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FamilyRe: Shocker!! An American Man's View Of American Women by iyamchee(m): 10:19pm On Mar 13, 2017
Na the same thing everywhere .... Nigerian men think American girls are more loyal and fall in Love easy.... They think Nigerian girls like money too much
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Slams One Of The Nigerian Actresses On WOW Magazine Cover by iyamchee(m): 10:13pm On Mar 13, 2017
This disgusting bitch again
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United FA Cup (1 - 0) On 13th March 2017 by iyamchee(m): 9:52pm On Mar 13, 2017
Emeskhalifa:
abeq make we start second half jhoor. got to show this chelsea say no be every body b arsenal wey bayern dey use do Bible chapter
imagine Arsenal chapter10 vs 2 grin grin grin
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Lol..... No be small....
Letter by Bayern tp Arsenal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United FA Cup (1 - 0) On 13th March 2017 by iyamchee(m): 9:51pm On Mar 13, 2017
Emeskhalifa:
abeq make we start second half jhoor. got to show this chelsea say no be every body b arsenal wey bayern dey use do Bible chapter
imagine Arsenal chapter10 vs 2 grin grin grin
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Lol..... No be small
CrimeRe: Ridiculous:lagos Pastor Caughton CCTV Stealing Apple Laptops See Photo by iyamchee(m): 9:43pm On Mar 12, 2017
Look at his face wella.... He's one of these boys that used to sell spare parts.... Business was now hard.... He now decided to open Church..... Business was now slow..... He now said let him be stealing Laptops to meet up....
CelebritiesRe: Lady Refused To Give Offering After Photos Of otobo & Daniella okeke Flashed by iyamchee(m): 9:39pm On Mar 12, 2017
Bet you still went to the Church??
EducationRe: See What Benue State University Student Does 2 Help Train Herself In School(pics by iyamchee(m): 9:35pm On Mar 12, 2017
Choo... and she still get time to slay
ComputersRe: Reason Why The Letters On A Computer Keyboard Are Not In Alphabetical Order by iyamchee(m): 9:31pm On Mar 12, 2017
Abeg carry this one to Fp and educate people biko.....
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities/ Bbnaija: Housemates Survive Eviction As Tayo And Iyanya Perform by iyamchee(m): 9:27pm On Mar 12, 2017
This useless tv show
PoliticsRe: A Nigerians Funny Tweet To The Presidency. by iyamchee(m): 9:12pm On Mar 12, 2017
Lol..... Na Baba you wan use do Courier
TV/MoviesRe: #bbnaija: Is Big Brother Serving The Housemates Expired Drinks? by iyamchee(m): 11:19pm On Feb 27, 2017
softwerk:
Stouts normally have a shelf life of 12months and the taste only gets better and better thereafter!

A carbonated bottled drink does not expire easy OP, please don't spoil Nigerian Breweries Plc business grin
They are in SA.....
PetsI Need A Puppy by iyamchee(op): 6:54pm On Feb 25, 2017
Im in Ph..... who has puppies for sale .....? preferably a rott or german shepherd .....
BusinessPlease Help by iyamchee(op): 1:34pm On Feb 13, 2017
Please I want to receive aa package from my Aunt in UK..... Which Address should I send ...... I stay in portharcourt.... Should I send uniport's address? ?
RomanceRe: Between A Muslim Dad And His Daughter's Fiancee At Their Wedding... by iyamchee(m): 12:09pm On Feb 10, 2017
They are not africans..... So I'm not suprised....
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by iyamchee(m): 6:00am On Feb 10, 2017
KidPaku:
Joe wassup. .hoe wad up

You making kids crawl streets

This homie can lie, cos when I watched that movie. .the kid fooled them idiots in almost all scenes

And you one of them, big piece of dog sh!t

Am less talk and more shooting, that's why I let my guns speak

You getting balls kicked? You like bruno mars on female jeans

Too much gay sh!t, you exposing yourself and you giving dudes intimacy tips

You a monkey doing jungle flips

6 bars you droped and you still aint punched a kid?

