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THE ETYMOLOGY BEHIND MEN INFATUATION TO B----T
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Written by Anuoluwapo Shittu (plato jnr)
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There is that particular organ on a woman’s body that enthralls men
and women alike and that organ is the b----t. It just has these
“magical voodoo” that even women are jealous of each other’s b-----s.
A man’s solicitation to woman’s b-----s in most cases determines his
level of sexual attraction to the woman herself.
Here are some reasons men love b-----s (according to the male psycho). 1. B.reasts are transcendental: At the onset of puberty, a young boy starts to notice the organs in a girl’s body that aren’t on his own body. He notices that while he and his friends can go out topless, girls can’t. And is awed by the mysteriousness attached to girls chests. He then goes around on the mischievous mission of finding out more by asking asks his elder brother or older male friends. He is informed that those things around a girl’s chest are called b-----s or booobs. From that very young age, boys grow up fascinated by b-----s because they are simply mysterious in nature. Softer than any other part of a girls body. Produces milk at child-birth. Milk dries up after breastfeeding stops. They have n-----s that become hardened when she is sexually aroused. They jump up and down when she runs. Nothing is more mysterious to a man than a woman’s b-----s. Absolutely nothing. 2. B.reasts are for the male gender: People have the misguided idea that b-----s are just for babies. They couldn’t be any wronger (permit the English). B-----s are filled with fatty tissues not milk. The size of a woman’s b-----s have absolutely nothing to do with the amount of milk she can produce. A woman with flat b-----s can produce more milk than a woman with gigantic b-----s. As long as a woman has an outlet (n-----s) and has the right hormones (prolactine and oxytocin), Then she can produce milk. Even the Bible in different scriptures point to the fact that God designed the b-----s for men. For example: Proverbs 5:18-19 “Let her b-----s fill you at all times with delight.” Isaiah 66:11 “That you may nurse and be satisfied from her consoling bre@st; that you may drink deeply with delight from her glorious abundance.” Song of Solomon 7:7-8 “Your stature is like a palm-tree, and your b-----s are like its clusters.” Whoever said b-----s are just for babies needs to read the Bible more often. I am pretty sure Eve’s b-----s confused Adam into eating the forbidden fruit. *lips sealed* 3. B.reasts are sexual: Are you aware that men are the only male mammals fascinated by b-----s in a sexual context. Women are the only female mammals whose b-----s become enlarged at puberty, independent of pregnancy. Humans are also the only species in which the males caress, massage and even orally stimulate the female b-----s during pre-intimacy and cex. There is a relationship between the hormones associated with bre@st feeding and male bre@st stimulation. When a woman’s n-----s are stimulated during bre@st-feeding, the neurochemical oxytocin, otherwise known as the “love drug,” floods her brain, helping to focus her attention and affection on her baby. A research conducted by Larry Young found that n----e stimulation enhances sexual arousal in the great majority of women. When a sexual partner touches, massages or nibbles a woman’s b-----s, Young said, this triggers the release of oxytocin in the woman’s brain, just like what happens when a baby nurses. But in this context, the oxytocin focuses the woman’s attention on her sexual partner, strengthening her desire to bond with this person. In other words, men can make themselves more desirable by stimulating a woman’s b-----s during pre-intimacy and s-x. 4. B.reasts represent fertility: It has been believed that men are attracted to women who are healthy and are able to reproduce. Large b-----s are a sign of fertility as they portray the notion that the woman would be able to bear children as well as nourish them. 5. B.reasts Offer Visual Stimulation: Men and women are very different in the sense that whereas women are stimulated by what they hear, men are stimulated by what they see. Men get ‘turned on’ by the sight or imagination of a woman’s body and that starts with the b-----s. B-----s always catch the attention of every male especially the big or firm ones. 6. B.reasts are soft and tender: B-----s are the softest parts of a woman’s body. They are soft and supple, tempting men to grab them. Men love how the b-----s feel in their hands and women like when their b-----s get fondled with. 7. B.reasts are comforting: For some reason, men find b-----s comforting. They love resting their heads on them. The very sight of them can make their bad mood disappear. A study conducted by Mark Eis a professor of homoeopathic medicine at Naples University concluded that staring at women’s b-----s can increase a man’s life expectancy by 4-6 years. B-----s feed babies within their first 2 years on earth while b-----s nurture men for the rest of their lives. No wonder we can’t do without them. . . . |
this is kinda weird bt am attracted to gals who dont give me chance to romance/flirt woth them.. asin they no dey like make i dey touch touch dem |
Meanwhile, on 25th, December, he was
begging for N50,000 from D’banj, Waje
and
Reekado banks See after the cut….
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So, Twitter user @richie_slord was
blasting Yemi Alade today, claiming he
has more money than the singer.
