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Celebrities / Re: ‘This Is Too Much’ Iyabo Ojo, Others React As Eniola Tensions Fans With Photos by Jackossky(m): 9:31am On Dec 10, 2021
Consumerism
Why not learn a skill today to fund that lifestyle.
Investment / Re: Giving Back To The Community by Jackossky(m): 8:39pm On Dec 09, 2021
It funnies me how people will be looking and let opportunities pass them by.
See, true wealth exist.People are still making legit money on net o.
Business / Re: Paypal Funds Supplier Needed by Jackossky(m): 7:10pm On Dec 09, 2021
Ameenboy:
I need 100$ PayPal funds clean
Available
Investment / Giving Back To The Community by Jackossky(m): 4:30pm On Dec 08, 2021
To start this, I will say I believed years back that people make money online
I was in search of this truth and kept asking, seeking online on how I can make money with just my phone. See ehn, This search yielded no result, no rich guy did I see that disclosed the source of his wealth. What I do hear is “ Stay dedicated and be consistent with whatever you do”

Abegii, I needed money not those advice but after convocation from school with one of the best result in my department, I still didn’t have a leeway. Jews, I was tired of asking my parents for money

To cut the long story short, I met a guy on my way who showed me the endless possibilities in the internet and how he is making millions. You heard right, this guy is making MILLIONS

I deemed it fit to show only 10 people, just ten people the secret to a financial break
It was for me. It’s a skill I will be teaching you and how to make money from it. After a week, you should have made your 100k without stress


Now, if you are interested, comment below with your number and we can contact on WhatsApp


Lastly, I will like to say I learnt it for N30,000. However, I will be teaching only for #15,000.

If after two weeks you were unable to recoup your money, I will refund you your whole money.


Remember, I will only be attending to the first 10 people.
Nairaland / General / Re: Get Your Verified Paypal Account. by Jackossky(m): 2:29am On Dec 08, 2021
This is an enviable skill. I will advice anyone to learn it

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Career / Re: How Does One Deal With Indecisiveness? by Jackossky(m): 8:46pm On Dec 02, 2021
I do think you are at a critical stage
CHill and get more information, you can’t be everything... There are things that can only be discovered with time for then, your inclination would have become more poignant. That’s my thought anyway.
Education / Re: Bribe: Lecturer Threatens To Stop Me From Graduating by Jackossky(m): 9:41pm On Oct 27, 2021
Matter be like bicycle.
Romance / Re: I Didn’t Cum- Man Tells Ashawo Who Confronted Him After He Refused To Pay Her by Jackossky(m): 9:36pm On Oct 27, 2021
I thought the rule was to "cum before payment" grin
Do update me if it has changed.

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Education / Re: History Of Queen Mary 1 AKA "Bloody Mary" Of England. by Jackossky(m): 8:53pm On Oct 25, 2021
This is something I like to read.

#Glued
Romance / Re: Please Is It Bad To Send These Photos To A Girl? Her Boyfriend Got Angry At Me by Jackossky(m): 8:47pm On Oct 25, 2021
Easy judge
These were done by different people.

If you are the coordinator, then, damn, you're good. Let me learn some marketing skills.
Education / Re: Ibadan Poly Student Gets Award For Being Girlfriend To Departmental President by Jackossky(m): 5:19pm On Oct 25, 2021
The guy that wrote that is a jerk cool

"Her wifely support..."

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Career / Re: 91-year-old Professor, Ajagbe Toriola Oyewo, Makes The 2021 SAN List by Jackossky(m): 2:18pm On Oct 23, 2021
Grace001:



She bawo ?

Ooops. It was a typo
Rectified it grin

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Celebrities / Re: Total Transformation Of A “church Girl Gone Wild” Goes Viral Online (VIDEO) by Jackossky(m): 10:07am On Oct 23, 2021
Yoruba will say " Ibo ni o foruko si to n lo je ****" cheesy
Career / Re: 91-year-old Professor, Ajagbe Toriola Oyewo, Makes The 2021 SAN List by Jackossky(m): 9:56am On Oct 23, 2021
Just when he is about to go greet the makergrin

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Business / Re: We’re Unaware Of Otedola’s Share Acquisitions – FBN Holdings by Jackossky(m): 9:21am On Oct 23, 2021
etibaba:
I beg to differ, if you are termed as the Majority share holder then you should have more than half the shares.

