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Cutehector:
mchew.. not even an inch.

For your mine because na celebrity she be right? Na me fine pass o weda u like it or not.

They are trying Seriously may God bless them.

TRUE TALK

Macclane:
Uncle and anty, if you know you used this exercise in your primary or secondary school, biko, pkease go and marry, its owk.

How old is this book?

Cutehector:
I still neva see any babe wey fine pass chidinma ekile I swear!

Ok but i fine pass her... Lol

Cutehector:
I still neva see any babe wey fine pass chidinma ekile I swear!

Ok but i fine pass her... Lol

Kizmilz:
One word for my dressing to a Job interview...

Looking cute... Wishing you the Best.

Kizmilz:
One word for my dressing to a Job interview...

Looking cute...

adonbilivit:
lesson for nairaland babes...when we crush on u don't crush us to pieces with insults...we could be ur only hope of ever getting married.

Lol... Funny

Very ugly picture... Lol

Very funny man

HahHahahahah...some people are really crazy. Ugly faces. Lol

The police in Lagos have arrested a 39-year-old trader, Chinwe Abasi, for allegedly brutalising a 12-year-old boy, Chinedu Okorie, with hot water in the Apapa area of the state. Abasi, a mother of two, who hails from Nnewi, Anambra State, allegedly poured hot water on the boy because he collected N100 from a neighbour to buy a pair of socks to wear to school without the woman’s knowledge. PUNCH Metro learnt that Okorie, who is in Junior Secondary School 1, also worked as a sales assistant for Abasi, who sold cloth materials in the Oyingbo Market. It was gathered that last Monday when schools resumed, Okorie told Abasi that he would need to buy a pair of socks for school. The trader allegedly ignored the boy until Thursday when a neighbour, identified only as Usman, gave Okorie N100 to buy the pair of socks. It was gathered that when Abasi learnt that the boy had collected money from Usman to buy the pair of socks, she became angry and beat up the boy. The 12-year-old was said to have ran to the kitchen during the flogging. Abasi allegedly grabbed an electric kettle of boiling water and emptied it on the boy. The matter was reported at the FESTAC Police Division and the trader was arrested. It was gathered that the matter was also reported to the Lagos State Domestic and Sexual Violence Response Team, and a temporary shelter was provided for the boy, where he also received medical attention. Speaking with PUNCH Metro, Okorie, who hails from Enugu State, said he was forced to collect the N100 from Usman because he had no other option. He said: “I told madam (Abasi) last Monday that I needed to buy a pair of socks for school. My teachers would seize my sandals without it. But she did not buy them, and I went to collect money from our neighbour. “When she saw the pair of socks, she became angry and started to beat me. I ran into the kitchen. That was where she grabbed the electric kettle and poured the content ─ hot water ─ on me. It was around 7pm on Thursday.” The trader, however, told PUNCH Metro that she did not deliberately brutalise the boy, adding that everyone knew she treated Okorie like her son. She said: “On Monday, pupils resumed school, and Chinedu (Okorie) told me he needed a pair of socks and I said I would buy them for him. Unfortunately, when I came back, I forgot. Later, our neighbour said Chinedu collected N100 from him to buy the pair of socks. I was angry. I queried him and warned him against the behaviour. On Thursday, I gave him N100 to buy another pair of socks. When he came back, he told me he used the money for something else. So, I beat him up. There were times when I gave him N1,000 to go and buy fuel. He would spend three hours and later say he misplaced the money. So, I disciplined him on Thursday. “He ran into the kitchen, and that was when I mistakenly poured the water on him. I sell clothes at the Oyingbo Market. He is my domestic help. I brought him from his village in Enugu State about four years ago. The boy is stubborn. I am not a bad woman.” The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, SP Dolapo Badmos, confirmed the arrest, adding that the suspect would be charged to court. She said, “The suspect has been arrested, and she will be charged to court.”

mamagee3:
Hi all, my mother keeps calling me the devil for no apparent reason. When I do nothing bad, she calls me the devil. I am sad and distraught.

Sit her down and talk to her in polite way. Ask her why she is calling u "devil" tell her how u feel Anytime she called u that name. Tell her not to U by that name again...but pls stop hurting her again. Mummy pikin... Lol

DharmyYinks:
Jolade29... bae Wer art thou?

lhorla

mercyda

shankies215... i grit u guys oo
Temibobo8
lotusflower
iyamar
itsmero
mzbunny etc

Na only ladies i dey grit

How are u doing dear?

ednut1:
What have d so called governors done about it

They can never control the north, because of their reasoning ... They born a lot of children they are everywhere on the street begging, fighting, smoking and injecting their body with hard drugs. Majority of the north are lazy.

Dirty life...

Lol

God bless u Di'ja u try.

