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dharay99:

hmmm...i wunt say anifin on ds.

Do u know what I would have used mataphor to speak with you...but because we are 2 lemme use mejiphor

Yonddaime:
helo bro..

Me kool oooo. ..I don login for jamb na to dey refresh oooooo

Asapchow:
"If anything is coming today, be expecting it from 5pm"

Sometimes I do wonders what types of v.c children are in the thread


Expect it from 5............abi una no see wetin I dey see

Yonddaime:
dnt get?

Hi

Yonddaime:
hehe...

Dobu wanna post urs
B4 dey says u are corrupt

Hey peepz I heard the declaration of asset is the latest trend now.....so let me declare mine as a child that don't like to lag behind


6 boxers
8 t shirT
10 polo
15 Jean
3 trainers boot
Over 80 k in diamond bank
6 belts
1 school bag
1 admission in uniben
Oops 4 gold wrist watch and 3 silver Wrist watch
Oops one home and three houses at Texas, US and Seoul in Korea (even though am having a hard time locating them)
Shares at guiness beverages. (15%)
Two Ferrari and one lamborghinni (not located yet)


Liabilities
2 girlfriends
Owing nestle PLC one thousand naira pere


Accountability and transparency is my motto

JayBray:
Like this is so bloody fake

While it's is original

lordkvng:
using my words against me, m impressed


I salute your wisdom.

I bows for ur art of writting

lordkvng:
Am just trying to pass an information. So Ionno what's up with u....relax bro.. what u saw is must be another's Skul cutoff, not uniben

Oopps am sure its uniben
Chill am just saying what I saw




N.b:::::::::take what an aspirant like you says with a pinch of. *******

lordkvng:
I'll post this here.. pls if you don't believe it, just ignore.

civil Eng - 60
chemical Eng - 60
mechanical Eng - 62
pet Eng - 62
production eng- 50
electrical Eng - 61
medicine - 73
law - 74
accounting - 64
pharmacy - 67


the cutoff posted above is for merit. catchment areas and elds have lower cutoff

good Morning.. have a blissful day.

See dis guy u thought u are the only one with cut off


Bus admin-55
Medicine-68
Pharmacy-65
Accounting-56
Law-70



Datz all my small eyes can capture at that moment



P.s------- it not only one person that have access to lecturer or v.c office

iamtimt:
@jackosky mine is on the 10th and don't wanna slack on admission dis year,wats yur uniben score?

59....bus admin. ...wat abt urs

Geofavor:
didn't you see what you were telling me? Or perhaps you mistook me for someone else.

Oops sorry I must have mistook u for someone

So how u

Geofavor:
hellooooo, what did you take this morning?

Opa eyin with jedi

Y u dey ask

RobinHez:

really?

Yea

dharay99:

trace d post back to its genesis.
U will see who u should b quotinq.


mtcheeeeew.

Is that all

Mtcheee

RobinHez:

Rate of success this year was high! And number of applicants were doubled this year

Not all course bro

dharay99:

& who are u quotinq 4daht.?
Is chewinq gum registered in ur eyes.?

Shut the f up

Geofavor:
smh. You mean, even the first list is not out?

Lst year was 55
Last year applicant was much more Dan dis year own
So y do u think they will change it
to61While acturisl science is 50

dharay99:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2829196_img20150906wa0005_jpeg420fda0087e5851bff97cb602beba8b8

dreaminq on.!

Na ur own cut off be dat




Itz not appealing to me
Bus admin 61
Meshonu there

iamtimt:
Is any1 writing yabatech post ume here??

Me ooo.....I already bought the form so why waste my money
Am going to sit for it. On the eleven sha

SwagkingDope:
Medical engineering

August 24TH,11a.m in the morning at ADEC

CHEI!!! ADEC A.C na dieeee! As i yos cum 4rm hall e be lie say them deport me 4rm abload!

Xame experience. Ooo

The admission list
Everybody go and check the jamb website now




Am hapi



Very hapi


Very very happy


Welcome

To



Jamb website







Go and check if its out

CreekReporter:
Exactly bros..... I miss all those your stories o

Hehehe those my sec school stories abi

Hmm....actually whenever they caned me....it usually change me back to my default setting

But I think we teens nowadays what we need is dialogue and it should not be too much

My mum wanna advise me coz some girls are calling me players....she used like 4 hours....midway I was tired....the use of dialogue should not be long...


I think it is step by step
When the child can read a to z u will use spanking(small chilo for head e don do)
Wen he start reading 1 to 100 u can use canning ( I calls it Dr do good)
When the child is able to read (u will mix both spanking and canning)
When he becomes a teen starting from fifteen you will begin the use of dialogue

Simple as that.... Also make ur child to trust you....

CreekReporter:
I need one ooo... the one wey big pass that uniben swimming pool self

Hehehe creek wan buy jacuzzi....u don't wanna enter danfo shey

CreekReporter:
lol. I don repent oo.
I'm now a peace maker.


by the way, your moniker got me thinking, you dey sell jacuzzi?

I

Hehehehehehehehe
Shey u wan buy.

CreekReporter:
lol. why u dey vex Na?

Me no vex ooo
Thanks to those with long legs... This one wey u travel so na so d thread dey kool.. Wen I check wella I see say d instigator of dispute no dey around



How ur lyf na

Ray360:
You no go understand. When experience speaks, Ignorance should be all ears. You need to see how people were crying! a girl (name withheld) went to wAec office at Aduwawa in Benin for Correction, still she Couldn't emend the error, at last, her admission was forfeited. I wept for her. it's better to be realistic with people than nursing a spineless hope for them

Owk ooo
Mr experience


Lemme go and re check all my document to see if everything correlate with each other




I learnt on thing today

When experience speaks ignorance should be all ears

RobinHez:
He did the best thing bro..

Who knows
Anything can happen

Ray360:
I am very frank and candid on this. Uniben will not accept Affidavit. they will edit your name from the kofa site. but if the there is any error in your date of birth on your WAEC cert, an affidavit will not still suffice. well, let's see how it goes. what I am overly sure is that Uniben don't Accept affidavit.

Abeg give her hope....
No dey chatter person dreams when the person neva wake

Ray360:
Uniben don't accept Affidavit. that's to tell you how crazy that school is. any error on any of the requirements might be costly

Chai my long leg source say make I palm everything go balm


The lecture told me that like storm i should calm

RobinHez:
The 1st time u wrote that, I thought twas an error...but now, I think u're tensed!



Good!

.thank God with ur sarcastic comments.... I knows it is not yet outout