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It's raining
It's pouring
The old man is snoring
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This is not the usual thread you were expecting from Jade . Anyway it's actually a cool evening, been raining cats and dogs here, stuck indoors no hanging out and I feel like doing something unusual. This thread is solely for dropping cool lines for the person you cherish here, could be a poem, rap or lullaby....your choice! Don't forget to mentions the persons moniker, let's roll.

Cc farano lalasticlala

SAINTSAMURAI:
GUYS moment of truth is here, dont be afraid, just say the truth, list female romancelanders you wont and can never date based on offline personality. as for me, the truth from my heart is that i can never date halfricanadian becaus she seems abnormal and speak out of context atimes. i can never date estharfabian becaus based on offline persona, she can be dating u and be sleeping with your friend. (no offence). I can never date kaziblake, becaus she is a slow poison, forming good and cool but forking around. I can never date refiner bcaus she has no respect and can insult ur friends and family. I can never date jadekitana bcaus she can be a good girlfriend but still have multiple sexual partners elsewhere. remember based on offline personality. so guys make ur lists.

Yet another thread from same person talking about jadekitana! You need to take a chill pill.

You are cute

JoeCutie:
Orgasm!

When you cum, you feel both good and bad, sometimes. You feel good because there's nothing that compares to the pleasure you get the moment you're releasing. On the other hand, you could feel bad because it leaves you feeling somewhat empty. You must be a kinda veteran to not feel 'guilty' after you've released. It leaves you feeling nostalgic, that you could even vow that very moment to never have sex again, but later? If I hear!

But just as Aunty Bunmi rightfully pointed out, the guy's own is extreme. He should better stop having sex oh. He should confess his sins and become a priest asap. A monk, perhaps. Or even a Hermit.

Why person go cry after sex? Nonshense!

Jameskyle:
Only one lady on my mind... Name's JADEKITANA

Op you are cute

Sighs

No dear, I don't but i'd ask a vet doc around

juhan:
do you know where i can get a pure breed siberian husky and how much

Let me book space here! Seems I missed out

It's now 200,000! That's what a vet doc told me to pay. Those road side dogs ain't advisable o, some are not properly treated. And when I told a friend he said it's true, that he recently sold a cross-breed for 150, that's a German Shepherd and another breed! Pure breeds are now so expensive

banttieman:
200 what? K or T ?
Gsd wey we dey see for road. Some are wanderers self. How much will Boerboel then go for? I am no expert in dog biz but think 200k is outrageous for gsd pups.

Wow I love dogs so much! The first 3 are my favourite #team German Shepherd, rottweiler and Pitt bull a German Shepherd puppy now sells for 200k now that's what I call a dog! My dog Bruno is still a learner,it needs to be sold

This davido's baby mama is Ugly no offence

But why would he wanna see my statement of account?

Please who has fuel?

LouisBERG:
A relative of LIE mohammed spotted. Chai!! even in this case, LiE mohammed is still learning from you. Who the f**k does that A MatCh Stick.. Smh can a mAtch stick even take the place of a tooth pick?? If u'v said broom stick, maybe i'd have manage to believe...op abeg just fear God cos this lie can even wake up the dead.
#caLLmeBERG

I wonder o, I actually believed the story until I got to that part. That's a huge fat lie!! No sane human being carries matches around as toothpick, especially when there's one on the table! Is she a conc villager? That part just made me doubt the whole story.

Oooooopssss I need to take cover asap

Toks2008:
Continum of bragadocio.

Remember you are a scorpio so i know exactly how to put you in perpetual errotic eldorado cos i know all your weak points...Anyways let me keep mum.

Very well satisfied with these illustrations

Taiofil:
Chai!! Otuorcha!

@jadekitana if d balls is damp n smelly den its probably cos of its covered n nt well ventilated! (Walking on the hot sun perhaps would make it smell like onions..lol).
Don't knw d name of dat line buh while we were kids we used to say dat was d spot wie God stitched us Men!..lol
Then the jerking...hmmm dat 1 e get as e be! It is as a result of euphoric feeling we have in our brain...I mean d release of dopamine dat makes us jerk!

How do u expect me (us) to be comfortable wif a chic having my balls in her mouth...wat if she as "giri" (seizure in yoruba)...just saying! I can only allow my wife to do ballz tin and no other!
Well just as u ladies have various shapes n sizes of boobs so also we (men) have various balls and dick sizes too.

I hope you are satisfied!

ehix89:
:oJesus!!!! :oJesus!!!! what did you study in school Male Sexuality or what