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Lezzlie:
Mum is Itsekiri ? Then I take the liberty in assuming you have affiliation to Warri.

And it seems you're Rivers Igbo (if there's any term like that).

I came to Warri for the holidays, it's been a while here.

Lol some peeps in my family understand and speak igbo very well. Warri? I'v been to Warri twice, the town is very ok with lots of pepper soup eating spots hope u having fun?

Oh yes it does have a part 2 which happened later

Mprepz:
Lwkm.. surely this story has a part two

Hmmm true

ba7man:
The issue here is different ways to get different girls satisfied in bed.

A man has to learn a woman's body and its responses all over again when he's with a new one.

That's work for a guy that gets home tired after a long day.

Sorry o, but i'v never heard of that! That's a very boring lady you must have been with.

Naughtysite:
Yes, ladies act as if they dont like sex. Thats what i mean by pretend.

They be like, " don't touch my breast, dont come on me, please be fast ".

Which kind instructions be that one ?

Ucheosefoh:
ok "addicted" have similar storyline, she complained to her hubby that he is not adventurous but the hubby refused to change so she went on a cheating spree. She is a sex addict

Ha that's really bad! What a movie i'd like to watch though

See where your mind went to smh

Lobolintin:
He 4cked you that day ?

phensbassey:
turning my left cheek

Pecks him on that one

phensbassey:
I love pink...*goes to buy condom* will you come over

Tears him E-slap

Pretend ke! Errrrm how about a good dick without an experienced owner! Things happen o

Naughtysite:
Alot of women pretend about sex. That is why they do not get satisfied.

Bt trust me, even without kissing and preintimacy, a good dick will make a woman come under 30 minutes twice and she will start expressing tiredness..

No o, if loving you is a crime

Ucheosefoh:
"Addicted" name of the movie?

Come back here, you are going nowhere

Adaure4ever:
Ewoo, make i leave this thread b4 I get spoilt.
Experienced ourgh-logist are here.

King of doggy? What a title hahaha

Estharfabian:
So! I'm definitely Loving The thread!



...So many Selfish Niggaz Roaming The street!
....After They'll come here Claiming King Of doggy!

I thought I was bad

Stellamariss:
I will keep on sucking his ear till we do d did .

Hahahahhahahahahaahahahaha did I just read this? Omg I just spilled my drink, I wanna die of laughter jeeez hahahaha

smileysmiley:
Experienced that with my ex boyfriend, he'll just cum and leave someone stranded, stupid Olodo boy. I met my new sweetheart and he redefined sex, at times he gives me two orgasms sef before he climaxes, he made me to believe in #teambeardgang cause he has beards and the former Olodo used to shave all his beards out. I'm now a #teambeardgang, if you don't have beards don't even bother approaching me cause na correct snubbing you go collect. The annoying part is that the stupid boy leaves you more Hot than you were before the sex.
DON'T STRESS YOURSELF, GO HOME WITH A BEARDED GUY
if any oloshi boy that can't make a girl cum quotes me ehn, thunder will cut off his Willie Willie

Lol there's fire on the mountain o

Naughtysite:
I always hear, " Pls stop, i am tired "..

By the time a lady gets tired, i guess she has cum 3 times..

Mum is itsekeri, dad is rivers. But I'm learning igbo gradually

Lezzlie:
what part of Delta are you originally from?

Please leave my world out of this o

Ejytex:
So u go fit dump PHYNO if he do d wash?

You are a very rotten somebori, see the way u described Bj

olaleye1355:
Lmao,what kind of man have you been with.
Where did you ever hear that the dick is just like the clit.....rotfl

Put a hardworking dick into your mouth with good thorough licking and sipping of the balls to the shaft and superman will rise up to save the day AGAIN. But the pussy has no remedy to make a come back LAZY BY NATURE. So...... No ma,we aint the same!!!

Hahahahahahaha pls oo

Smellymouth:
Jadekitana, wait make I catch u for bed

Water heater made me disgrace myself!
I went to see a friend far from my school, when BIU boys were reigning then I got stuck in his house cos it was raining heavily,so I had to sleep over. I needed to have my bath with very hot water because I was freezing so he switched on the water heater! We were watching movies so I totally forgot how hot the water would have been, I just jumped into the bath and opened the hot water knob to the last, it came out in full force very very hot. I screamed and ran out of the bathroom stark nakeed,i just saw him looking at me with total confusion. He kept asking babe what is it? Did u see a ghost? What happened? I was totally embarrassed. This is someone I was seriously styling for, he saw everything on a platter of gold. But I kinda like the way he handled the situation, he walked past me,went into the bathroom to adjust the whole thing, smiled one wicked cocky smile and said "you can now continue" I felt like entering the ground.

