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Awww that's so sweet your wish would be granted lol

multikolour:
When I grow up I want to marry a lady as beautiful and charming like you.

hifaif1:
Jadekitana...

For the first time, my priesthood feels like a burden!!!

Buhaha then get some good sex

tombravo:
for me I'd pick jadekitana buh........ You know d rest

i'm flattered

The male balls is always damp and has a whitish lining underneath why? Is it sweat or infection? Why do some smell? Why do most guys get scared when you put their balls inside your mouth,is it painful? Why are some balls so big and ugly? Some uneven(one bigger than the other). What's the name of that line that passes the middle? Is it true that when a guy wants to cum/climax he experiences a sharp pain in his waist? Why do guys jerk when cuming? How come some guys don't moan? Why do short guys have thick fat dicks? And tall guys long dicks? Y'all answer

This section is too boring tonight

multikolour:
believe me babe any time I see your beautiful dp I just go gaga

thanks

multikolour:
pinkyvee and Jadekitana

u wanna do a party?

youngest85:
Jadekitana....she's endowed!

hulala

Who wants to go to quilox? Sha hold your money o

Hey dear, i'm very tired just got back home! Stopped for a brief hangout, the traffic was much. I just saw what you wrote, very nic one! I'd look into it tomorrow because right now i'm so so so tired

Toks2008:
ok this looks like i wrote it but i would use the title..."Seven reasons why long distanceE relationship hardly work"

Then the points will be numbered and i would substitute your points with.

1.Boring constant communication.
2.Dormant fantasy
3.Unfaithfullness
4.ERRATIC THOUGHTS
5.LACK OF SPENDING FUN
6.STRESS OF RELOCATING
7. FALSE HOPE ...where you elucidate on most cases where ladies date married men thinking they are single n hving false hope of marriage but beeing in close proximity with your bae will give you the vantage position to know more about him or her...

So do these modifications and quote lalasticlala in a new comment and i bliv it will be beamed on fpage...cos its a good content.

3rdlegxxx:
I noticed, seems you've finally settled in well here and ur having fun, good to know

Errrrm well it's just for a while

Kikikiki don't mind me, my wahala is too much lol

3rdlegxxx:
Hello OP, you kind of kicked off the topic in a stereotypical way, boxed all fat girls in, that's so wrong and some of them probably won't like that, as libido things go, the once that like sex reallyyy like it, i know don't ask how, all these people i am seeing complaining of being stuck in traffic, i can imagine coming from the island back to ur places on the mainland, make una pele oooo..... Crazy Jade, love that ur always so quick to speak ur mind on things but not everything u should open topics for u know.... do enjoy

Oh really?

Toks2008:
Now im scared....

You actually lifted this topic and the contents from my brain.

I'm fine, ogudu is fine too, I don't know emmanuel that well, I know his elder sister very well. I don't know any Daniel o

3rdlegxxx:
1st time we said hello, it was the hmmm with a smiley and now again, jade how ogudu, how emmanuel, how gra, how Re daniels or whats that its name again,. babe ur area is the type i like, cool, coded, enough crazy bad fun things happening but low key is nicely kept, plus that crazy foot ball field @ emmanuels...... hope ur good sha

Sweery I understand, that's why I didn't reply her anymore! Maybe I should have said some fat babes

LuveU2:
hmmm easy girl. You were talking about all fat girls here(you generalised) that was what made her go on the defence. And your response was quite rude.

Biko nwanyi oma were nwanyo o..

pennytration:
Sweetheart hav sent u a pm.

Seen, I replied first time i'm replying a pm on nairaland

Kikik ok how are you baby? Btw i'm fine, stuck in traffic

Toks2008:
LOL! I no be boo o!I be bae(Before anyone else) lol!

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So how are you shakara baby?

Toks2008:
Were ni omo yii o..kai!

Toks2008:
The babe dey create controversial threads pass me sef and i just love her creativity and doggedness lol!.

Hey boo how are you?

konkonbilo:
Jadekitana,Seun suppose employ you as an MOD because the way ur thread always pull traffic ehn,just Like people queuing for feul in NNPC.by the way I dey always enjoy ur thread and you will be fun to be with.

Kikikiki me sef no understand o, people too like to comment once dem see jade! E can pepper them en thanks dear

shugarlips:
Hmmm well all fat girls r nt d same, am fat I don't cry n am nt violent(both slim n fat girls like sex) so stop condemning fat girls, when u hv ntin to post. It's u skinny girls dat feel like ur better than every fat gal cos ur skinny mtchewww

Are you fat? Are you violent? Do u fight in public, do u always cry to seek sympathy after offending you bf? Are u always very stubborn? If your not, then chill. Stop making it look like I was talking to you! Just stated what I noticed, it's my opinion, u entitled to yours.

Una welldone o have you people finished ranting? all I see is insecurity. Nobody even talked about the violent fat lady who disgraced their bf, they all concerned about their looks smh *this eggroll tastes very good*

@ Thesonofmark baby I saw your mention my head is swelling! I'm gonna reply you later

Lezz/lezzlie i'd reply u later dear very busy now

mimzy:
jadekitana. this one

Buhaha I don't want fight o

Ok dear

mimzy:
lolz, u got it wrong, the first part was for you. the second line was for the person you replied in the post i quoted. youdig

mimzy:
beauty & a functional brain. gbam.

PS : It's not my fault if you have a brain and decide not to put it to use

Sorry I don't remember having an issue with you, i'm surprised at your comment. Anyway be good!

SAINTSAMURAI:
whats with all this knight this, knight that im seeing all over this thread. mcheew if i have a gun, i will just load it and kill all of them.

Well I like most of them they do constructive criticism and debate properly! Can't say same for all.

SAINTSAMURAI:
Its interesting dnt worry, just wait let the miss nairaland and mr nairaland competition starts amongs others like wooing a nairalander with pidgin(vanacular). u will love romanceland.

Hahahahaha oh really? Wooing in vanacular? That would be fun

mimzy:
O come ye, TheSonOfMark, PRAY, heed the yearnings of this mademoiselle .

Shhhhhhhh don't call him here i'm shy! I heard he doesn't have joy

SAINTSAMURAI:
hehehe nor be today na, i am one of the oldies that deactivated and came back with a new moniker, only old folks like missclassy,darkrebel,faranoo,lalasticcla etc knew who i really was. 'why do u want to leave b4 june?

Hmmmmmmmm well, if the forum gets more interesting I may just change my mind.

You you were busy chasing other ladies with sweet talks and left me hanging I would not follow you to that pepper soup joint again you shattered my heart

Lezzlie:
With your criticism of this post, I hope you're not implicitly telling me you're fat?

I have a preconceived notion of your body type in my head already

mimzy:
omoluabi