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RomanceThe Etymology Behind Men Infatuation To B.reast by jaeyking(op): 6:15pm On Jan 04, 2017
THE ETYMOLOGY BEHIND MEN INFATUATION TO B----T (+18) Written by Anuoluwapo Shittu (plato jnr) . . . There is that particular organ on a woman’s body that enthralls men and women alike and that organ is the b----t. It just has these “magical voodoo” that even women are jealous of each other’s b-----s. A man’s solicitation to woman’s b-----s in most cases determines his level of sexual attraction to the woman herself. Here are some reasons men love b-----s (according to the male psycho).
1. B.reasts are transcendental: At the onset of puberty, a young boy starts to notice the organs in a girl’s body that aren’t on his own body. He notices that while he and his friends can go out topless, girls can’t. And is awed by the mysteriousness attached to girls chests. He then goes around on the mischievous mission of finding out more by asking asks his elder brother or older male friends. He is informed that those things around a girl’s chest are called b-----s or booobs. From that very young age, boys grow up fascinated by b-----s because they are simply mysterious in nature. Softer than any other part of a girls body. Produces milk at child-birth. Milk dries up after breastfeeding stops. They have n-----s that become hardened when she is sexually aroused. They jump up and down when she runs. Nothing is more mysterious to a man than a woman’s b-----s. Absolutely nothing.
2. B.reasts are for the male gender: People have the misguided idea that b-----s are just for babies. They couldn’t be any wronger (permit the English). B-----s are filled with fatty tissues not milk. The size of a woman’s b-----s have absolutely nothing to do with the amount of milk she can produce. A woman with flat b-----s can produce more milk than a woman with gigantic b-----s. As long as a woman has an outlet (n-----s) and has the right hormones (prolactine and oxytocin), Then she can produce milk. Even the Bible in different scriptures point to the fact that God designed the b-----s for men. For example: Proverbs 5:18-19 “Let her b-----s fill you at all times with delight.” Isaiah 66:11 “That you may nurse and be satisfied from her consoling bre@st; that you may drink deeply with delight from her glorious abundance.” Song of Solomon 7:7-8 “Your stature is like a palm-tree, and your b-----s are like its clusters.” Whoever said b-----s are just for babies needs to read the Bible more often. I am pretty sure Eve’s b-----s confused Adam into eating the forbidden fruit. *lips sealed*
3. B.reasts are sexual: Are you aware that men are the only male mammals fascinated by b-----s in a sexual context. Women are the only female mammals whose b-----s become enlarged at puberty, independent of pregnancy. Humans are also the only species in which the males caress, massage and even orally stimulate the female b-----s during pre-intimacy and cex. There is a relationship between the hormones associated with bre@st feeding and male bre@st stimulation. When a woman’s n-----s are stimulated during bre@st-feeding, the neurochemical oxytocin, otherwise known as the “love drug,” floods her brain, helping to focus her attention and affection on her baby. A research conducted by Larry Young found that n----e stimulation enhances sexual arousal in the great majority of women. When a sexual partner touches, massages or nibbles a woman’s b-----s, Young said, this triggers the release of oxytocin in the woman’s brain, just like what happens when a baby nurses. But in this context, the oxytocin focuses the woman’s attention on her sexual partner, strengthening her desire to bond with this person. In other words, men can make themselves more desirable by stimulating a woman’s b-----s during pre-intimacy and s-x.
4. B.reasts represent fertility: It has been believed that men are attracted to women who are healthy and are able to reproduce. Large b-----s are a sign of fertility as they portray the notion that the woman would be able to bear children as well as nourish them.
5. B.reasts Offer Visual Stimulation: Men and women are very different in the sense that whereas women are stimulated by what they hear, men are stimulated by what they see. Men get ‘turned on’ by the sight or imagination of a woman’s body and that starts with the b-----s. B-----s always catch the attention of every male especially the big or firm ones.
6. B.reasts are soft and tender: B-----s are the softest parts of a woman’s body. They are soft and supple, tempting men to grab them. Men love how the b-----s feel in their hands and women like when their b-----s get fondled with.