You called me a dog, and your the one who was caught bitting bars

Now who is the dog? Mr mighty bars. .

Stupid biter, worthless robot. . An abandoned cyborg

Clone of all clones, the almighty fake, I'ma get you fried bug

You the vampire with one eye, the demonic cyclops

After ranting dope dope dope, you almost bit a theif like a domestic guard dog!

Fvck is censored for kids? I guess its okay for you to say it, cos that's what hoes normarlly say when they h@rny

You're a savage and a worthless dummy

Should I blame your pops or your mummy

Well I blame them both, and I worder how two boring people reproduced a joke. . I guess they fvcked while saying things that are funny

See how easy it was to rebuttal your whole verse?

step up your game else you might be digging your own hearse

You got serena williams bating your balls and sam smith grabbing your old ass

you aint vexed since you grabbing his own back

who is you joe? Is you joe budden? I forgot Your worthless, that means you joe nothing

Flux nearly killed joewendell

And I made sure the stup!d hoe end well

Before I drop the mic, I'ma make an ugly joe a dead joke

This vampire couldn't suck on me, that's why he sad though.

But he managed to bite GUY, faggit mad rougue

I got rid of the vampire and still shred foes

Came out singing no hoe in ma blood like am dej loaf

You made your point, b!tch don't fvcking make another or you'll loose your life

You brought the game, I took the fame. . .I know you know this nigga aint nice

See I don said it, and I hope y'all done heard it, and if y'all aint heard sh!t!
Then joe gad damned it!!!
Flows too long and boring......
Step up.....
Find another nigga...
Joe's Legit
CelebritiesRe: Flavour Takes A Stroll With His Daughters (Photo) by iyamchee(m): 11:00pm On Jan 29, 2017
you and I know where this post is headed
CelebritiesRe: Donjazzy And D’prince Rock White Garment To Church by iyamchee(m): 4:42am On Jan 23, 2017
Every time I walk past this Cele church in my area with my bet slip....... It always cuts....
LiteratureRe: The Damned by iyamchee(op): 1:13am On Jan 14, 2017
William was disturbed by the voice of the intercom.
'Hello sir, you have a call on line 3'
He picked up his landline. 'Hey boo' a soft female voice came over the speaker. It was Belema.
'Hi babe' he replied.'Been a long time though'
'Ehen, so its now that you know. Which kind of lover are you sef. How can two weeks go by and you won't call somebody. Not even to text me. She asked. 'Don't be angry na. It's because of work. You know I'm a busy guy' He replied.
'But you always pick up when I call' She further accused him.
'Don't worry, it won't happen again' That was the best thing to do at that moment, because if he kept defending himself, go would go on with the accusations endlessly. Belema was his boss' daughter. He had met her at her parents wedding anniversary. She looked so hot that day and he made up his mind to have her. He had somehow found himself alone with her at some point in the party and they both struck up a conversation. That was 18 months ago. They never actually date but she called him her lover. They had had several bouts of hot sex.
'I don't even see you around anymore' she kept on 'I didn't know you were like this oh. You just appear and disappear at will. Its not fair'.
'But I said I'm sorry now' he said with his softest voice. 'I've been busy with work, that's all.
'That's a big lie. Ngozi says she sees you almost every Friday at Cubana' she countered.
Damn! How the hell could Ngozi have known. He had never run into her before and besides he didn't know she clubbed there.
'See Belema, I'm sorry. Just tell me how I can make it up to you'. He said.
'Come and spend this weekend at my place'. She replied.
'No I can't. I've got plans-
- 'going to Cubana again shey?? She cut in.
'No na. I have to visit my mom. I promised her I would this weekend. Don't worry, let's make it next weekend.' He said.
She inhaled deeply before replying ' Okay sha. But make sure you call me everyday next week'.
'Don't worry Babe, I will.
'Okay bye'.
'Bye'.
He dropped the receiver and picked up his Samsung galaxy s7 edge, opened whatsapp and messaged his friend Osborn.
'Sure boy, how e dey be na?'
'Abobi, i just finished with work' was the reply almost immediately. That was fast. Thought William.
His friend worked in a prestigious law firm owned by his father.
