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Lord have mercy on us in this our country!

I missed all the yabbing(comments) from haters who like to attack OPs...
I Miss the war of FTC pple, celebrity gossip on FP n pple crying out to moderators to watch what they bring to. I miss NL only small sha

Knock knock...

Food That Boost Your Immune System::::

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Apple harbor potent nutrients,minerals and organic compounds that can supercharge your lmmune system and help fight off diseases. Throw enough of them down your gullet and you might just be able to avoid the doctor's office this season. The following foods can fuel your lmmune system,make you healthier and help your body fight lnfection.

GARLIC.
Garlic contains allicin,ajoene and thiosulfinates-three powerful compound that help the body prevent and fight lnfections. The compound are so strong that consuming raw garlic juice is nearly as effective as Neosporin is for disinfecting minor wounds. When applied to the skin,garlic beats topical cream like Tinactin and other anti fungal agents in fighting athlete's foot.
Evidence has been documented suggesting that people who consume large quantities of garlic in the onset of a cold will reduce the amount of time it takes them to heal.
How to eat it: Add some fresh garlic to honey,rice,beans and any type of food or fruit. Try to eat a few cloves a week,but keep it to a few if you don't want to smell like garlic bread. A good thing to remember is that garlic is more potent( and has a stronger flavour) the more you mash it.

CARROTS.
It contains loads of beta carotene,which is a powerful phytonutrient that boosts the immune system's production of lnfection fighting natural killer cells and T cells. These cells are healthy,they attack and kill off disease ridden microbes. carrot also contains falcarinol,a super compound that has shown great promise as an anti cancer agent. scientist at Newcastle University's school of Agriculture, Food and Rural Development recently found out that rats that were fed raw carrot had a one third lower risk of developing colorectal cancer. Anytime you are in the market, make sure you buy carrot and prepare a carrot diet like carrot + ginger juice,carrot juice and carrot vegetable fruit salad etc and you'll never have to say what's up Doc?

How to eat it: To take full advantage of the health effects provided by carrots, eat them fresh and raw cooked carrots are still good for you but heat can destroy some of the beta carotene and falcarinol compounds in them.
How many carrots should you eat to reap the benefits? Replace your daily snack or chips with carrot or carrot juice or carrot salad or carrot chips. Try to eat carrot a day or drink carrot juice.
Feeling a cold coming on? Consume these foods and feel better in no time

GINGER
Ginger comes to the aid when we're sick in some powerful ways. Besides soothing a scratchy throat, it has chemicals called Sespuiterpenes that target rhino viruses, which are most common family of cold viruses- as well as substances that help suppress coughing. Ginger is also a natural fever and pain reliever and a mild sedative so you'll feel more comfortable and be able to rest easily. Add a couple of table spoons of shredded ginger root to your tea or make ginger tea( it comes in tea bags,but you can also simmer fresh sliced ginger to make a potent brew) Next Hot tea and Honey...

Good morning Famz, I wish all those returning to their places of primary assignment safest trip. And a fulfilling 2014

opeyemmmy: Meanwhile, what seemed to be a long holiday has finally come to an end. Cross River bound tomorrow.

Safe trip dear

chris_villa: .
You gotta be kidding me!!
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You can also flirt with horse for all I care.
Na COWyou get your body.lolz

ROTFL you one follow me get mi body ni?
The coW/horse are better options than you are

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chris_villa: .
Is that a way of saying "flirt with me"?
Sorry its new year,no flirting today,come 2mao.

I'll rather flirt with a COW than flirt With you

chris_villa: You truly love me but cant admit it...lolz
well thats a general girls problem.
Its natural dear unfortunately I'm taken.

Or you are the one falling? No wonder you sent me a PM, by the way who took you?
I'm not taken but who needs you?

chris_villa: .
Joke of the millenium...
I cant have fun with you,i can only use you to catch fun and I just did.
Dont quote me again and have a nice day dear!:!!

I just did so? Who wants to have fun wwith you? Lol... Anyways enjoy your day

chris_villa: You are welcomed and thanks for falling for a fool.*lol*

In your dreamz, and please don't PM me, I'm not interested in road side dudes...