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saw dix and couldn't stop laughing
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Premature Ejaculation affects a large
number of men across varied age
groups. The condition which is
characterized by decreasing or no
ejaculatory control within a minute or
less of vaginal penetration can have far
reaching psychological consequences
and can scar a man’s sexual confidence.
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The International Society for Sexual
Medicine uses two criteria for
establishing PE:
Ejaculation which either happens
always or nearly always within a minute
or less of vaginal penetration
Inability to control ejaculatory response
during all or nearly all vaginal
penetrations
Premature Ejaculation Is Not A Disease
One of the biggest misconceptions
surrounding PE is that it is a sickness or
disease affecting certain men only.
Nothing can be far from the truth. It is a
well established fact that even the most
healthy males can and do experience PE
at some point. While in some men the
condition is a one time occurrence, in
others it can happen a few times.
Others yet might suffer from the more
acute state of PE in which there is little
or no control over the time it takes to
ejaculate; which is typically within less
than a minute of vaginal penetration.
Numerous studies have clearly indicated
that PE can have both biological and
psychological triggers.
Premature Ejaculation Is A Common
Condition
It has been estimated that more than
seventy percent males experience PE
(also known as rapid ejaculation) at
some point while nearly twenty percent
males between the ages of 18 – 59
suffer from regular PE. In some cases,
lack of sexual activity can also leave a
man overly anxious about having s-x.
Even among healthy males with an
active s-x life, PE is not uncommon as
per- performance anxiety can lower the
ejaculatory threshold and hamper what
should otherwise be a pleasurable
encounter for both individuals.
Premature Ejaculation Is Not A Purely
Psychological Condition
Another common misconception about
PE is that it is a purely psychological
condition. Anxiety, stress, physical
exhaustion and mental fatigue,
depression etc., can all lead to PE.
However, in a lot of cases biological
conditions such as an oversensitive
glans penis and an enlarged prostrate
can cause PE. If PE is an on-going
condition or if it is affecting your
relationship(s) then seeking
professional help is always a good idea.
Consumption Of Certain Substances
Does Not Necessarily Stump Premature
Ejaculation
S-x enhancers such as certain pills and
drugs, alcoholic cocktails, wine,
chocolates among other man-made
aphrodisiacs can heighten sexual
pleasure as these substances work by
lowering inhibitions of the mind which
results in relaxatio of the body. In case
anxiety is the underlying cause of PE,
these might help to a certain extent as
they can help the mind relax which in
turn can relax the body. Certain anti-
depressant drugs have been known to
help reduce PE. However, in-case PE has
other biological triggers then ingesting
these will not help. Substance abuse
even in a healthy male with no sexual
dysfunctions can lead to far greater
problems such as erectile dysfunction,
premature ejaculation, inability to o----
m, among other side effects.
Mental Distraction And Diversion Are Not
Permanent Solutions To Premature
Ejaculation
A common myth shared by many men is
that mental distraction and diverting the
mind from the sexual act can effectively
delay ejaculation. While this can delay PE
in some men,
it is not a “one-pill works for all men”
kind of an option. If your PE is not
caused by a physical problem, then
learning to control your body responses
and urges will work much better for
you.
Premature Ejaculation Can Occur In
Women As Well
While this is a relatively less researched
area, recent studies have indicated that
in women climaxing too soon is akin to
PE in men. Women with this condition
mirrored the same anxiety levels and
apprehensions about a non-satisfactory
sexual encounter as men with PE.
Although the effects of PE in women has
a much lesser degree of stigma
attached to it.
Climaxing Within A Few Minutes Of
Penetration Is A Sign Of Premature
Ejaculation
It is very difficult to determine what
constitutes a definite time frame for PE
to be established. Different men c----x
within different time frames. So while
some couples think lasting less than 20
minutes is a case of PE, for others yet, a
sexual encounter of even 10 minutes
can be perfectly satisfactory. PE is ideally
established based on a number of
symptoms. However, a working
definition for establishing PE can be, a
partner climaxing too soon as
ascertained by both partners.
Premature Ejaculation Can Be Managed
With Exercises
There are a few exercises such as
Kegels among other muscle controlling
exercises which have proven to be
helpful in managing PE in a number of
men. Conditioning the mind and the
body to work in sync while having, s-x
can go a long way in managing PE. For
more information about Kegels, please
visit http://
noprematureejaculation.com/kegel-
exercises.html
Premature Ejaculation Can Be
Categorized As Lifelong And Acquired
PE can be categorized as Primary
(lifelong) under which a male has had
no ejaculatory control right from his
first sexual encounter while Secondary
(acquired) PE is marked by a period of
normal ejaculatory performance
followed by regularly occurring PE.
