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He can't give me an emergency quickie that would be rape, he would have his ass sued for that and I bet his babe wouldn't pay a penny to assist him.

halfricanadian:
warn him nd get an emergency quickie while his gf will b d one to pass u postinor nd water .

Eddygourdo:
stop deflecting the victim with the "us" . He is trying to seduce you. OK why not buy Cameroon pepper, rub it all over ur hand, invite the pervert with a wink and whisper u wanna feel his akpa amu. Rub ur hand all over it, make sure the pepper enters all crevices. Then give him a plastic hand fan to ensure he doesn't die when the effects starts. It's all palliative measures

Hahahaha omg that's killing. He may die I don't wanna commit murder, I heard that area is very sensitive when it comes to things like that I don't wanna kill someone's bf o

Raymondenyi:
You are even lucky he wore something , that covered up a little.... if it were to be me, ill be walking stark n*aked, if you don't like it, u can simply move out of the compound and find another apartment.....

Move out ke when he's not a legal occupant? Na him go move out.

Eddygourdo:
Jadekitana be truthful and set the devil free, if suddenly the world froze and we all looked away for a second, if you see that obvious ashew0 man in his peteri, tell us truthfully if you won't rip him to shreds including the draws he wore. He is trying to entice you shikena. Decide fast while offer lasts

Habaaaaaaaaa I wouldn't do such, especially when I know he's desperately trying to seduce one of us. He's doing it on purpose

RadicallyBlunt:
If u have meetings in the compound, raise the issue officially. Tell the men in the meeting to accuse her of her bf's shameless behaviour and desire to seduce and how an adult female like her doesn't know that its an awful act. I'm sure she'll be embarrassed.

Now that's what i'm talking about! I expected her to have cautioned him since, sometimes she even sits outside with him with this broad smile as though it's totally ok.

ba7man:
Just tell him...... "Oga, na yansh you dey take waka when you when you small"?

Lol

Fresh air ko! His babes house is AC tight, she has a spacious balcony! Infact her house is bigger and better than others.Yet he likes strolling around looking at us.

Maxi112:
picture or I don't blv it




some men are like that sha...


but jade! waiting consine u there na u be him gf leave the man make him enjoy fresh air la

ehix89:
ohhhh, now u feel wat we go tru wen u gurls expose all of dr gadgets for our viewing pleasure,Jade dearie u can handle it perfectly well, jzt plead d blood of Jesus when he is in sight.....btw dat guy needs sum well-tailored advice

I have never seen a guy always showing off his body apart from flavour! This one is worse than flavour. He wears those tight black boxers especially, very short and tight!

yemmit90:
You sha like too much attention on NL.

Really? I didn't notice sha o

Pheals:

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Ha because he's been doing it jare! Everytime

And you commented? You shouldn't have!

Neyoor:


This girl will never cease to amaze me.


Of what benefit is this rant to us?



Approach the guy and talk to him because we don't him and all these your assertions are of no use to us.

vsaintchigs:
Why dont u say whats really on your mind

What's on my mind is other ladies have bfs, they visit regularly, they don't do this. He should respect himself!

falconey:


that's my Nigga.


Enjoy the view op its free.

But it's not fair! Isn't he assaulting our space?

I didn't think it was a problem at first but it's beginning to get on my nerves now! How would a sane human be walking around in very tight boxers exposing all his balls when there are ladies living in the compound as well.

He does it on Saturday especially when the compound is full. He smokes outside half nakeed, he's always the first to run to pump water when he sees ladies gisting outside,i really don't get.

This night was just the height!
I forgot my main gate key due to morning rush,i'v been standing outside banging the gate for someone to open, all for this same expert in nakeedness to come open the gate in a very tight boxers like the ones guys wear in the pool. He was trying to start a conversation with me but I was really uncomfortable with the whole thing!