Not really.

In business, being a majority share holder means you are the only one with the highest shares. It could be a 1% margin; just as long as you are the highest. You grab?



Edited: I am seeing some articles online that says it must be above 50%. Will get back to you on this.


Re-edited: You are actually right. I couldn't find a name for someone with the highest shares ( which is less than 50%)

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 40 Injured And Others Feared Dead As Gas Explosion Hits Descham, China [videos ] by Jackossky(m): 10:25pm On Oct 21, 2021
Oops. My bad
Education / Re: See How Young Your Deception Began!!! by Jackossky(m): 9:45pm On Oct 19, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:


grin Not at all! I do love and respect mathematics for it is about ACCURACY AND PRECISION AND AWARENESS

THE LAW IS VERY PRECISE.


As I told the Satan above, half is reasonable and even decent.

But, being Truthful, would you be happy to receive 1/16th of an orange or 3/37 of a Plot of land?

Does it have any good use?

No.
Thanks for answering that question and sorry for my delayed reply . Yes the number might seem inconsequential, but as a law student/ graduate, you'd know that the "House" requires 2/3rd members to veto any bill the president fails to sign into law.
Even to unseat the president, you need two - third of the house which is a fraction.

Dtruthspeaker:

let me tell you what The Law has done and what is waiting for you in these cases, IT IS TOO SMALL AND INVALUABLE THAT NO COURT ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, WOULD HEAR YOUR MATTER.

IT WOULD BE THROWN OUT!

AND NO FAIR AND GOOD LAWYER WILL TAKE UP YOUR MATTER ONLY A WICKED ONE WHO IN ADDITION TO YOUR LOSS WILL STILL TAKE YOUR MONEY TO PROSECUTE YOUR MATTER.

So I embarked on this journey to understand why People Lose their Rights.

And one of the reasons is because, THEY HAVE BEEN TRICKED INTO LOSING IT.


True, but numbers be it fraction or decimals are dynamic and not restrictive just to court cases. There is a reason why N10,000 when converted to bitcoin is 0.0000000**
If you choose to ignore this numbers, you get nowhere.

Ever taken a glimpse at the BOP before? You see those digits after the whole numbers, they are very significant. Ignoring them is welcoming a disequilibrium in the economy.

Another instance is the exchange rate. You can try convert 200 naira to a dinar. If as a company you don't mind the decimals, just pray you don't get audited.

Should we talk about price of petrol in the international market? The crux is, fraction matters a lot when you remove if from a narrow to a broader sphere. Also, decimals as I made mention could be converted to fractions and otherwise.


Do you then see the importance of numbers that are not whole?

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Dated A Cultist? How Did You Find Out & Pulled Out? by Jackossky(m): 9:05pm On Oct 19, 2021
I like what I read. So, here is something close.

There was this rainy afternoon when all 100l student were to have a class, it was a GST class then and if you are in school, you know how full such class can get? On this day, I was early to have booked a sit for myself , then, friends were not much and I'm just a new guy but with fantasies of seeing more than my sight can. I was on my voyage of exploring but then came a beautiful black lady.
I later found out her name to be Glory (Not real name though), she looked tensed and in her frantic effort to secure an already occupied seats, eyes were fixated on her while the lecture was going on.

To save her from the embarrassment, I ushered her a glint of hope by creating a mini space as I was sitting at the edge. She saw me, moving towards my sit and in her eyes, I saw a glimpse of 'thank-you' look registered on her face.
"It's an honour" my eyes reflected back and while the lecture was going on, her tight body glued to mine and the feel was as intense as the rain pouring in its anger.
Then, Maybe it was the juvenile exuberance or something more sinister within me for my hands wandered to hers, our fingers locked and while the lecturer was being so serious, narrating the story of the Ogiso Dynasty, our hands were revelling in the feel of each other palm.

