₦airaland Forum

me trying to convince myself that this virus is not an agent of population control

toh. 2020 a year of change in nairaland

HeavenlyBang:
Not on Nigerian roads, sadly. At 180km/hr, you start feeling the bumps on the road. Maybe if I ever had the chance to do a run on those supposedly amazing Northern roads.

like the gusau to kaura road in zamfara

ola33t:







It's not really a formula, it's more of a conjecture, just like Collatz conjecture. It's more befitting calling it the Chika conjecture. That sounds more proper and would also give his work more popularity. Congrats to Chika.
To give more popularity and value to Chika's discovery, a competition could be put out to professionals all over the world, with a reward for anyone who could find any integer which doesn't follow the conjecture.

Having discovered different conjectures personally in the past, I can say Mathematics is the language of the universe.
All things in life are based on mathematical scales and ratios. The shape of flowers, sizes, radius, scale and ratio of the body parts etc

The Golden ratio, Fibonacci numbers are all cool mathematical discoveries that anyone can measure out and confirm the authenticity on their bodies with the use of a ruler or measuring tape.

seriously I personally looked for easy ways back in secondary school.
i called them my wayo method.

LearnITsmash:
The lady is correct but trust Nigerians to bash her and run away from the truth, he never refuted her claims, he is just rambling his little life's worth, which has nothing to do with the criticism the lady laid, Nigerians and silly sentiments

well Jason statman, Dwayne Johnson, all play monotonous roles in every movie.
Jason statman always a British badass, Dwayne Johnson the muscle man and vin diesel the unemotional thug

hefelove:
Exactly this is what my friend that just went to dubai a month ago told me o. He said they hate Nigerians ehn. He even said they prefared Ghanaians to Nigerians o. He is just hoping to meet someone to help him in the mosque he always pray

whose fault please don't come blaming the leaders
our youths we are our own disease.
any cybercrime, drug trafficking, a Nigerian is seen.

Dubai doesn't hate Nigerians they only hate the poor Nigerians who might infect their country.
youths wake up.
keep on killing your reputation through crime.
your politicians can buy their way through money but u can't so be honest

jaxxy:
Not necessarily Madrid bt he has to prove himself outside Barca even if it’s his National team. Period!

but Pele is the best footballer ever seen.
and guess what he played for Santos all his life..

ChieduJoshua081:
mehn nobody bring the idea we just go there go Bleep up. And the guy wey dy my front, I just dy look em face as e dy chew mouth I almost burst laugh for front of church.

una disgrace una self

Freehuman:
Won't work for all lecturers.

1. LECTURERS FROM FACULTY OF LAW HAVE TO PRACTICE LAW FULL TIME OR THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO TEACH TO THE BEST STANDARD.

2. LECTURERS FROM MEDICAL FACULTIES HAVE TO PRACTICE MEDICINE FULL TIME FOR THEM TO TEACH MEDICAL STUDENTS.

3. THIS APPLIES TO PHARMACY AS WELL

4. IF ENGINEERING WAS A "PRACTICAL" COURSE IN NIGERIA, IT WOULD BE UNDER SAME CATEGORIES.

RULE WILL WORK ON ALL THOSE SOCIOLOGY LECTURERS.

does practicing full time.
means they have to start working under another university as a full time teaching staff.

Oga read and understand before u comment

ChieduJoshua081:
The day they invited our church choir to come and perform in one praise program like that. We didn't have time to rehearse and we now went and chose this Benin song titled "Weh ose" if u know that song u will know how hard it was for u to learn the lyrics and we were not Benin speaking people. Na so we go there go chew our mouth till we sing the song finish. I was so embarrassed.

