₦airaland Forum

oluwaseyi0:
Life must continue, jail is to correct and reorient them but on another thought

If you fine you fine

This girl just let that crime permanently ruin her life

But are all those ladies up there prisoners? Damn! Freedom is bae

U took d words from my mouth, that girl na star, forget say greed and impatience no let am calm down and wait for what the world has to offer her.

That angle u dey was perfect. If to say u wan ambush dem, it would have been easy, jus open fire.

viyon02:
Alien space rocket just crossing our planet and they want to spy on us. Trust US they have answer to it. But my question is why all these strange space ships or rocks always have affinity for US only why not any other continent?

U know say aliens exist ba?
Something that is not human exists on tis realm.
Many unexplained UFO sightings.

DubaiLandLord1:
It will depend on location, some location fit be more than #400 sef

I was discussing tis with my dad some days ago. You are not being realistic, me I'm looking at 750 to 1100 for a liter o.

Righteousness2:
The LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet.

For he commandeth, and raiseth the stormy wind, which lifteth up the waves thereof.

And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;

Men's hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Our World hanges on the Precipice of Eternity.
The Signs of the times are to clear and loud to be denied.
These are no longer the Last days but the Final Minutes.
REPENT! Get right with GOD by Surrendering to JESUS Christ. That is the Only way to be Saved.

Seconded

Avast:
Hello Bosses,

I decided to post this here because this thread inspired me to start my web development some weeks ago.

This is a link to my first practice: https://codepen.io/ThetaDomains/pen/xxrKQEW

Karleb
4dor
other bosses I can't remember their names
Help me to check and criticize it please

MirthOsas
Eldemmi


I don't know why is not showing the icons I use.

Hello. We are in the same journey, i recently just started also but it's like you've gone farther than me. Please send me a pm, let's learn together.

hefelove:
Someone said Ronaldo drinks like 100liters of water a day. Is this possible?

This is 25litres, to get 100liters, you have to bring tis up to 4 times. Judge for yourself.

Fxwarrior:
Are you for real?

I barely take up to 7 glasses of water daily. I

I'm for real, sometimes i have fears that I might be drinking too much water nd i literally have to give myself like 2hrs before I take water again.

yesloaded:
Excess water do cause kidney failure too

I'm not going to believe that.

I drink nearly 7litres of water per day so kidney disease, kidney stone no go ever see my brake light

Who can show me where to download udemy courses on Google drive please.

If na me.

I don blow be dat. With this video alone chai! I don blow.

Nope! Plenty fishes in the sea sometimes i no dey get chance fish again and once i get a fish, then on to the next fish. No regrets. Forward ever!

Hello boss. How much for s4 screen and panel?

Give me just 400k from the money and i will double your money in 3months or less. No be mouth. U don't need to ask me how i will do it because i know my way, what u need to do if to find ur way and come to my area lets sit and talk, if u want me to sign an agreement dat u gave me 400k and i promised to pay back in 3 months, i will sign, if u want me to make a video acknowledging dat u gave me 400k, i will make a video, if u wanna take me to ur village shrine to swear, i will do that too because i am that sure of myself. Now, are you willing to give me ur 400k and expect 800k in 3months?

Sounds like me. Bro, u gatto chill. I used to do this kinda stuff and i understand the reason why he does it. My advice to u is dat u dont follow with anger, or confrontation. Follow with sense. But answer this question first abeg, wen he buys on credit from u, does he pay back when he has money? Cos if he doesnt pay back then next time he comes, give him reasons why u cant continue to give him things on credit. But if he pays back, then continue giving him things on credit but always tell him dat u arent happy abt him buying from his brother all the time and only comes to u wen he wants to buy credit. Tell him dat wen he no get money, he want something, u dey always give am but make him dey patronize u now, to show dat he appreciates u. Let him be buying things from u too, to show dat d help(credit) that u render to him, dat he appreciates it.

biuti:
My point is, stop generalizing when you've not met or transact business with everybody. Thank you

Show me where i generalized

biuti:
I understand that many are not trust worthy but I'm sure there are more than you think.
Please, stop spoiling our name by saying "we Nigerian..." You need to get familiar with nairaland business section to know there are still so many trust worthy Nigerians.
No be every Nigerian dey chop person wey drop money, I'll never do that even if I'm starving.

