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Better be ready for a party sin then

Don't you guys sleep

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

and on your first day on Nairaland, you are looking for SEXUALITY SECTION

and you have to start a thread for that? why not just raise his clothe up and confirm for yourself

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=615769.msg7845422#msg7845422 date=1299247688]*Yusuf open veil to see and his newly wed iyawo* BUT [/quote]But wetin

what happened to my Miss nairaland crown or was the whole thing a scam

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-610519.0.html

you wont believe i am working and nairalanding at the same time. its very addictive you know

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=615769.msg7845104#msg7845104 date=1299244011]Ok i don hear, i sure say the apple still sweet. but u neva say I DO naw? [/quote]I Does

Acidosis:
I told her the same thing your man told you the very first day be called you.

oh dat! he told me that the FBI was looking for his D1ck and wants me to hide it for him between my legs

You miss road

So what did you tell her?

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=615769.msg7844938#msg7844938 date=1299242505]So ms.potato, i DO, oya iya say i DO too, then we go . but the marriage contract comes with conditions Allowances oh, that one we go discuss on our first 9t 2geda , i hope dem neva pluck your apple sha? [/quote]which kind dem never pluck my apple you be want make the thing ripe come rotten

^^^say what

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7844638#msg7844638 date=1299239138]sweet Potato Iya wants to look at my nyansh o! Thats why she wants to gimme injection o! [/quote]i am a professional to the core and wont look at any i promise 

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=615769.msg7844758#msg7844758 date=1299240445]Yes Im sure you wont regret it. He is a perfect gentlemen and he is HOT~![/quote]ok then i would e-date him only if he promises to be gentle on me and forsake all others

Acidosis:
@Iya, see what you've caused.
@Omolola, please accept my apology, I'll ring your phone soon

wetin i cause? na me be sleep wey carry you or na me say make you no get light [s]wey make you go charge your fone for barber shop[/s]

na strategy to drive away mouth hand odour

oh how iya wishes to be the nurse that would shook lord_reed the injections

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=615769.msg7844556#msg7844556 date=1299238126]Thats not th agreement naa. I man I want pair you up with Yusuf naa[/quote]oh dat

obowunmi:
Kaaaiii, some morons are slowly drifting into the family section.

they have already

[s]since when El Guapo don make Acidiosis Caretaker of omolola[/s]

^^^ i thot you had hired me after i indicated interest

^^^ na so blessing dey take pass person be dat oh. sleepling on duty

iya has been mandated by Ms. potato to write down the names of people speaking in vernacular omolola and Lord_reed take note

xxTosinvillexx:
I heard he derailed some threads. Ex-convict?lol cant you be with an ex-convict? u know a man who don't smell it is not a real man o! lol

Dats not hearsay! he does that always. The same Tosinville that made Mukina locked my thread on Nairaland guys . Maybe he would be a changed person like Bode George when they free him

check the title. it has to do with love

which offence did he commit that landed him behind bars? him be ex-convict be that oh

xxTosinvillexx:
Iyatrustee
e don do with your slap na, if me and u dey 4 bed na so u go take dey slap me sef?


**Tosinville gives Iyatrustee a bunch of rose flowers**

Tosinville wey dey behind bars for 96hours [s]Iya gives xxTosinvillexx another slap for daring to play with her intelligence[/s]

whatever

:owhat happened to my tosinville? *iya lands xxtosinvillexx a hot slap on the cheeks for impersonating Tosinville

^^^ don't u know Tosinville is a real woman wrapper

But I am sure HHH would give him a hard time just like Shawn micheals did him last year!

*iyatrustee lands Tosinville the 4th and the heaviest of them all slap on the face