Another one was the time I was learning how to play keyboard so the person playing the keyboard was not around on that day and I decided to try and cover up. I was just playing nonsense in front of the whole church until the singer walked up to me and told me to stop playing. I was so embarrassed.

that song we ose.
una for just pick the second verse its more on Yoruba.
the first verse is Bini
3rd verse urogbo

richmoneyoliver:
The kind chain dix tecno use tie me bad ghan, ND I wan break this chain but no fit,,,,, I want to be free from the shackles of tecno and infinix spirit in my life

I have said it.
After using this infinix s4 never again
I am moving back to Nokia.
Only if S4 will get android 10 update.
Which I doubt

SouthSouth1914:
How old was Barack Obama when he became president?

how old was general yakubu Gowon wen he became head of state

Shibaraba:
Home is where you have rest of mind. To him that's home. He is relaxed. And a country provided that sweet place for him. Stating you have to do it yourself and make the country great. See able bodied man.... No matter the status, no deserve to sleep for that kind place.

Funniest part is this is what the law wants every youth to be. To be suffering and sleeping in gutters. For if you're arrested for living fine, I'm sure you won't be if you're sleeping in that position. No SARS will come

if you have a legitimate wealth you have nothing to fear.
only frauds fear the law

franchasng:
My man, this is what they call President, not the thieves and ethnic champions ruling the backward black nation called Nigeria, oh goodness

how I wish you knew he was one of the most corrupt and tyrant leader you won't say shit

Fidelismaria:
It's like they say

Birds of a feather flocks together

No cultist will want his fellow cultist friend date his sister and ruin her life

They know what their friends are capable of and therefore don't want it to happen to their sisters

Just imagine you saw your friend in a chemist buying condom and postinor 2..
Or your friend gisting you of how wet and how ur sister is screaming.

All this are reason why most guys want their sisters to be in a relationship with someone dey do not know

metalgear11:
There are thousands of world war 2 aircraft being restored and flown all around the world. They definitely have been decommissioned, or else they wouldn't be in the hands of private organizations. These planes are mainly used for air shows. Fifi and Doc, two Boeing B-29 superfortresses, are prime examples.

now read it again aloud this time and try to understand the reason you dragged Nigeria to this issue

these are the worst food combination i have ever see someone eating
banana and rice indomie and bread cheese (hausa call it awara) and garri pap and groundnut Beans and okro soup

Mensah007:
I had to open another account to post this.
Me and my gf graduated from the school and are currently serving. I'm serving in Lagos while she is in abuja. She was actually redeployed from a far north state to abuja with money by her parents.
We re both in our mid 20s, We love each other so much and would like to marry asap if money comes. After we graduated from Uniben, she persuaded me to go over with her to abuja and search for greener pasture, i made frantic calls in attempts to secure a place to squat over there but to no avail, I had no relatives there and d few friends I have there aren't that close. I later had to go over to Lagos to hustle because i have a few relatives there. Even while i was in Lagos she was still insisting i come over to abuja, reasons that abuja is a more lucrative city. I truly agree to that fact but i seriously have nobody to squat with and I have nobody at all in abuja, not even been to abuja before.
At a time she managed to convince one of her mum's sales boys to take me in in his room but the guy disappointed at the last minute so I had to stay back.

Nysc came, I'm serving in Lagos, she was posted to Kebbi and later redeployed to Abuja. While in camp too, I tried redeploying to abuja on health grounds but I was redeployed bk to Edo state so i had to cancel the application and stay bk. She has been hampering that i redeploy to Abuja but i don't have the 50k fee to pay.

I'm now in Lagos serving in a school, during the holidays i always go out to look for a good job or a good hustle to do. I wasted transport fares and stress attending interviews daily and meeting people but nothing came out yet. Though i did one gig BA job and im yet to get paid. She is still insisting im lazy nd wasting away in Lagos nd i should come over to Abuja. I would like to add that I saw myself thru school with supports from my parents so I'm not lazy. One regret I have is that the hustles i did in uniben are not long term and can't be moved to Lagos. My plan is to find a good job or good hustle and ghost nysc . Im also looking forward to saving to buy a good laptop and starting online business because i have learnt a lot on Nairaland although saving 80k from 19,800 salary might take time.

