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@ D-sense wetin come happen now? could it be you filed for bankruptcy after that owambe party you threw on Vals day and she cant stand you anymore? [s]anyway i happy for my sista sha cos i can imagine the kind of torment she must have gone thru in your hand[/s]

^^^^instigator! what are you standing there and laughing at?

[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=613394.msg7815338#msg7815338 date=1298887006]Iya I know say you Area mama for Sex acts, symbol, education etc,
But I knee down for dey beg you, I dey expect personal person for here, No spoil show for me, I no know wetin punny mean i still be virgin o!!. [/quote]me :

This is it what's with that look? Free me jor

^^^ ask any yoruba dude e go tell wetin OBO mean

stillwater:
Rotflmao!!!!!

They are not ugly. It's just the mgbeke spirit. Not even money can remove that thing from your body.

well said they also have one elder sister who is just as mgbekerised as the twins

obo= ponnani @ orton, na so you like am reach

must be between 190, corky man , kay money, Day11 and the others

Ragdollz! onijogbon ni wo babe yi sha mehn

revomind:
I wonder why people keep referring to this Magic Number thing as freebie! You have to pay 250 bucks per month to enjoy the service! There are more than 15 million MTN users in Nigeria and if you project about 7 million as those that make these free calls, you will discover that MTN rakes in about 5billion every month from this service. Do not forget that the service is limited to only one number for each subscriber and ultimately, people will still make calls as usual save for that special number they get to call without billing.

@revomind, smart analysis you have up there but it still goes a long way in butressing  the fact they are racking in their billions! I intentionally used the word freebie. But then what would people who ordinarily would not make a 2mins call be doing on the fone for more than 30min if not awoof? Mark my word, the magic number thing won't last cos nigerians are bound to overuse and abuse it.

Nigerians and freebies! Mtn is racking in their millions and their magic number is tearing our relationship apart.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=611742.msg7799436#msg7799436 date=1298640725]Nairaland females lookntoo much like men, 4real. I never bovar [/quote]howelse should we look? like goats? Woman sink that into ya head sir!

Me rig? Wat for? I am an ardent believer in one man one vote

na my campaign dey pay off

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=610519.msg7791802#msg7791802 date=1298550508]And d race get's tighter, someone has to win this, "Iya, mo dor bale fu e, e ti so ni jo e".[/quote]meaning

r231:
so unfair cus i can't wake up one morning and decide to put on her bra

Anyone stopping you? why not try it

We share virtually everything ranging from  room, bed, cream, soap, sponge, towel, i wears his boxers although the ones that are a bit tight on him, his small polo shirts, perfume, his ATM not mine

No mind am jare how have you been

^^^ wettin you see wey you neva see before

^^^ na you be dat you just got yourself another babe in iyatrustee

[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=609076.msg7784754#msg7784754 date=1298458107]Iya, are you in any way trying to signal me into wooing you??

are you just realising that?

Em, well I kinda like you o , but you're too old for me. :-P

who says? the older the wine, the more valuable it is

I'm a sweet 16 virgin so don't spoil me o cos I go tell my mama for you.lmao. :
tell her she understands my plight and would thank you for helping an oldie stay rejuvenated with fresh blood [/quote]

^^^^ dont even remind me that you are still owing me N2,500 from our last online gbenching

who else than the one and only Iyatrustee of Nairaland, The sight of who makes every guy on Nairaland shake, every one here knows that i am beauty conbined with Brains! I hope with this few lines, you agree with me that IYATRUSTEE is the reigning MISS NAIRALAND

any specifications? cos i am as old as ya gramma, but my son got me a BB fone. Never mind i feel young at heart