Premature Ejaculation can and in most
cases does have an impact on the
sexual and social confidence of a man.
While the perfect cure is still a long way
to come, a number of tropical treatment
options have made it possible for men
to successfully manage
PE and regain their sexual confidence. |
Inspiring story of Precious Ogechi,a
Nigerian man from Port Harcourt who
wrote JAMB 7 times.He wrote…..
‘My Story
After my secondary education, I decided
to further my studies.
I wrote the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th JAMB
exams and they were all cancelled. I
decided to take the bull by the horn. I
went to Enugu State University for a
pre-degree program. On the completion
of the program, I was offered a course
in faculty of Science but the cultism in
the institution as at then was
unbearable for me, having being
attacked twice. I decided to use the 5th
JAMB that was released to study at
University of Port Harcourt. Then ASUU
had a protracted strike that lasted for
over six months, I needed to write a 6th
JAMB and I scored 274 but that score
couldn’t offer me admissions as the two
JAMBS were combined because the
strike entered another year. After the
first 6yrs at home, WAEC too was
cancelling my results and I wrote WAEC/
NECO four times. I was frustrated,
mocked, criticized and called a failure.
Some of my classmates were already
youth Corpers. Many out of pity told me
to quit because school wasn’t for me.
The criticisms, mockery and name
calling from people that didn’t know
what I was passing through
compounded my issues and I started
thinking of quitting/suicide.
One evening, my brother in-law/mentor
told me “Ogechi nobody can frustrate or
determine the outcome of your life
except you, don’t quit trying, you’ll be
whatever you want to be” I repeated
that to myself over a hundred times that
night and I assumed the position of a
CEO in my life.
I enrolled for another pre-degree
program in University of Port Harcourt,
and wrote the 7th JAMB and it was also
canceled but thank God I passed the
BASIC program. So to gain admissions to
do a bachelors program, I wrote JAMB
7times, WAEC/NECO 4times and Pre-
degree 2times.
However, when I finally entered
University, I passed Rivers State
government scholarship exams to study
abroad but few weeks to departure,
another government took over in 2007
and cancelled the scholarship. But I told
myself I must study in Nigeria and
abroad.
People called me a failure but, I don’t
know if I am still a failure, if school is for
me now or not, or if am still bewitched
as people said..
All I can remember now is that I have
done BSc in Nigeria, Masters in Safety
and Environmental Management in UK,
have seven additional professional
certifications, qualified as a Chartered
Environmentalist in UK and have worked
both in Nigeria & Scotland.
I have learnt that setbacks are actually
strongholds in disguise if we don’t quit
trying.
I have learnt that persistence wears off
every resistance.
I have also learnt as a Christian that if
your faith says Yes, God won’t say No,
only be DETERMINED.
I give God ALL the glory and shame to
the devil’. |
This era wey guys they run from gals wey one kill dem with sex,,,,,,then i begin to wonder with all the mature gals out there ready to open there legs for a guy,, then one old goat would have sex with a minor... They need sense oooo... Or jungle justice to use them as example |
DonEffiong:.. Dude dont be a fool she is 10yrs old an A minor. The stupid old man should face d full wrath of the law.. Let for me i will insert hot nail into the opening of his penis......... The sunderland football a. Johnson is in prison cuz he had sex with a 17yrs old gal (still a minor) not to talk of a 10yrs old gal.. Nigeria law is so stupid for my liking |
Open Heavens Sunday 11 December 2016:-
Rejected of the Lord?
REJECTED OF THE LORD? –
Sunday December 11th 2016
Memorise: Cast me not away
from thy presence; and take
not thy Holy Spirit from me.
Psalms 51:11
Read: Proverbs 1:24-29 (KJV)
24 Because I have called, and
ye refused; I have stretched
out my hand, and no man
regarded;
25 But ye have set at nought
all my counsel, and would
none of my reproof:
26 I also will laugh at your
calamity; I will mock when
your fear cometh;
27 When your fear cometh as
desolation, and your
destruction cometh as a
whirlwind; when distress
and anguish cometh upon
you.
28 Then shall they call upon
me, but I will not answer;
they shall seek me early, but
they shall not find me:
29 For that they hated
knowledge, and did not
choose the fear of the Lord:
Bible in one year: Exodus
33:7-35:29, Psalms 119:65-80
MESSAGE
Rejection is a terrible form of
punishment that God
sometimes uses to call the
attention of His backslidden
children to quit their sins and
immoralities. Therefore,
experiences and feelings of
rejection are to be dealt with
through the prayer of
forgiveness and
perseverance. In many cases
in the Bible, God’s rejection
came as a shock because
everything seemed normal
until a sudden calamity stuck
as a result of the departure of
God’s Presence. Open
Heavens Sunday 11 December
2016:- Rejected of the Lord?
