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DrizzyJ123:
Please who has finished their FMVA exams. I need help pleaseeeee!!!

2nd cohort
Certified

Invest now, or just lose it.

I feel it's a good investment with more than 50% ROI in 3-7 years. It's called strategic buying. Hey! It's your choice, if you have better use for your money, why not? THE GOAL IS TO BECOME RICH AFTERALL

One thing about investment is, the higher the risk, the higher the profit. There are people that makes money off real estate, don't let me Google the worth of that Industry

If you are in Nigeria and have upto 2 million naira, why not get a land in Badagry? I don't know why people are sleeping on this

Did you hear of the seaport approval? Do you know that Lagos state has to cite it's Polytechnic to either Epe or Badagry(Most probable choice)


There are so many opportunities scattered in that coastal city, lands in Badagry is not yet on the high end, expanse of land you can ask an estate surveyor to help you with

If you don't take advantage now, prepare to regret tomorrow.

Badagry shares border with Benin Republic, you don't have to worry about security. People in Badagry complain of too much security; from Custom to Air force, Navies, immigration, Nafdac, police, you name it

So, you don't have to worry about kidnapping. No place for them to hide, Badagry is one of the most peaceful place to stay in Lagos, you won't have to bother about traffic either

If you have a business; you can relocate it there. One of the bane of staying in Badagry is the roads, well, good thing, it's getting fixed and the roads are better now. Government is working round the clock to fix the road

Adron Homes is making a killing there


I am not an estate developer, so, don't think I'm doing this for commission

If you have any reservation, pen it on the comment section.



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My name is Sola and I'm into paypal creation and funding.

Jonifi:
110k

125 and I wouldn't have accepted.

Sold it already though. Thanks for taking interest

Zhark007:
Hi is it still available, and I'm also in Lagos ikotun reply let me know 08132202598

Sorry I am messaging you late. It's been sold.
To the guy that bought it, nice doing business with you.

CaptainZubi:
Dey serve with top firm where dey no go retain you.. no go find better something use your life do.

Shifted from "serving in Jigawa" to subtle Jibes.

Well, good thing. I'm business oriented. My paypal masterclass was a blast. Skills pay bro

CaptainZubi:
Coz say you serve for jigawa where every corper certain say him ppa na school. No be every corper dey serve for school okay.

Lol
I'm currently serving.

Phony

An NYSC (Teacher) not knowing that school is on holiday.

Abegii

Hi guys. For all those that made their interest known, thanks. However, someone already indicated strong interest and good thing, the person stays in Lagos.

I will be removing my number and if the deal doesn't fall through throughout the week with the person, I will reupdate this post with my number.

see you till then

Congrats to all those tht have been certified

Painful I'd be missing the Bida program

However
Cheers to greater height

Contact me Via WhatsApp


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Hi

I'm selling my PS4 with pads and games installed.
Price is 200 130K

Location: Lagos

We can meet to verify what you want to buy and see that it's working in perfect condition.

If you're outside Lagos, we can make use of escrow service too

Please, that's the last price, selling it because I want to buy a new toy

attached are pictures of the game

marvelife:
Dubai... God bless Nigerians that engage in legit work over there...
Dubai isn't an Elysium for Nigerians now.. It's somehow difficult... Been there and back on time

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Well, try to read " there and back on time" by Zuby

You'd love it

Learning...

PrincessAaaaaaa:
I don't even know what to use it for. I'm an Animal Scientist. Took the test and I've been accepted. My cohort starts October. No accounting background o

Have an interest in accounting?
Aside the Virtual analyst course, most courses requires you to have a background knowledge. I wish you luck on this Journey.

SU50:
Hello, I also registered for the course and my cohort is starting in October, I want to know the level of excel knowledge required as my knowledge of it is quite limited.

Please also share with us the link to the WhatsApp group.

Thanks.

You need no basic knowledge to start the course on excel. All process to be done on excel will be explained and if you really keep to what's being taught, you'd be better by the end.


Excel is like maths by the way. Not those hard math oo, just the logical ones.Quite simple if you ask me.

For those asking for WhatsApp group, there is no such group
Information here can be accessed by the public and cohort to come after. Taking it to WhatsApp will restrict the flow of information to only the confines of those in the group.

In order to make the process and details free, all matters relating to the FMVA course will be treated here.


Yours in study,
Sola.