I have managed to secure a room in a flat where im staying currently, I have resigned myself to be teaching in my ppa for the meantime and still be looking out . She recently became more persistent about the abuja move and gave me few days to come over or forget about her. She initially proposed to pay 50k for d relocation lobbying but relocation for my batch isn't possible until October ending. She however insist i must be in abuja this Saturday.
I have been thinking about this all week, i don't know anybody in abuja, I don't have accommodation there, how do i do my clearance in Lagos if I move, I don't even have money so I will live off her benevolence till I find something doing. Had it been i have a sure hustle/job to take up in abuja, i can make the sacrifice and leave my apartment in Lagos here. I'm just confused.
I need advice please

if I should say something, girls like this I don't like them.
a lady like this would be authoritative in marriage.
I like a submissive or supportive wife.
not an authoritative woman
I like to be the head. that is a promise from God.
so for me I would let her be. if she can't support my stay in Lagos.

cuz just imagine u get married to her and she ends up getting a higher salary than yours.
my brother u don turn houseboy.

when your woman get money pass you no matter how woman love you no allow make una quarrel cuz ynash go open

las las op no let woman see you finish because of money

immortalcrown:
World war II plane was still in use until few days ago.

The planes that have crashed in Nigeria, when were they made?

In fact, can Nigeria have a FUNCTIONAL vintage plane?

RIP to the dead.

One might accuse me of linking everything to Nigeria problem.

But everything (even the bad ones) that happens in the western parts of the world exposes the backwardness of Nigeria and some other African countries. Nigeria celebrates number, not achievement. Nigeria at 50 and the economy at 5. Nigeria at 60 and the economy at 2. As the age increases, the economy depreciates.

I don't want to call you a sadist but its the same people like you that would still say why is Nigeria still using a world war 2 plane...

you place the western world at a high esteem while belittling your own country.

now a sane person would ask what the Bleep is a world war 2 B12 bomber still doing in the air.
it ought to be decommissioned.

bizhop01:
Point of correction the 3 million you are talking about is for international students not for canadians.

the fees of a Canadian studying is about 7000 dollars averagely.
convert that to naira. its about 2.5million.
so what are u saying

Bigiyo:
Are u there on scholarship??
how did u get the students visa??
no vex for my questions o, i am just tired of naija schools, imagine going to lecture and u will take standing or u sit on the floor

you paid for what you got.
you want a school like that.
go to American university of Nigeria
or covenant university

salford:
I do not support PDP or APC. I do not even live in Nigeria. Since you decided to bring politics into your post, GEJ's era had oil selling for over $100 a barrel. There were lots of money to go round.
Same is happening in Alberta right now. There is hardship since the crash of oil.

my questions what is the name of the school, is it goverment owned or privately owned.
and how much is your fees.
answer me than I will give an appropriate answer to your question

Offpoint:
It surprised me how people believed Eve ate a 'Fruit' and gave it to Adam and their eyes was opened.


God commanded Adam and Eve to populate the earth, they were in their youthful age and still growing up.

God has not let them know Vagina and penís is the tools they'll used... and they have no idea, hence they were not ashamed of their unclothedness.

They were warned not to 'ate' play with their genitals or have sex... they may see animals do their stuff but they shouldn't.

God knows the appropriate time, Eve is not Mature psychologically to understand what pregnant will look like.

The center fruit is nothing but genitals, devil still being pissed cuz he was thrown down vow to corrupt God creation. So he took human-like body "A serpent" serpent was the only creation with the closest human resemblance. ( remember it was cursed to today's snake and worse, looking like the very tool devil used was part of his cursed that's why snake got a dìck like look)

Eve was out naked and devil knowing much about sex starts filling Eve head with all kinds of sex sweets talks, since women fall for words and was amazed at the size of devil pènis"It was good for food and she desired it" eve gave him and had sex with the devil. Devil being a bad guy gave Eve different kinda style whom she was blown away with excitement took all she learned and straight to Adam... Adam couldn't withstand crazy stuffs she was doing to him, he gave in and had sex with eve... meaning Satan does round one and Adam does round 2.....