7. B.reasts are comforting: For some reason, men find b-----s comforting. They love resting their heads on them. The very sight of them can make their bad mood disappear. A study conducted by Mark Eis a professor of homoeopathic medicine at Naples University concluded that staring at women’s b-----s can increase a man’s life expectancy by 4-6 years. B-----s feed babies within their first 2 years on earth while b-----s nurture men for the rest of their lives. No wonder we can’t do without them. . . .
RomanceRe: What's The Weird Thing That Attracts You To The Opposite Sex? by jaeyking(m): 12:25pm On Jan 03, 2017
this is kinda weird bt am attracted to gals who dont give me chance to romance/flirt woth them.. asin they no dey like make i dey touch touch dem
CelebritiesRe: When Blasting Gone Wrong… (check This Out) by jaeyking(op): 5:37pm On Dec 31, 2016
Meanwhile, on 25th, December, he was begging for N50,000 from D’banj, Waje and Reekado banks See after the cut….

CelebritiesWhen Blasting Gone Wrong… (check This Out) by jaeyking(op): 5:37pm On Dec 31, 2016
So, Twitter user @richie_slord was blasting Yemi Alade today, claiming he has more money than the singer.

Jokes EtcPhoto Of The Day by jaeyking(op): 5:24pm On Dec 31, 2016
saw dix and couldn't stop laughing

Health10 Facts About Premature Ejaculation That You Don’t Know by jaeyking(op): 5:13pm On Dec 31, 2016
Premature Ejaculation affects a large number of men across varied age groups. The condition which is characterized by decreasing or no ejaculatory control within a minute or less of vaginal penetration can have far reaching psychological consequences and can scar a man’s sexual confidence. custom essay writing service The International Society for Sexual Medicine uses two criteria for establishing PE: Ejaculation which either happens always or nearly always within a minute or less of vaginal penetration Inability to control ejaculatory response during all or nearly all vaginal penetrations Premature Ejaculation Is Not A Disease One of the biggest misconceptions surrounding PE is that it is a sickness or disease affecting certain men only. Nothing can be far from the truth. It is a well established fact that even the most healthy males can and do experience PE at some point. While in some men the condition is a one time occurrence, in others it can happen a few times. Others yet might suffer from the more acute state of PE in which there is little or no control over the time it takes to ejaculate; which is typically within less than a minute of vaginal penetration. Numerous studies have clearly indicated that PE can have both biological and psychological triggers. Premature Ejaculation Is A Common Condition It has been estimated that more than seventy percent males experience PE (also known as rapid ejaculation) at some point while nearly twenty percent males between the ages of 18 – 59 suffer from regular PE. In some cases, lack of sexual activity can also leave a man overly anxious about having s-x. Even among healthy males with an active s-x life, PE is not uncommon as per- performance anxiety can lower the ejaculatory threshold and hamper what should otherwise be a pleasurable encounter for both individuals. Premature Ejaculation Is Not A Purely Psychological Condition Another common misconception about PE is that it is a purely psychological condition. Anxiety, stress, physical exhaustion and mental fatigue, depression etc., can all lead to PE. However, in a lot of cases biological conditions such as an oversensitive glans penis and an enlarged prostrate can cause PE. If PE is an on-going condition or if it is affecting your relationship(s) then seeking professional help is always a good idea. Consumption Of Certain Substances Does Not Necessarily Stump Premature Ejaculation S-x enhancers such as certain pills and drugs, alcoholic cocktails, wine, chocolates among other man-made aphrodisiacs can heighten sexual pleasure as these substances work by lowering inhibitions of the mind which results in relaxatio of the body. In case anxiety is the underlying cause of PE, these might help to a certain extent as they can help the mind relax which in turn can relax the body. Certain anti- depressant drugs have been known to help reduce PE. However, in-case PE has other biological triggers then ingesting these will not help. Substance abuse even in a healthy male with no sexual dysfunctions can lead to far greater problems such as erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, inability to o---- m, among other side effects. Mental Distraction And Diversion Are Not Permanent Solutions To Premature Ejaculation A common myth shared by many men is that mental distraction and diverting the mind from the sexual act can effectively delay ejaculation. While this can delay PE in some men, it is not a “one-pill works for all men” kind of an option. If your PE is not caused by a physical problem, then learning to control your body responses and urges