RedBenson: Really? So to make it more funful, can i scratch my balls in ur presence? This na new year o.

Feel free, and enjoy it while it last... Its a free world my dear!

chris_villa: Where did you get those lines?
Movies??lol
Later you'll tell me how creative you are.
Dear I cant pack because "aeroplane no get bustop" and "pedestrains no get car park".

LOL you are just a child... Anyways thanks for fooling yourself...

chris_villa: .
Firstly,
I dont wanna hear your new year resolution.
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Secondly,
Stop over hyping yourself...
Who know you maybe the side chic...lol.
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The ''He is crazily inlove with me'' in your words sounds like you've been brainwashed.
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Have a rethink,lady.

'new year resolution' What's that? Like seriously people still do that which they end up not keeping?
This shows your low esteemed level, inside chic, outside chic, side chic, it doesn't matter to you, the bottom line is I LOVE My Self and i am happy. And like i said A QUEEN DOESN'T GET CONFRONTATIONAL WITH THE MAID, so dude pack well OK?

RedBenson: Why are u pained? So do u think it's not d same guys u meet and date in d street everyday that are on dis forum? Mtcheeew!

I'm not pained sweetheart, I'm just having fun!!!

chris_villa: .
Iti boribo,its a logical term and not grammar!!
All this girls forming what they are not.
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I doubt your marriage simply means if you are married,chances of keeping it is low.
If you're not married,chances of getting married is also low.
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Se fini!!

I am much more ahead of those characters! A queen doesn't get confrontational with the maid! RAther she commands! I command my victories,
I am talented,I am creative, I'm a blessing to the world,I am successful, I'm a victor not a victim, I am a testimony to the world.And I love ME, and He is crazily in love with me.
So you can keep you opinion of marriage to youself! You will need help in the future to keep your marriage if you don't drop you ego and take corrections.

chris_villa: .
Iti boribo,its a logical term and not grammar!!
All this girls forming what they are not.
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I doubt your marriage simply means if you are married,chances of keeping it is low.
If you're not married,chances of getting married is also low.
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Se fini!!

Je n'ai pas le temps pour vous
I am who I am, if you don't like it go and hug the nearest transformer!
And you that can keep your marriage or get married soon congrats.
This is another thing about guys that piss me off! THEY DON'T TAKE CORRECTIONS!!!
And for your info my being married or not isn't your business, if all men where to be like most of the childish ones I read from on this forum every day den I would have been very glad remaining single.
Like I said earlier on GUYS grow up!
By the way Heureux 2014

chris_villa: .
I doubt your marriage

Please can you use good grammatical term cos I don't understand you!

....how i wish they knew that their drooling at the sight of a well endowed woman is cruel not only to the victim of that gaze,….

Here, I bring list of things I don't like in guys
1. Having the biggest ego: Ever wondered why men hate taking directions and prefer hunting out the place on their own, even if it means 2 hours delay and waste of gas. Well, the answer is the big ego they walk around with. This was the pettiest exemplar of a man’s ego, which gets hurt at the drop of the hat and needs a massage whenever possible.

2. Living with a ‘selective memory’: They’ll not only remember the name of every cricketer and football player on the planet but will also know their scores by heart. But, the moment the deal is about remembering birthdays and anniversaries of people close to them, their brain suffers an ailment called ‘selective memory syndrome’.

3. Ogling: ‘Men do stare at women’s breasts’ has been stamped as official by a world wide survey. But how we wish they knew that their drooling at the sight of a well endowed woman is cruel not only to the victim of that gaze, but also to the woman sitting beside them. Yes, they don’t miss any chance, even if it is when they are on a date!

4. Being overtly possessive: Where in the world did men get that insecurity from? (Their mother? ) They blame women for being jealous but a mere mention of another man from their girl can turn them into an ever clinging magnet.

5. Taking pride in their hypocrisy: Men can’t get more cruel than this! They love hanging around with the coolest and sexiest babe in the town, but when it comes to meeting mom, it’s a ‘homely’ girl they start hunting for. You loved her dressing style and carefree attitude when she came for night-outs with you, what’s with that marriage material hunt now?

