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Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Jackossky(m): 6:35pm On Apr 15, 2022
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NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 3:23pm On Apr 14, 2022
There was a day I missed the parade. I went to the clinic just to collect Vitamin C.
It was few days to the parade competition.

" Sola, sokoto had a big dispute with a girl today"

Ahmed told me as I stepped into hostel 9. Immediately, I searched out sokoto. Saw him heading towards his bunk.

I left Ahmed, (A fellow platoon member) to meet sokoto. He was just as he is. I actually felt he is one reticent guy
When I met him, kastina was beside his bunk.
that was when the ordeal was relayed to me in full


A girl, let me call her Janet was to stand beside Sokoto during parade. she felt Sokoto would not align with others when they start to March and she refused to hold sokoto hand.

when we were being taught how to March slowly (Sloooow, March!), we had to lock hands with the person beside us. I think the reason for this is to make the line straight and a sense of oneness among fellow Corp members.

she was rude about it and this draw the attention of the whole platoon. It was nowondering obvious she want to make Sokoto the object of ridicule. In his anger, sokoto went all out on her via words, he wasn't too eloquent with English but when speaking Hausa, the atmosphere changed. You'd get the feeling that this is one big man in the North. Not just your regular northern guy.



As Sokoto demonstrated how he chided the lady, emotions of pride swelled within me. He had to explain some things in Hausa which Kastina helped me interprete.
I was proud of him. She got what she served

He was so eloquent while saying his mind in Hausa, you'd say this is a different man but when he uses English, he looks funny to watch. I like him


Life in camp isn't that sweet, I know you've seen tapes and shots of guys and girls in camp, well, most times, those pictures were taken during parade, carnival day or on the day all Corpers leave camp.


in Yikpata, they were very conservatI've, they don't need to spew it out but their disposition says it all. Hugging a girl will get you a flare talk more of a standing alone with her for hours.

It's like a CCTV is placed at your back watching your every move.
NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 2:20pm On Apr 14, 2022
It was mad fun on the parade ground.Though it wasn't instrumental in giving a better ppa but then, the fun is there

There's a guy called Sokoto. I later became good friends with him, he promises me that whenever I come to Abuja, he'd book a standard hotel for me.

I saw something different in the man. He looks old but then, he has substance.

Some do feel Hausa are stupid and naive people, how wrong they were.

When sokoto March on the parade ground, it's always a bout of laughter. He might be going right when others are going left but I love his temerity, he wanted to learn. Despite the public jest dished to him by the soldier commanding us, he still shows up on the parade ground everytime

"Sola!"
He always called with a smile plastered on his face
NYSC / Re: 21 Days In Okada, Edo State by Jackossky(m): 12:58pm On Apr 14, 2022
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XXII, this is my experience.



Sits down
Lemme sip this in

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NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Jackossky(m): 4:26pm On Apr 13, 2022
Spherical77:
Any relocation done outside camp takes just 24hrs to reflect on your dashboard. It's 60k for all state including FCT

Yes i can change LG

How much to change LG?
Kwara state. Your phone number also
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Jackossky(m): 2:40pm On Apr 13, 2022
Spherical77:
I understand your view. I do not need to sugercoat anything pertaining to my work. Nonetheless, I've helped a lot of people on this forum with regards to NYSC. I do that on a daily basis

Yeah, people need review of my work to convince them. Maybe henceforth, I'd start telling anyone who come for my service to give proof once they get their work done

Relocation outside camp doesn't take this much, I'd advice you to look for alternative. I don't use Escow or whataview. Once you make payment, your work will be done and reflect on your dashboard within 24hrs



Can you change LG?
AND how much for relocation to Lagos.
NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 1:45pm On Apr 11, 2022
I have noticed certain animals that looks like toad, just that their skin is akin to the sand there. Except you're observant, you won't notice.

there's also the band group. If you're trying to work your ppa while in camp, go close to the Ict guys. Be bold, speak to any of them

That was my mistake. If you want to relocate, do it while in camp. Don't let anyone deceive you.

