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RomanceRe: Sweet Ways You Can Make Your Wife The Most Happiest Woman by Jadekitana(f): 12:16pm On Apr 01, 2016
Hmmmm, send a mail with your digits
Synzu:
Isn't there a medium I can reach you outside this forum?
RomanceRe: The 2016 Wooing Challenge [female Edition] *selection Thread* by Jadekitana(f): 12:14pm On Apr 01, 2016
When the 2 people you like start an E-war what do you do? So refiner my darling nairaland virgin daughter is fighting with my man thesonofmark? shocked shocked refiner how can you be insulting my hubby, your nairaland father? Come and kneel down here are raise up your hand kiss lwkmd na joke I dey o, feel free to insult anybody who crosses the line kikiki grin
RomanceRe: Bankers are very Fake and Stingy!!! living a borrowed lifestyle,ladies beware! by Jadekitana(op): 12:04pm On Apr 01, 2016
Lol
jaybee3:
You haven't tried this banker...
A trial is highly recommended tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: Bankers are very Fake and Stingy!!! living a borrowed lifestyle,ladies beware! by Jadekitana(op): 12:03pm On Apr 01, 2016
Na wa o! Maybe the situation of the economy has changed their mindset, it's shocking.
RoyalBlak007:
Funny enough...bankers are one of the most stingy dudes on earth...Dunno why...i have this cousin of mine who works in one of top banks in Marina....

[color=#EAC319]...She loves shopping like hell...the least of her Shirts is 15k but shes as stingy as hellll....They spend money on themselves only...thats what i notice...[/color]
RomanceRe: Bankers are very Fake and Stingy!!! living a borrowed lifestyle,ladies beware! by Jadekitana(op): 12:02pm On Apr 01, 2016
Ok dear, brilliant response. I was actually surprised how he acted, I can't try that outside.
chericleo:
Dear it's not gud to generalise things. Not every banker is broke, u only met d bad 1. Besides u might not rili understand a banker until ur 1. because Wat u call stingy might b seen as economy and efficiency in d business field. And most tyms dai practice Wat dai are taught. But Not rili saying Wat he did was gud or bad, But dear not all bankers are bad. Sorry abt Wat happened.
RomanceRe: Five Nairalanders That Deserve Payment For Work Done On Nairaland by Jadekitana(f): 11:56am On Apr 01, 2016
Hahahahaha omg
Synzu:
Hey, Stevie Wonder.. When I wanna quote "blind bathemeus" I'll Cc you okay? I'm entitled to my opinion and if I think the lists are downright silly or childish then that's what they are.

Now, swerve back into that gutter from whence you came!
RomanceRe: The 2016 Wooing Challenge [female Edition] *selection Thread* by Jadekitana(f): 11:24am On Apr 01, 2016
Is this thread still alive? I must have missed alot.
RomanceRe: Sweet Ways You Can Make Your Wife The Most Happiest Woman by Jadekitana(f): 11:19am On Apr 01, 2016
It doesn't o, just mails and I hardly check that.
Synzu:
Morning gorgeous. Does your pm work?


There's something I wanna run by you.
RomanceBankers are very Fake and Stingy!!! living a borrowed lifestyle,ladies beware! by Jadekitana(op): 11:18am On Apr 01, 2016
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.
RomanceRe: Sweet Ways You Can Make Your Wife The Most Happiest Woman by Jadekitana(f): 10:49am On Apr 01, 2016
Hey dear wink
Synzu:
Jadekitana turn up!
RomanceRe: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month. by Jadekitana(f): 10:48am On Apr 01, 2016
Happy new month dear
RoyalBlak007:
Jadekitana Halfricanadian vizkiz

