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Simple,put it in d effin freezer. Most practical and effective way of chilling ur phone.

vjsmiles:
if i understood anything above me let thunda werey my ynashh

Thunder will wire u assssz for sure!

Hahahahahahahahahahaa! You try! Up top modaeffer! The ac dey work!? Lwkmd ohh!!

koolkesh:
Buy me

baby,i'll if u u give me 4.3mil to give ur seller

Just consider my offer. I can up it to 300k if u want. Am dead serious.

If it's still available,would u swap it for an audi 80 good condition and I balance u 250k?

Pathetic!

Cos its.....'My' phone

Airforce1:
ok noted


Working on my musical album
Join you guys soon

Dude,stfu and work on ur fuckin album quietly. I'm sure neither of them was yabbing abt der album on nairaland before they bcame famous! Sheesh. Tot it was deja vu,did know u were yabbin on every post abt musicians and fame,damn! Chill and work!

DrJoe1:
you are driving slowly and i want to overtake you, all of a sudden you zoomed as if you just wake up from sleep ....
so annoying ..

Guilty

TheRealCoolHunK:
11. Take driving classes.

True that! I totally forgot that,nice tip tho.

A learner's guide to being a fearless and experienced driver.

1) Use the learner sign: Learners don't know this but we,the experienced drivers are afraid of y'all. While overtaking a learner,we make sure there's enough space between we and y'all. So with that information,just know be confident that no motorist will drive anyhow around you,as long as you have learner sign attached to your car.

2) Believe in your car: I don't really mean believe in your car,i mean believe that,even if u hit someone's car,you won't die cos d car will protect you. You completely safe as long as you....Read No. 3

3)Take it slow: Remember this one,most important,always take it slow even if the person behind you is honkin his horn cos u driving slow,don't mind them. Just take it slow,till you get acquainted and improve speed slowly.

4) Practise: Trust me,this one is very very important,so important that I gatta drop this quote,'Practice makes perfect'. Drive anytime you get d chance. Nobody taught me how to drive,i learnt by taking my dad's ride and literally having a crash fest,i crashed d car for more than three times and everytime I did,i learnt a lesson and improved. Experience is so good when it comes to driving,cos it improves your luck and survivability.

5)Nobody is perfect: I been driving for more than 5years now,and I still make little mistakes,and I do learn from them though.

6)Play music: This one is if u wanna gather 'morale',you know,improve your ginger/liver. Just put your favourite song into d car stereo and play it at a comfortable volume,let the song sink in then once you've gathered enof liver,start driving. You won't be scared anymore.

7)Be Determined: Just cos you bumped into someone's car doesn't mean you should stop learning. Don't be deterred,be determined. Even though I crashed my dad's car and they started hiding the car keys didn't stop me from driving,i took d key to a key maker and made dozens of it and now,my dad trust me so much that he hands me d keys to his car,so I can run an errand.

8 ) Get high: This I don't advice,but it will take the fear of you instantly,just don't drink too much,just a little so u feel like super man,but not too much that you gonna think you God,and you gonna eff up,wake up in the hospital to see you ain't gat legs no more

9) Pray: You read right,pray! Ask God for guidance and protection.

10) Believe in luck: Yeah,luck plays a huge part in driving. Like I said,nobody is perfect but it'd suck if you ain't perfect and you ain't lucky,now to get luck on your side,read No. 9.

If you gat more tips add.


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Lols

Thanks mehn,really appreciate it.

My Top 4 Mobile Networks In Nigeria

4) AIRTEL: (aka the cheapstakes) Most android users go for airtel because of how cheap their data subscriptions is. But,their cheap data makes up for their poor and very slow network quality. Cos it is by far the slowest network in Nigeria. If you gat one of those China phones that only have EDGE network this network provider ain't for you cos their EDGE is 1kb/sec slow. It's so slow,that opening a 70kb webpage will take more than a minute,Imagine that! But,for other devices with H+ network,then this network provider is manageable during the day but not at night.

