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EducationRe: Unilag Purchases New Beds, Fumigates Hostels (photos) by IykeWest: 10:06pm On Jan 11, 2016
grin No Snitching!
RomanceRe: A Guy Flirts With Adidas Online Assistant (Hilarious Snapshot) by IykeWest: 5:37pm On Jan 11, 2016
Obudupikin:
I like that guy.

If only glo will allow me interact with their customer care agents via a similar platform.

Those customer care girls voice dey sweet die.
I swear, them voice sweet die, if I call and a guy pick, I'll cut and call back till a girl picks grin
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Really Compulsory To Go To Church On Sundays?? by IykeWest: 10:42am On Jan 10, 2016
Grendel:
grin bad guy. i don't go to church for going
sake bro.
i go to church when i feel like and when
my spirit is willing .


back to back things .... grin
grin

Christianity EtcRe: Is It Really Compulsory To Go To Church On Sundays?? by IykeWest: 10:29am On Jan 10, 2016
Grendel:
my brother, i know grendel to be a mighty
ancient demons.
i just don't know why i chosed that name
as my moniker
Get back to church u need deliverance asap grin grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Really Compulsory To Go To Church On Sundays?? by IykeWest: 10:25am On Jan 10, 2016
Grendel:
grin
Browse Grendel and see grin
Christianity EtcRe: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by IykeWest: 9:42am On Jan 10, 2016
mrphysics:
state the law of physics broken by Christ.
He ascended into heaven with no jet pack grin
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Really Compulsory To Go To Church On Sundays?? by IykeWest: 9:40am On Jan 10, 2016
Grendel:
No! Don't go to church if your spirit is not willing, pray in your heart to what you
believe.
Why did u choose that name? Grendel?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by IykeWest: 3:39am On Jan 09, 2016
I been up since browsing about Nigerian stock exchange and how it works, how to make money. Didn't know there's a topic about it here on nairaland. I dey hail una o!
RomanceRe: When She Likes Bringing Friends Along To Dates by IykeWest: 11:59am On Jan 08, 2016
buzquet:
if u don't have S×X with Brenda, and u call ur self sharp guy, u dey deceive your self
Confam! OP, u don hear am?
CelebritiesRe: Davido Hospitalized, About To Be Discharged by IykeWest: 12:54am On Jan 06, 2016
angry So? Might be just a regular check up, I don't see how it pertains to baby mama drama
CelebritiesRe: Uche Ogbodo Rants About Haters by IykeWest: 12:08pm On Jan 04, 2016
kilokeys:
She still gives a fvk about what pple think..

Thats why she posted the rants on social media.


When I don't give a fvk about pple.. Nobody knows but Me and my toilet bowl. I cuss a lot there..


What a fvking dramaqueen
I dub thee my brother from another mother, cos you always speak my mind.
RomanceRe: 6 Things Women Notice The First Time They Meet A Man. by IykeWest: 12:39pm On Dec 31, 2015
HateU2:
I don't care about Wrist-watch biko.
OP na learner, him no even talk phone sef, wetin be watch! Mtcheeew! angry
CelebritiesRe: RMD Says He Is Getting Rid Of His Beards, Shares Last Photo by IykeWest: 12:35pm On Dec 31, 2015
grayht:
How many people him beards help..? huh
This guy! grin
EducationRe: 10 Kinds Of Students You Would See In School During Holiday by IykeWest: 2:35pm On Dec 30, 2015
acenazt:
Hhahahahahhaha over here in ABU I see most of these folks.
The computer guys are always at Iya Abubakar flexing fast free wireless Internet. When the school is on break the traffic is low so the speed is murderously fast.

Most of their friends are the movies guys,they will tell their computer friends to download the latest episodes of Empire or flash

The pot washers are my main guys they cook and I eat.

