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Hey guys! The election results just came out and iya has been elected d senator representing romance, dating and sexuality constituency

My one vote can make or mar ur chances MR! By d way, Jega has indirectly declared monday as work free and I am loving it already

Vote for sale

Vote for sale

See u! Na bank money jare

I got a phonecall from a contact who is to connect me with a client to come to his office to  pick up a chq for N250mil! I had already announced to a few pple that I had met my target. We drove down to d office, waited for him for close to 30mins only for him to come out laughing. Told me d April fool but I cldnt laugh cos I was close to tears! He however gave me a chq for ,N2million.

Dis mouth sef

just that? you should have told iya to come help you kleen up naw

yes its been sold but we had to come remove our personal effects

the bigger girl looks shy. but the other one don spoil! she dey even do sexy eyes

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=636643.msg8032265#msg8032265 date=1301668802]GUESS WHAT AM FREE!! [/quote]OH LALA! Goldieluks finally met her MR RIGHT

annawhite:
ok! But u need to write me a cheque too

after i gave you part of my own settlement you still want a cheque for what precisely

what happened to you

annawhite:
Ok I will try*whispering to iya*
Im cheek dey like puffpuff

you too like puffpuff! that is why you visualise puffpuff in everything you see

You deserve a knock on the head for this

maybe he should come out here and defend himself

dave2:
B4 i met her, i used to go just one sluggish round for a whole night, but now i do 5 times b4 the day breaks

simple arithmetic .

if you do 5times before daybreak plus all the quickies, then it would be safe to say you do the do like 7times in one day, 49times in one week, 210 times in a month, and lastly, 2,555times in a year!

wake up boy! my pregnancy is just 4days old unless you wanted to ask your secretary

@ anna now that he Lord_Reed is not here, you have to support your friend's new love

@ Yusuf, what all dis hmmm all over the place? its getting on my nerves

what do you know about calabar babes and bed strength and manouevers start talking oh before Ms Potato gets here

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=635759.msg8031663#msg8031663 date=1301663431]^^^ oh my sweetest heart , let them say all they want, nobody can break us? we 're to strong for them. thank GOD this world is a world of action not words, [/quote]can you pls explain the bolded

point of correction! my yusuf aint no maigadi. he is a security consultant ANNAWHITE AND GENERAL PUBLIC TAKE NOTE

i never knew the poster above me could tell a lie do without NL ?

dave2:
.

For just only 4 days old?
Na wa oooo

so you are counting

SexyDuby:
@Iya, 190's still trapped in ma den He needs your help to be set free.[/size][size=8pt] IF YOU SO MISS HIM, PLZ COME & RESCUE HIM OOOO

rescue him? i warned him before he entered the place i even voluntered to help him hold the flash light but he refused! when you don tire to use am you go release am

dave, the pregnancy makes me very emotional you know how it swings our mood now

wetin concern you naw? *whispers to anna, or do you like him

annawhite:
Hmmmmmm Yusuf him be maigaidi but I like I'm face
Dave cheek be like person wey dey blow balloon


*blinking at ms potato*r u sure u didnt accept dave proposal under duress

sis na my husband oh! you shouldnot overlike his face i beg of you  

sorry to burst your bubble bro, there are no ugly babes! there are just unattractive babes

anyone seen 190 around

So are we going in the 2011 camry

i would not follow you in that your grand cheeroke especially not in my condition ! sorry i would be following you behind in my Honda crosstour

better