[color=#EAC319]..Laveda naijaboiy......Happy New Month[/color]
RomanceRe: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month. by Jadekitana(f): 10:48am On Apr 01, 2016
Happy new month darling
refiner:
....happy new month to all romanclanders!.....may God blessings reign abundantly in ur lives!....most especially my

smellymouth!smiley

myfantaciessmiley

adaure4ever!smiley

kingcheezypuff!wink

naijaboiy?wink

laveda!smiley

stfuareuGodsmiley.... its a new month,forgive OK!smiley

angelberry!smiley

estherfabian!smiley

jadekitanawink

timidipsen!smiley

mynd44wink

stupendinluvwink

wristbangle!smiley

tosyn2muchsmiley more inks to ur pen!

lezzsmiley

halfricanadian!smiley

hateu2smiley

kinglekansmiley

Iamlegend1wink

iamleutenantsmiley
and many numerous to mention!...may God grant all ur hrt desires dis month!....amen!cheesy
RomanceRe: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month. by Jadekitana(f): 10:46am On Apr 01, 2016
Happy new month dear
Smellymouth:
5 Romancelanders ke?? undecided

Angelberry
Refiner
FlawlessRebirth2
KINGinVAHALA2
Maxi112
juhan
Cutehector
Synzu
Dollyjoy
Adaure4ever
Laveda
Naijaboiy
Hifai1
BumBae
falconey
HateU2
KingRex1
Prettythicksme
Osedvgirl
Obontami
KingofTOTO
KingCheezyPuff
Jadekitana
Midehi2
STFUareyouGod







Happy new month y'all kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: List Of Annoying Nairalanders by Jadekitana(f): 3:17pm On Mar 30, 2016
Maxi112:
notify me if that ur neighbour WAKA unclad today!


make I come snap am picture
Maybe he would come and open the gate again today, that's if he's around grin
RomanceRe: List Of Annoying Nairalanders by Jadekitana(f): 3:14pm On Mar 30, 2016
Hahaha I know you never disappoint grin grin
Smellymouth:
Who needs a brain?? shocked shocked
RomanceRe: List Of Annoying Nairalanders by Jadekitana(f): 3:13pm On Mar 30, 2016
What did I just read? *dies*
Synzu:
LOL. Kinginvalhala is nowhere near annoying. He's just a wannabe who's completely oblivious of the fact that he's batshit boring.


I agree with your opinion about durentt nd delectablegyal.

Wildflame just likes having fun at peoples expense. Just like his prodigy pussysandie wink
RomanceRe: List Of Annoying Nairalanders by Jadekitana(f): 3:11pm On Mar 30, 2016
CUM4WHAT:
wah are u feeling likehuh afta stealin a pic to use as dp u still have mouth coz sme hoodlums trynna make yur ugly thin blak puss feel important
Borrow brain from smellymouth, thank me later.
RomanceRe: List Of Annoying Nairalanders by Jadekitana(f): 3:03pm On Mar 30, 2016
undecided jadekitana again, jadekitana everywhere! Una no dey rest? undecided
RomanceRe: Counter Thread: 10 Qualities Of A Fake Boyfriend!!! by Jadekitana(op): 2:57pm On Mar 30, 2016
Hahaha grin
Smellymouth:
Jade, Bet whyhuh? huh shocked grin
RomanceRe: Counter Thread: 10 Qualities Of A Fake Boyfriend!!! by Jadekitana(op): 2:54pm On Mar 30, 2016
Very fake thing! Those boyfriendless babes trying to seek recognition here! I can take it from guys not snitches like her.
BiafraBushBoy:
I don't know how you passed Summary in English language in your Secondary school..!!

