₦airaland Forum

IamAirforce1:
Dis one will just be poke nosing into other peoples affair

Lazy Nigerian

PlsBanMe:
Best news so far.

Some youths want to buy form for President Buhari so that killings of the innocent and defenseless can continue unabated. While is this news good? Because the same youths that are lazy and love freebies are actually supporting Buhari. Because the president whose children receive foreign education and medical care is too poor to purchase his own ticket.

May Buhari be shamed so much during the next elections that he cries on live TV.

mrhollu:
I decided to narrate my own experience with a slay queen after a thread was created about how a slay queen with UK location took to her heels after she was spotted fetching water in the village .
THE EXPERIENCE
I met this slayqueen at a friend’s party.had some fun,took her out and all but this slay queen eats only rice whenever we’re out so I asked why and she replied that rice and noodles are her best food,so which other food again do you eat I asked and I received the first shock when she replied that she only eat rice and noodles I was like you mean you’ve never ate any other food and she said yes...lol then I know I’m in for a long thing.
So there was a day that I was sick and I had to break one of the brothers rules which states that“never invite a slay queen to your home” because once they see an apartment where they can be taking pictures and videos for Snapchat and turning head like slowpoke while putting out the tongue without saying a word then my brother relationship don start be that. So I called her to come and help me cook and maybe do some cleaning.
After slay queen came I asked what she’ll be cooking for me and she said rice, no problem since it’s her best food then she should be very good at preparing it so I’m ready to eat the best rice ever. I put on the generator for madam slay queen so she can blend some pepper but thank God I was there as madam just put all the pepper in the blender at once without a drop of water! I had to help her and she told me her blender at works like that but what do I know? This is the blender I can afford,so I went inside the living room only for ms slayqueen to come asking for matches to light gas stove!, [/b]I had to teach her how to light it that it doesn’t need matches,I want to stay with her there but she was feeling uneasy and embarrassed so I went in again.my mind wasn’t at rest so I went back to the kitchen only to meet some burnt offering she called plantain,I knew it was because the gas was burning too high so I had to teach her how to control it, and for the rice it has become so soft with plenty of water still on it then I know I’m in for a long thing!. And when she’s about making stew she first fried locust beans!,then the pepper and she put almost everything she found in the kitchen from curry to thyme,fried rice seasoning,jollof rice seasoning and spice and she was about adding green pea when I got to the kitchen.
She served the food and it turned out to be the worst rice I’ll ever see or eat. I manage to eat little and she couldn’t eat it as well or perhaps she was forming.
WHAT I DID
I packed the both her plates and mine,went to the kitchen to wash it all, I put the remaining rice in the pot inside a container and place it somewhere she wouldn’t see it because I’ll never let it waste though the stew was a no no, when she came into the kitchen and found everything clean she was visibly embarrassed and asked what I did to it,told her to never mind!. She asked if I won’t allow her into the bedroom? I said sure and she asked me to join her, she threw herself at me but I only fingered because I knew what she was up to.
Most of these slay queens that’s all they have to offer with their fake lives..lest I forget after fingering and I went to the bathroom to cleanse my hands, on coming back she asked if her thing is smelling which I didn’t reply and she told me it’s micotin that she used that she has toilet disease!.I almost fainted! Told her I need to go out, arranged for her to be picked up to the nearest bus stop and gave her transport fare that won’t leave her with more than 200 naira change.
That’s my experience with a slayqueen,I’ll like guys to always share theirs too.

SoapQueen:
Na which tribe dis girl be?

Martin0:
that is my toro baby, how far na

toscolee:
very negative attitude.....cheer them on, pretend to be a peacemaker....toxic person you are

philtex:
What' just came to mind.

They might all be dead.


Including that Sanda_Agway from Daura

UDUJ:
bro don't mind Donstan18 and Chikita66 joor.

They go settle themselves later

Make we no talk for couples matter, because they go use us settle later

UDUJ:
bro don't mind Donstan18 and Chikita66 joor.

They go settle themselves later

Make we no talk for couples matter, because they go use us settle later

Martin0:
hahahahah ndi ara

mehn u need to come join me oo ar dey miss my friends just me alone staring at these stranger's here

Martin0:
Na wa for u oo

I jus dey Waka dey find something to eat but ar no See so I branch some where to drink something



what TM abeg

Martin0:
Am fine oo

how ur side na

Martin0:
come and drink Palm wine

Martin0:
your wish will be yours no one can change it, we have seen high percentage of Nairalanders hookup right from various forums including this site!
All the same it a good thing you have kept this open for those interested to see!

many ladies here cant do this though I once went against this act of search here one time ,but life is all about choice and choices are bound to be made, you have just Made yours and I honestly wish you the best of luck and a happy time search and offers from various men!

greiboy:
Which one of them?

I think they are frenemies sha

greiboy:

Chikita66:
Broke guys make the most noise!

donstan18:
Just fulfilling promises

BlessedDiva:
Good morning my sis, we are very well to the glory of God. Trust you and yours are doing great.
Praying for your good news and it will happen suddenly in Jesus's name, Amen.

BlessedDiva:
No my dear, I haven't used them and I'm not going to anymore, I heard the nurses are nonchallant and don't show care for their patients, I'm using Nissi hosp now but will also reg at teaching hosp for antenatal.
Maybe mama ekashiloh will know better.

lefulefu:
Lalas247 and izaray..come and see Ugandan lecturer licking im student's snail.