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But what kinda bush people are those? They probably grew up bathing outside and couldn't get over the habit. I see no reason why they have 2 bathrooms and yet bath outside, that's some ancient mentality! But u gotta work with their timing to avoid issues, most times when u notice they ain't inside avoid going outside for a while. It's all about timing cos it's their house, you really can't bend their silly rule, just endure

zanebaddo:
This Is getting on my nerves and I don't want to fall out with anyone on matters I consider silly.

Recently moved to a new city to stay with a relative of mine. He's married but hardly stays around. He travels across States so he is always away most of the time leaving me with his wife and children at home. His wife's niece and elder sister also stay with us .

I wouldn't know why these ladies prefer bathing outside most of the time when we have two nice bathrooms in the house. There are no tenants just us. My relative owns the house. They do it in the night(the generator is always on with the lights on as well) and early in the morning. The other day the wife nearly brought down the roof because I came out in the morning to ask her some questions without having the idea they were bathing as usual, she barked!!! I was so ashamed, how was I supposed to know? I swallowed the insults she ran on me in her local language which I don't understand. it didn't stop there.

On another occasion I was coming back from somewhere around 8pm, knocked on the gate, they told me to wait outside that they just started bathing. Geez! ! Again? I didn't say anything I moved away and returned much later.

Yet again last night after dinner, had wanted to see her so I asked one of the children where their mother was and she said outside. And I asked doing what? she said nothing. So I walked past the little girl, opened the door, lo and behold there she was undressing to bath, she saw me and started muttering some words again in her local disgusting language. I became furious but didn't utter a word I just banged the door and moved back to my room.


What nonsense!! I just can't understand why they can't adjust themselves to the reality that they now have a new person staying with them. I can't come out early in the morning (6am) and I can't come out in the night.


What Ya all have to say? KashyBaby, jadekitana etc.

Cutehector:
chei jade I Ddnt say vjay oooooooooo


I was talkn abt my hector junior joooooor... and yes i"v shaved my bae.. (singular) not baes... ex bae tho.. chei..


Chai

Ok my bad my mind thought otherwise

Cutehector:
Lmao.. Kitana, trust me, spreading ur legs for ur guy to shave u is d best feeling u can Eva hav in a bathtub.


Well he doesn't have d skills whch is a con, i'v been shaving for years so it's noffn to me.


U need to start sha.. videos on youtube can be a life saver... u will learn a lot of things, wen I mean a lot I mean a lot, even getn help wit auditing skills

Hahahaha what da....you have been shaving vjays for years? *runs for dear life* no wonder the ladies here have something to say about you.

NelsonNeo:
answers here goes
Always damp cuz of constant friction and sweat
Odour- poor hygiene and sweat
'balls in her mouth'- erotic at d same time risky cuz his family is in jeopardy


Size of balls genetics and physical factors
The line is called d scrotal raphe
I don't feel any waist pain wen I wan to climax and neither v I read it anywhr
Moaning-guys like to play tuff

Kikikiki the fear of losing his generation. Hmmm guys like to play tuff? so no waist pain? He lied then

pennytration:
check ur email, I've submitted ma cv.

I think I replied your mail before creating this thread haven't seen another.

firstking01:
nope, in life nothing is neutral,,,i bet you wnt regret it trust me

Kikiki I trust no one

Lol

pennytration:
Oh dats gud.... In case u run out of specimen, I'm readily available. U have but to request.

Toks2008:
Lol...empty bragado.

What kinda big english is this one? i'd rather not say the evil thoughts I have in mind here

No o shave where? That part is too delicate and involves lotsa skills. Someone shouldn't come and cut off my clit and render me useless to stimuli, impossible!!! But those youtube videos though, I hardly watch them, maybe I should start.

Cutehector:
hahhahahha wait and why will u be d one to be shaving for him? He ought to be shaving u as well... just spread ur legs and the job is done.


Well it's not a bad idea to learn new things u knw.. I learnt dat method from youtube and I been so so cool.. I dnt hav to be wastin 700 naira evrytym to buy veet..