But if you really wana show your English language talents, why don't you wait till you write your post-Ume??
RomanceRe: Counter Thread: 10 Qualities Of A Fake Boyfriend!!! by Jadekitana(op): 2:52pm On Mar 30, 2016
Madam keep quiet and stop being an asslicker here! You can't do that on my thread. Were you not the same lady who opened a thread some weeks ago stating that a man without a car and house has no business dating? Oh the insults you got formatted your mentality I guess! If you don't have the heart don't come here spewing thrash, I have zero tolerance for fake ladies. Take this your pretentious asslicking self off my thread! I know your types,trying to seek redemption after messing up but it's too late! You already told the house u a materialistic type. I don't pretend or asslick here,when next you wanna do that kind of rubbish,remember whose thread it is. Now peacefully leave before I finish you here
Vinshu:
What you wrote is directed at

"A fake boyfriend is broke, he doesn't give money"

That's what your 1 - 5 is saying.. huh

Besides future plans? What's your definition of future plans pls? Marriage? How old is the boyfriend? That his future plan should be marriage? Some Ladies.. lol

Also a fake boyfriend always fight in public, ok he shouldn't defend himself (or you) when threatened? Same you will say he is weak.

He is your boyfriend not your husband. He can secure his phone even with the strongest security.

Nobody likes condoms!
RomanceRe: Counter Thread: 10 Qualities Of A Fake Boyfriend!!! by Jadekitana(op): 2:46pm On Mar 30, 2016
RomanceRe: Counter Thread: 10 Qualities Of A Fake Boyfriend!!! by Jadekitana(op): 2:46pm On Mar 30, 2016
Madam so u mean after collecting several bashes from that your thread u wanna come justify yourself here? I didn't even read your comment well, let me read again.
Vinshu:
What you wrote is directed at

"A fake boyfriend is broke, he doesn't give money"

That's what your 1 - 5 is saying.. huh

Besides future plans? What's your definition of future plans pls? Marriage? How old is the boyfriend? That his future plan should be marriage? Some Ladies.. lol
RomanceCounter Thread: 10 Qualities Of A Fake Boyfriend!!! by Jadekitana(op): 2:38pm On Mar 30, 2016
1) A fake boyfriend is always a "scrub" attaching himself to rich friends just to impress you whereas he's a complete pauper,no kobo, no shishi.

2) A fake boyfriend never appreciates, he always expects more.

3) A fake boyfriend always wants to have sex 247,he believes every lady he's dating should be a sex machine to satisfy his broke ass.That's all he has to offer! His dick!

4) A fake boyfriend would never invite you to meet his family, it's a taboo to him.

5) A fake boyfriend dares not take you out and buy expensive brand of wines, his favourite drink is beer(180naira) while he orders malt or smirnoff ice for you to save cost. I lie?

6) A fake boyfriend always lies and cheats,thats his signature!

7) A fake boyfriend always has a phone password,infact he protects his phone more than his mum and takes it with him everywhere, even in the toilet.

cool A fake boyfriend fights in public to prove to you he's strong! How daft!

cool A fake boyfriend would never talk of future plans,because he doesn't plan to be in it.He avoids such topics like a plague.

9) A fake boyfriend would never take responsibility for his actions,he's ready to argue and nag till eternity,that fuels his ego cos actually he's a baby.

10) A fake boyfriend doesn't like to use a condom,he says it's better raw but when his babe gets pregnant the first word that comes to his mind is Abortion.

TRUE OR FALSEhuh
RomanceRe: Is Anything Wrong In Marrying A Girl Your Know A Friend Has Slept With? by Jadekitana(f): 2:07pm On Mar 30, 2016
I like this your moniker! A very powerful character in arrows.
Raalsalghul:
I'm not looking for a virgin to marry, and at the same time I can't marry a friend's ex. It's better I marry a non-virgin who is the former girlfriend of someone unknown than marry a virgin who is the ex of a friend. Gosh! Can't stand the awkwardness that comes with it.
RomanceRe: The 2016 Wooing Challenge [female Edition] *selection Thread* by Jadekitana(f): 2:02pm On Mar 30, 2016
Buhahahaha *dies*
Laveda:
Cutehector running everywhere on this thread like one who just ran out of a psychiatric cry cry

Just say you dey find wooer grin grin
RomanceRe: The 2016 Wooing Challenge [female Edition] *selection Thread* by Jadekitana(f): 2:02pm On Mar 30, 2016
Laveda:
undecided
Kilode undecided

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