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Religion / Re: 6 Signs Of A Toxic 'Apostle' by iyaka2344: 7:31am On Mar 26, 2017 |
HMMM
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Crime / Re: Thief Beaten To Death In Ago, Ogun By Community Boys (Graphic Pics) by iyaka2344: 5:06pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
SAY NO TO JUNGLE JUSTICE |
Politics / Re: General Victor Ezugwu Receives Hero's Cheers. Photos by iyaka2344: 1:42pm On Apr 13, 2016 |
No Gut No Glory.. GOD BLESS THE NIGERIA ARMY !!! |
Politics / Re: FFK's Wife, Precious And Son In New Pictures by iyaka2344: 1:20pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
Hmm such a beautiful wife!! Make I go get marry and have my own child jare 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Photos: Ekiti Residents Line Up To Collect "Stomach Infrstructure" Easter Rice by iyaka2344: 8:06am On Mar 27, 2016 |
YORUBA!!! Lol 1 Like |
Culture / Re: Breast Ironing- What Is This Horrid, Spreading Culture All About? by iyaka2344: 8:04am On Mar 27, 2016 |
chai!! Why Africa dey always give oyinbo wetin to talk about us 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / How To Know If Your Mother Is From Nigeria by iyaka2344: 5:28pm On Mar 26, 2016 |
NEWS RADIO BIAFRA LONDON HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN; . 1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!" . 2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, ?Drop it on my head." . 3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party. . 4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.? And she replies you, ?Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night? . . 5) When you say, ?Mummy I took 2nd in my class.? and she replies, ?So the person that took first has two heads abi?? . . 6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you. . 7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn?t want you to change the channel. . . When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you? . . 9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours. . 10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween. . 11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper. . 12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''. . 13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. . 14) When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed u and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?'' Our Mothers are wonderful. I love my mum TYPE I LOVE MY MUM IF YOU LOVE YOURS TOO then share this post Let's see how many people are Proud of their mother! 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Kenyan Man Teaches Women Squirting by iyaka2344: 4:04pm On Mar 22, 2016 |
Chai!! Wetin person no go hear ?? 2 Likes |
Business / Re: Naira Exchange Rates Today by iyaka2344: 3:00pm On Mar 16, 2016 |
Yahoo Boiz time to shine # |
Politics / Re: Alledged Plan To Islamise Nigeria: “Methodist Prelate Refutes Report”.. by iyaka2344: 9:54am On Mar 16, 2016 |
God punish dem!!! Mallams would never succeed instead go and sell your Suya and do your shoe maker job or even your boko haram in Niger.. Leave our dear country for us 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Alcohol Consumers In Akwa-Ibom To Pay Taxes by iyaka2344: 10:30am On Mar 07, 2016 |
Lagusta: Lol chai, me I go ask God why oh |
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi's Daughter In Piano Lesson With Her Grandma (photo) by iyaka2344: 10:24pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
Mikel!!! No dulling for ibo Boiz oh 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Picture Of Ighalo Before And After Fame. by iyaka2344: 7:55pm On Mar 01, 2016 |
See e big shirt with chain lol.. E don like to do big boy no be today |
Crime / Re: Benue Girl Kidnapped, Taken To Sultan-Of-Sokoto’s Palace –Benue Man by iyaka2344: 7:46pm On Mar 01, 2016 |
Dem dis aboki people sef... Make bullhari and e mallams no spoil this country oh 9 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Shares Photos Of Her Daughters by iyaka2344: 5:42pm On Mar 01, 2016 |
God don bless her... I hope dem no go divorce like every other people dey do |
Politics / Re: Court Orders Release Of Jonathan’s ADC by iyaka2344: 5:40pm On Mar 01, 2016 |