Meet your platoon officer, how I wish someone told me this a month ago?

Joining the parade group won't give you an edge
It's just for show. If there's something you can use your time for, do it, I joined the parade group too
NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 1:36pm On Apr 11, 2022
That was the same thing I heard from beautiful girls that should have represented our platoon in Miss Nysc. ALL scared of winning

BNXN later had to audition and he won. Though, he didn't take first but man still won something.


The heat there was still mad. Aside those using the main toilet, I never got to see the inside. I heard it's neat. I always schedule my pooing exercise. Not as if I do that often
Let's say once every three or four days and it's always with the popular shot-put method.

THE reason is that I'm scared of getting infected. Even if WC is looking Clean as f*ck, I'd be darned to rest my buttocks on it to poo

My previous school thought me a lot.

Talking about groups, aside OBS which are the media, we have the red cross group, well, they apply first aid
Many people fainted
Like, it was a galore and the State coordinator really tried. Mrs Olaleye Francisca. I think that's the name. she took us as her children. Always smiling and she do threaten us a times.

Well, I'm either at the kitchen or on the parade ground.


For the food, well, people do not like the Tea. I will tell you to come with Milk, chocolate and sugar. All those ants that surround sugar are not present in Yikpata. I remember in lagos, a drop of sugar will invite the whole army into your house but in Yikpata, I noticed not a single one.

There is no need to come with a mosquito net too. Thank God I didn't go with one. There's no reason to use it

Where you are battling with heat, you want to use a mosquito net
I pity you


No mosquitos there. They all went for a holiday. I guess it's the mad sun
NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 1:10pm On Apr 11, 2022
Whenever it's the turn of man o war, it's always frenzy in parade. The OBS squad, this is an acronym for "Orientation Broadcasting service" Can't say if it's service or station, already forgotten. Well, it's a media group
They are in charge of reporting and taking pictures

I actually wanted to join them as I heard that the OBS group is one that has advantage. You get posted to a nice ppa(Place of primary assignment)

However, when I wanted to join, the grouP was disjointed and there's already familiarity among them.It wasn't just for me
WELL, they play hits song during the early morning parade. I really love that part. I get to dance and oh! I had fans
People wanting to watch me dance every morning. I'm not a great dancer but as a Lagosian, to gbese is a must


Camp was becoming fun. Day 4 or so, I heard they need workers in the kitchen
WEll, the demons in me just wanted to be there.

Besides, what's there to get scared of. I thought people that would volunteer would be many but it's just me. Like, I'm the only corper there.
Guess others are still trying to get their square root or something

However, an official I met told me that some has been there in the morning and they'd be back.

I took a breath.

So, that's how I found myself in the kitchen.
When those guys came in the night, I was already familiar with one of the kitchen staff.

Well, he's a guy aNd young. Asked him some funny questions and it was just.... Just awesome


Later in the night when I met others, one said he was the leader. Good for him, for me, it's an anarchy.

I took no invite from anyone.

serving in the kitchen has mad fun.If others are eating two spoon of rice, I get to eat three.

I later came to the illation that I don't have to work as hard as I did at first when I was new in the kitchen

Being in the kitchen had it perks, started gaining friends from my hostel.

Like, it was mad. Knowing I'm the one to serve you, you just have to be nice to me.

The officials didn't let me do as I pleased,I was sanctioned severally for giving some people two meat instead of one

I later understood the game and played it well.

Food do waste some times as some don't like the food being served. Especially when allawee came in, Mehn! no one wanted to come to the kitchen again.

I really served in the kitchen and the bad side to it was that it was more of a personal service that went unnoticed.

I will really miss those women. They always put it to me that I'm very lazy yet, they will ask me to do this and do that


BNXN was there, it was time for socials and his platoon asked him to be the Mr Macho representing the group

He didn't want to. He was shy and also, he wanted to relocate. He was told that if he won, there's nothing like relocation for him.

what a delimma

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NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 9:07am On Apr 05, 2022
There was also the man of war. They are cool but I do enjoy them.