6. Showing extra care: How does it feel to take his ‘where-about’ calls every 15 minutes after you step out of the home? The care in that gesture goes out of the window and irritation takes charge. Don’t they realise that we lived safe, sound and perfectly well in this world before they came into our lives. Hope someone is listening.

7. Throwing their ‘superman’ self everywhere: Yes, it feels nice when men are around for some help. However, their ‘I-can-do-everything-under-the-sun’ attitude does more harm than good, especially when they think themselves to be exalted beings - a plumber, electrician, carpenter and a financial adviser all rolled into one.

8. Consider emotions to be crap: Women might be emotional but having a constant practical point of view, like men doesn’t, score well always. Men will become better beings for sure, if they stop making fun of sentiments and ignoring them as useless.

9. Being the friend worshipers: It is very torturing for women when men don’t learn to priorities their life post marriage. They blame her for being a clinging vine when she asks for his time, but how sane is it to have a bunch of friends in the backseat on a long-drive, which was planned to be a romantic one?

10. Being the sex monster: Undoubtedly, women love zest in bed, but it’s very cruel of men to demand their partners to play the porn star they saw in that flick last night. It’s better to let her be herself in a sexcapade rather than putting her in an uncomfy situation and then blaming her for being non-cooperative

11. Men give importance to a woman's body than her mind. They think women don’t have intelligence, so they have to look beautiful. Men objectify women.

12. Men are chauvinists. They think they are superiors. They never practice equality. They take women for granted. Why can’t they even come home on time? "This makes women feel neglected and ignored."

13. Men think they know things better than women. When women want to discuss, men try to solve problems. They always don the role of helper. Men think they are always right, therefore don't take corrections.

14. Men are pretenders. They always pretend what they are not. They always want to impress women. They think they know everything.

15. Men seem to act overtly macho. All the time they try to look strong and act as protectors. They are over possessive and never want to let go their tough-guy image.

16. Men never give importance to what a woman really wants, all they want from women is submission. Men expect women to sacrifice lots of things for the sake of family, but they never give up anything.

17. Men are not sincere when it comes to maintaining relationship. They cheat "on" their girlfriends and their wives. They don’t understand women’s feelings.

18. Men are unpredictable. They hurt women but a while "later" they try to become "angels" and wipe their tears. But why "do" they act insensitive in the first place.

19. Men interpret women’s love, care and support as pestering. Whenever women show concern for their men, they say they want space. But the truth is they can’t handle commitment
Guys grow up...

10 keys TO AVOID MARRYING THE WRONG PERSON

Marriage is the second most important decision on earth. The person you marry will determine how happy, successful and how long you live on earth. It could even determine your eternal destination.

1. Courtship: Courtship is the period of knowing each other before marriage. Courtship is semi-marriage not marriage. It is a decision making time. A man or woman you do not court, you will not know. It is time to build friendship and compatibility. When choosing a life partner, compatibility is very important. “Two cannot work together except they agree” if you marry a partner that is not compatible with you, you need much more energy to make it work.
If you have a home of error, you will have descendants of error.
The problem with most African homes can be attributed to way our fathers treat our mothers more or less like slaves. That tradition has been passed down and most men still do not care about their wives' feelings.
And it is during courtship you will know, the perception your spouse have about marriage.
Courtship is important in order for you to know the person you are to spend the rest of your life with.
While going into courtship, do it with a positive attitude and do everything to make it work.

2. Do not be desperate/ Anxious: - A desperate person will always sell his/her self cheap.
When you are anxious or desperate, more often than not, you get the wrong thing. Have you noticed that each time you show too much interest in a particular item in this part of the world, the seller in most cases takes advantage of you. That is how it is in relationship, when you are desperate, the other person takes advantage of you:
Watch, every desperate person has something to hide. So they want to achieve something before the real truth comes out.

3. Don’t engage in sex before marriage
“Marriage is only honorable, but the bed is undefiled’’.

Pre-marital Sex is a veil that can blindfold your sight. When you are involved sexually with a man or woman, you will not really know him. You will only know him/her in flesh. 90% of almost all marital problems are caused by sex before marriage. Sex before marriage is almost normal now in our society.
Pre marital is the pollution satan has brought to join wrong persons together, so as to mess up their lives. Some people are not married today because of premarital sex and they are still willing to continue in it, not realizing the cause of their bondage. The word says, “He that honors me, will I honor, marriage is honorable to all. So He will only honor you with marriage if you honor His temple.
It is only a mad man that does the same thing, and expects a different result. Sex before marriage only destroys, it does not build.

