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^^^i see yous also voting urself

I loff you to honey

No ma'am! We have many fans who believe in the Day11/ Iyatrustee brand

Just above u

^^^^ we would be the presidential flagbearers of Romance section

^^^^ trusted and tested [s] [s]i keep warning you to stop giving me grass[/s]

e nairaland-flirting. i do it all the time for the fun of it with no strings attached. the thing is you most times dont know the person in the real world so why bug you head.

^^^ no thank you sir

^^^

s3 :-x

@ day11, can we monetise that diamond ring instead

^^^^ who be dis one abeg na vallentine we dey do here oh jare!

^^^why you dey jealous me like this? na me say make Kay-money no contest for glasgow

[quote author=DAY11. link=topic=600804.msg7704444#msg7704444 date=1297341394]Chai, Iya, chew small naa

I must buy you any ride of your choice,

Dont fink u know am running for Lagos state house of assembly under PDP.

U know as we dey do our thang!

We get power to rig election

Oga Fash or Jagga nor fit stop us. [/quote]abeg do win make iya come be first lady for ya constituency

@Day11,   i love those chocolates but honie, i would have prefered this

El Guapo:
Ma love u know what?

Anytym am at that joke section i keep joking. . . So Y dnt we zoom ova to the Sexuality Section atleast u know what i'ld be doing naa

as if you need a manual to do it

joyblinks:
@190.

Where is my Val? i beg find am for me, time don almost reach.

he don go sleep again

caseyjames:
Anna pick me,

TOO LATE

@ annawhite at least now we can all sleep peacefully  without you wetting our pillow with tears

190:
[color=deeppink]not woke atleast hes never been treated in this clinic[/color]

*iya whispers to 190* Doc, i tink you are forgeting that it was woke you adviced to violate a lady when he came for a therapy session and he ended up landing you behind police bars

@ koolkamzy bin propose Chi-baby and you no put him name for Pending or you dey take style dey eye the babe

[s]*takes out 190relationship manual and quickly skims thru it*  [/s]  Yes Mygoldie, we would need to be as practicable as possible. If a man forcefully kisses you and you in the middle of the ecstacy manages to moan a small NO, it is not valid. If an handsome man pushes his way pass your skirt and you feel his hand going farther than is allowed, with a smile on your face, u manage to say a No, it aint valid. IF MR CORK with his self acclaimed 17inch Badonky should dare push his way pass your skirt and his heading towards your with all the energy you can MUSTER,  you slap and push him away while shouting NOOOOOOOOOO the message wouldring in his skull never to come close again. In other words, the way you say the NO matters alot

IYATRUSTEE STANDING IN FOR DR 190

^^^ are you reconsidering his proposal

LOts of them! Vertetex, You, Phate07, Dsense, Dr sexy(She started her medical career here), Kemouche. the list is endless

and it would be opened for as long as all the phsyco patients on NL still dey

Dyt:
6.8
hmm thinks m d tallest

sorry am 6.9. that is the current HEIGHT TO BEAT

or better still a toy HUMMER JEEP

what else, Dash it out to who it would fit perfectly

[s]*iya runs to quickly go and call Idowuogbo*[/s] Erelu Worldwide, there is one small boy with GRASS on his kneels looking for you. he said he wants to Phallentine you

[s]you know i am married and this is just NL love oh[/s]

Coolabbie:
*Abbie luks on wit envy* 4 where kay dey sef

*iya dances across the forum singing and dancing cos i have been taken :p :p*