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biacan:
good one sister we'on the same league

mikool007:
when did you drop out of school

Norman4real:
Dumbest thread i've ever seen on Nairaland

nairavsdollars:
They are looking for one billionaire who will settle their fight. Maybe lalasticlala can volunteer

nathpope:
Replace the "he" to "I" mr Jack

HafsahOkikiola:
Pls what is the quota for MLS

dejt4u:
this is a serious case o. To me, taking those students abroad for their university education is a misplaced priority in the part of Osun State government. A university that's not even better than OAU or UI in standard.. it is high time we stop glorifying everything/every product from western countries..

Our governor succeeded in wasting the tax payers money on training those students abroad.


NB: if it is a very standard university, I wouldn't have blamed the governor

ChucE:
Hi guys. Good job you all are doing here. I had 270 in jamb, 84% in the putme and I am 15 yrs. Please do I stand a chance of getting admitted to study medicine.
Note. I have A1 in marketing
D7 in Geography
A1 in Civics
C4 in English
B3 in Maths, Biology, Physics and Chemistry
And finally A1 in Computer Studies

Pls am nervous, I'll appreciate it if anyone can answer me. Hi guys. Good job you all are doing here. I had 270 in jamb, 84% in the putme and I am 15 yrs. Please do I stand a chance of getting admitted to study medicine.
Note. I have A1 in marketing
D7 in Geography
A1 in Civics
C4 in English
B3 in Maths, Biology, Physics and Chemistry
And finally A1 in Computer Studies

Pls am nervous, I'll appreciate it if anyone can answer me.

pastoray:
For your mind now, you make sense abi! Awon omo nowadays gan sef!

lekjons:
This lady and her mobile milk industry

fathermagic:
i want to enrole gce. how much is it and d date d exam is held. pls i want to know d subject to enrole to study economics

biacan:
just don't know why I can't stop loving this guys memo that you posted here......his face makes me laugh.....and his lips are so fleshy

Ajet001:
you think UI will comply?? ¿

Pes13:
Relax bro.

Personally, I don't see UI adopting the combination of olevel + utme + putme.

Do you know why? Jamb clearly stated in their CAP sensitization programme that the minimum percentage that must be alloted to UTME score is 50%, which may be increased as desired by each institution.

If UI is to consider using the composite of olevel + utme+ putme, logically, to make it look sensible enough, olevel will be given nothing less than 20%.

In other word, they will have to adopt a pattern close to this (olevel - 20%, utme-50%, putme-30%).

If you ask me, I think UI is too egocentric to give their so much respected exam 30%, just to Favour an examination that have a wonderful track record of alarming level of compromised integrity.

Left to UI, dedicating 100% to a trusted putme is the best bet, but unfortunately for UI, they have been caged just again, like previous year.

I am logical, so I might be wrong, but I don't see UI risking another year only to admit some bunch of lazy bones parading A1 they could not defend.

This is my opinion.

Explorers:
A man was found dead with a cassette recorder in one hand and a gun in the other.

When the police came in, they immediately pressed the play button on the cassette.

He said “I have nothing else to live for.

I can’t go on,” then the sound of a gunshot.

After listening to the cassette tape, the police knew that it was not a suicide.

How did they know?

Explorers:
A famous chemist was found dead in his laboratory.

There was nothing around him except a paper with the names of chemical substances:

Carbon
Oxygen
Nickel
Lanthanum
Sulfur


On the day he was murdered, the chemist only had 3 visitors: his wife Mary, his nephew Nicolas, and his friend Jonathan.

The police arrested the murderer right away.



How did they know who killed him?