Eyes were fixated at the lecturer as I remove my hands and meandered ... ( Chai, I don spoil finish)


After the hot-smooch class session I had with Glory, I didn't see her for a long time. In my school then, there was a place notorious for cultism and considered a den of ravagers. It was known as XANGA

One day, I ventured into this mad vicinity only to meet a leaflet of my past... GLORY


Petite as she was, in full black regalia and her body contours draped in a pure black linen; she approached me, accompanied by two females in differing wears. My heart fluttered but I kept my calm as she walked brazenly towards my direction ( I swear, I don tire to write o)

It was a swift discussion as I pledged to meet again - that night, behold the sight I saw. It was Glory standing at my door post wearing a black gown which my mind dismissed at that time "Someone actually described where you st..." She was saying when my lips caught hers in midair, pulling her in and the scene reminded me of Christian and Anastasia (50 shades freed).
*PS: I am on a sabbatical leave, sorry, I promised myself not to recount a sex scene for a while *

We did it that night, again and again, unknown to me, she was the leader of one of the leading female cult group.

She didn't want to tell me at first but a certain day, a friend of mine was walking and before I could tell her about the girl that just entered the eatery with an entourage, my friend - Tosin (Still not real name) held me and said we should change direction. He told me if I knew who that girl was, " I kinda know her" I replied with the intent to surprise my friend when he sees the public display of affection she'd give me.

"See, you don't know that girl and pray you don't ever meet her. She is the leader of Bleep ❤️ group. " he sauntered on, changing direction " Have you heard of Xabel?" he asked; nodding my head -" Their group was the reason why Lecturer Jide is in prison now. They set him up and massacred..." He continued with low voice while realisation began to dawn on me.

The picture started fitting and I could remember the first night she was standing at my door post, that moment she was undressing and have to remove some cowries around her waist. She told me then that it was for protection and I just took to be one of those superstitious belief prevalent in Nigeria.

Getting home, I was deep in thought and know I have to remove myself from this relationship, I just knew it within myself. For some mysterious reason, she didn't come around for days. After 4 days, I can't remember the particular reason I ventured to Xanga(That notorious place I said was a haven of cult group). I think I came to pickup some foodstuff; food there was cheap.

I was midway when I got accosted by some mean looking group of girls. They seemed different and the air around them reads danger. I was about to bolt but decided to stay calm "calmness always work" I muttered to myself amidst my Internal flight instinct. That night was one I will never forget in a hurry.

I can't say how they did it, I just knew I shook one of the females hand and the next thing I could remember was that I found myself in a totally new environment encircled by wolfish looking females- some were older, some younger however, I couldn't make out their distinct faces due to the dim environment we were in.
I can't pride myself to be the most handsome but then, here I am. In the midst of the deadly female Rival group - This group is different from that of Grace or should I say Xabel? -
Family / Re: Family Land: My Step elder Brother Wants The Survey Document To Bear His Name by Jackossky(m): 8:41am On Oct 17, 2021
I have told myself never to be involved in any land brouhaha. Just for 4 feets of land, many lives could be sent to Oblivion.
Land that one can buy in few years time, you shouldn't even see your dad's land as a prized posession.
To the op, you know that your mum is the second --legally married - wife, you should bear in mind that the first-wife son ( Even an heir at that) has a 'bigger' right to the land. Well, the family owns the land.

From the way you spoke, if I was the elder brother, I will sell the land and share the money equally. Your faction seems to distrust him


Maybe that's one thing my younger ones would enjoy from me, all family heirloom/properties would be left in their care. I hate when something ties me down.
Romance / Re: . by Jackossky(m): 7:56am On Oct 17, 2021
Seems this thread will be a shocker

.*I just dey here dey sip kunu*
Lemme place my sit somewhere over there

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Education / Re: 16-yr-old Secondary School Student Kills Classmate In Supremacy Fight by Jackossky(m): 5:51am On Oct 17, 2021
I do feel inclined to believe Ayo ( the one who narrated that that altercation was as a result of them dragging a bag)
Rip to the dead. It must have been a shocker to both of them.
Business / Re: One Reason You're Still Broke As Young Person by Jackossky(m): 12:57am On Oct 14, 2021
bodybuilder:


Yeah. But that's why mathematics exist , you'll still try to find patterns in randomness. You can leave everything to fate.