That's were eve got pregnant with twins, one sperm from the devil and one sperm from Adam.... (It's medically proven a woman can carry twins from different further if the time of sex is within same period)


I wish I can type further...

Pastors have no idea why God rejected Cane sacrifice, Cane is the devil seed.
The only way evill penetrate human race is through Cane, Devils has deposited everything he needed to destroy God creation in Cane DNA.



There's a lot to type, let me stop here.


It's pitiful most Christians only read the Bible, the Bible has through a lot. So many things has been edited out...

There is a part of bibles that said we shouldn't add or remove from the word...
I asked my pastor in Bible why some books of the Bible were removed... the answers was "You don't need it"

Don't say false teachings
Read through the epistle of Paul and go back to read Genesis.
you would understand better.
pray for the Holy spirit to guide you.
but to say a little, the tree in the garden was a figurative for message, tree of life (which stood for christ) and tree of knowledge (which stood for worldly things) unfortunately eve ate the tree of knowledge.
if they had eaten from the tree of life would have lived forever.
but eating from the tree of knowledge dey becam e dead spiritually.
that's why Christ had to come to redeem us

Yankee101:
Everytime.

I dey suspect babe wey wan jus kpansh for no obvious reason.

You carry belle for someone wan gimme?
You carry disease?
You be ogbanje wan steal my soul?
You be car with high mileage?
You sabi my ex babe?
You be hari jah? (Ask hausa persin)
You get camera set inside room?

my brother you see all this reason na him still make me a virgin.
the last one, I mean this is a girl wey resist attempts then because I tell her say once I leave the state am not coming back... that night she go dress wear short gown come den dey do all seducing.. my brother I begin dey reason weather fix girl wan use Belle tie me down.
Las Las I tell her relationship is not all abt sex..
but now no time for rubbish. sex na for my wife alone

Sirwallace:
Why sugarcoat it?

You are a teacher whose reward lies in heaven or is that not what they call it when pastors flying their private jets are getting their on this planet.

not sugar coating it. an academic tutor

MicroBox:
Why are Christians always quick to tag anything against God's command as Antichrist. Is Christ God or what.
Confusion everywhere.
No matter how much you want to explain it or reason it, its crystal clear in the bible that there is God and there is Christ. People should stop using emotions and common sense to explain logical things.

Freemason= Antichrist
Illuminati=Antichrist
Satanism=Antichrist
Football=Antichrist

There is God and there is Christ. All what Satan is doing is leading people astray from what God command's us to do and not to do. Simple.

First of all what is Antichrist.
Anti Christ is not a person but a message.
Any body spreading false message contrary to Jesus Christ words is an Antichrist

Jossyroyal1:
I love so many things about my job.

1. Renumeration pattern..
-We have access to fixed and variable incomes... Variable income such as commissions for going extra miles, getting out at odds hours of the night and bringing in jobs

2. Dynamic nature..
-Each day I am faced with fresh new challenges. What I did yesterday will definitely be different from what I do today or tomorrow. In short, each day, I never can't tell where I will get to or what I will do.

3. Adventure and Field work
-My job required me to always be on the go. Moving from one part of the other within Lagos and beyong. Today am in Kano tomorrow, In in Umuahia, the next I'm in Ghana or Togo. So far, I've been to so many parts of Nigeria and even other places which ordinary I wouldn't have been to.

4. Opportunity to meet, encourage and impart people
- My job gives me opportunity to meet people in their trying times.. Some have been battling with some kind of terminal diseases and sicknesses. So I bank on this opportunity to pray with them and encourage, and even lead them to Christ letting them know that it's just a passing face of their lives and they will pull through.