will work much better for you. Premature Ejaculation Can Occur In Women As Well While this is a relatively less researched area, recent studies have indicated that in women climaxing too soon is akin to PE in men. Women with this condition mirrored the same anxiety levels and apprehensions about a non-satisfactory sexual encounter as men with PE. Although the effects of PE in women has a much lesser degree of stigma attached to it. Climaxing Within A Few Minutes Of Penetration Is A Sign Of Premature Ejaculation It is very difficult to determine what constitutes a definite time frame for PE to be established. Different men c----x within different time frames. So while some couples think lasting less than 20 minutes is a case of PE, for others yet, a sexual encounter of even 10 minutes can be perfectly satisfactory. PE is ideally established based on a number of symptoms. However, a working definition for establishing PE can be, a partner climaxing too soon as ascertained by both partners. Premature Ejaculation Can Be Managed With Exercises There are a few exercises such as Kegels among other muscle controlling exercises which have proven to be helpful in managing PE in a number of men. Conditioning the mind and the body to work in sync while having, s-x can go a long way in managing PE. For more information about Kegels, please visit http:// noprematureejaculation.com/kegel- exercises.html Premature Ejaculation Can Be Categorized As Lifelong And Acquired PE can be categorized as Primary (lifelong) under which a male has had no ejaculatory control right from his first sexual encounter while Secondary (acquired) PE is marked by a period of normal ejaculatory performance followed by regularly occurring PE. Premature Ejaculation can and in most cases does have an impact on the sexual and social confidence of a man. While the perfect cure is still a long way to come, a number of tropical treatment options have made it possible for men to successfully manage PE and regain their sexual confidence.
Nairaland GeneralSee What Thisnigerian Man Who Wrote JAMB 7 Times Achieved Dat Will Motivate You by jaeyking(op): 2:56pm On Dec 30, 2016
Inspiring story of Precious Ogechi,a Nigerian man from Port Harcourt who wrote JAMB 7 times.He wrote….. ‘My Story After my secondary education, I decided to further my studies. I wrote the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th JAMB exams and they were all cancelled. I decided to take the bull by the horn. I went to Enugu State University for a pre-degree program. On the completion of the program, I was offered a course in faculty of Science but the cultism in the institution as at then was unbearable for me, having being attacked twice. I decided to use the 5th JAMB that was released to study at University of Port Harcourt. Then ASUU had a protracted strike that lasted for over six months, I needed to write a 6th JAMB and I scored 274 but that score couldn’t offer me admissions as the two JAMBS were combined because the strike entered another year. After the first 6yrs at home, WAEC too was cancelling my results and I wrote WAEC/ NECO four times. I was frustrated, mocked, criticized and called a failure. Some of my classmates were already youth Corpers. Many out of pity told me to quit because school wasn’t for me. The criticisms, mockery and name calling from people that didn’t know what I was passing through compounded my issues and I started thinking of quitting/suicide. One evening, my brother in-law/mentor told me “Ogechi nobody can frustrate or determine the outcome of your life except you, don’t quit trying, you’ll be whatever you want to be” I repeated that to myself over a hundred times that night and I assumed the position of a CEO in my life. I enrolled for another pre-degree program in University of Port Harcourt, and wrote the 7th JAMB and it was also canceled but thank God I passed the BASIC program. So to gain admissions to do a bachelors program, I wrote JAMB 7times, WAEC/NECO 4times and Pre- degree 2times. However, when I finally entered University, I passed Rivers State government scholarship exams to study abroad but few weeks to departure, another government took over in 2007 and cancelled the scholarship. But I told myself I must study in Nigeria and abroad. People called me a failure but, I don’t know if I am still a failure, if school is for me now or not, or if am still bewitched as people said.. All I can remember now is that I have done BSc in Nigeria, Masters in Safety and Environmental Management in UK, have seven additional professional certifications, qualified as a Chartered Environmentalist in UK and have worked both in Nigeria & Scotland. I have learnt that setbacks are actually strongholds in disguise if we don’t quit trying. I have learnt that persistence wears off every resistance. I have also learnt as a Christian that if your faith says Yes, God won’t say No, only be DETERMINED. I give God ALL the glory and shame to the devil’.