4. Be sure he/she knows God
Any person that does not have respect for God will not have respect for you. If he/she cannot respect His maker, you will not also be respected

5. Marry your friend
Marry because of love not money, beauty or position etc. Somebody with who you cannot talk over issues, laugh over issues, tease each other is not a right spouse for you. Marry somebody you can tell your hurt, pains, and feelings and discuss with.
I always say communication is the backbone in every marriage and relationship. Friendship will give you room to communicate.
This is another reason I encourage courtship. Someone you did not court, how will you know each other enough to establish friendship?

6. Make sure it is love and not infatuation: Love is a decision to care and be with somebody no matter what the other person does or does not do. Love is a decision, not a feeling.
“love does no wrong to one’s neighbor, love suffers long, love is kind, it believes all things, bears all things, hopes all things, endures all things, seeks not its own, thinks no evil.’’
Love is that thing that will remain, when other things are gone.
Anytime you are in a relationship and the person is always insisting on his or her own, the person is not in love.
Any man or woman that wants to have sex with you before marriage is not in love.
Love has the ability to stand the test of time but infatuation does not.
Infatuation has a short life span. Infatuation is the feeling that makes you want to explore each other’s body.
If you marry because of infatuation, you will have a horrible marriage.
Feelings are not constant; a lot of things can control your feelings.
If you want to have a beautiful home without regrets, marry because you truly love the person.

7. Forget about Age
Consciousness over your age, more often than not will make you marry the wrong person. Any decision you make in haste could end you up with the wrong partner.
Do not be in a hurry to make a decision because of age.

8. Be the right spouse: You must first be the right person to attract the right person. Make sure you are the right spouse for the right person.
This is very important; God is a faithful and righteous God. He will not bring a faithful man and give to an unprepared and unfaithful lady and vice-versa.
Are you self-centered, argue a lot, and full of yourself? Do you think marriage should come first or you should work on yourself?
Are your eyes only fixed on your honeymoon, and the celebration? You may be deceiving yourself.
That is not all that marriage entails, there are challenges that come with marriage. Work on yourself and be the right spouse.

9. Study how he or SHE treats others
The way a person treats others around them is an indication as to how you will be treated sooner or later.
You can easily know a person by the way he or she treats people around them that have nothing to give back.
If you are dating a man that shouts at his driver because he is paying him, the moment you become his wife, he will do the same to you because it seems he shouts at everyone under his authority.
Study how he or she treats their parents and siblings. You are likely to be treated the same way.

10. You must know the person’s temperament/character.
Temperament is the basic template with which you were created. God created people with certain tendencies, natural strengths and weaknesses.
Temperament is God’s method of creating variety. Some people are born with leadership or joviality tendencies. Others are born with a natural tendency to be withdrawn and introverted.
If you know a person’s temperament from the onset, you will know if you can flow with the person or not.
There are people that like going out, if you are an indoor person, you must be ready to make the sacrifice for him or her when they demand your attention in that area. Character on the other hand is a person’s personality which is affected by the influences of his/her life.
So, character is the product of personality plus all external influences.
Knowing a person’s temperament will help you to know the right person and know the person’s strength that will help complement your weakness...
We pray You won't miss it...

It's the last day of the year 2013, no matter how tough the year may be in some areas, we still need to thank God for sparing our lives till this moment and also thank as many who made the year a beautiful one for us all...
Use this opportunity to make a shout out to as many who made 2013 a wonderful year for you, those who stood in time of trials and those who 2013 wouldn't have been complete and fulfilled if they weren't there for you...
Mention that person(s) who's worth a standing ovation for being part of your 2013 and if possible,tag the person for him/her to see it and feel appreciated...
For me Opeyemmi, for welcoming me when i first joined this tread, Legend, Yame (my paddy in camp), Jerry (For taking care of me in camp), Timothy for being a friend and brother before and after camp, Dimmples, Misindependence, haykayisokay, Stanzo my war lord Emmanuel my surest paddy, Frazegidi my bbm trouble maker , Dorthman my volleyball rival, J-slimz my phc paddy, Toyde, Lewiz, Young billionnaire, Sotena, Saintlione, Tari, Yokiti my Crush ... and many more, if your name isn't here it doesn't matter you are also remembered... You are all invited to have dinner with me Tomorrow