That's the Crux, fate is what we make it to be. There is no solid proof that one pattern is the best


That's why the society today celebrates all successful people (Emphasis on "all successful"wink

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Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Jackossky(m): 12:33am On Oct 14, 2021
Anyone have the redmi 5 plus screen?
Also, the cracker too if available
Location: Lagos
Business / Re: One Reason You're Still Broke As Young Person by Jackossky(m): 12:12am On Oct 14, 2021
Funny enough, life doesn't have a manual.

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Education / Re: Please I Need Suggestion On How To Manage 10k A Month As An Undergraduate. by Jackossky(m): 1:02pm On Oct 10, 2021
This reminds me of my days when I was in school. Receiving an 'allawee' of 25-30k monthly... Didn't have a girlfriend I spend heavily on, don't drink nor do I smoke. To cap it all, all this betting companies were envious of me for I don't patronise their outlet.wink

With this way of life, even the 30k wasn't enough, talkless of saving.
I'd fill gas, a packet of indomie, packet of spaghetti, a pale of garri accompanied with milk and and sugar... Oh, grinded pepper and tomato paste to help cushion the spaghetti plus textbooks I will have to buy.


What I just know is, it wasn't enough. I will advise you diversify, make sure your class note is upto date, then sell photocopies of it. Do little task for your friends like paying their school fees and other school payments
. Cafe collects upto 1k but it's something you can do with your phone and print it out for 50 naira or less
Lastly, be modest and considerate.

My little penny
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Emotionally Attached To People? How Do You Stop? by Jackossky(m): 7:17pm On Oct 07, 2021
Go out more
Romance / Re: I Just Realized Something New About Nairaland by Jackossky(m): 7:13pm On Oct 07, 2021
President Buhari
Education / Re: See How Young Your Deception Began!!! by Jackossky(m): 6:23pm On Oct 07, 2021
Dear op, I think you have an apathy for mathematics and that is why you decided to go for law. However, I humbly think your assertion is false.

I have once watched an educational movie where a tree was about to fall or something close to that (the memory is now a bit haphazard) and the two guys made use of some formula - that has square root embedded - to calculate the actual point the targeted tree would fall at
The fault lies with the education system in Nigeria for not making mathematics to be as practical as what's obtained in the west

Also, I will like for you to explain why square root seems unnatural to you while ordinary numbers are considered otherwise

In essence, it's ludicrous to adjudge that whole-numbers is what's in use in everyday life... Halves are part of fraction.
Travel / Re: My Barcelona Trip by Jackossky(m): 5:58pm On Oct 06, 2021
Lemme put this down here as a reminder.
One day, I'm gonna tour all these cities and more. I swear, I will see more than my sight can...
Family / Re: The Cost Of Getting Married To A Poor Family by Jackossky(m): 5:44pm On Oct 06, 2021
This is why I always advise parents not to give birth to more than four children. Even that four sef Na Overkill.

In this life, there is joy in contentment.
Op, your shortcoming is realising this after 8 years of kinky fuckery. I will advise you marry her and migrate, when your fortune change, you can always come back to make amend
Money sometimes is a soothsayer.
Crime / Re: 75years Old Woman In Delta Climbs Nepa Pole To Fix Light. Pics Inside by Jackossky(m): 5:05pm On Oct 06, 2021
Hilarious. Mama no one hear say Dem bring light, e no con dey her house.
Twale

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Business / Re: Help! Embarrassing Calls From Loan Companies by Jackossky(m): 7:00pm On Oct 05, 2021
Very funny. What way do you expect them to recover their money? You should be investigated for having a close contact as a fraudulent debtor
I am just joking though.
They do send such message under the notion that there is a 51% chance you are in close contact. Might even be your next door neighbor or someone who would want to come through for such friend to save him/her from such monumental disgrace.

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