Awwww

Moz22:
so far away

firstking01:
says who?, you can make it easy

i'd rather be neutral lol

pennytration:
Lol funny thread... Jadekitana I'm feeling jealous, how do u know all these?

I study the human anatomy alot

firstking01:
chai, this lady, you just defined me...i think i got what you want in a man

Hahaha
It not that easy o hmmm

Cutehector:
oh my gosh... jade pls turn on ur 4G and enta youtube and watch videos on pubic hair shaving.. it's as safe as drinking water... the skin covering the balls will be so so smooth eh.. chei.



Well if it's an overgrown pubic hair, it's advisable one has to trim it so low befor using soap and water. Just apply d soapy foam around there and swipe with the shaving stick.. make sure u remove stuck hairs after each swipe to get a clean smooth shave. Be careful with d blades tho, so it doesn't cut the tip of ur fingers while removing the hairs.


Lol I knw say u go don dey fear by now. This method is meant for only experts..

Lol I can't do all that o, na government work? All that is too meticulous, i'd rather stick to what I know o, lemme not go and cut someone's balls with sharp razor

firstking01:
yeah you are very correct...i'm cool headed and plus a perfect gentle man, but i love strong headed girls like you

We also love them cool and gentle but should be a tiger in dark rooms

Toks2008:
You this babe ehn...

you this bobo

firstking01:
oya know from now...i just have a thing for strong headed girls, dunna why.

strong head likes cool head, cool headed guys love strong headed ladies dunno if i'm right

Soap and water this is the first time i'm hearing that o! Is that advisable?

Cutehector:
well becos u help him dats w it takes ten minutes, i'm doing it myself remember? There There places that will be too difficult to touch, so dats where it becomes tedious. And as for the veet, Lmao jade ur so living in d past.. pls try watching some videos on pubic region shaving, u will be surprised.. pls stop wastin ur money on veet.. just soap and water will do. I stopped using veet cux it causes some sort of irritation.. and it's advisable not to even use veet for pubic areas.



Pls just use soap and water darling.. Haba.

konkonbilo:
I enjoy reading your thread @jadekitana,its always entertaining.if you were to be a governor you would be the female version of fayose.

Don't mind me o

wow thanks dear

hooli:
Jadekitana
She has this mean,I don't give a fuq, look dat looks sexy to me.

multikolour:
they should go and kiss high tension transformer.

na you I know

Hahaha some are already feeling very bitter! I understand the feeling, don't give anybody high bp here o.

I don't know ooo

firstking01:
honey, i 've got no idea, you know you are my crush, so tell me??

Call her

Moz22:
hmmm...u sound adventurous. Oh dear Amaka! Where art thou?

30minutes? Habaaa cutehector u ain't talking to a novice! I used to shave my Ex balls or pubic region, all I did was apply veet, leave it for 10mins while we jisted and later handle those delicate parts with care. Max 15-20 minutes. Veet makes it faster, using shaving stick alone is tedious.

Cutehector:
do u knw dat shaving the balls takes more than 30minutes? Phew.. the skin there is so so delicate dat any mistake leads to a cut.. well i'm skilled in it so it's noffn for me.

multikolour:
Jadekitana all the way

Hahaha easy o, haters would soon start crying

Cutehector:
jade wat are u thinking? Chei ur mind have rotten finish.. I wanted to show u religious artifacts.


Am I sure toks sef will take u to mama?

Lol religious indeed

I don't wanna see his mama o lol

Moz22:
buh u must have learnt it from something or someone..

Lol did you learn it your first time or you just did it and became good? I don't believe in learning.

firstking01:
wait o, what's this wigy wet warm arena sef??

Lol you bad boy! You tell me

Lol hmm

czarr:
its not normal

Kikiki I don't wanna see any weapon of mass destruction

Cutehector:
noooooooooooooooooo. I'm a good guy u knw dnt worry wen I come to my house in ajah, u"l see for urself.

Hahaha abeg o

multikolour:
today na today

Cutehector:
omo d babe sef... she just too dey raw...



Jadekitana befor u suck a guy's dick, pls tell him to shave ok.

*pukes* I dare not see a strand of hair there. A perfect clean shave turns me on