CrimeRe: 61-Year-Old Man Rapes A 10-Year-Old Girl For Months In Abia Hotel by jaeyking(m): 10:06pm On Dec 29, 2016
This era wey guys they run from gals wey one kill dem with sex,,,,,,then i begin to wonder with all the mature gals out there ready to open there legs for a guy,, then one old goat would have sex with a minor... They need sense oooo... Or jungle justice to use them as example
CrimeRe: 61-Year-Old Man Rapes A 10-Year-Old Girl For Months In Abia Hotel by jaeyking(m): 2:39pm On Dec 29, 2016
DonEffiong:
why are they taking the girl to the hospital as if she was forced or drug?
if the man said she has been doing it for months then that girl should be ask and confirm if it true
maybe she did it out of her own free will and both should be given their measured dose of punishment
not acting as if the man charm the girl into the act

OP change the topic from rape to something else
it doesn't represent the message
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Dude dont be a fool she is 10yrs old an A minor. The stupid old man should face d full wrath of the law.. Let for me i will insert hot nail into the opening of his penis.........

The sunderland football a. Johnson is in prison cuz he had sex with a 17yrs old gal (still a minor) not to talk of a 10yrs old gal.. Nigeria law is so stupid for my liking
Christianity EtcMorning Devotional Book by jaeyking(op): 8:33am On Dec 11, 2016
Open Heavens Sunday 11 December 2016:- Rejected of the Lord? REJECTED OF THE LORD? – Sunday December 11th 2016 Memorise: Cast me not away from thy presence; and take not thy Holy Spirit from me. Psalms 51:11 Read: Proverbs 1:24-29 (KJV) 24 Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded; 25 But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof: 26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; 27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. 28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me: 29 For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the Lord: Bible in one year: Exodus 33:7-35:29, Psalms 119:65-80 MESSAGE Rejection is a terrible form of punishment that God sometimes uses to call the attention of His backslidden children to quit their sins and immoralities. Therefore, experiences and feelings of rejection are to be dealt with through the prayer of forgiveness and perseverance. In many cases in the Bible, God’s rejection came as a shock because everything seemed normal until a sudden calamity stuck as a result of the departure of God’s Presence. Open Heavens Sunday 11 December 2016:- Rejected of the Lord? Such was the case with Samson and the nation of Israel. The reality of God’s rejection dawned on them by the terrible defeats that they suffered in the hands of their enemy. Judges 16:20 says: “And she said, The Philistines be upon thee, Samson. And he awoke out of his sleep, and said, I will go out as at other times before, and shake myself. And he wist not that the Lord was departed from him.” All houses appear to have strong foundations until they go through the test of storms. In Matthew 7:24-27, the Lord talked of two houses; one built on the rock and the other on sand. Both appeared quite strong and promising until the floods came, one collapsed while the other stood firm. Do not wait till the day of the storm to discover your status with God, check yourself today and do everything possible to reconcile with God if need be. In the same vein, all children are the same until they commit an offence. While the bona fide ones are immediately corrected and disciplined, the bastards are left on their own. A child left to himself is doomed. If God does not correct you for wrong speech, reaction and conduct, it simply means He is not your Father! When last did God cane you for wrong doing? May you never be above correction! That God calls you does not mean He cannot call you something else. As our Creator, He has that right. Matthew 15:21-28 says, “the children’s bread shall not be given to dogs” and Revelation 22:15 says “dogs have a place outside”. Open heavens messages. This means that no matter how much a dog is loved, sooner or later, it will end up outside and the gate of Heaven will be shut against it. Do you feel as if the gates of Heavens are shut against you? Do you feel as if you are shut out of God’s blessings? It could mean that you are a ‘dog’. Why not accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour today? Why not reconcile with your Maker? Prayer Point Father, please, cast me not away from Your Presence in the Name of Jesus.
