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no way out bro you cannot chop the meat in front of you unless you wan die

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7869962#msg7869962 date=1299584666]Mmmm sounds heavenly! Shall we? After you babes.[/quote]HALT THERE! na everytime?

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=615769.msg7869872#msg7869872 date=1299583947]Yusuf and Iyatrustee, I guess my boss is tellin me to charge you both entrance fee. O ya, Cash or credit card? [/quote] so he is your boss afterall

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=615769.msg7869762#msg7869762 date=1299583223]No my dear, it was d nite b4, remeba, u and i went together, i mean y wld i go clubing on a monday, honey this your memory problem is not going well at all, u taking your drugs 2day? well, if u still insist u saw me there yesterday, then i wonder what u were doing there in the first place [/quote]so you must broadcast that i forget things easily right ? well i was there cos i had an appointment with a client remember

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=615769.msg7869627#msg7869627 date=1299582246]well said, but i dont understand y it worries u so much, u want us to immitate them? 


honey, did i not tell u of the sudden meeting that was called for in Lagos, i had to go to the airport from the office so i dont miss the flight, i'm back and i'll be home 2day, missd u[/quote] were you not the one i saw at the Basement club last nite 

I am fine so why didn't you come back home last nite

how much sef . i need you to help hook me up fast! getting old and yusuf is taking me for a ride

UNA NO DEY TIRE? ALL THIS E-S3X SEF! WIA MY MOSQUITO YUSUF  

^^^and wia do you tink you re going to?

Guess the same way you are consoling her right

So typical of men! Once they have succeeded in getting one, they begin to act funny. See reed for instance

Have you asked how I am doing today

And d thread for yusuf was semi-hijacked by Dyt!

Dis cry no dey finish

Which kind bread? Na correct sour gari go escort am wella ms potato hope u know wetin be gari

E be like say na 3times but I no sure. Call am again make I count

^^^when would Ewontosin be freed naw

Yippe! U re gonna be a mommy

I neva see am today! Really tinking weda make I wait for my true love wey dey behind bars

We get but him no specialise for family planning

Okija forest

^^ no pharmacy wld open today is sunday remember? With the latest dev, I have the honor of declaring this thread closed. To be reopened in 9mths time after baby potato has been delivered

^^pls don't tell Tosinville I am doing lovey dovey with yusuf oh! Na loneliness cause am

Na wa sef! We na just spectators who can't pertake? Wia dis Yusuf wey call himself hubby? If I count to 10 and you no show face, na Divorce be dat oh

Fell asleep truout the sermon

^^^luks like you have earned a ban again

Yeah! Those neck and spine tracing kisses only for NEPA to take light leaving reed high and dry

Sin of dashed hopes! Even bible say not to tell your neighbour not to come back for what's in your power to do today @ yusuf, u left ur e- bride all alone since yesterday

How was church? Sure you prayed for forgiveness of sin

See how Ms potato take shut down power transmission! Lord, I hope say your third leg don go down back to the pre position

Can't believe you still on this matter