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Politics › Re: Jonathan Approves Further Foreign Treatment For Yar’adua by jaguarB: 3:11pm On Apr 11, 2010
I will rather suggest Yar adua be referred to the healing session in The Synagogue Church of All Nations for proper deliverance and healing instead of wasting money on further foreign treatment that will not yield any fruit.
Forum Games › Re: Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by jaguarB: 2:54pm On Apr 11, 2010
googles:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy :

Bee gets to muritala airport only for her to see a live gorilla boarding a plane she screams help !!! we re been attacked by a gorrilla and the pple told her

chill its only our ex-president obasanjo cheesy
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Forum Games › Re: Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by jaguarB: 2:42pm On Apr 11, 2010
NO, i just wanted to lisen to her sonorous voice
Forum Games › Re: Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by jaguarB: 12:35pm On Apr 11, 2010
, [b]TIGER WOODS[/b]who was wearing the mask all this while grin grin
Forum Games › Re: Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by jaguarB: 12:33pm On Apr 11, 2010
alas jay z did not show up, beyonce trying to excape 4rm scary dude, hit him on the face, [b][color=Black](u cant believe this scary dude was only putting on a mask)[/color][/b]the mask fell of nd to her surprise it was,
Forum Games › Re: Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by jaguarB: 12:07am On Apr 11, 2010
then he held beyonce
Forum Games › Re: Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by jaguarB: 12:03am On Apr 11, 2010
googles:
super man jumps out from nowhere trying to save bee but he missed his landing and fell into the lion's den inside a deserted zoo lipsrsealed
a whole super man grin grin grin grin(my ribs ooo)
bgees:
scary guy appears just in time with a horse whip and whips lover boy Jim Iyke in the behind,
lol,
Christianity Etc › Re: T.b Joshua Again by jaguarB: 11:39pm On Apr 10, 2010
he said he is seeing a flag being brought down, nd they should pray 4 d country, but yet it happened angry angry
Forum Games › Re: Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by jaguarB: 11:35pm On Apr 10, 2010
all of a sudden naija lover boy[b] jim iyke[/b] came out from nowhere to do action man
Jokes Etc › Egusi: Mexico To Apologise To Nigerian 4 Illegal Detention by jaguarB(op): 8:51am On Apr 04, 2010
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The Punch

Friday, March 26, 2010

Egusi: Mexico to apologise to Nigerian for illegal detention

Agency reporter

Mexican authorities are now under pressure to apologise to the family of a United States-based Nigerian, Okoronkwo Umeham, who was illegally detained for two days while crossing the American border into Mexico on a visit last week, Empowered Newswire reports.


US media reports said that Okoronkwo Umeham, 73, who is also a US citizen, spent two days in a Mexican jail in the town of Tijuana because Mexican border guards who are English illiterates mistook ingredients of an Igbo soup, Egusi, he was taking to his relative in Mexico for illegal drugs.

Although the Nigerian has now been released after the Mexicans discovered their error, his family is insisting on an apology.

His wife, Mrs Gail Umeham, said after his release from two days of detention that her husband had been humiliated by the experience. "It would have been nice if someone had said sorry," she was reported to have demanded, according to media reports in the US.

Umeham, who works as a social worker in San Diego, US, was detained while crossing the border from San Diego to Tijuana last week because overzealous Mexican border inspectors thought he was carrying a stimulant popular in East Africa but illegal in Mexico called khat.

But Umeham was also taking along dried fish, vegetables and spices, to be used to prepare a famous and spicy Igbo soup to a younger relative, Nnanna Nwafor, who lives in Tijuana, Mexico.

Curiously, Umeham had taken the same ingredients to Nnanna last September without any incident and turned them over to inspectors during his last visit, not knowing they were suspicious already.

Associated Press reports that the Mexican inspectors asked if the labeled packages contained marijuana, and Umeham replied in the negative. But the language difference did'nt allow Umeham to explain what they were and the Mexicans offered no interpreters, preferring instead to detain the 73-year old man.

According to his own accounts, Umeham said Mexican authorities put him in jail, telling him they needed to test the suspicious materials.

Local US media reports quoted a Mexican official, Javier Cossio, the head of the federal attorney general's office in Tijuana, having confirmed Umeham's arrest.

Cossio told the San Diego Union-Tribune, a US newspaper that contents of the bags that Umeham was carrying had to be tested and that Umeham had to be checked for drug use.

But afterwards, the Mexican authorities concluded "he was not carrying any drugs," nor did Umeham tested positive for any drug.

Nigerian diplomats in Mexico could not be reached as at press time to comment. But Umeham's American citizenship is expected to also enhance his right to redress if the Mexicans refuse to apologise for the infringement on his freedom of movement.

Umeham has lived in San Diego for 12 years, and the vegetables mistaken by the Mexicans were still in bags from San Diego's African Caribbean Food store when the Mexican guards mistook them for khat.

"The whole situation was really unnecessary," Umeham told another news agency, UPI. "It shouldn't happen to anybody."