Channah1:
Aaahh... Hahahahaha... I was praying you don't mention it. . Omor, the stress in that meal eh?

Okkk... , Ill try by God's grace. That oyingbo market is what is making it look like one huge task for me. I'll try Sha.

Thanks.

stay close?

tholah01:
Hello everyone,

I got accepted for the alx financial Analyst programme, I would like to join the whatsappgroup, please send me the link on adetolaadedigba@gmail.com or add me with 08135349687

congrat, brilliant mind.

Haven't you reasoned why sailors or adventurers die on sea and you would be surprised that the cause of death is thirst?

oops,even when being surrounded by water, why not scoop a little to save one's life?

To the curious mind, below is the reason why a person might die when they run out of water on sea.

According to a Quora user

The problem is, the delusion that, any liquid will re-hydrate you.

The reality is a principle called “osmosis”.

Try drinking some saltwater. Really, I mean go ahead and do that. I suggest 2 heaping tablespoons of table-salt, in 2 litres of water. You will want more than 2% w/v of saline in the water. Spike it with a little orange juice to try to keep from vomiting. Try to get it down within an hour or two.

Then, you will RUN to the toilet, and rapidly dump the contents of your guts, with every meal that you had in the last several days.

You will also be dumping large amounts of water. Some people do this as a purgative/laxative process.

If your only supply was seawater, and you consumed it for several days, this can kill you.

Osmosis starts with a membrane, that allows some things through (like water) but not other things (like NaCl table salt or sea salt).

The salty water (with high concentrations/amounts of NaCl salt in it) will actually suck water out of the cells in your gut. Salty water sucks fresh water out of your body.

Some sodium may be absorbed by your gut, and your kidneys will also be working overtime, trying to get rid of the excess.

Another fun fact is that, poor hydration can happen with high-sugar liquids. Again, it is about the high amount of solutes (stuff floating around in the liquid) compared to solvent (the water). I have encountered rest-home staff who didn’t comprehend this, and didn’t care, as they shoved high-sugar juice at elderly people with weak kidneys.

Also, drinking your own urine in the desert sounds badass, but is actually a terrible idea, due to the sodium and urea in it.




Credit: Victoria Campbell
Source: Quora







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I don't know if she's beautiful, guess I'm not a beholder but indeed, akwa Ibom girls are fine.

Met one and felt like travelling to the state.
Akwa Ibom ayaya

Santos07:
i don't have the curriculum,I'm learning how to use excel first.
And there are a lot of jobs for financial analyst

Smiles.
I use to say it, If you can be very good In except, you are a full fledged data analyst.

I knew the importance of excel in my finals then when I was still playing with Eviews

Itopsin:
I also go the scholarship.

Please does anyone have the curriculum?
What are the chances of get a job?

That will depend on you. Graduate as a honour student and you have a chance of landing yourself a job.

Itopsin:
I also go the scholarship.

Please does anyone have the curriculum?
What are the chances of get a job?

.The curriculum will be sent to your email

This thread is strictly for those that partook, partake or will like to partake in the alx Financial analyst program.

This is a meet point where you can ask questions, get help in any module or engage in intellectual discussion with like minds.

The link to enroll is below

https://www.alxafrica.com/financial-analyst?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=gt-paid&utm_campaign=fa-interests-lead-gen&utm_content=nigeria-female

Ayoradel:
Not if you appeal at an international level..
There are levels to every knowledge..

We've had Success in restoring a couple of account..

So don't be confident in your ignorance.

Next Time courteously ask questions..

Rather than conclude irrationally because you have tried and failed

Laughs.
You'd be surprised. You and I know.
I take masterclass on paypal and I'm adept at it. When I tell you that you can't get it done, trust me. You can come out with proof.

I've unblocked accounts that were temporarily blocked but you see permanent account, your so called international authorities can't unblock it.

There are cases where paypal gave back money held unjustly, each one of them took the case to court.

Paypal follows due process before they block an account. Not wonder why people are scared in having their money in paypal?

Guys like me that accept only clean funds know what we are doing.
Let me cap less.

If you fail to develop yourself, you will be underpaid.


Another thing, be loyal to your own dreams and never try to initate other's dream. You will only be a copy

If you don't work on your dreams early, those that did will employ you to work for theirs.

I got to the local government and first had to pay some money, i noticed when we were coming into the Local government, I couldn't find a local cafe nearby, well
It was all good till we documented and gor introduced to the CLO

People were asking questions, how is this place? On our way, i saw a college of education not too far from the LG, i felt I can discuss with the LGI to teach or intern at the college.