Why are the good guys going down? 1 Like 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade – ”I Use Calabash As Bra Because I Am An African Woman" by iyaka2344: 8:57am On Mar 01, 2016 |
You are a juju woman!! |
Health / Re: ‘boy, 3, Who Drank Acid, Abandoned In LUTH’ by iyaka2344: 9:06am On Feb 28, 2016 |
What a wicked world... Every body is doing a bit of their wickedness and still blaming another person |
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy To Marry Edith Williams Someday (photo) by iyaka2344: 4:57pm On Feb 23, 2016 |
She set but looks like she is older than him [color=#990000][/color] 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Labaran Maku Rejects Nasarawa Governorship Poll’s Result by iyaka2344: 9:59pm On Apr 13, 2015 |
Let d action film begin!!!change has come!!! nigerians owner never see sometin!!! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Kebbi Presidential Election Results by iyaka2344: 11:09am On Mar 30, 2015 |
fake news not convincing until inec announce.gej all the way. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: APC Women Protest In Port Harcourt by iyaka2344: 11:06am On Mar 30, 2015 |
God can not allow such incapable person like buhari who do not know the meaning of inec to lead nigeria he is a blind man that have no direction |
Politics / Re: Amaechi Refuses Accreditation, Says Result Sheets Missing by iyaka2344: 3:26pm On Mar 28, 2015 |
A Doctor Should Sit Next To Buhari Incase He Faints On Hearing GEJ's Victory! Up GEJ 19 Likes |
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Expresses Shock As Soldiers Block INEC Officials by iyaka2344: 2:48pm On Mar 28, 2015 |
I pledge to Nigeria� my country. To remove Buhari and Osinbajo�.To be gentles, loyal on election day, To Vote Jonathan with all my strength .To protect my PVC and uphold no violence and trouble, so help me God! Amen...........share if u agreed. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: PDP Agent With A Spy Camera, Arrested In Ikorodu, APC Agents Denied Tags by iyaka2344: 1:58pm On Mar 28, 2015 |
Boko Hari Step Down Or Be Defeated,Obtain Original Waec Certificate, Apologise To Nigerians First Before Contesting Election. Up GEJ!! Vote For GudLuck!! GEJ Till 2019!!! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Breaking News: INEC Postpones Elections In 11 Federal Constituencies In Jigawa by iyaka2344: 12:37am On Mar 28, 2015 |
GOOD LUCK EBELE JONATHAN congratulation for WINING GMB if u need 3rd term go for it no shaking 3 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by iyaka2344: 8:49am On Dec 24, 2014 |
If u can not Stand the Pain,U cant Deserve d Gain... you can have everything, but no all at once yesterday just died Tomorrow never cried, the days of our lives When shit get deep I'm never afraid to dive Let the money pile up and tell 'em buried alive Don't waste time thinking about what you could be instead of actually being that tin My name on the cloud you only look up to me |
Rap Battles / Re: 2014 Nairaland Hip-hop Rap Cypher by iyaka2344: 8:47am On Dec 24, 2014 |
If you my enemy, my energy, Yo' rhymes in elemantary Get lost in penetentiary when I begin the century So mention me, and I'ma heat the strack up If its a hundred of you demons I suggest you fuckin back up I will mack up, don't slack up, I'ma act up wrong Any muthafucka that think he got his clown suit on Step on, destroy ya mind you waistin ya time Cuz when I spit a fuckin rhyme, I got a million in line Now listen to me, a bitch to do, nicknamin me Hollow Tip When I spittin off clips betta kill yo click And I'll ya brain if you can't maintain Betta slow ya roll boy, really hungry aint no ho boy Lets just show boy, and ya know boy that I whoop yo ass like whoa boy You a decoy, on the real thang I'm the genius, you a pea brain Get pissed on, and whipped on, so who you talkin shit on I'ma spit on, any niggas spirit that step to me Tryin to take my soul from under me But I got a life time warranty |
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Shares Throwback Pic Of When He Used To Play For Muma Gee by iyaka2344: 5:56pm On Oct 22, 2014 |
See Don jazzy and d banj. Don jazzy never go anywhere |
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