Rap Battles › Re: Nairaland Rap Attack (strictly 4 Rappers by jaguarB: 11:41pm On Apr 03, 2010
ur rap sucks, no rhyme at all
Politics › Re: Ibb First Public Apperance Since 1993 by jaguarB: 10:19pm On Apr 03, 2010
IBB is my man anyday anytime.He understands Nigeria problems better than the idiots we have on the political scene now. Should he come out to contest for presidency under any political party even under PDP in 2011, I as a person would campaign 4 him and vote 4 him
Romance › Re: Regain your Virginity Here: by jaguarB: 4:08pm On Mar 30, 2010
u can also make use of ata gigun mixed with super glue it wud make it intact lik neva b4 undecided undecided undecided tongue
TV/Movies › Re: Jenifa the. blockbuster by jaguarB: 11:58pm On Mar 10, 2010
geez
Crime › Fake Medical Doctor Docked In Chief Magistrate Court 1 Iyaganku Ibadan by jaguarB(op): 5:43pm On Jan 27, 2008
Charge No M1/95 C/2007
COMMISIONER OF POLICE VERSUS JOYCE UCHA KALU 'F' AGED 40 YEARS

That you Joyce Ucha Kalu 'F' between 1st April 2006 and 30th December 2007, at various area of Ibadan in the Ibadan Magisterial District, in expectation of reward without being a registered medical practitioner did hold out yourself as a medical practitioner and thereby commited an offence punishable under Section 17(1)(a) of the Medical and Dental Practitioners Act, Cap. 221 Laws of Federation of Nigeria 1990.

COUNT II
That you Joyce Ucha Kalu 'F' between 1st April 2006 and 30th December 2007 ,at various area of Ibadan in the Ibadan Magisterial District, without lawful excuse did use the title of a doctor and thereby committed an offence punishable under Section 17 (1)(c) of the Medical and Dental Practitioners Act, cap.221 Laws of Federation of Nigeria 1990

COUNT III
That you Joyce Ucha Kalu 'F' between 1st of April 2006 and 30th December, 2007 at No. 18 Ayoadesina close, Old Ife road, Ibadan in the Ibadan Magisterial district, with intent to defraud did forge a certificate of registration as a medical practitioner with heading "Nigeria Medical Council Victoria Island Lagos" and thereby committed an offence punishable under Section 467 of the Criminal Code Cap. 38 Vol. 2 Laws of Oyo State of Nigeria 2000

COUNT IV
That you Joyce Ucha Kalu 'F' between 1st of April 2006 and 30th December, 2007 at No. 18 Ayoadesina close, Old Ife road, Ibadan in the Ibadan Magisterial district, knowingly and fraudulently utter a forged certificate of registration as a medical practitioner with heading "Nigeria Medical Council Victoria Island Lagos and thereby committed an offence punishable under Section 468 of the Criminal Code Cap. 38 Vol. 2 Laws of Oyo State of Nigeria

COUNT V
That you Joyce Ucha Kalu 'F' between 1st of April 2006 and 30th December, 2007 at No. 18 Ayoadesina close, Old Ife road, Ibadan in the Ibadan Magisterial district, with intent to defraud did forge a letter of 'To whom it may concern ' with letter headed paper of University of Benin and thereby committed an offence punishable under Section 467of the Criminal Code Cap. 38 Vol. 2 Laws of Oyo State of Nigeria

COUNT VI
That you Joyce Ucha Kalu 'F' between 1st of April 2006 and 30th December, 2007 at No. 18 Ayoadesina close, Old Ife road, Ibadan in the Ibadan Magisterial district, knowingly and fraudulently utter a forged letter of whom it may concern with the letter headed paper of University of Benin and thereby committed an offence punishable under Section 468 of the Criminal Code Cap. 38 Vol. 2 Laws of Oyo State of Nigeria

COUNT VII
That you Joyce Ucha Kalu 'F' between 1st of April 2006 and 30th December, 2007 at No. 18 Ayoadesina close, Old Ife road, Ibadan in the Ibadan Magisterial district, with intent to defraud did forge transcript of academic record with letter headed paper of University of Benin and thereby committed an offence punishable under Section 467of the Criminal Code Cap. 38 Vol. 2 Laws of Oyo State of Nigeria

COUNT VIII
That you Joyce Ucha Kalu 'F' between 1st of April 2006 and 30th December, 2007 at No. 18 Ayoadesina close, Old Ife road, Ibadan in the Ibadan Magisterial district, knowingly and fraudulently utter a forged transcript of academic record and thereby committed an offence punishable under Section 468 of the Criminal Code Cap. 38 Vol. 2 Laws of Oyo State of Nigeria 2000


COUNT IX
That you Joyce Ucha Kalu 'F' between 1st of April 2006 and 30th December, 2007 at No. 18 Ayoadesina close, Old Ife road, Ibadan in the Ibadan Magisterial district, etween 1st of April 2006 and 30th December, 2007 at No. 18 Ayoadesina close, Old Ife road, Ibadan in the Ibadan Magisterial district, with intent to defraud did forge a letter of 'To whom it may concern ' with letter headed paper of Department of Community Medicine, College of Medicine, University of Ibadan and thereby committed an offence punishable under Section 467 of the Criminal Code Cap. 38 Vol. 2 Laws of Oyo State of Nigeria 2000.

COUNT X
That you Joycee Ucha Kalu 'F' between 1st of April 2006 and 30th December, 2007 at No. 18 Ayoadesina close, Old Ife road, Ibadan in the Ibadan Magisterial district, knowingly and fraudulently utter a forged letter of whom it may concern with the letter headed paper of Department of Community Medicine, University of Ibadan and thereby commited an offence punishable under Section 468 of the Criminal Code Cap. 38 Vol. 2 Laws of Oyo State of Nigeria 2000.

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POLICE OFFICER
Sports › Re: Berti Vogts Must Go by jaguarB: 4:14pm On Jan 27, 2008
I support it also
Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama For President? by jaguarB: 4:08pm On Jan 27, 2008
well the chances for Obama are high. the truth is that he is in serious competetion with hillary clinton If he should outstand Clinton then sure he would win

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