Good morning fwends, I hope you all slept well?
Pdary Fashions says thank you so so much for your encouragement, criticism, correction, prayers, love, patronage...i can keep going but words isn't enough to express my gratitude for your being part of my life and business in 2013, i am happy we are alive to see the last day of 2013. i wish you all a fulfiling 2014 by Gods grace. I Love you all

hello famz, please if your money was collected without a good reason go and complain, i was asked to pay 1500# when i opened my account but i told them i didn't need their ATM card so i paid in 1k, it wasn't up to 10 minutes after i left the bank, i got an alert of #100 deduction.
Fast forward to 10 am, 30th December, 2013... I got an alert of 19800, balance 19800.
i had to call my Union bank relationship officer(account officer), and demanded for an explanation. She promised to call back, 2 hours later she called and said i have 20.800 as my account balance but 1k is for keeping the account active until i decide to close the account.

so please demand an explanation for any money deducted, it is ur right...
1 love!!!

opeyemmmy: My favourite part.

My favourite student

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Jerrick: Poster sounds dejected, demented, deranged, downcasted, displaced, delapidated and defused!!! no offence #iJoshy

Na you get your mouth, i am sure not any of what you posted... i guess you just came across these new word and feeling happy about it. i sorry for you sha

NO HARD FEELINGS:::::As a young lady,
Stupidity is when you sit back cross legged and search for an already made man. Incase you don't know, 90% of every already made man out there, has a woman who has been with him from when he had only a pair of shorts and a single shirt. That's why majority
of well to do men, usually make you
nothing but a sextoy, for you mean
absolutely nothing to them. He might cheat on her with you, but truth is, he'l never leave her for you....If you are guilty of hunting for an already made man, then i tell you, my dear you are such a cow, you actually need horns
+when good healthy brains settles, yours floats!

That man who is head over heels
inlove with you right now and you are taking for granted this minute:::::
He may not own a car.
He may not earn a lot of money.
He may not live in a posh estate.
He may not be able to shower you with gifts all the time.
He may not have a great job. . . . .But its enough to know you are the only one he
craves for and loves unconditionally .. .. .. IF:::
He has a heart of gold.
He is Honest.
He is very hardworking.
He is humble. He keeps that smile on your face.
He talks to you everyday.
He has a 5inch d*ck but
uses it well and also is an expert at using his fingers and tongue to satisfy your sexual needs.
He actually listens to you.
He tolerates you when you're moody. His family knows you.
He tells you you're beautiful all the
time.
He sees you every chance he gets.
He appreciates the tiniest things you do for him and for your relationship.
He is there when you need him.
He Respects you.
He is proud you are his and likes showing you off. And he treats you
like a queen. . . .my dear you are indeed lucky to have him.

He may not have it all now, but one day he will...He may not be living his
dream now, but one day he will.. And as He pictures all this..He pictures You.

Ladies,
there's no perfect man on earth, never you forget this FACT, so do not lose a Diamond while gathering stones.

opeyemmmy: If you will fly around, I'll gladly join you.

U r free to come join me fly

j-slimz:
No plans for moi.
Most likely I'll probably sleep, eat, watch movies, play game and browse.

What's your aim for walking around VI Adary?

Let's say sight seeing, I want to watch peeps do their thing, want to watch and take pictures in the middile of major street of VI
As for Christmas day, sleep, movie and preparing for 2014 is all I will do unto 30th of december.

ayobase: Na u go do Amebo abi?
Ebube just pinged me now!

Ignoring mood for pple like you

ayobase: Funke and Ebube...no worries, u know dem not!

This is wrong! Why on earth will you Post Funke and Ebu's pic here... I tort the rule was don't post some1's pic. Why not post yours and leave pple alone already*so angry*