"Before anything, Learn to love this place. People here are nice, I'm a Yoruba myself but it is what it is,congratulations to everyone posted here, you will enjoy your stay" The LGI said,in his welcoming speech as he tucked gis two hands into his pocket"

"Respect me and I will reciprocate, play with me and I can make here a living hell"

I sat there in the hall asking myself,Is this it?
There's a good side to it,a platoon friend that we never talked was among us, I felt since we will be together for a year, It's netter we start getting cozy.

Skips this part


Now,almost everyone has been taken to their respective PPA by their principals leaving just me and a few others.

I wad posted to kokodo and it seems my principal is not coming. Calls were made but it wasn't going through.

"Wow, Guess I will have to deal with network issues" I said to myself

There was another guy,an easterner, let me call him kelvin. He was posted to the same place as me.
He was also feeling downtrodden and he looked muscular and eyes like someone that has seen the good and ugly part of the world.


"Omo, we go ghost this place oo" Kelvin muttered, facing me

"Hmm, atleast, let's see how the place is before thinking of ghosting"

"Ha! This place too far, I no dey come here oo"


We were engrossed in this discussion when the assistant LGI opined we take a bike to the place and we will get reimbursed when we get there.

I thought we will be spending like 300 or so since we're two but then,almost all the drivers said they were not going there.

We later found one with the help of the assistant LGI who reluctantly agreed to take us there.

" My money na 5000 naira"
Yeee!!! I was more than perplexed. How much is Yikpata to Lafiagi, then, how dare he say he will carry us for 5k?

We begged him and later agreed to 3k. Omo, I was just having 2k left with me.
Since we are two,we split the bill.

Ladies and gentlemen, my journey from lafiagi to kokodo was a life experience.

We passed through hills, streams, there are times the rider will ask us to alight so he can push the bike to a more steady ground.

I was scared, i was surprised, I was wowed.

We fell two times from the bike due to the slope.

I believe that's where I lost my phone. We moved for hours without sighting an individual.

Have you ever be sunkissed before? That day, I knew literally what it means to be kissed by the sun.

I saw streams and atimes, herders. Not really a pack, Just one man with many cows herding them towards green land.

Where we passed, most of the leaves were dark brown. They dried. It's like a forest in a desert where all the plants are in dire lack of water.

Just shrubs.

It got to a point...

"Oga, abeg wait, I wan piss"
As I was about to do my thing, What I heard was

"No, No No, don't ease yourself there. Let me bring a container so you can piss in it, I'm willing to buy it so I can drink"

When I heard that from the bikeman, the urine stopped. I lost the will to continue

"Oga,wetin you talk"


"Laughs, I'm just joking"



I finally pissed with my heart beating. As the urine was touching the dry ground,it dried up instantly.

I saw many things. A place civilization is yet to touch. I saw a narrow stream, I asked of people go there to bath.

" Yes, people do come there to bath in the night but not in the afternoon. In the afternoon, that water you're seeing can boil a human being"

"When rain fall for this place last"

"E don tay oo, maybe last year or so"


Spin off
Have you ever thought rain is a blessing, I saw a place that has had no rain for the past one year. It's really a desolate and dry place.


Finally, I saw an express. Civilization at last.



Author's Note
I will be ending my NYSC journey here. That's it guys, I hope you enjoyed the read. Oh! I'm serving in Lagos now, left kwara. One day, I might visit that place.

I also love the fact I'm in lagos. The people of Edu are nice just like my LGI said, they gave us food, accommodation and promised us salary aside the one being given by NYSC. I think 2k or so, I know you will say it's small but in tjat locality, it's big. Suya 100 naira is like 500 naira Suya so you won't be spending much.


In Lagos here, I'm having an industry knowledge and grateful for this experience. It's something I couldn't have achieved if I decided to stay in kokodo.
Where I am put me on my toes. I keep on learning and this is just a leaflet on seeing more than my sights can.

My name is Sola and I'm glad I savoured the 3 weeks NYSC experience.

Smiles
You can't restore a "permanently limited paypal account"
When it's blocked permanently, That's it.

waploger:
18k-20k plus fixing

I need someone with an exact price
Not a range
I also saw the screen on jumia selling for less than 12000
How come workmanship is taking the bulk?Well,thanks for your response.