Romance / Re: Yahoo Boi Don Collect Your Babe Before ! But I Paid Her In Full real life story by iykeklef(m): 11:00am On Jan 03, 2023 |
Breakfast go reach everybody ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: I Don't Ejaculate During Sex, I Need Help. by iykeklef(m): 6:20pm On Jan 02, 2023 |
this life nor balance ooh, me wey dey find means
to delay my ejaculation .. chaii |
Romance / Re: Men, Emotional Attachment With Women Is Very Unmanly! by iykeklef(m): 4:56pm On Jan 02, 2023 |
nowadays most girls are opportunist.. they are looking for "help" not LOVE 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: What Bad Habit Are You Stopping In 2023? by iykeklef(m): 11:18am On Dec 31, 2022 |
wasting my resources on my ungrateful girlfriend 1 Like |
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Romance / Re: Why Boys Don't Date Fat Girls by iykeklef(m): 9:33am On Dec 30, 2022 |
Boogyman557: Holly Gram Ha..
E no easy ooo!
E get one night way I JAZZ in ASHAWOO house, as I reach der.. Na only fat fat girls full the ASHAWOO house..
Chai. and my PREEK don already stand like STANDING fan..
NaSo I carry one Fatima enter inside room..
I give her 5h for short time..
As she de remove PANT, naso she blast one heavy mess from her YANNSH...
chai. everywhere come de smell like wer PESIN die..
My PREEK come flat like hausa plate..
As she lie down for bed. she tell me to put PREEK na..
I tell her say my PREEK don flat like hausa plate..
She talk say she give me 4sc to CHUK PREEK oo..
NaSo I reason my 5h make e no go waste..
NaSo I CHUK PREEK, begin NACK..
Her TOTTO begin make NOISE!
ikpaka ikpaka ikpaka ikpaka ikpaka!
As I carry her fat lap up, NaSo she fire another THUNDER mess..
My BLODA, I carry my boxer for hand run. I 4get my shirt dat day..
LITE UP my WEED in peace
WTF MAN!
mehnnnnn... you be legend oooh ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Boogyman557: Holly Gram Ha..
E no easy ooo!
E get one night way I JAZZ in ASHAWOO house, as I reach der.. Na only fat fat girls full the ASHAWOO house..
Chai. and my PREEK don already stand like STANDING fan..
NaSo I carry one Fatima enter inside room..
I give her 5h for short time..
As she de remove PANT, naso she blast one heavy mess from her YANNSH...
chai. everywhere come de smell like wer PESIN die..
My PREEK come flat like hausa plate..
As she lie down for bed. she tell me to put PREEK na..
I tell her say my PREEK don flat like hausa plate..
She talk say she give me 4sc to CHUK PREEK oo..
NaSo I reason my 5h make e no go waste..
NaSo I CHUK PREEK, begin NACK..
Her TOTTO begin make NOISE!
ikpaka ikpaka ikpaka ikpaka ikpaka!
As I carry her fat lap up, NaSo she fire another THUNDER mess..
My BLODA, I carry my boxer for hand run. I 4get my shirt dat day..
LITE UP my WEED in peace
WTF MAN!
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Romance / Re: How Many Languages Do You Speak? by iykeklef(m): 12:37pm On Feb 02, 2022 |
I only speak English and pigin (((I don't know if am the only one in this world))) Though i understand igbo, bini, and ukwani. But can't speak. The reason is that am a chronic stamarer and I speak very slow, Asin I do count my words. I get bullied everyday because of this my speech disorder and it hurts me alot, when I try to speak any native dialect I stamer alot.. I don't even travel to my own village that much because of this speaking issue.. look it's so serious oo, sometimes they shut me up even when I have something important to contribute during our general family meeting... So rejection from people made me an introvert.. I don't know if am the only person in this world with this kind of big problem.. Well I always give thanks to God because am not dumb. |
Romance / Re: My Life Lesson by iykeklef(m): 8:02am On Oct 10, 2021 |
posty56: instead of you to think wetin you go put for Belle this morning you just wake up start to right essay about someone I could hardly give a rat ass a for, enya wether you like lil nax or not no concern me , but the word of God still stands homosexuality is a sin, and man shouldn't wear woman's clothes no matter how you want twist am, have a nice day and go find work. .. I'm not talking about his personality. Na the better hits wey the guy get I dey talk about |
Romance / Re: My Life Lesson by iykeklef(m): 7:55am On Oct 10, 2021 |
Davash222: [b][/b] Oloshos are conversant with agbo for infection.. No big deal here. sir it was not infection. |
Romance / Re: My Life Lesson by iykeklef(m): 7:53am On Oct 10, 2021 |
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Romance / Re: My Life Lesson by iykeklef(m): 7:50am On Oct 10, 2021 |
PlayMaker14: “Road bend nor mean say you go bend waka put.”
