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Business › Re: Excited Man Flaunts Bundle Of Naira After Exchanging 800 Cedis (Photos/Video) by Jakarta: 6:22pm On Jan 10
Vision101:
Poor you and empty assumptions. Check political and economic history. Natural resources alone don't make nations rich. If it is African countries wouldn't have been the richest. Who is comparing Ghana and Nigeria. Is there any basis for such? Lagos economy is the fifth largest economy in Africa.

Someone like you that rides on degrading Nigeria and hyping anything from other countries brought up an unintelligent comparison just to mock Nigeria for whatever they think that they gain and some people like me showed the emptiness of his economic logic.
Way you fly lost you hear, no time for kids.
Crime › Re: Spiritual Soap: I Saw It Online by Jakarta: 2:49pm On Jan 10
When other religions have migrated to online cashing out, you expect the babalawo to be left behind. At the end of the day, Na mugus go use head carry the billing.
Business › Re: Excited Man Flaunts Bundle Of Naira After Exchanging 800 Cedis (Photos/Video) by Jakarta: 2:45pm On Jan 10
Vision101:
Actual value is #133 to 1000 Cedis. They removed zeros without value. Nigeria can do the same but it's meaningless.
Way you fly lost from my mention. Folks like you are the problems of this country. Given our vast natural resources and human capital, should we be comparing anything with Ghana? So if they ask you what is the exchange rate for NGN - GHS you will say it is ₦133 - 1000GHS? A failure will never run out of excuses.
Business › Re: Excited Man Flaunts Bundle Of Naira After Exchanging 800 Cedis (Photos/Video) by Jakarta: 2:03pm On Jan 10
Not surprised, when official exchange rate is #133 to 1 Ghanaian cedi. No be our disgraced country of concern again? Nothing dey surprise me again.
Business › Re: How Reliable Is 1xbet Compared To Other Betting Platforms? by Jakarta: 7:15pm On Jan 09
It is a crime against profitable bettors, for 1xbet and reliability to be in the same sentence, unreliability should be the right word to use with 1xbet.
Politics › Re: Tinubu, Shettima To Spend ₦9 Billion On Travels by Jakarta: 7:11pm On Jan 09
Let them flex their lives, the should add more billions to it, after all we are the giant of Africa. Jagaban Shettima till 2050, everybody must collect wotowoto.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Leader Khamenei Slams Trump Over Alleged Tyranny, Lists Past Despots by Jakarta: 7:08pm On Jan 09
See pot ontop community fire wood calling a kettle ontop an electric cooker black. So you know the meaning of tyranny. Ogbeni Na tyranny go Kee you there.
Education › Re: VDM Calls Out Tinubu As Nigerian Students Are Abandoned In Morocco(video) by Jakarta: 8:32am On Jan 07
Nigeria happened to them in Morocco. Don't be surprised that the money being budgeted and allocated to them yearly is being embezzled by one oga at the top.
Romance › Re: Why I Believe The Japa Exodus Is Gone by Jakarta: 9:35pm On Jan 05
Honestly speaking Trump killed many people's hope of Japaing to US, as such many are waiting for the end of his tenure. Outside that people still japa on daily basis to other countries. Go immigration office go see market crowd.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Venezuelan President Maduro Flashes A Peace Sign After Arriving The US (video) by Jakarta: 10:39pm On Jan 04
This is total rubbish and flagrant abuse of power, how can the US wake-up from nowhere and capture a sitting president of another nation? Who made them police over the world? What are Venezuela allies like Russia, and China even doing about this? The US can't be acting like God without any resistance from other nations.
Romance › Re: These Girls Are On Cloud 50000 by Jakarta: 6:37pm On Jan 04
ShalliFvckMe:
Them deyy side but I have never been to brothel. I want to try it this night. Please can you give me s open make I no go looseguard for there
Not a complete brothel though, weed and open smoking is not allowed, the cheapest room in the hotel is 18k, all fully booked by olosho. There will always be a mugu fee for a first timer, you just have to shine your eyes, else dem go bill your pocket empty.
Romance › Re: These Girls Are On Cloud 50000 by Jakarta: 6:34pm On Jan 04
Uptheante:
Which place is that?
You too like olosho, go marry.
Romance › Re: These Girls Are On Cloud 50000 by Jakarta: 3:41pm On Jan 04
That's normal in where I live, short time is 10k, take home is 30k. But with short time you don't get to pay any hotel bill. There is an over 120 room hotel in my area, fully occupied by whores. 2 - 3 girls can share a room, and when any of the girls have a customer, the other 2 will excuse her.

