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Wetin happen? As una no gree marry me nko?

Ok then I wld be here till she comes!

Who else but the new madam in the house! Me!

Willie d dreamer! Where u see nyansh to Penetrate?

Hey erelu! Long time no saw

@ 1nty, she said 15yrs bro. Hopefully it shld coincide with ur 60th birthday!,

@goldie, yes my snr sister. You!

She was been careful in case d CCTV captures her image and she's got to pay back!

Chewing gum and top up card!

You not even sure of urself! Wat happened to ur confidence?

I have done dat severally and my jugdment remains the same! You! Chi-baby at least one of dem don gree say him resemble Ox and you know how fugly oxen's are

Its obvious yinkalink has left u finally.

^Now dats more than enof reason to exclaim

Keep Dreaming

I can say without doubt dat the dude above is the fugliest guy that happened to romance section!

Hey goldenlucks! How's ur day going?

Iya who?

Shampoo and tampoon? When people dey loot ipad, camera etc? I hear say na cigar and rice you dey hussle to thief!

Got anytin to tell me boy? Where all d tins u looted in d london riots? Ship dem come naija make I sell dem for u before eke catch you!

Busy day its been so far!

Live for wia correct suya dey like naija. Una no gree

Want wetin? Una oyinbo suya no dey sweet

Now I wan chop suya.

First time wey goldie go
fashi me,

how long have you been married? cos you can only get worried only after 9mths of unprotected sex and you still have not conceived.
have you seen your gyneacologist? at times, a little hormonal change could make you not ovulating and without which you can get pregnant
are you stressed up and anxious about the situation? stress can even make it impossible for one to take in so you need to free your mind from any form of stress.

nite don reach finish today before goldie show face for nairaland

i know say na trad but we fit use this one as rehearsal ground!

he has been saying that for God knows how long but it wont deter us from intruding his wedding! i truly wish i was there

^^^can you help me tell xynerise that his wedding intruder iyatrustee is by the gate?

i cant believe you took your time to write that lenghty essay! you also dont know a joke when you see one? just like you always do, SMH

keep consoling yourself!