3) MTN: (aka Empty Hen, aka Granddad)
Yeah,the granddad of Nigerian networks,the first ever network to come and stay! Because it started earlier than most network,their network is widely available in most parts of Nigeria,i.e even in the most remotest part of Nigeria MTN network is available. It's good for businessmen that travel around Nigeria. Their data is good but not amazing,and they are just like the devil give you with one hand and take it back wid another. Most customers aren't really happy about the caller tunez services because the customers claim that MTN auto subscribes tis services for all MTN users,not cool!
Before I proceed with My top 4 networks,i wanna say,i had a ball with the top 2. I was confused. But,grading them was pretty easy cos I used both Glo and Etisalat sim cards. So without further ado I give you my top 2 mobile networks in Nigeria.

2) ETISALAT: (aka Etimama, aka Etimumu)
This network is my personal favourite. I started using this network 5 years ago. When I was in SS2. I downloaded my first java game with this network and also embarrassingly saying I downloaded my first porn with this network. It's fast when it comes to browsing and downloading. The customer care service is Class A,no wait for 6mins to talk to a customer care rep,nah,its call and they pick instantly but there's also a downside to every upside. The downside includes the auto renewal of data subscription,most customers find this most inconvenient, saying 'dont rollover data for us,let us re-subscribe,if we want'. Also,when subscribing for certain services,you get the 'Sorry,the operation failed' error message, very annoying. But when it comes to downloading,its the best,speed is incredible. I once downloaded a 35mb android game under 20secs! Unbelievable but very true and real. Imagine that!

1) GLO: Honestly typing,Etisalat should be the number one on my biased Top 4 Mobile Networks in Nigeria,but Glo is better and am about to tell you why. First of all,when it comes to the best network for BlackBerry subscription,we talk about Glo. Their subscription is available for all BlackBerry Devices! I once used a BlackBerry 8830,didnt know if it was a curve or bold but,i knew for sure it was by far the oldest BlackBerry device I've ever used,Glo subscription works perfectly on it,but Etimama claimed that they don't have the BlackBerry subscription for that device. Glo is fast,its convenient,and widely available in most part of Nigeria. Awesome when it comes to calls,they real cheap. Also,I'm currently using a BlackBerry Q10 device,and Glo is the only network that allows the 3GB monthly subscription for 1000naira. With my BlackBerry Q10 device,i can download android apps on my Samsung Galaxy S4 device,with Mobile Hotspot,Glo doesn't restrict it unlike other networks. So yeah,those are why I think Glo is the best...

I'm open to corrections,and suggestions,i no be God,I don't know everything. But the list above was compiled through experiences of family members,myself and my close friends. But,its a new year,so I expect changes,maybe by this time next year, a new network might emerge and become the number one,who knows? But for 2014,GLO is the best.

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My Top 4 Mobile Networks In Nigeria

4) AIRTEL: (aka the cheapstakes) Most android users go for airtel because of how cheap their data subscriptions is. But,their cheap data makes up for their poor and very slow network quality. Cos it is by far the slowest network in Nigeria. If you gat one of those China phones that only have EDGE network this network provider ain't for you cos their EDGE is 1kb/sec slow. It's so slow,that opening a 70kb webpage will take more than a minute,Imagine that! But,for other devices with H+ network,then this network provider is manageable during the day but not at night.

3) MTN: (aka Empty Hen, aka Granddad)
Yeah,the granddad of Nigerian networks,the first ever network to come and stay! Because it started earlier than most network,their network is widely available in most parts of Nigeria,i.e even in the most remotest part of Nigeria MTN network is available. It's good for businessmen that travel around Nigeria. Their data is good but not amazing,and they are just like the devil give you with one hand and take it back wid another. Most customers aren't really happy about the caller tunez services because the customers claim that MTN auto subscribes tis services for all MTN users,not cool!
Before I proceed with My top 4 networks,i wanna say,i had a ball with the top 2. I was confused. But,grading them was pretty easy cos I used both Glo and Etisalat sim cards. So without further ado I give you my top 2 mobile networks in Nigeria.

