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sinaj:
Bad sexy girl ain't no girl nd da good gurls ain't no fun



Be your self ladies coz niggas r insatiable

Don't be yourself cos yourself sucks! Be the kinda girl that will attract the kinda man you want. Simple!

Danfuster:
as long as you're walking away to me, my arms open to comfort you.. . My shoulder for you to cry on... A beautiful girl like you deserves to be treated like the Queen you are

Story! Keep dreaming! Girls like that don't have time for plebs like you, no offense, just being realistic but Good luck in your pursuit tho

knightsTempler:
Bra duh!

Can't you see the handwriting starring you in the face?

Do you need to be told that she is a gold digger?!

Remove the the "clever" from your username and replace it with " Santa-clause".

You have a way with words, and I likes

politricks:
Of course he has to dress like a cultist because he is in charge of the basketball cult, the volleyball cult, and every other cults.

I like this guy

iviix:
Bolarinwa Gbenga Oluwasegun was last seen one month ago, last week in October 2015 in the Ilupeju vicinity.

Segun speaks English and yoruba fluently. Average height (5.5ft), no tribal marks, stocky build.

please call 08076265552 or 08106075344 if you have any information on his whereabouts.

cc lalasticlala seun ishilove and other mods please help move to fp.

Look, dude I can help you find him but you gatto trust me, add me on whatsapp, lets talk And I'm Damn serious tho

I normally don't reply to topics but you're the exception, this is quite impressive and I dont impress easy. Thanks for the laugh

Bleep you to d dumb ass mod who moved this to front page. You're incredibly stupid! Please ban me!

Stop being a pussy
Love more.
Forget soy milk it will make u fat
Don't do science, do arts
Money will come
Don't stop smoking, drinking and fucking
And finally, honor your dada and ur mama so that you'll be d only one in der will

Swimming in money

Right now, to u

I wish for an inevitable and unavoidable opportunity to make billions of naira,Amen!

ben1daEbiri:
but do you also know that submersibles have been used to tour titanic's sink site which are thousands of feet below sea level,atmospheric pressure can not in any way be compared to the pressure below sea level but i believed with time,that wouldn't be a factor,the bigger challange would be illumination:light cannot travel deep in the sea....timing is everything,i'm not sure if einstein,galileo etc think space travel was possible but today,we can go to the moon (and very soon,people would seek to travel for holidays) with ease,in the nearest future,mining in the sea will become an achieved milestone!

I Pray so bro. Hopefully I'll be alive to mine dem golds myself

[quote author=ferdspiration post=39630949]hahaha,i thought fp is front page abi is it fake poster??

The gold sitting at the bottom of d oceans can't be mined cos we can't reach it,even in a submarine cos the water pressure will crush u to bits,and will def crush a submarine, doubt it? Browse it!

Lol!

silverdam:
These people are just jobless, its only a fool that has time to waste like this on social media. When their mates are making money on social media these ones are busy insulting each other for no reason. Haaa! God, how I wish I can slap all of them face one by one.

and what d Bleep are u doing here,fool?

Dude,girls rock to measure d size of ur dick when erect,i think Anyways,ur crankshaft probably smaall

Dude,thanks for making me laff!

Put up a pic if u want some replies mehn!

Crocz:
Truth be told...she aint that ugly, infact she aint even ugly at all.

Truth be told, you're still looking at d boobs,not d face

carzola:
no nah, am not a dwarf buh this babe has no right to make suck comments.....

Hey douchébag! I suspect you a fucckkin dwarf,or maybe gay,cos I honestly dunno why you'd lash out at missnora like dat,d nigga short and he ugly,and I can say whatever I wanna say about him. You can suck my balls if u pissed. Short bastards You here riding d nigga's dick hard and he ain't even know u exist,dumb lil bitcch

FrankDude:
Ok, I guess I shld get another gal den , since I am not in control of her feelings. Life goes on. A lesson learnt from this.

Ok,just try not to rush tins,and try not to go too slow,cos if u rush,u re a joker and they'll assume u ain't serious,if u go too slow u end up in friendzone. Good luck hunting.

chymystique:
I think she is very fond of you and cares about you very much... The only probs is you are gonna be "that bestie" to ve occassional flings with mayb but not real relationship unto she doesnt feel that butterfly affection for you and I wont blame her if she is jealous, its normal ... Be Just her friend for now till she makes up her mind on what she wants unless you wanna be the rebound guy and pls dont forget to search for another gf

This lady isn't far from d truth,she tried but didn't say exactly what's happening and am gonna tell ya,u in d fucckin friendzone brah,sorry I swear a lot. Anyways,u in d friggin friendzone,her intentions is to use u to maintain life,like u re dat guy that she cares about a lot but can't see herself nailing. Take me for example,if I take too long on a girl,i'll not see her as a Sex material,i'm not taking long cos I ain't gat d balls,am taking long cos der are other girls to nail,other girls to know so I just don't have much time for her,and once it clocks three weeks and,i'll loose d urge to Bleep her,i'll start seeing her as a sister and treat her just like dat girl is treating u. So yeah,no hidden intentions,just normal friendzone,she's askin if u gat a gf cos she cares about u and love d time u guys spend together and probably doesn't want it to end,and it's normal for her to get jealous,women are possessive in nature,they like to be able to say 'He's mine' even though u guys don't,u know,play around wid d lights off. Chow!

Bro,its Armada

I'll rather push a bugatti,than a rubbish rusty old car.



Nigerians,always making lil tins a big deal since 1901

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa! Tis white folks are fucckin funny!! They gonna be like 'Wow! A monkey dat look like us!' or,or 'Hey monkey,want some banana?'

EroticAngelina:
yes its weird. why do u do dat?

Cos u look so goddamn awesome! or are u a scammer too?

Juju things on point!