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hey firearm waiter! how do you explain this

iyatrustee:
then i would open your week with my request i would have beans and pap and a bottle of eva water.

and i am yet to be attended to? i hope you would be ready to face the consequences should i report you to the Consumer's Protection Board

oisehumen:
Pregnant ke?
Am going to report this to that Akwa Ibom man

na e-pregnancy naw

oh not again i thot i told you i am preggers and there would be no romance till i put to bed

so yusuf, tosin and the others succeded in chasing the poster away? see where the guy don carry him elderly possey hunt go
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-634000.0.html

we disagree to agree

but why are you trailing me following me around the cock wey i find come here sef, you don pursue the guy

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=633871.msg8009081#msg8009081 date=1301394344]^^^ DEAD? how can i want my on e-luv dead? wouldn't that be silly of me? by the way, is your Lawyer a man, cause i suspect something [/quote]a sensitive question which can not be answered here. we wld talk abt dat when we get home. oya make we dey go

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-610605.0.html

i now know you really want me dead! wait until my lawyers get here

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=633871.msg8008967#msg8008967 date=1301393149]Dont tell me u're not woman enuf to handle that, afterall its just 22inches [/quote]twenty kini i am out of here mehn!

Odunnu:
Na where I dey u sabi flex muscle.
See newbie call you 'aje kekere', you no fit do anythn

how you go take deal with newbie wey get dat kind liver? abeg make she carry her dey go

yeye man! na me you wan kill 7rounds of gbenching with dat Bleep cork?

gbeborun

blossomkid:
@iyatrustee are you for real glad to hear these i cant wait how we gonna hook up,

i would have to consult my husband first

^^^you is not serious! and yes iyatrustee is married with kids

me sef don kuku ma tire for the marriage! its obvious its not working between us. my lawyer would serve you the divorce papers tommorow

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=633871.msg8008696#msg8008696 date=1301390560]Lol, i bet i like women more than you , and by the way/ whats up with this identity of nationality crisis that u're passing thru? aw many bottles did u ve last nite? [/quote]i now know better

ferdiii:
use the exit door, u aint in a box.

to go where

@ Missy, ok i can at least speak for myself. my hubby complains i wear heavy makeup when in the real sense, all i use is just foundation, powder, eyepencil and eyeshadow i dont even use lipstickand i do it moderately yet he complains. some men just like to whip up sentiments

^^^he is watching out for his sista's welfare

^^^ na me be witch?

abeg move jor! runnaway

Tosinville:
Sand sand? yeah! i understand that but whats garri?

abeg move jor its pronouced Gar-ri and according to the oxford dictionary, it is a staple food in west africa made from cassava

hey sis! you want to contend with the iya on this large cock

^^^which of the complaints do you consider a bad habbit?

gbogbo efizzy! i mean say make you no pour sand sand for my gari roger dat

wo Tosin, ma wa da yepe si gari me did you see the bolded at all

blossomkid:
am highly endowed with a great cock, i derive pleasure in older women, pls contact me if you fink am cool, cheers

@ poster, i also love younger guys! makes two of us can we hook up

kcjazz:
^^^I know say you dey hustle , welldone, but this na old news, it didn't happen few minutes ago, abi na you dey send the python?

[s]funny enough, my husband has these two complaints about me[/s] you cannot change what she is used to doing. the exception however is if she started after you met. in my own case, he met me with my make up and now he wants me to go natural