Continue to hustle legitimately, your own day go break.
thanks bro, God bless |
Romance / My Life Lesson by iykeklef(m): 7:29am On Oct 10, 2021 |
Good morning my good people.. I'm a lover of America rap music, li Wayne, drake e.t.c. I have been judging this li Nas x guy for long without listening to any of his track. Last night I decided to check him out on YouTube. Mehnnn this guy's song is doooopppe. Real cool fanatic songs. Sharp sharp I dived into vidmate app to download his best!! Bros in the house this guy has really cool songs, especially "holiday" His personality has nothing to do with you, neither his songs too. I'm done judging people. I had real guys that are into yahoo yahoo, I stayed away from them for no reason, they didn't offend me oo, I just ghost them all. Guess what guys, I for don blow by now if nor be my mumu, cos those guys normally gives me work connection of 500k and so on( I'm a welder). They could have connected to a contract that worth 20millon, a ware house. One of them called me and said ignorance is man greatest enemy to success. My point is that, someone's personality should not be your head ache, as far the person is honest, kind and true to you. Most of my real guys that smoke weed are better than the ones that form holy holy.. those my street guys were the real gee, brothers!!. They assisted me financially and they got my back 24/7. I miss those guys mehnnnn. I really miss them alot. And I don't think they will ever accept me back, cos I bleeped up big time!! But life goes on, I've learned my lesson. This life is not the way we see it, I have a runs girl as friend, and I must confess she's good.. this girl saved my life, she bought me one herb that healed me when I was serious sick. After spending close to 20k going to hospital. Please don't judge anybody again, we all have different life challenges, and sometimes this challenges changes people. 1 Like |
Family / Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by iykeklef(m): 3:12pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
Mad ooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. You made my day 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Crime / Re: Cult Boys Beat Up And Strip Lady Naked For Using Their Slang In Tik Tok [VIDEO] by iykeklef(m): 1:19pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
Babaijeshaa: I get the full video please quote me with your WhatsApp number so you could share it to me.thanks |
Romance / Re: I Cum So Quick Please I Need Help... by iykeklef(m): 7:19am On Aug 04, 2021 |
silibaba: ITK every where ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
op, just go and buy samsu oil and rub it on your AGAMA LIZARD LIKE PRICK and start firing the pothole. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
thank me later please where can I get it. I also need it |
Romance / Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by iykeklef(m): 3:41am On Mar 28, 2021 |
stay madt people |
Romance / Re: Lady Poses On Debris Of Demolished House Ex-boyfriend Built For Her (VIDEO) by iykeklef(m): 10:10am On Feb 28, 2021 |
I wonder why she's still alive.. |
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Romance / Re: Guys, Stop Searching For The Perfect woman... See This (picture) by iykeklef(m): 7:16pm On Jan 04, 2021 |
Kayberg: ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) What's ass and boobs even? Pick the brain and you can fix the ass and boobs yourself. my brother there is nothing for you to fix there 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: Most Beautiful Ladies In The World by iykeklef(m): 7:02pm On Jan 02, 2021 |
Guy you must be a porn addict.. mehnn I will keep on following this page 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How Can I Reverse The Curses Placed On My Head From Multiple Relationship? by iykeklef(m): 12:36pm On Jan 02, 2021 |
Nazgul: I can help you...
