Mrcork
sexybbstar
thepussyhunter
fineboysmallprick

itsJude:
ur threads that u remove because they dont attract conversations , how many have u edited? Even ur ideas are insecure, abeg get lost again

His ok itsjude wee no povarty is frusasin u in dis realsession buh no worry u hia sinply join evans if u is warnts mourny insteald of makes noise upanddan u hia sowie biko
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itsjude
thepussyhunter
iamkashybaby
msroe
redbeans
Mrcork

jamarifox:
I am sorry for being stupid

Ok

jamarifox:
i love u brah

ok

thepussyhunter:
ladies which you prefer

1.) an handsome guy with cheek bones that depicts his mascularity (in his face).............i.e a mascular look

OR

2.) an handsome guy with and oval chubby face (without visible cheekbones) that shows a near feminine and playboy look



guys which do you prefer too

1.) a beautiful lady with an oval / round smooth face that you could cup in ur hands and fit perfectly

OR

2.) a beautiful lady with slight cheek bones that when she smiles it all gathers at the top there were you peck / kiss them good

Me i am pefer a babe with two sheek bones ontop her heard
itsjude plis cum

viceric677:
We are good friends but all the while she was giving me green light... Shey una understand? When I plucked the courage to ask her out she come start to dey do guy for me...

Guys... Especially ladies, why do you think she's doing this? Cos before I ask her, she and I were flirting like crazy. Then as soon as I asked her to b my girl, she come change...

Nest tymes open ya eyed well
Reld meens Go
yelow meens steal thinkin
Green is meens storp sinple

cc redbeans
lefulefu
itsjude
sexybbstar

coolestchris:
mention me back when you agree dat i am brainless

aff i spik the eglish u is wants
itsjude
sexybbstar

jamarifox:
can u cure me i have erectile dysnfunction please?

No i kant
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coolestchris:
I just discovered I can't ask any out because they are all dating an imaginary Boy...

I think I should change my circle of friends

BTW see this picture I found online

Beacurse u are uglyed sinple
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sexybbstar

jamarifox:
the hell is his skin regime? Blood of a lamb? besides this facial being handsome af,
this wolf’s skin and hair are my personal goals

U just say nurnsense

jamarifox:
mentally unstable. I like your kind

Neva in ya lives called me troll u hia otondo buruku
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itsjude

jamarifox:
mentally unstable. I like your kind

Nigga am no gayed plis shift
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itsjude
itsfemi

itsJude:
i have a sex problem hopefully i would fix myself this weekend and things will not be fine amen

Thark God u no u are no alrise so plis kukuma cum my horfise i wee fix u fur free
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itsJude:
continue i wee cum for u soon

His corkroash do ur lives abi why is u mastarbates on myn pinshore eh pliss o dornts cum fur me i am no gayed u kan ask Mrcork pliss
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itsjude
itsbola
itssegun
thepussyhunter
lefulefu
Iamkashybaby
fineboysmallprick