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Romance › Re: Please Help Am Getting Addicted To It …… by Jackeeh(m): 8:51am On Mar 25, 2015

Quit taking that thing u have as nairaland dp and you'll be saved.

Politics › Re: What Do You Think The ADC To The President Is To This Guy? by Jackeeh(m): 8:48am On Mar 25, 2015

He's not on official duty at the moment. So he's permitted to take shots with a fan.

Family › Re: My Mother Inlaw Wants To Bath With Me by Jackeeh(m): 8:26pm On Mar 24, 2015

Taiwo20:
do you know that the 'mycomyectomy' word spoiled everything? Kindly type another word for it or kindly explain what it means.......

N.B: i have a minor disagreement with google, so i cant ask her

It's myomectomy ; the surgical removal of fibroid from the uterus.

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Family › Re: My Mother Inlaw Wants To Bath With Me by Jackeeh(m): 6:49pm On Mar 24, 2015

og2711:
I swear i was taking you serious until i saw bff. LMAO!!!

Family › Re: My Mother Inlaw Wants To Bath With Me by Jackeeh(m): 5:00pm On Mar 24, 2015

chibuikegn:
Wow, u no chop ur sch fees at all. Pray hard if GEJ win , we will apoint u PA of ur choice

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Family › Re: My Mother Inlaw Wants To Bath With Me by Jackeeh(m): 4:50pm On Mar 24, 2015

chibuikegn:
Pls can u break that grammar MYOMECTOMY.

Myomectomy is a term used to describe the surgical removal of fibroids from the uterus.

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Romance › Re: Please,what Do You Think,can't Think Straight by Jackeeh(m): 4:34pm On Mar 24, 2015

He's married or seeing someone else. Please whatever course of action you decide to follow, don't stab him or cut off his joystick. Just end things peacefully and move on with your life.

Romance › Re: Could This Be Love? by Jackeeh(m): 2:21pm On Mar 24, 2015

Tomorrow now we go hear say she don stab am or cut him joystick. Yimu

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Family › Re: My Mother Inlaw Wants To Bath With Me by Jackeeh(m): 2:19pm On Mar 24, 2015

GreenApple123:
Your head dey there my brother. You said it better..... @OP if you don't have anything to hide from your mother-inlaw, take shower will her as the intelligent mother-inlaw want to inspect wetin her son want to buy........ Please you are strongly advise to bath and even instruct the woman to bath you for her to have completely inspection.....if the mother-inlaw certified you okay, I SWEAR YOU DON MARRY her husband.

The way this old village women dey use only eye discover things dey amaze me oh

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Family › Re: My Mother Inlaw Wants To Bath With Me by Jackeeh(m): 2:17pm On Mar 24, 2015

LadyX:
That's bad. Everyone is entitled to their privacy.

If you want to inspect me, don't ask your mum to do it. Just inform me. We go to a hospital of your choice, and then the doctor does all those tests.

I would be very offended if a would be mother in law walked in on me (bathing) to inspect me.

Yea I agree. Dude didn't have to involve his mum sha.

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Family › Re: My Mother Inlaw Wants To Bath With Me by Jackeeh(m): 2:05pm On Mar 24, 2015*

This is kinda how my friend's engagement to his fiancee ended. He sent his soon to be wife home to spend some days with his mum. One fateful day, fiancee went to have her bath. Future mother in-law came in for inspection, discovered a scar on her lower abdominal region, enquired what that was and was told the scar was left there when she had a myomectomy. All hell broke loose. My people na so relationship take end oh. @OP future MIL wants to inspect oh. Simple. So you either oblige her or u don't. Choice is yours cos its ur body. Or maybe she just wants u both to be bff. Lol

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Education › Re: Was Your Name Ever Written In The Noisemaker's List While You Were In School by Jackeeh(m): 10:48am On Mar 24, 2015*

Nope. Because I was either the ''writer'' of noise-maker's list or friends with the ''writer''. Even though I was a noise maker. grin

Health › What Is Wrong With This Photo? by Jackeeh(op): 7:48am On Mar 24, 2015

Hint: There's a ''steam machine'' somewhere. Look for it.