Hahaha smellymouth what do you have to say to this [color=#006600][/color][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][i][/i]

Hahaha na really tractor, u one hell of a funny person. But really are there subtle ways not to hurt ones feelings especially in this case? Lol ok oooo

kinglekan:

Forest ..Osanobuaaaaaaa!!! My friend wee you get a tractor and do the needful.

Those wey no wan hurt the man's feelings would think of a cooler way of saying it. I mean there are a thousand ways to say something, just figure out which one would be less ego deflating.

But really keeping it locked inside would just make the lady explode. The man nor be psychic nau. Maybe in his mind he is really putting all the effort.

Hahahahaha I no fit laugh oo, infact i'm speechless

chigoizie7:
Nne, biko sex is not a tug of war. Me, once I am tired/cum, na u sabi.

As a man cums, strength no dey be say strength no dey, abi u wan make man pikin die untop the mata?

Biko, adirom ama aka with any woman, if u want to dare a woman she can go for 2hrs none stop, who go suffer am? ME. Abeg, if u no like am like that, biko break up with me Asap

Some are selfish

Stupedinluv:
So they are?

vizkiz:
You can't keep schedules for sex can you? I don't think that is possible though. Except If you mean marathon sex.

Yes o, real marathon Friday, Saturday and sunday non-stop

Very well

Lezzlie:
'Sup Jade, how's your holidays going?

Those ones are probably very shy or feel guilty, hmmmmm

Rotab4life:
Lol i mentioned the pant and bag stuff cos most ladies feel like they've killed someone after sex. They just want to disappear. Yeah but after some minutes a little touch on the rod can bring it back to life

Yes o, good marathon Friday, Saturday and sunday

vizkiz:
You can't keep schedules for sex can you? I don't think that is possible though. Except If you mean marathon sex.

No be only cobwebs na forest some women may not want to hurt his feelings, but I do talk o, its better.

kinglekan:

Chaiii, no oga. All of una just dey keep unnecessary cobwebs down there. .

You can't blame the hubby nau. You think its easy to control Johnny depp abi?

But on a lighter note rather than complaining, tell the man how to get the job done. Most men are old schooled, so nagging about how unsatisfied you are as a lady wouldn't probably change things.

In synzu's voice OVOKO omo you have a degree in this matter o, lemme mark your moniker and run away from you you are a professional

Eddygourdo:
yes oh. The first three men who sleep with a lady after virginity defines how her body will always respond to sex, lady who right from inception exchanged sex for money, you could put ur entire arm inside sef or pound for hours with all skills and she will be looking at u with no sign of arrival. Same applies to some rape victims, molestation victims etc their sexuality isn't in sync so why waste all effort. Rather you do ur business and get out instead of sweating unnecessarily. That Is why I like masturbatory girls or bisexuals. To make them come involves little effort thus u get to enjoy afterwards without fear of blackmail

Rotab4life:
Ladies are actually the selfish ones. You lie like a log of wood and expect the man do all the job. Even if the man goes flaccid, a singular act from you can make him become erect again but the first thing you do is wear your pants and carry your hand bag to leave

Wear pant and carry her bag ke? Is she a prost1tute? Depends on the kinda women u meet though. And sorry when a man cums, he's usually very sensitive, you can't even touch it for the mean time just like the clit! Go study these things well. Ain't about being a log of wood

na really jedi. Anyway that's why I have days for such during marriage! Weekends only, mon-fri rule out

vizkiz:
hmmmmn...Men sometimes go through stress during the day and his babe bringing her own ish later at night night is just yet another stress. Most of them try pleasing her but you can't really cheat nature (which makes them sleep off immediately after sex most times).

About a guy cuming quicker than drops of rain I guess it is because he has too much sugar in his body system he should go for stuffs popularly known as jedi. Tell him to go find solution to that it will help him last longer and at the same time satisfy your sexual desires.