Before I add this, after waking up, we move to the parade ground in troops. we the Christian singles praises while the Muslims leave for the mosques instead of coming to the parade ground

After let's say 30 minutes, they join up in the parade ground. That's where I met Ismaila( Not real name but man is a Muslim, all the way from lag)

He turned out to be a fine friend. His lifestyle matched mine.Same woes and to cap it all, he was also in hostel 9.

You wouldn't know he has money but man gat millions stocked up.I found out the last four days before leaving camp.
Well, after the morning charade, where the camp coordinator makes her speech, and some platoon members give a stunning morning motivation (Don't really listen to it though, have my earpieces stuck in my ears blasting "I'm not racist" by Joyner Lucas and "Deeper than rap" by John hus.
I felt an attraction to those music, they resonates with my soul. Omo Ope by Asa key still does wonder
NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 8:52am On Apr 05, 2022
The activities were just there.

Early morning, we have to wake up around 4am, you have to fetch water before they blow the "bigle" that small trumpet.


The soldiers were harsh at first, always shouting at the top of their voice and coordinating us to the parade ground .
NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 8:46am On Apr 05, 2022
My new hostel was shown to me, it was a big hall. I had the opportunity of choosing a bunk so I felt it's better to take the cubicle at the far back... That was something I lived to regret.
I felt the ventilation would be more and just that decision marred my days spent


Day 6, I felt like crying to the camp director

I had catarrh
Cough
Hot body
lack of sleep
Sore throathroar


It was a whole lot with guys there . Though BNXN took the upper bunk, I was also at the upper bunk just that we were not far from each other.
NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 9:41pm On Apr 03, 2022
In the hostel 9, there were over 200 bed stands there. For a bedstead, there are 2 people ( Lower bunk and upper bunk)

That's 400 people. imagine 400 people occupying one room. it was

I got placed in the first platoon and BNXN was given platoon 2. This was an oversight by me. I thought as we enter the ict room, we will be in the same platoon .
The logic was, the number is given in a sequential order.

If 10 people enter at once and the first was given platoon 1, the 10th person will be given platoon 10. if Someone enters again, he/ she will be given platoon 1.

That's just how it is like a circle. A platoon is just like a group. Well, at first it might seem weird but with time, you'd be so balanced in your platoon and make friends.

Intra (within) platoon friendship is very easy . As a platoon 1 member, making friends in platoon 10 will be so hard except you meet on another setting this can be SAED groups, church group, OBS group or different groups in camp.
There's also the part of being a good socialist, no platoon stands in isolation, during parade, platoon 4 will be in between platoon 3 and 5.

Well, that's a hotbed for friendship too



How wrong I was?
NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 11:10pm On Apr 02, 2022
Some will say they look forward to it but maybe for the first two days, after that, you'd start asking yourself what you are doing here.

The registration process was smooth, saw that the bathroom was okay. Those that reported earlier were given a nice hostel "Harmony" and those that came late like me, I think I reported 2 days after the date I was asked to report

I was taken to a new hostel
Hostel 9.

This hostel was clean and I made mistake thinking it would be ventilated

Day three, I had catarrh and cough. The environment wasn't friendly to me. For someone coming from lagos, this was hell.


The amount of water I drink everyday was above regular. To cap it all, I piss less often

Yikpata
There is the problem of water too.
NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 10:56pm On Apr 02, 2022
The sun was so hot that I kept drinking water and the funny thing is, I did not ease myself. Maybe it was due to my body composition but NO, after 4 days in camp, I realised it's a general problem. Even BNXN attested that he only eased himself once in three days

Same with other Corp members. Early morning, I had to wake by 3 to fetch water and before 5, the trumpet would be blown in a special sequence insinuating that all corpers should move towards the parade ground.
NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 10:44pm On Apr 02, 2022
First, I noticed that in the morning, the water I used to sanitize my hand was hot. This indicated that the weather must have been an extremely hot weather for it to make the water to still be hot till morning; this wasn't far from the truth. Before afternoon, I already drank 10 pure water and two bottle water.

