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like seriouzly guys, where is 190?

uncle sege, hope say ur mouth never bend for real life so? cos you too like dis smiley jare.

who wants a black monkey like you anyway?

guess the police wld need lefulefu to take them to this boko boi. he might help in curbing this wave of bombings.

i seriously understand d poster. had a friend whose marriage was also a long distance affair. she had to make do with her hand and intimacy gadgets and got addicted to them afterall, they are always at her service! The hubby had to lovingly talk her out of it.

^^^^your breas.t u mean? i sure say ur own go don dey touch ground with those two bois sucking away!

Ranoscky:
^ ALL to NO avail.

There is NOTHING dat I'v not done 4 dat Iya. Even to D extend of promisin her MORE peniteration so da she could feel heaven's touch, but stil. . .

maybe you need to do more?

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=851332.msg10013407#msg10013407 date=1327140729]You will grow gray hairs waiting for anyone to visit your blog[/quote]i just hate it when they have to refer you to a blog. if you cant post it here, dont start a thread!

cool mehn! thanks for helping a sister in need.

^^^^you mean i post only rubbish?

[s]i wan make my no of posts reach 6000 today so dont mind if i post rubbish or smileys![/s]

so you are the posters husband?

oh dear! i know him. what a loss

hmmmmm? who tell you dat one? sorry oh madam gbeborun, but her husband posted dis

xynerise:
@op. U should have continue giving guys tough times until u are 35.

ng4am:
@Op, just save e memory and enjoy ur next level cos if u no dex where u dey nw u for e complain

you need to see her panicking all over nairaland some months back she don be mrsantelope now she don dey miss her spinsterhood days.

hehehe. chimezie would sure need a massage after dat beating!

^^^ been trying to see his pics to put a face to the news all to no avail. my conclusion is dat the man no dey gree show for foto!

seems you and wislet are mistaking me for someone else. me be fresh fajin from the oven. thank God ayam single

blood of God! where dis one comot from again?

Goldieluks:
Iyabeji oloshi?

hiya sis! my tenant is so comfortable in there he no gree comot oh!

Wislet:
na u we dey wait for ooo
hurry up jare, I wan come eat chicken

hurry up do wetin? chop shiken unto wetin naw? abeg no pour sand sand for my schemings to get xynerise to marry me oh jare!

^^^whatchu talking about?

ok then. seems we have another romeo in the building!

Chimezie198:
Did u just say your Golden damsel? ** pulls off singlet and puts on boxing glooves**

be ready to fight all d guys on nairaland then!

so the poster is married and a little one feasting on her bwest? i better enjoy my spinsterhood while it last.

Emeka! Bia biko, wetin konsign you sef? @ mallam flash, how man for do?

just kidding man! she is the sweetest chic you wld ever see in your life.

yeah! we are sistas but she is very fugly

^^^^ why do you ask?

Chimezie198:
@ Goldiememe how are u the beautiful one?
The only lady dat gots amazing luks, as bright as the sun, how pleasing is your username and picture!

runs to go check her profile! mtchew, dat aint goldieluks.