5. Appreciation from Clients
-Most times we get appreciations from Patients/Relatives and I feel to happy within me that people appreciate what I do. Some people even go extra miles to give gifts and even invite us down to their houses. It's really not easy to give cash when you have so many bills to pay due to health challenges but when people do give me gift, it means they appreciate my professionalism

6. Opportunity to learn
- Started off as a marketer. I detest marketing job with all passion then to add salt to injury, I am to market an ambulance service company.. how on earth can i go about this.. Nigerians are not so informed as I see people transporting their sick ones on Bikes, Keke Maruwa, Taxi, personal car and even Danfo not knowing that there are some first aid and interventions that should be carried out enroute medical facility.. I knew I had a tough job but learn on the job, researched a whole lot, I didn't have a template as I am the first company marketer you what it means.

7. Opportunity to acquire new skills
-Coming from a management background, I've taken paramedic courses, BLS, ALS, ATLS and ACLS and I've also read alot. I can now drive, and have acquired IT skills, Marketing skills and all that.

8. -The push to think out of the box
-Each time we set out, we are kind of a walking solution. We don't take no for an answer and we can always get the job done. We understand the dynamism in our job as we have to look out for routes, finding address, getting to evacuate a patient safely even face some restrictions getting patient down from wherever they are. Travelling to unknown places and all that. But we sure have been trained to think like there is no box. So we can improvise, and find solutions to what so ever problem we face.

9. Training
- Periodic training and development as giving me so much confidence. Whenever I stand to speak even with professional medical practitioners, they hardly can figure out I'm not a doctor.

-Turn off
We are always in duty, no off duty, no weekends, no public holidays, no leave... But you can take permission to go for any personal programme and it will be granted at no cost

Nonetheless, we it's a good experience all the same

It's not easy running an EMS company in Nigeria but Nigerians are becoming to be more informed and rational as they get to clear the ways once they hear the ambulance siren blasting from the rear.

Pls my people, always give way to an ambulance your relative may be the one inside. Then don't even be tempted to think there is no patient there.. When you see an ambulance on the road, the are either going for a rescue or evacuating the patient to the hospital. Whichever way, they need to be there on time...


I walk in an medical Emergency response company and we specialise in transporting sick people within Nigeria and across via Ground and Air

Check my signature for more info

I work as an academic tutor.
the passion to impact on new souls and give them meanings to life after school.
also the ability to change a mindset to one that isn't bent on crooked means of survival but knowing that school brings you to a higher ground of logical thinking.

wman:
Beach Buggy Racing 2 is cool.
But, PUBG and Fortnite should also be on the list.

try modern combat 5 or call of duty mobile

okay I played beach buggy 2. it's good though it's online played asphalt airborne also good and offline. wish asphalt 9 would be offline. all the games are good.

fergieboy:
they have over used that front design..

not just Infinix even Nokia, Samsung products.
I use the S4 too.
oga just use your phone and forget people own issue.

the rate at which they release phones nowadays it's quite alarming

xeeco:
Is that NUC standard for all Nigeria universities? 4point grading system is totally alien to university system only Polytechnic runs on 4points. One of the repercussions of 4point system may require that you have to do PGD even with your first class before you are able to go for a Master degree program in another University, the degree may suffer like HND/ degree discrepancy. The management should reverse their shallow minded decision ASAP as this is unnecessary and a time wastage on the students academic programs.

bro where did you get such info from.
requirements into masters is a second class for both HND or degree.
as for PHd u just need a gp of 3.5.


so I don't see the 4 point scale being a barrier

Meritocracy:
They are all educated illiterate, isn't not the same thing. 70mark is 4point or 5point what's their problem. What of if they move 4point or 5point to 75 like Yabatech standard. Lazy youth everywhere.

I agreed with what you said.
my school your 4 point starts from 75.
and they use a four point grade system.

very lazy youths.