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NgoziOkoli:
You a miserable pig for _fucking those innocent teenagers. Useless thing.


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NgoziOkoli:
You a miserable pig for _fucking those innocent teenagers. Useless thing.


CC mackbrooklyn

NgoziOkoli:
You a miserable pig for _fucking those innocent teenagers. Useless thing.


CC mackbrooklyn

No mind am, na feminist

Cristiano Ronaldo scored his 400th and 401st goals for Real Madrid in Sunday's 4-1 La Liga victory over Sevilla. Ronaldo, who joined Real from Manchester United for €94 million in the summer of 2009, reached the 400-mark in the 23rd minute against Jorge Sampaoli's side, pouncing onto to the rebound and slotting home after James Rodriguez had forced a save from Sergio Rico. The Portugal international then added another on the day late in the second half, curling a left-footed shot out of Rico's reach and into? the top-left corner. The goals marked the three-time Champions League winner's 25th against Sevilla in his Los Blancos career, the most against any opponent. Ronaldo has scored 282 La Liga goals for the Bernabeu side to go along with 88 Champions League strikes, 22 in the Copa del Rey, four in Club World Cup matches, three in Spanish Super Cups and an additional two in the UEFA Super Cup. Ronaldo mentioned having reached the 400- goal mark during his postmatch interview after Real's Champions League semifinal first leg against Atletico Madrid, although most statisticians -- including ESPN's Stats & Information Group -- had him still on 399 for the club. The difference was a goal against Real Sociedad in 2011, which teammate Pepe said belonged to his fellow Portugal international to help out in a tight pichichi race against Barcelona's Lionel Messi for the league's top scorer that year.

Engineermbugame:
nah lie oo ,i register earlier ,dem even posted me on 13

its those registered late that were posted early

Oselu28:
jamb official should change d tym for d exam,7am is too early in this dangerous country were ritualist and kidnappers r increasing by d day.... how can u post a 17year old boy to as far as ijebu all d way from sango,and a graduate can choose where he or she wants for NYSC.... does it make sense? abi dem tell dem say excursion dey hungry dem mtcheeew

Lol..
Next time, register on time and stop crying....
Even if they post you in another state you are supposed to make adequate preparation

Next time, when they ask you to register for something, sit down at home and be pressing phone......
Na those wey register late write first

Every Superwoman needs a Superman

pocohantas:
LOL!
Let's be realistic and stop all the tantrums.
Those girls don't represent the tiniest percentage of Nigerian girls.

Should we also say the rapists and ritualist represent Nigerian men?
Maybe they are on this thread and on Nairaland attacking feminist. They are among the Nairalanders forming hard-working husband material.

Abeg, I done repent.
There are good and bad people.

you, your own is to be shouting rapist and ritualist....

chukkystar:
U are afraid of commitment

You're right tho...

xxgig:
funny enough, we had light through yesterday with about three interruptions and neither of them lasted an hour each. And we've had power supply from about 8 pm yesterday till this very moment.

In Ph shey?

BoldTint:
Shrugs*

she shrugged

We still get for Ph oh......

Splinz:
But moments after i ask her out, I start asking my self questions like:



Good. That's because you do not need a girlfriend but a wife.



Nothing, other than sheer wasting of time and resources. Yes, it is vanity.



Yes, the interest is gone because it's not worth the stress.



Why not go for a wife?

I'm 19

IamAirforce1:
You're married to a marine spirit
Go for deliverance

Typical..... your reputation precedes you

So, here goes.

I have a problem, I think. I'm single and its only for one reason.
I see a girl I like, I get to know her. We get pretty close. She starts giving me green light. I ask her out. But moments after i ask her out, I start asking my self questions like. What do you need a girlfriend for? What do you intend to gain? Is it not Vanity? ......
After that, I loose interest and never talk to the girl about it......
Like this thing has happened many times....

Torine:
True..cute faces makes watching football much more fun

Lol.... you're funny oh..... Ngolo Kante is ugly.... But he's a beauty to watch on the pitch....

This a classic Mourinho style of desperate football...... All of you don't know that he is fighting for himself.... If he wins this cup....... Una go see confidence wey him go get..... GGMU

mkhitaryan must score in the first half....... And we'll win definitely ..... we didn't purposely loose to Arse-anal for nought

the people that are carrying this matter on their head, have they not stopped to wonder why banky or Tomi never said anything......
Its just a joke

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Smellymouth:
Nor be Toto dey scratch her jawe..

Na the man bank account.

The man is wise.. Flee from all appearance of evil..

Na true sha

If Toto scratch a woman like this....
Wahala don dey...

Everything is still boiled down to Jealousy.....

You cannot blame them.....
It's recession things... m
they want to fill the house with foodstuffs

Before nko.....
you think the guys counting don't have plan.....
If the money is 42.5 million
na only them go know

Take this from someone who knows..... Those girls aint admiring you.... They just observing how weird you look.... Im a lil Chubby and I get that look from girls anytime i wear skinny jeans

Lol..... Something wey person never do for a long time..... How for do na

'Obo'- lee.... Afonja peeps will understand

Jesu..... see picture quality