Then there is the spoon guys e.g me. I am always with my spoon,the moment I smell food burning I know my pot guys are done cooking and I happily go to their rooms.
I like this guy! grin
RomanceRe: Pls Advice Me,we Are Both Introverts by IykeWest: 9:00am On Dec 27, 2015
Cutehector:
Mchew... This is the reason why i insists ladies are very confused
grin
CelebritiesRe: How Yemi Alade 'Shunned' Fan When Asked To Take Pictures by IykeWest: 3:45pm On Dec 24, 2015
CaroLyner:
if she pushes me i'll push her back.aint kissing nobody ass
If I slap the bïtch eh! Her senses will come back, she dey craze! angry Lol grin
RomanceRe: Benefits Of Experiencing A Failed Relationship by IykeWest: 8:08am On Dec 24, 2015
fuckshit:
fυςk!!! fυςking lovely write up; on fυςking point; in fυςking agreement with this comment; it's not a fυςking funny experience;
bloody fυςking ŝhit!!!; especially if one was “crazily fυςking in love"
BUT... if one fυςking survives; the fυςking experience fυςking makes one fυςking wiser and fυςking stronger; grin grin
Fuçk you! grin
SportsRe: Fan Quits Chelsea, Burns Jersey After Mourinho Sacked...Returns To Arsenal (pic) by IykeWest: 9:43am On Dec 20, 2015
SirJeffry:
Let him chatap there. Nwanne ya, o na agba ball? Papa ya, o na agba ball? Up Chelseagrin
Typical igbo guy! grin U, u dey play ball?
FamilyRe: Do You Think You Are Ready For Marriage? See This by IykeWest: 9:41am On Dec 20, 2015
Oliviaarims:
It's true in some deep sense. The msg the father was trying to pass across is that in marriage, there are times u'd have to compromise, apologise and make amends for certain things u do not understand... For things u feel u're blameless for... Just for peace to reign and for the marriage to be sustained.
I smell sense in you!
CareerRe: I Want To Sack My Employee I Was Crushing On. by IykeWest: 8:11am On Dec 19, 2015
mudility:
Hey pals, if you have read my previous post https://www.nairaland.com/2738913/love-employee you will remember i was crushing on one of my female worker.

After i hastily made my intentions known to her, I was given those kind of funny attitude ladies display when not interested.

On a one on one discussion, she said she will not date me for two reasons. 1. because i am her boss and 2. because she has a boyfriend.

Okay, i totally respect her decision but i realized her attitude changed. She sometimes arrives late to work, flirt with my costumers to make me jealous. The final straw that broke the camel back is when i was scolding my other worker for her mistakes and complains am getting from my customers about her.

What i heard was this my employee i had crush on saying to me with boldness that i dont have to talk to her that way. I was shocked to my bone marrow that i ordered her to keep quit and leave my presence.

After i got home, i could not stop thinking about her rude bahaviour. I almost payed her off today but the sympathetic me decide to keep her till month end.

Pls friends , what do u think about my intended plan?
Here's what you are going to do, type and print the sack letter, give it to your secretary if you have any, then tell the security personnel on duty to follow the secretary and hand the letter to the bittcch and tell her to read it on the spot, tell the security personnel to escort her out once she's done with the later, don't give her a min and don't be around, escort her out cos those kinda bittchs won't leave peacefully. If u don't have a security personnel, get a policeman, they like this kind of easy job grin
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloye Blasts Ruggedman by IykeWest: 12:21pm On Dec 15, 2015
hummerwise:
juat checked ur profile pix now..... now i know why i shud ignore you... i type in a language eediot like yu wud understand,,, so that people like me can dish out real sense into non brainy head like yu....
if yu wanna continue wif this convo,, see me in person.... will tell yu who i really am...

continue quoting becos.....
Dude, you're dumb. You wanna know why? Cos you're confused you criticize white culture yet embrace it. I'm guessing English is a part of your cultural heritage abi? You go to school to learn white people education, fool. Your culture supports formal education abi? You wake up every day to drink tea, its your culture abi? You were being cultural when you chose the name hummerwise abi? Your native name don die na abi? fool grin Smh for you and your unborn kids cos stupidity and you are intertwined like shit and piiss coming out of a fowls assss! Come and meet me in real life, I'll kill you and bury you in my backyard biiitch!
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloye Blasts Ruggedman by IykeWest: 11:59am On Dec 15, 2015
hummerwise:
yh we silly and we r contented wif this mentality...
if ur an african and pretend to adopt such useless culture,, its all on yu mehn!
who send yu.. but stay clear of ma mention...