Ha! If I continue like this, the little 40k I came with will finish in a flash.

Here I was, thinking I'd last the whole three weeks with that amount
NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 10:41pm On Apr 02, 2022
While sitting at that chair waiting for my turn, I saw so many people asked to step aside due to incomplete document, some were out rightly told to go back home.

I was just there hoping I won't be asked to go home too. I didn't have the School ID with me, told you it was collected the moment I received my certificate.

there is an alternate of collecting a letter of identification from the HOD but that involves paying money
I evaded that payment. What will be will be. I hope this decision doesn't cost me?

It got to my turn and I passed the verification process. I wasn't asked for WAEC result and it seems the man understood that I don't have to show my ID when I'm with my certificate.

* A cool air pervaded my skin *

That was wow.

Finally, I'm a corp member.


Let the Camping Begin!

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NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 10:48pm On Apr 01, 2022
Preparation began in earnest to get registered the next day. seeing the document I was to submit, I knew I didn't have one of it. We were asked to submit passport, Certificate and those I wrote earlier

The thing was, whenever my school give a certificate, you'd be asked to submit your school ID.

Some were asked to submit their WAEC result due to the fact that they look older than the age they claimed to be


"With this scrawny look and old face, how come you are just 27 years old. Show me your WAEC Certificate "

This was the inspector officer comment on one of the prospective Corp member.
NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 8:34pm On Mar 30, 2022
The room had a fan. Not bad for a hostel. I want to clear this, on my first visit, the hostel was not that bad to sleep in. Just a student sized bed and you have to use your bedspread to cover it and then sleep.

do I have to mention, though we had fan in our room, It wasn't working. Well, I realised that the problem is coming from the switch and it's something we can fix the next day

The Ventilation coming from the windows was enough to cool everyone. What a respite from today's stress?
Only if I had known what was to come...
NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 9:45pm On Mar 29, 2022
We alighted and moved towards the barricaded point and we're asked to open our bags. Inspection started in earnest and we were fooled by those sellers at Maraba that said they don't accept Metal spoons. It was accepted but those who came with half crocs (A particular type of shoe) were confiscated. Thank God I didn't bring one

As we registered at the gate, we were directed to the clinic for Covid 19 test. I was pensive as I watched how it was being done. Something like a long wool is taken into the nose stream and then screwed sideways, left alone then removed . It was a gruesome process as I watched but the student that were tested didn't budge at it. I felt it wasn't a big deal as I watched
Deep down, I was still scared.

I was sitting on the long bench outside waiting for my turn

" Who no no say Warri na Pako?"

I heard a guy bellowed as he talked continuously.

Well, why do many Warri guys have to do this? I just sat there with BNXN till it got to my turn.


" Bros, abeg suffry oo, "

" Wetin you bring for me na"

He asked with enthusiasm indicative of a young professional

He brought the Wool and inserted it to my nose. Well, what we fear is a false perception of reality. It wasn't as bad as I thought.

Met an Igbo girl that night that was sticking to me and BNXN. She is not that beautiful so I don't really take I twist in her. We exchanged names and got talking about our different institutions.

When we all finished at the clinic, we were told to go to the main hall and come look at me asking for directions everywhere
Seeing as people were putting on their white on white was ... a spectacular sight

I just kept walking hoping my registration goes smoothly.

Getting to the hall was the exact moment the officials were closing the gate.
What this means is that there is no where for us to sleep that night.

We went back to where we kept our bags and ask the officials if we could get a temporary lodge or something.