Jokes Etc › Can I Get An Amen!!!! by Jackeeh(op): 6:05pm On Mar 23, 2015

Romance › Re: How Do I Make My Ex My Friend by Jackeeh(m): 8:28pm On Mar 22, 2015

Asuokaa:
My career path...is a dangerous one and I don't want her to be emotional distressed when something bad happens to me

Wrong. It's her decision to make. Not yours. And why should you hope for "something bad"? Seeing you used the word "when" and not "if".

Romance › Re: How Do I Make My Ex My Friend by Jackeeh(m): 8:25pm On Mar 22, 2015

She's still in love with you. I guess its difficult for her to accept that someone she was once romantically linked with, now wants to be just friends. Give her some time and space. When she's ready to be friends with you, it will happen.

Pets › Re: Dog Republic by Jackeeh(m): 12:44pm On Mar 21, 2015

barcaboi:
that caucasian is a beast now....he has cut two chains already. ...I release it when I'm sure no1 is visiting my farm.....

Lol. I guess he hates being tied to one spot too. I think a kernel would be better. Something strong to keep him in and roomy enough for him.

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Pets › Re: Dog Republic by Jackeeh(m): 11:25am On Mar 21, 2015

Cute dogs. Buh I just don't like seeing dogs chained to one spot.

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Romance › Re: To Those Ladies With Cheating Boyfriends / Husbands.. by Jackeeh(m): 11:21am On Mar 21, 2015

I can't believe I just wasted 2 mins of my time reading this BS. Rubbish!!

Romance › Woman Falls In Love With A Tree After Going Through A Series Of Heart Break by Jackeeh(op): 8:42am On Mar 21, 2015

After a string of disastrous relationships, this young lady named Emma McCabe fell in love with Tim - a tree and she says she feels quite happy. And sex with it, is the best she's ever had. She's planning a marriage with it even though her family thinks she's mad. Awww, what heartbreaks can do!

Romance › Re: How Can I Satisfy Her??? by Jackeeh(m): 5:09pm On Mar 20, 2015

ronald4lif:
I don't think that's the ideal thing to do, what if she ends up cheating from poor sexual frustration? Marriages have collapsed on such grounds. There should be compatibility between couple before exchanging marital vows to avert any uncertainties and sex is one of the areas to be satisfactory of.

I'm just wondering how the young man's sexual frustrations began. Could be as a result of an untreated std he picked up from one of his numerous efforts at finding ''the one'' he's ''compatible'' with. Just a thought though. And the lady ; she must have had it with a lot of experts. And now she's with this novice or sexually challenged dude, she can't cope. Another thought though. I'm of the opinion that if anyone ends his or her marriage on an account of a flimsy reason, he or she went into that marriage because of that one reason. And now that that particular thing has been taken away, marriage ends. Whoever got married based on real love for the other person will have no other choice than to stay and see the problem solved. Marriages between two people who were sexually involved and compatible before marriage still crashes. I can attest to that.

Romance › Re: How Can I Satisfy Her??? by Jackeeh(m): 4:37pm On Mar 20, 2015

ronald4lif:
Can't someone make good out of their lives and still satisfy their woman, sexually?

Marry her first. Then you can sweat over your inability to satisfy her.

Forum Games › Re: What If The Last 3 Digits Of Your Number Will Be Your Jamb Score ?? by Jackeeh(m): 4:28pm On Mar 20, 2015

011. God forbid!! What stops me from dumping the line and getting another with a higher last three digits? Nothing.

Romance › Re: How Can I Satisfy Her??? by Jackeeh(m): 4:23pm On Mar 20, 2015

If only you would put this much energy into making something good out of your life rather than loosing sleep cos of a girl you're not even sure loves you. Please let us not hear tomorrow that she has stabbed you oh just because you couldn't satisfy her cos the rate at which girls and wives are killing their guys/husbands over flimsy reasons these days is alarming.