Get a male White cóck, white powder, 1 cane, rope, broom, sand, charcoal, beads and earthen pot.
Instructions...
Mix the powder and charcoal and rub it on your face, pour the sand on your head put the cóck and cane in the earthen pot and place it on your head, tie the rope round your body then hold the broom on your left hand.
Note you must be stark nàked.
Now with all these in place dance vigorously and sing this song while you head straight for the biggest market around your location. It must be in the mid night, preferably between 12-2am.
Locate the cross road of the market...then at the junction of the cross road. Dance and sing this song.
" I de go na so I come" " I don come and I wan go" " As I come I wan go" " Make I go make I no come" " I don taya na why I come" " Make I no taya make I go"
Drop the earthen put there and flog the fowl to death with your cane, then use the broom to sweep the blood and feathers. You can keep money there as well then go home.
You'll be fine. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) guy u madd oh |
Romance / Re: Shame On Those That Crossed Over With Sex by iykeklef(m): 11:59am On Jan 02, 2021 |
Zzor: mariga, luminouz, lkillbrokehoes, dairykidd, ziini stilmaticOG, harunawest, crackhaus why are you guys still sleeping? is it because of the illicit and unlawful sex you guys had? instead of church you guys were fornicating into the new year, go seek for deliverance it doesn't change anything okay. Attention seekers |
Romance / Re: Which If This 3 Things Will You Forgive Your Partner If They Commit Any.? by iykeklef(m): 11:57am On Jan 02, 2021 |
Lightangel65: I would forgive all and act like nothing happened then kill her in the night and say she had a stroke.
For option 2 this would be after I get the promotion . Mehnnnn you've said it all.. I thought I'm the only person in this world with kind of your mind. People fear me alot because I don't talk or shout when I'm angry or when I'm offended |
Romance / Re: Selfie Challenge 2020 (photos) by iykeklef(m): 8:27am On Dec 31, 2020 |
Why only guys na?.. so the nairaland girls are scared of showing us their ugly faces ![](/faces/huh.png) 2 Likes |
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Romance / Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by iykeklef(m): 8:13am On Dec 31, 2020 |
How many inches is it?.. I mayb able to help you |
Romance / Re: Selfie Challenge 2020 (photos) by iykeklef(m): 9:40pm On Dec 30, 2020 |
ugly me 7 Likes 1 Share
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Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Addictions You Want To Stop In This 2020? by iykeklef(m): 8:51am On Dec 30, 2020 |
ipobarethieves: Gambling isn't the pathway to wealth/rich.Gambling in whatever form ruin life .A gambler cannot be successful in life.No matter much u WIN,,U'll loss it same way it come.Hard work doesn't KILL. The last puff of Marijuana,SK/whatever name u call it may be Ur last.Save Ur lung.Quit mixture of sekpe,ogidiga,sapele water,dnt kill Ur liver .If U are a THIEF/scammer ,may U not be the first person to enter Kirikiri/other prison next year. amen. God bless |
Romance / Re: For Welders Only by iykeklef(m): 2:47pm On Dec 26, 2020 |
Soarr: For plates of say 0.5 to 0.8mm,dont go above 30amps
The machine is actually very easy to use, easier than that apoti fedeco you are used to.. Start your welding with 25-30amps, strike on a wasted material until you get the required result then weld as normal.. If you want to weld let's say h beam or 20mm rods, increase your amp.. Just increase your amps to suit your weld..
NO GO DEY WELD CARBON O cos it's easy to weld carbon on that machine
Southniyikaye on the beat.. lol.. very true o. Please how much is this one? |
Romance / Re: For Welders Only by iykeklef(m): 2:46pm On Dec 26, 2020 |
frozen70:
Why not go to other welders and tell them you want to buy this type and he should just put you through on how to operate it
Just introduce yourself to him as a colleague
But am still wondering how you will practice what you don't have the experience before now I can do it by the grace of God. Thanks |