You are taking this personal o. Like i am spoiling business for u. But i am only saying my mind. U say that you are trustworthy, good and fine, thats not for me or for u to decide, its for your customers to decide. If you are trustworthy, your business will flourish, just like a tiny seed grows into a big tree, your business will grow from nothing to something big but if you arent trustworthy, then you know......

biuti:
what? So it means you'll scam anyone that pays you before you deliver what one pays for?
That Jumia took advantange of payment before delivery doesn't make it wrong, poeple do that a lot everyday all over the world. Even on our dear nairaland here, there are many dealers poeple pay to directly before getting their goods or service without getting scamed.
May God help Nigeria.

My dear, There are good people who wont scam u, but they are few. I know someone who makes millions because people trust him, so they pay him before delivery and he delivers as promised and people say good things about him, that he is trustworthy and the good things people say about him brings more customers to his business and he keeps getting richer. Nigerians dont give a Bleep about being trustworthy, just drop money and we go chop u. And later they will be thinking why dont customers come to my shop again? While d ones dat came to ur shop, u cheated dem and u expect dem to come back? Never! Thats what most people dont consider. But all is well. OP messed up, no need disturbing himself over it, best thing for him to do now is to learn and move on. Thats all i gat to say.

First of all, my brother u have been scammed. Relax, and accept your fate, you cant change it. Secondly, its ur kind dat fill the pockets of yahoo boys all over Nigeria. Please my brother, what is Jumia pay? And as a human being dat u are, someone comes to do biz with u and d person u are doing business with pays u before getting d product, wont u scam such a person? You already handed money to dem via Jumia pay and u expect dem to regard u? I love to order stuffs online, it fill my heart with joy but i always take my brain with me. I do pay on delievery, i unwrap d product, i see it, i touch it, if possible, they follow me and reach my house so i can test it before i hand over d cash. Jumia pay is used to decieve gullible idiots(no offense) they say wen u use jumia pay, they take 2000naira off ur order, u will be jumping up and down thinking dat u have won but u didnt win, they did. Use your head my brother and dont let them chop u again, they fooled u once, shame on dem, but if u allow dem to fool u twice? My brother, shame will be for u. Endure, i know how it feels like to be scammed. But the feeling will pass and for ur sake dont let d lesson u learnt from this pass too. Good luck. We have all been scammed once or twice, so dont feel bad ok? Thank you for reading and please endure, you are a man, be a man now.

Oga nigmarelli, good evening. I just bought an unhacked ps3 320gb and i got GTA V plate, i am tired of playing only dat one game and i wanna hack so i can get more games cheaper, my question now is, how much should i put in my pocket wen going to hack it? D game is running ofw 3.40. Thank you. Waiting for your reply.

FreddyKruger:
Dude should have stayed with his loose gf and made sure he got other stds like syphilis, staphylococcus, crabs, genital herpes, hepatitis etc so he can confidently go out, cheat around and spread the whole package. Dumbo

Boy, i was scrolling through d thread with a straight face until i saw ur comment mehn, couldnt help but to laugh my ass off. U funny mehn

TOO DISGUSTING!

kimbraa:
No respect. Lost generation.

Please who are u?

emrain:
Which one?

The she-goat not the man-goat

enemyofprogress:
why should they?don't you know that it was the goat that seduced the guy. In fact they should free the guy and jail the useless goat

Seduced ke? Human being that animal can seduce, is dat one human being?

hibiscus76:
I'm an mbaise lady and this has chased a lot of intending suitors..lol


But really it's negotiable

negotiable? How?

Make dem free d innocent goat na.

Babalawos:
This is one of the reason you should fortify yourself spiritually.

Most great men in Nigeria don't eat the food cooked by a woman including that of their wife.

Male chef prepares their food.

That is their fortification taboo (etutu) which must not be broken if they choose to live long on earth

Baba, abeg, how can i make girls be walking up to me whenever they see me, they will love to talk to me and know me?

Whoever came first, stays first.

ecoeco:
..

Adverse effects of wearing jazz on empty stomach



#Eco99#

Laugh wan kill me cos of tis ur comment

I'm going to print this and share to my married friends. Most of them don't know what marriage is anymore. They think they're still dating. Marriage is for better and for worse. But dating is once there's trouble, everyone jumps window.