Let sing for her Happy birthday to U, Happy birthday to U, Happy birthday Happy birthday Happy birthday to U. How old are u now... She is beautiful just like me. Lol

Lol Africa ladies with there big yansh... Big bum bum

2016 PROPHETIC DECLARATIONS 1.This is the year your life has been waiting for. 2.Right from the beginning to the end, it shall be from one divine encounter to the other. 3.It is the year that will re-define your entire life and destiny. 4.You will experience supernatural wonders. 5.You will be compensated for all you have either missed or lost. 6.Your previous mistakes will be converted to miracles. 7.What you were once denied will be delivered. 8.You will no more be denied; rather, you will be preferred. 9.It shall be a year of peace all round for you; peace when you go out, peace when you come in and peace in all your activities and programmes. 10.You will receive supernatural master keys to open strange doors. 11.Doors will open for you in both likely and unlikely locations. 12.It will be a very challenging and in fact, difficult year for many. But for you, things will come with greater ease. I will make things easy for you. 13.To those that will refrain from sin and get more committed to kingdom service, I will showcase them to the whole world. 14.I will reward faithfulness and commitments this year. 15.This year will not be an empty year for you. 16.Your presence anywhere and everywhere will provoke favour. 17.When others are saying there is a casting down, to you, there shall be a lifting up. 18.Death sentences over you are cancelled. 19.Many will die this year, but not you. 20.Many will fail this year, but not you. 21.Many will be weak and faint, but not you. 22.This is your year of rising from glory to glory. 23.For whatever you lost last year, there will be multiple restorations. 24.Those plotting your downfall will go down for your sake. 25.Those blessing you will be blessed. 26.Those fighting you will incure God’s anger. 27.This year, money will not be your problem. 28.You will exercise unquestionable dominion. 29.As light dominates darkness, so will you rule in your territory. 30.Testimonies never heard before in your extended family will be heard through you this year. 31.Very early in the year, you will have an encounter that will trigger off signs and wonders. 32.God said, I will put no ceiling on your life. Therefore, your rising will know no limitation. 33.This is your year – Go and flourish. Go and prosper in Jesus' name. ls

There is God oo. Lol

God bless her wishing her Long life and prosperity.

Hmmm, my Nigeria people i de hail o

naijainfogalery:
I once read a story of a guy on nairaland, who went to visit his fiance and the dad needed to send an email unfortunately he left his laptop at the office, so he decided to leave his laptop with the dad while he went out shopping/on a date with his girl.
The dad happens to be a nairaland addict, so immediately he opened the browser, he logged into his gmail account, so he decided to check nairaland to check whats happening, Only to see that username a****** i mean the username that abused him, the one that called him all sorts of names just because of their different views on politics.
low and behold, immediately they came back from their date, all of a sudden the sweet loving father got all mad, ask him if he was a****** he said yes, he just told him to get out of his compound. All pleas fell on deaf ear. It was later he told his daughter that he wont open his eyes for his daughter to marry such a person.

The problem here is we think we can get away from being a retard online, but it always come back at us.
So let me narrate my own experience

I went to a very remote area of Lagos to do something. I needed to access the internet and i couldnt, so i asked people around for a cafe, after moving a long distance we finally found one, the cafe had just 5 systems and it was fully booked by yahoo boys and there are about 5 of them waiting to take turn. Damn!! i needed to do this thing asap.

i begged the dude at cafe attendance to just allow me do what i needed to do as it wont take more than 20 minutes and i said i would give him 500 naira. After he heard that it was as if i promised him 1 million , see as the guy dey yes sir , yes sir me.

So he took me to their Server. where i did all that needs to be done, i decided to download the file i needed, while it was downloading, i decided to open nairaland to while away time,If you are nairaland addict lol you will understand that at any slight internet chance you will always come home (nairaland) so i quickly opened nairaland.com , All of a sudden i saw 40 mentions, fear gripped me , i was like what did i post for people to mention me like this, i clicked on mention and i saw abuses and topics i never commented on. I checked the username then i occured to me that i haven't logged in and it was the dude at the cafes nairaland account.

What i saw was heartbreaking, this dude abuses people for no reason. he calls people all sorts of names. he is one of those guys that forms team foreign girls on nairaland, i read one of his posts where abused one graduate that posted that he needed job badly, he called him a broke ass and all sorts of name , i am not trying to mock or abuse him but meanwhile this is someone that earns N8,000 monthly and he is being owed 2 months salary (wanna know i knew?) after the downloading my file. I decided to have a chit chat with him, he told me how much is earns and how he is being owed 2 months salary.
I needed to be sure it was him. But then the picture he has on his nairaland account was the picture he has as his phones screensaver . Thought it wasnt his personal picture but an image.


So ever since that day, if anyone abuses me online, I just remember that guy and smile. because most of these folks that abuses or curse you here wouldnt look into your eyes and say nonsense when they see you.

Nice saying... God bless

Very sad may his soul rest in peace

Fine boy jamil

evy1:
happy new year..yea u really beautiful.

Same to U... Thanks!

Star gyal. Fine gyal.

She is beautiful but i am more beautiful than her. Lol

May God bless all of us in Nairaland this is our year 2016

Congrats to Reekado Banks. It is ur year of good things. As li kesh don't worry yours will soon come. Happy New year. #Iyamar