Time was already 10 -11pm

A man who I later find out to be part of the officials asked us to follow him when he asked where we were heading to

He took us to a hostel that was partitioned into several room. Oh! He took the girl to a different hostel
NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 10:53pm On Mar 28, 2022
As we approached the camp in the camp, time was past 9. There were camp officials at the entrance who directed our motor to move back
NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 10:49pm On Mar 28, 2022
Got to Ilorin and from there to post office then finally Maraba which I'm to board a car to Yikpata. I wished I didn't buy some things like a white short from home, it's lesser in Maraba or its just me
Maybe I don't know how to haggle price much. From Maraba, to Ilorin, the driver said he is collecting #1,500
That's where I knew the journey just started.
I had to buy a towel and a bedspread at Maraba plus 2 buckets
We moved in the name of the father and it was such a long journey. The motor even break down along the road but it was something that needed a quick fix.

That was when the driver revealed he is a NUPE. They are even known as Tapa and their language sounds so much like Yoruba. I could decode what they are saying to a large extent.


After spending two -three hours on the road, I got to Yikpata. It was a camp with no fence

The driver said the reasons for this is due to the security of the place

I was told if I continue moving ahead before we made a detour, I will get to Niger.


It was night, I couldn't enjoy the scenery

NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 8:39am On Mar 28, 2022
That's how it looks like from my view

NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 8:36am On Mar 28, 2022
After the whole travail towards evening, I got to Ilorin...

My perception of the town was obscured. It looked old and modern at the same time. I found that they have an international airport. I'm not too sure if it's international or local but it looked like it.

Finally
Ilorin

NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 8:34am On Mar 28, 2022
From oyo, it was like 59km to Ogbomoso.

Verry faaaar


Ogbomoso

NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 8:32am On Mar 28, 2022
The road was pliable
It was a long Journey. Before the bus took off, I spent 3 hours at the park

Ancient town of Oyo

NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 8:25am On Mar 28, 2022
From Mile 2, I was up on taking pictures.

Somewhere in Ibadan

NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 10:41pm On Mar 23, 2022
Here it is

NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 11:09am On Mar 22, 2022
I left that early morning and 9am, I was already at Mile 2 on my way to Camp.

I reasoned I will get thing like bucket on the road. What a wise decision it is. I travelled light.

Reaching Mile 2, being that I mostly take Iyare and Efex motors, I had no idea where to find buses going to Ilorin



Below is a pics of mile 2
NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 10:29am On Mar 22, 2022
Fortunately, a very good colleague of mine called me saying he is going to camp the next day.

"Sola, howfar na? "

"I dey o"
"Long time, how your side"

"Omo, I just dey stressed up oo. I dey run some things for here "

" Sola, me dey go Kwara tomorrow ooo... One camp like this... Yikpa... "

"Yikpata" I completed his statement - " So, BNXN, you dey go Yikpata too, Na there dem post me o"


We spoke at length and I asked him the day he is to report. He said two days ago, almost same as mine.

How happy I was knowing he is to move the next day and .... It's made having a friend I really care for coming to same camp as me.





In the night, mum prepared a delicious meal and I savored every moment knowing it's a send forth meal concealed in form of good gesture.

I bet the woman is tired of me

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NYSC / Re: Sojourn To Yikpata (lost In Kwara) by Jackossky(m): 10:17am On Mar 22, 2022
I knew when I got to the camp, I won't be able to charge my phone in hostels. Only in a market that was known as (Mammy Market). Much details on this market later.


Knowing that, the need for a power bank was so much. Just two days for me to resume and I had to order the oraimo 27000 Mah power bank.
The time frame for delivering it is too long and the igbo guy sold me a new age power bank.


By now, I have spent so much money then I realised that I have to photocopy my document.

I saw a shop open and it must be new since I haven't taken much notice to it. I strolled in hurriedly, I have already spent half of the day and I'm no where near finished.

I was furious as to what document to photocopy, I was told that I only needed 5 document - School ID CARD, Call up letter, greencard, passport (atleast 10), statement of result and they should all be original.

For me, I already collected my certificate and on collection of that certificate, My school ID card was taken


I hope there won't be problem when I get to camp and the camp officials ask me to go back to school... That would be a waste of money. I'm just pensive

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