Is he trying to entice us? This guy has a good body but I feel he should just respect his girlfriend and other ladies in the compound by covering up anytime he's around. I'm suspecting he has a hidden agenda! Anytime he sees ladies talking or whenever i'm sitting outside my balcony he comes out to do irrelevant things! Either to make calls, stare at the sky, smoke, walk round the compound or just do something totally uncalled for.

I'm thinking myself and other ladies should talk to his girlfriend, since she has pretended not to notice this teasing act! The ladies are beginning to feel uncomfortable, we are humans. He can't keep coming out with thick biceps and a hairy chest to tease us everytime, does he plan to seduce every lady in the compound? or better still I should confront him myself he has to stop this cocky act.

tosyne2much:
I want to know whether ......

Nothing happened

Wow that's really cool. You seem to love adventure like me . Well we really should cross paths, you sound interesting I know you are.

Lezzlie:
That's the NNPC housing complex and SNAPS, I used to do school-runs for my little brother then.

My district is close to ekpan, less than 20 minutes' drive actually...

Being born and bred in Lagos makes you more of a Lagosian than a Deltan or Riverian

My Christmas has no planned pattern, I go whenever the wind of the moment takes me, and it's often Enugu, Anambra and Delta.

I love the surprise of adventure without having to plan ahead and be ready.

Having to improvise and be spontaneous to events, people and situations is fun my heart never ceases beating frantically for.

ndujekwu:
Try remembering Shang-shung (the shape-shifter), Night wolf and montaro (the half-horseman)

Yea

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STFUareyouGod:
Jadekitana

Hi hi

Haha yea I remember Jax the grab guy! I prefer kung Lao the guy that throws his hat and liu kang if I got that right.

lemolise:
Super Nintendo I played it on Sega too but it wasn't as fun as playing tournament ( 8/8 ) on Snes. I was really good at it. Jax and Nightwolf used to be fav fighters.

As in the first time I saw the moniker smellymouth I laughed so hard I just don't know the idea behind the moniker lol.

Lol

ndujekwu:
I like d choice of that word... "cocky"

lemolise:
Ma kinda gal I have the app but it's nothing like the one i played on SNES

Which one is snes I played sega

Lezzlie:
Can you speak Itsekiri? What part of Warri are you familiar with?

I know ekpan very well, used to have a friend there! Aside that I was born and bred in lagos. I visit portharcourt every December for hols

tosyne2much:
Don't come and give us the edited version of a story ooooo... So what later happened after u took ur bath?

Hahaha why are you so interested in the aftermath?

Lezzlie:
Lolz, Is there anything so heart-stoping in meeting me in the flesh and saying hi ?

Lol ofcourse it would be cool

lemolise:
You play MK?

I used to play MK

Hahahaha ok o

ndujekwu:
I know am late.... pls learn igbo quickly... we have "the altar" to go to

Hahaha oh oh pls tarry well, you may just break my nairaland rule I speak in parables

Lezzlie:
Used to.

My quest for higher education took me away and I never truely came once secured the right to change my name

But I come around every quarterly; it's still my home.

I leave in a couple days' time and would be back in May, I could tarry till June.

Lol lagos has clouded my head, I should be there in June for a wedding , do you live there?

Lezzlie:
True, the pepper-soup here has a unique flavour dissimilar to any.

But i came late and have only been out once, it's been indoors with my beer and Easter's offerings yet.

A considerable part of River's population is igbo though....lolz

You should frequent here often, town is small and nice and it doesn't hurt getting well acquainted with your mother's folks.

Hahahahaha abeg I no fit laugh ooooo

FlawlessRebirth2:
.WATIN JUST PAIN ME NA....OP DEY CALL HIMSELF FINE BOY

I DINT BOTHER CHECKING HIS PROFILE

CUZ 97% OF THIS NL GUY ARE FVCKING HUGLY(UGLY)

abgaya

Hahahahaha

Smellymouth:
Jade, abeg manage this weed, maybe if u smoke am u go see clearly

Abeg where's the lady in this pic? Smellymouth biko pass me your glasses, I can't see anything