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Health › Re: Medical Negligence In A Hospital In Lagos. Read This Shocking Story by Jackeeh(op): 10:31am On Mar 20, 2015

Justosaus:
"seems like".
Very vague report.
BTW how did d woman know there was a "pad" inside her?

My initial thoughts exactly. But I reasoned she must have done a scan of some sort to arrive at that conclusion. Hmmmmmmm

Romance › Re: How Do Ugly Guys Get Girlfriends And Wives? by Jackeeh(m): 10:25am On Mar 20, 2015

Ugly guys with beautiful wives oya tell us how you did. Btw I'm of the opinion that being not too fine physically, the ugly guy would want to over compensate via other attributes like being overly caring, attentive, loving, generous etc. In other words, a fine boy will only exert 20% or no effort at all and still get it. Buh a not too fine dude has to put in a 101% effort to get it.

Health › Medical Negligence In A Hospital In Lagos. Read This Shocking Story by Jackeeh(op): 9:52am On Mar 20, 2015*

Well, it's not really shocking. Worse things have been done by our doctors to their patients. Twitter user @Elijahbalogun12 reports a case of a woman who suffered medical negligence in a hospital along Egbeda-Akowonjo road. Apparently, this woman had a caesarian operation done at the hospital and the doctors forgot a pad inside her. When the woman figured it out, she stormed the hospital and they treated her coldly. Read the tweets below:

Crime › A Man Gets Shot N U Won't Believe What He Did First B4 Calling 4 Help by Jackeeh(op): 7:43am On Mar 20, 2015*

He took a selfie.
True story! Read below
20 year-old Isaac Martinez was shot in the clavicle by the alleged Mesa shooter in Arizona, after he refused to give up the keys to his car. Instead of immediately calling for help, Martinez took a selfie of his bullet wound and posted it to social sharing site Snapchat

When the suspected shooter, Ryan Giroux, approached Martinez demanding the keys to his car, he refused and Giroux fired at him.

For anyone who didn’t get enough detail from the photos, Martinez gave his 1,200 Facebook friends a point-by-point account of how the shooting went down:
“He (the suspect) came in and demanded my keys for a getaway car. Of course i said no, and next was him pulling out a gun and cocking it. Soon as i saw it i started stepping back. And yelled for everyone to step back and get down.
Next thing i knew i was hitting the ground, got up as fast as i fell, and ran out the back exit. At the same time the assailant had started taking off in my chef instructors [sic] car. When i saw he had gone. I noticed the cops and fire trucks down the street and went there.”He followed up the picture with an update of how he was doing:
“So im home and well! I have no complicated injuries and should heal fine,” Martinez’s Facebook posts says. “I had a bullet hit me from behind and go through my shoulder and out my collar area. Any higher or lower it coulda hit a artery, or shatter my shoulder blade. It was a miracle hit.”

Martinez continued to update his social media followers throughout his recovery, posting a picture of himself in a hospital bed, with the gunshot wound visibly showing

Martinez is living proof that if getting shot doesn’t pull someone away from his phone, nothing will.

Source:IJ Review.com

Romance › Gold-digging @ its best..(pic)...... by Jackeeh(op): 1:18pm On Mar 19, 2015

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Family › Re: Rude Awakening: I Am Not My Husband's Next Of Kin And Beneficiary!! by Jackeeh(m): 8:33am On Mar 18, 2015

Are there no kids from ur marriage? I'm of the opinion the familly's first offspring ought to be his next of kin. I may be wrong though. Have a dialogue with your husband. Most Brothers and sisters in law often times metamorphosize into enemies when the unifying factor( their brother u married) is no more. The love they had for you just disappears. They forget the man's kids are still around. And woe betide you if you had no child for their brother. This things do happen. Talk to your husband. But after the talk,whether it goes well or not, head to the bank for your own personal account. Also see how you can establish yourself and rack in more money for yourself. Don't rely too much on your husband's assets. That's the mistake most married women make. Make your own money as well. It will help you stand firm.

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Crime › Re: Say Something About This Pic by Jackeeh(op): 8:52pm On Mar 16, 2015

ArchEnemy:
Irresponsible father

Or Could be irresponsible mother

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