Commander for that matter o

Its located in the yoga session.
If you know you know

TheABOMINATION:


But how we go take know say the girl papa face is not swollen from over enjoyment?

yuping:
at least KUJE or Kirikiri go calm am down since he is always angry, Team na small thing dey vex me.

Take or leave it some comment in this nairaland will make you burst into lafta when you're seriously angry

Nonexisting:
Karma is a bitch. When they go about fuccking every dick in town, they won't know when they have fuccked another woman's husband and when karma comes, it doesn't care about ignorance. Most women whose husbands or men are fuccked by other women have at some points in their lives fuccked other people's husbands knowingly or unknowingly.

Karma na mumu

E they pain sha but just chill and talk sense to your guy.
Call the woman in his presence and give him update and calmly warn her if not you will tell her husband, no shout for her o them fit end your sweet life for you.
Then always give your guy all the necessary attention and steady kpekus.
Be romantic.

When you give a guy attention, good vibes, dressing like olosho when you're with him, been funny, rest on his lap when he's sitting, simple peck on the lips, make him feel something extra ordinary believe me he won't have time for another person.
I've been with my girlfriend for 3yrs now but you won't believe me when I say I havent date another girl or have feelings for another girl because shes upto date

holaphem:
It might be the law of harvest, behold I come in peace

Are you talking about karma ?

Blixon:

She said that’s what they told her to tell me. She doesn’t have a clue either.

That's why they get old without getting married.

chatinent:
I know a funny little man,
As quiet as a mouse,
Who does the mischief that is done
In everybody’s house!
There’s no one ever sees his face,
And yet we all agree
That every plate we break was cracked
By Mr. Nobody.

’Tis he who always tears out books,
Who leaves the door ajar,
He pulls the buttons from our shirts,
And scatters pins afar;
That squeaking door will always squeak,
For prithee, don’t you see,
We leave the oiling to be done
By Mr. Nobody.

He puts damp wood upon the fire
That kettles cannot boil;
His are the feet that bring in mud,
And all the carpets soil.
The papers always are mislaid;
Who had them last, but he?
There’s no one tosses them about
But Mr. Nobody.

The finger marks upon the door
By none of us are made;
We never leave the blinds unclosed,
To let the curtains fade.
The ink we never spill; the boots
That lying round you see
Are not our boots,—they all belong
To Mr. Nobody.

— Anonymous.

That year in primary 5 and 6

Phew....
How?

Ninisun:



It's unfortunate that you can't take what you dish! Mind your words next time.

Get out

Ninisun:




Maybe you have to open your own nyash well to accept being a yahoo boy! Ibiyeomie laboured to be where he is today. Write that to Cubana and co.

Shey na you born me?
Or i just remember you're can bring child to this earth.
I'm not a yahoo boy and even if im a yahoo boy shey e affect you ni?
No Nigeria pastor pastor whay never eat yahoo boy money........

Timblogga:
you dropped ur yahoo money in the offering box, you didn’t give him.

Be confusing yourself.

hopefulLandlord:


This one too mumu. why would I ever pray for forgiveness? to who? a god that resides in Israel, a god that likes mount Horeb and would bring about "new Jerusalem"?
here you are laying curses on some stranger online because of your imaginary friend. Humans told you this imaginary entity exists. humans wrote a book and told you your imaginary friend is responsible for it. Humans told you what this imaginary friend wants and humans tell you what'd happen to you if you don't behave the way this imaginary friend wants. now it's humans (you) that still get angry when your imaginary friend is insulted

it's almost as if humans are your true god

Thumb up for you.
Everything na just fake...

Ninisun:



Pastor Ibiyeomie no dey chop yahoo people money! Go and hold babalawo, club owners and hotel managers...they consume you guy's blood money

I wasn't referring to him and I didn't say I'm a yahoo boy but take it all leave it, he don chop yahoo boys money. Accept the truth with your yansh open

MaxInDHouse:


You're wrong Sir, Jesus is not about bad news but GOOD NEWS!
This is the best (better than good) thing that has ever happened in the history of mankind around the world today so are you willing to know?

Shey dis one don smoke weed?
What did I just say?
But sorry to say your Jesus don't exist...

MaxInDHouse:


Don't be scared my friend, there's nothing called HellFire!
God has no business to do with evidoers {Psalms 9:17} He is a happy God and not a sadist! 1Timothy 1:11

As for what Jesus promised us that will prove to us as a sign of his authority in the heavens it's happening right now on this planet and it has never happened in the history of mankind.

Will you like to know?

No be today bad thing begin happen for our planet earth.
The worst don even happen compared to now that's more safer

Iyaebe:
The question is how many pastors are performing real miracle these days?

None, I said none

Don't do yahoo its evil
You're hurting someone
You're stealing
But
If I give you the money I made from yahoo you will collect.
If I but you something with the money I made from yahoo you will take.
If I pay tithes you will pray for me.
Preaching just to look righteous meanwhile they do pray for them the yahoo boys.
You're doing your own business just allow others to do there own.
Nobody holy pass

MaxInDHouse:




If you want to know i will show you things happening now around you that has never been so in the history of mankind, this shows that Jesus' government is fast approaching!

Was the happening before in history of mankind, if e no happen e no go enter history..

Don't deceive yourself...
I know all of you believe in this damn religion of a thing simply because of hell and heaven that is not even real

helinues:
What has he forgotten that he is coming to pick this time?

spartan117:
Jesus is coming again!

With bike abi motor?

Public confess to who?
I can even add more evil during the confession.

That year(2016), when I saw there number and I called and applied at the end I said I want to use the toilet that was how I ran home..

After applying, you're asking if its real?

Its so painful to see some people not appreciating this guy...

Well may God blessing locate you...

OBALOLA55:
SHAMELESS SCAMMER

Shut up, them tire your hand, you lack sense

Country hard my sister, just per with the rat, don't forget killing is a sin

Op where did you see UGM?
from the news source?
Can you behave matured for once please?
I hope you know that fake news do kill?

Observing