ur addiction to slavery knows no bounds
Lol. Whose language are u typing with? Your masters, bitch. Browse colonization and find out what it means, you seem to have lost it. Hypocritical bigot. Now stfu and stay outta my mentions, slave! tongue grin
CelebritiesRe: Shella-B Timaya's Rape Is Accuser To Wed ( See Photos Of Her Fiance) by IykeWest: 11:28am On Dec 15, 2015
Theolar247:
That's wonderful, nothing about the rape case again? lipsrsealed



Modified:

Really? Am tempted to say first to comment tongue
Please who get the complete season of #DasukiGate, that movie is suspense filled sad
Mehn, me is always checking nairaland for updates on LindaGate story! I can't wait to see how it all ends.
RomanceRe: You Are To Blame: Ladies! by IykeWest: 11:25am On Dec 15, 2015
MrsPhyno:
First of all, is it ur life grin

Secondly, how could u as a Man, possibly know more about the stages in a woman's life than a female would. No need to teach us; thanks tho grin

Thirdly, are u saying girls should marry young? And if so, what's ur definition of young. Cause under age 23/24, most gehs are still in school..... It would be difficult and kinda irresponsible to marry while in school. Just know that education is the biggest thing that keeps females from marrying "young" or whatever....

So during our teenage years... Most of us are still in school, okay. That's your answer tongue If we kept a serious boyfriend now, una would still complain. Lubbish. grin
My thoughts exactly! OP, advising ladies to get married under 23, he probably one of those aboki that marry 16 year old girls angry
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloye Blasts Ruggedman by IykeWest: 11:16am On Dec 15, 2015
hummerwise:
imagine wetin person mama dey talk someone thats suppose to be seen as a mother...
'STFU'
languages like this are not suppose to be heard from someone who shud be seen as a mother...


what a shame!!
So what? Cos she's a mother she can't express herself? Mtcheeew. Stupid Nigerians and their mentality.
PhonesRe: Meaning Of Commonly Used Smartphone Specs Terms by IykeWest: 1:07pm On Dec 14, 2015
Very interesting! I nominate this for Front page!
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If You Walk Into This Type Of Situation? (photos) by IykeWest:
Danfuster:
OYA... Take trophy for your outlandish motivational speech. #dont drop the soap... NO homo
Dude, why don't you call flavor gay, or timaya gay? What's the difference between them and I? Absolutely nothing, I gat good hair I flaunt it, it doesn't mean I'm gay, its just your Nigerian mentality at play grin I guess Justin Bieber, lil Wayne, the most not gay nigger in the whole world (Riley) is gay too grin, the greatest pop icon ever Michael Jackson was gay too grin and other people who wear their hair long is gay too a grin #Haters gonna hate tongue

I'm just seeing your posts about some rods, which to be honest I don't know what you're talking about, but I wanna make one thing clear, if I was gay I'll let you know and you can bash me all you want. Lastly, you and sinaj might actually work out cos you two have the most confused Nigerian mentality I've ever seen, and tbh this is the first time I'm actually getting bashed for the hair, real people, you know the kinda people I deal with, who aren't stereotypical nor moronic, actually dig the hair. I've heard a lady on one occasion tell me to cut off my hair and give to her grin So, whether you accept, like or agree with it or not, the hair is fucking awesome, I didn't apply anything , that's my natural hair. So yeah, they hate us cos they ain't us, bruh tongue
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If You Walk Into This Type Of Situation? (photos) by IykeWest: 12:48am On Dec 08, 2015
sinaj:
girls like wah?


M just normal like evri oda bae


Just like Danfuster is like evri oda guy expressin his feeling which might just be a joke


I dnt expect a sheemale like u to undastnd dat undecided
She-male?! shocked Girl, just cos I gat nice hair don't mean am a she male, don't think like that, its not normal like evri oda bae tongue
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If You Walk Into This Type Of Situation? (photos) by IykeWest: 12:46am On Dec 08, 2015
Danfuster:
Thanks for the lucky wish...it does pay off tongue. Never judge a book by its cover
Dude, you ain't got no cover so I ain't judging your azss, I just know that online shhit is online shhit and bittchs know that too. If u want to get a chick, focus in real life, Bleep online shhit, dudes with low self-esteem can talk well online , but when it comes to real life shhit, they won't even be able to walk up to chicks tongue

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