2) ETISALAT: (aka Etimama, aka Etimumu)
This network is my personal favourite. I started using this network 5 years ago. When I was in SS2. I downloaded my first java game with this network and also embarrassingly saying I downloaded my first porn with this network. It's fast when it comes to browsing and downloading. The customer care service is Class A,no wait for 6mins to talk to a customer care rep,nah,its call and they pick instantly but there's also a downside to every upside. The downside includes the auto renewal of data subscription,most customers find this most inconvenient, saying 'dont rollover data for us,let us re-subscribe,if we want'. Also,when subscribing for certain services,you get the 'Sorry,the operation failed' error message, very annoying. But when it comes to downloading,its the best,speed is incredible. I once downloaded a 35mb android game under 20secs! Unbelievable but very true and real. Imagine that!

1) GLO: Honestly typing,Etisalat should be the number one on my biased Top 4 Mobile Networks in Nigeria,but Glo is better and am about to tell you why. First of all,when it comes to the best network for BlackBerry subscription,we talk about Glo. Their subscription is available for all BlackBerry Devices! I once used a BlackBerry 8830,didnt know if it was a curve or bold but,i knew for sure it was by far the oldest BlackBerry device I've ever used,Glo subscription works perfectly on it,but Etimama claimed that they don't have the BlackBerry subscription for that device. Glo is fast,its convenient,and widely available in most part of Nigeria. Awesome when it comes to calls,they real cheap. Also,I'm currently using a BlackBerry Q10 device,and Glo is the only network that allows the 3GB monthly subscription for 1000naira. With my BlackBerry Q10 device,i can download android apps on my Samsung Galaxy S4 device,with Mobile Hotspot,Glo doesn't restrict it unlike other networks. So yeah,those are why I think Glo is the best...

I'm open to corrections,and suggestions,i no be God,I don't know everything. But the list above was compiled through experiences of family members,myself and my close friends. But,its a new year,so I expect changes,maybe by this time next year, a new network might emerge and become the number one,who knows? But for 2014,GLO is the best.

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Take it to a technician. I've the same problem currently with my technician and he said 15k to repair,i told him to go ahead he said I should come today and take it,so I'll update u if he repairs it or not.

EroticAngelina:
take that back!!!!

yeah,the truth hurts mah dear. Get used to it

Lols,i don't have any of that in my side,but I still can't sleep. I dunno why

EroticAngelina:
True! And u will definitly see pics of artistes like wizkid, pantoranking, etc and pics of sexy female celebs!

Are you real? As in is that picture actually urs? If it's urs trust me u ain't Ero tic,you're amazingly beautiful and cute not Erot ic nor sexy

2.7!? Gimme ur acct no sharparly

Dude,how much

If u selling for 1.5mil am buying,like right now

MouthAction is safer and berra than real. Ones?

Thank you so much bro,I seriously need a weed mentor,I just finished puffin mah ganja now

I smoked weed yesterday and I'm not ready to go into details on what and what happened buh something pretty spectacular happened,and I gotta ask,is it normal to get unhigh after like 2hrs of smokin weed? Has it ever happened to u? How long did it take u to get unhigh? And by unhigh I mean,loose ur high and get back to normal,and also,how many real smokers der here? Cos some maybe telling other pples story,I wanna know what my chances of going cray cray is. Thanks in advance for the answers

sucre1: happy sunday

u too,bro

Is it still available?
If so,then how much is it really?
2.5mil or 3.5mil?

dmcdad: But what's with the gun?

Just in case she needs to kill herself

Buy her a gun,she would really appreciate it. The gun is definitely gonna save her a lot of pain and time. People get depressed and sad,buh what's dah point of. owning a body if u can't control it,she should try listening to music,uhm going out and meeting dudes,meet old fwends and stuff and also she should try alcohol,its gonna make her feel happy. And that's what I do when I feel depressed and lonely,I try out mah charm on a random lady,nd see if she trips,go out wid mah lil bro in mah mums car,just wake up,dress up and do stuffs I shuldnt be doing,buh like doing. Works all the time,thank me lerra