'Same here man. How the groove dey go tonight?'
'Men, you how it goes down now. But I no dey go Cubana again though'
'As if you know my mind. Belema just called me now. Its like she's keeping tabs on me'.
'Nawa oh. What was she now saying?'
'The usual na'
'That banny no go rest. Its like her guy has gone to Jand again.'
'Lol....anyhow sha. Meet me for my house. We go use my range.'
'Okay na. No P. (Thumbs up emoji).
Osborn was his 'tight man'. He had met him at the University of Reading while he was doing his Masters program. They met at a party organized by the school's association of Nigerian students. It was the last get together party for their set as they had just concluded their program and graduated. When they both found out they stayed in Port Harcourt, they exchanged numbers. They had even left the venue together. It was the best night of his life, the night he lost his virginity.
LiteratureRe: The Damned by iyamchee(op): 9:49pm On Jan 12, 2017
Somewhere in the city of Port Harcourt, William stood at the balcony of his office just staring into space. He was successful. At the age of 34 he had already amassed enough wealth. He had come a long way to be where he was today. After graduating with a first class degree from The University of Port Harcourt and getting his second degree from a university in UK, he had been able to lañd his dream Job.
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Coming from a home where things were hard, it had been a great achievement. He had grown up in Choba. A community filled with a considerable amount of rascals. It was also hard for him to come out successful because of his elder siblings who had all abandoned education and resorted to the streets. He had three older brothers. One had been killed in a cult clash several years ago. The Location of one of the surviving brothers was unknown till this day. His other brother lived with his wife and three Children, jobless. He would be forever thankful to his aunt who had taken him in to live with her when it seemed like he was towing the path of his brothers........
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He remembered that fateful day, that his teacher had caught him smoking joints with some bad guys from his street. He reported him to his mother. Begging her to find a way to avoid him suffering the same fate as his brothers. She had called his father's sister and told her immediately. She had taken him in and his life took a total U - turn. He was an exceptionally brilliant kid. Which was a surprise, as his elder brothers were almost retards. He headed into the University after passing his WAEC exams in flying colours. While in the university, he had told him self that he needed not to be distracted by anything. That was why despite the fact that he was extremely handsome and was the toast of the ladies, he never paid them any attention. Many thought he was homosexual.
LiteratureThe Damned by iyamchee(op): 9:21pm On Jan 12, 2017
Hello Guys..... This is my first time writing a story online. Testing my self at being creative..... All Criticism and Correction would be appreciated.... . . . . Story starts in a bit...
Science/TechnologyRe: Turning Toothbrushes Into Bracelets: Step By Step(photos) by iyamchee(m): 4:11pm On Jan 09, 2017
Nice one

Science/TechnologyRe: Turning Toothbrushes Into Bracelets: Step By Step(photos) by iyamchee(m): 4:00pm On Jan 09, 2017
following ;Dfollowing
CrimeRe: Pastor Cuts Off Wife’s Breast In Ibadan by iyamchee(m): 3:56pm On Jan 09, 2017
somebori kill her husband because ov rice... another one cut ov his wife breasthuh...... Okay.....
CrimeRe: Angry Wife Kills Husband Over Christmas Rice In Bayelsa by iyamchee(m): 3:46pm On Jan 09, 2017
Rice??.... Women.... evil.... but very necessary
RomanceRe: Check Out This Beautiful Osogbo Pre-wedding Photos by iyamchee(m): 3:42pm On Jan 09, 2017
refiner:
Why is it called Oshogbo?
I thought osogbo means weed...I'm just curious.. undecided
You fine.... Buh girl..... you're fudging dumb undecided
PoliticsRe: JUST IN!!! Amaechi & Justice Nyako's Phone Chat Over Kanu's Secret Trial Leaks by iyamchee(m): 3:36pm On Jan 09, 2017
okay..... when will the federal purse start leaking
PoliticsRe: Sen Ben Murray Bruce Common Sense And Nigerians React by iyamchee(m): 3:34pm On Jan 09, 2017
Okay

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