Such was the case with
Samson and the nation of
Israel. The reality of God’s
rejection dawned on them by
the terrible defeats that they
suffered in the hands of their
enemy. Judges 16:20 says:
“And she said, The Philistines
be upon thee, Samson. And
he awoke out of his sleep,
and said, I will go out as at
other times before, and
shake myself. And he wist not
that the Lord was departed
from him.”
All houses appear to have
strong foundations until they
go through the test of
storms. In Matthew 7:24-27,
the Lord talked of two
houses; one built on the rock
and the other on sand. Both
appeared quite strong and
promising until the floods
came, one collapsed while
the other stood firm. Do not
wait till the day of the storm
to discover your status with
God, check yourself today and
do everything possible to
reconcile with God if need be.
In the same vein, all children
are the same until they
commit an offence. While the
bona fide ones are
immediately corrected and
disciplined, the bastards are
left on their own. A child left
to himself is doomed. If God
does not correct you for
wrong speech, reaction and
conduct, it simply means He
is not your Father! When last
did God cane you for wrong
doing? May you never be
above correction!
That God calls you does not
mean He cannot call you
something else. As our
Creator, He has that right.
Matthew 15:21-28 says, “the
children’s bread shall not be
given to dogs” and
Revelation 22:15 says “dogs
have a place outside”. Open
heavens messages. This
means that no matter how
much a dog is loved, sooner
or later, it will end up outside
and the gate of Heaven will
be shut against it. Do you feel
as if the gates of Heavens are
shut against you? Do you feel
as if you are shut out of God’s
blessings? It could mean that
you are a ‘dog’. Why not
accept Jesus as your Lord and
Saviour today? Why not
reconcile with your Maker?
Prayer Point
Father, please, cast me not
away from Your Presence in
the Name of Jesus. |
If you are posting about buildings then i believe ship house in kaduna suppose dey there |
Lol saw this and couldn't stop laughing
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Two men caught having anal sex
with 10-year-old boy in Kano
.Quite a lot of people were left in shock
after two men were caught red-handed
having sex with a 10-year-old boy in
broad daylight in Kano.
The Cable reports that the two
men, Labaran Abdullahi, 25, and Sani
Umar, 35, who reside in Tudun Rubudi
Kurnan Asabe Quarters Kano, have been
arraigned before a Magistrates’ Court in
Kano on Friday, October 28, for this
abominable act. They are facing a two-
count charge of unnatural offence and
public nuisance.
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The duo were caught by one Sagir
Muhammad and two members of
Vigilante Group attached to Bachirawa
Quarters around 11pm having anal
intercourse with the 10-year-old boy.
The prosecutor said that the victim was
rushed to Waziri Shehu Gidado Hospital
Kano for treatment. He said the offence
contravened sections 284 and 183 of
the penal code.
The two suspects however pleaded not
guilty to the charges. The Chief
Magistrate, Ibrahim Khaleel ordered that
the two men be remanded in prison
custody and adjourned the case to
November 29, for hearing.
Nawa oh! |
wow they are all great cars but my best car remains porsche 911 #2017 |
Kaduna that is filled with different ashawo joints @oblande,, he for go there fulfill him lustful desire dan having sex with a minor, i mean wetin some useless guys dey gain by sleeping with minor wen mature ones dey dey expose there assest for as low a 5H..... Sha na becuz beta law no dey persecute dem if dey dem castrate dem all dix rubbish for no happen |
Funny but true.߇㰟Ǭ IN NIGERIA
President -North.
Senate President -North
Speaker House of Reps - North.
SGF -North
* Chief of Staff - North.
Head of Service - North.
INEC Chairman - North.
Chief Justice of federation - North.
President Court of Appeal - North.
EFCC Chairman - North.
President Federal high court - North.
National Security Adviser - North.
Chief of Army Staff - North.
Chief of Air Staff - North.
Controller, Customs
Service - North.
Defence Minister-North.
MD Port Authority- North.
MD NDIC - North
Controller Prison Services - North.
*Controller of Immigration -North.
*Controller of Fire Service North.
*Highest looter North.
Richest man in Africa - North.
85% of Petroleum Marketers in Nigeria -
Northerners.
80% of Oil Block Owners in Nigeria -
Northerners.
99% of beggars in Nigeria - Northerners
Boko Haram - North.
*90% of Nigeria past president/Head of
state -North.
Yet, the Poorest states in Nigeria and
Educationally
backward areas in Nigeria are in the North.
Now, ask yourself, what is the problem of
the Northerners? Keep forwarding till it get
to all their leaders may be they will have to
re-think and stop being selfish.....
CAN YOU IMAGINE? ? |