PropertiesRe: 15 Beautiful Buildings In Nigeria You'll Love To See (pictures) by jaeyking(m): 8:03am On Nov 13, 2016
If you are posting about buildings then i believe ship house in kaduna suppose dey there
Nairaland GeneralSEE THIS Lol!!! Who Did This? Back In The School Days by jaeyking(op): 2:23pm On Nov 09, 2016
Lol saw this and couldn't stop laughing

Nairaland GeneralSee What Two Northerns Are Doing With A Ten Year Old Boy by jaeyking(op): 2:52pm On Oct 29, 2016
Two men caught having anal sex with 10-year-old boy in Kano .Quite a lot of people were left in shock after two men were caught red-handed having sex with a 10-year-old boy in broad daylight in Kano. The Cable reports that the two men, Labaran Abdullahi, 25, and Sani Umar, 35, who reside in Tudun Rubudi Kurnan Asabe Quarters Kano, have been arraigned before a Magistrates’ Court in Kano on Friday, October 28, for this abominable act. They are facing a two- count charge of unnatural offence and public nuisance. File photo of Nigerian police PAY ATTENTION: Get all the latest gossips on NAIJ Gossip App The duo were caught by one Sagir Muhammad and two members of Vigilante Group attached to Bachirawa Quarters around 11pm having anal intercourse with the 10-year-old boy. The prosecutor said that the victim was rushed to Waziri Shehu Gidado Hospital Kano for treatment. He said the offence contravened sections 284 and 183 of the penal code. The two suspects however pleaded not guilty to the charges. The Chief Magistrate, Ibrahim Khaleel ordered that the two men be remanded in prison custody and adjourned the case to November 29, for hearing. Nawa oh!
Car TalkRe: Top 5 Cars Spotted In Nigeria This Week -specs And Prices by jaeyking(m): 5:07pm On Oct 21, 2016
wow they are all great cars but my best car remains porsche 911 #2017
CrimeRe: Man Caught Raping A Minor In Kaduna State. Photos by jaeyking(m): 3:38pm On Oct 19, 2016
Kaduna that is filled with different ashawo joints @oblande,, he for go there fulfill him lustful desire dan having sex with a minor, i mean wetin some useless guys dey gain by sleeping with minor wen mature ones dey dey expose there assest for as low a 5H..... Sha na becuz beta law no dey persecute dem if dey dem castrate dem all dix rubbish for no happen
Nairaland GeneralThe Truth About The North by jaeyking(op): 1:42pm On Oct 16, 2016
Funny but true.߇㰟Ǭ IN NIGERIA President -North. Senate President -North Speaker House of Reps - North. SGF -North * Chief of Staff - North. Head of Service - North. INEC Chairman - North. Chief Justice of federation - North. President Court of Appeal - North. EFCC Chairman - North. President Federal high court - North. National Security Adviser - North. Chief of Army Staff - North. Chief of Air Staff - North. Controller, Customs Service - North. Defence Minister-North. MD Port Authority- North. MD NDIC - North Controller Prison Services - North. *Controller of Immigration -North. *Controller of Fire Service North. *Highest looter North. Richest man in Africa - North. 85% of Petroleum Marketers in Nigeria - Northerners. 80% of Oil Block Owners in Nigeria - Northerners. 99% of beggars in Nigeria - Northerners Boko Haram - North. *90% of Nigeria past president/Head of state -North. Yet, the Poorest states in Nigeria and Educationally backward areas in Nigeria are in the North. Now, ask yourself, what is the problem of the Northerners? Keep forwarding till it get to all their leaders may be they will have to re-think and stop being selfish..... CAN YOU IMAGINE? ?

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