It is a full time job for them here, and these girls even have serious boyfriends. All in all, yahoo boys made their olosho business a very lucrative and thriving one.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Throwback: When US Tried It In Africa In 1993, It Was Disaster And Humiliation by Jakarta: 3:14pm On Jan 04
Mirasteel:
Shut up!
Fly lost Akpa.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Throwback: When US Tried It In Africa In 1993, It Was Disaster And Humiliation by Jakarta: 11:14am On Jan 04
Una don start again oh, when kasala burst, u go run go your village forest go stay inside ant hill oh. Ordinary rag tag bandits are running us local here.
Business › Re: Can I Survive In Nigeria If I Make $10 Daily - My Wife Included by Jakarta: 11:04am On Jan 04
Episode22:
Thanks so much. I just started earning and have already earned $175. What business can I open for my wife, and how long before I save for such business.
In terms of business you and her needs to explore options, check her strengths and weakness. For me I always lean towards anything women fashion, because from my experience with side chicks (no tell my wife oh lol!!) their billing always involve buying clothes, shoes, hair even more than food. For saving that depends on your intended starting scale though I recommend starting low. Before you pick any business option, you should first do some feasibility studies, keep starking the $$, that's one sweet thing about living in Nigeria.
Family › Re: Hope This Is Not An Issue by Jakarta: 10:56am On Jan 04
Washing sperm of her vagina does not change anything because sperm enters the vaginal immediately after ejaculation within seconds.

Once sperm moves past the vaginal opening into the cervix, (which happens as soon as you ejaculate) if she likes let her use a full Gepee water tank to wash her vagina, it can not reach or remove it, sperm will respond with odeshi I mount here gidigba. Sperm cells can survive even more than 24 hours on a female reproductive tract.

I recommend the both of you taking notes of her ovulation period, and making sex around that period, because she is more fertile during that period, as such there is a high chance of pregnancy. And you too should check if your sperm count is low.

Take my advice with a pinch of salt because I'm not a medical doctor, just that anything reproduction in biology and agricultural science in secondary school always turned me on then. In reproduction teacher never ask question I don raise hand to answer lol!!.
Business › Re: Can I Survive In Nigeria If I Make $10 Daily - My Wife Included by Jakarta: 10:29am On Jan 04
Yes you can, but you have to find an alternative source of income, also your wife should be fully engaged in one business or the other instead of sitting & crossing her legs occupying the office of full time house wife.

And most importantly on no account should you rely on such earning, a single Google update can cause serious issues on your blog.

I Was printing money with bet365 early last year, and I felt on top of the world, untill bet365 made some restrictive update. If I didn't had a backup plan, I would have been selling crayfish in my village by now.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Scam: Ghanaian Prophet Ebo Noah Predicted Flood On Dec 25, Arrested by Jakarta: 8:11am On Jan 04
Mugu fall guy man chop. The guy has flooded his accounts with his believers funds. You go fear billing format. Don't be surprised if his followers ended up protesting his arrest.
Politics › Re: Trump Can't Capture Tinubu, Nigeria Is Not Venezuela by Jakarta: 12:34pm On Jan 03
Trouble maker, no go hype Tinubu and our disgraced country of concern enter trouble oh!!! you dey hear me so?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Thank-you TRUMP! by Jakarta: 12:23pm On Jan 03
BIZNess123:
Shame on you op...


US has been destabilizing countries over the world...

While China has been building nations
China building which nations? Even though I don't like the US bullying of other nations, China would have done worst if they were in US position. Wahala for weak nations.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Will Have Constant, Reliable Power Supply In 2026 – Minister by Jakarta: 2:27am On Jan 03
Constant and reliable power supply kee you there, no be ur fault.
TV/Movies › Re: Top 10 Richest Youtubers by Jakarta: 12:44pm On Jan 02
SpaceX:
Sometimes money is not everything....


Xin Nian Kuai Le
Yes oh, that is why I don't want everything, I want only money and lots of it. I'm not that greedy to want everything,.
Agriculture › Re: How Farming Killed My Dad by Jakarta: 10:41am On Jan 02
Cedagrochemical:
Okay Mr Metaphysical, I don hear you

For me, I feel like my Dad invested all his money in just one business which led to the catastrophe. If he had split that money in 3 places, invested one in the broiler business which didn't require his presence as my mum and siblings were on ground to manage it, put one part of the money in his account like a fixed deposit and the third part to chase his risky life ambition. I am so certain the story would have ended a different way

It's high time we learn from people's mistakes rather than tagging every failure as spiritual which is common to Black people especially Nigerians.
We are spiritual and yet the poorest race. This isn't because we aren't educated or lack mineral resources. It's because our minds are too closed up. Our reasoning is closed up as well
The countries who are less likely to attribute a disaster to spiritualism are all doing great and excelling while we the spiritual ones are wallowing in poverty
Typical African for you, you mistakenly hit your toes on a stone, it is spiritual, you were running in a dream it is spiritual, everything to them Is spiritual. Yet a pastor is billing them on a steady basis.
Romance › Re: Loan Apps Want To Kill Me Before My Time by Jakarta: 9:11am On Jan 02
Onigbese go and pay your debts. Loan apps are not doing giveaway, Mr borrow borrow.
Business › Re: SCAM ALERT! I Just Got Scammed: Read So That You Don’t Fall For It Too by Jakarta: 9:04am On Jan 02
justyhere:
Yeah I agree. But I mentioned that they paid the first and second ROI. I thought it was legit
Yeah they paid the first and second, sometimes even 3rd - fifth so they can fully enable the greed button, and disable the sense of reasoning button.
Business › Re: SCAM ALERT! I Just Got Scammed: Read So That You Don’t Fall For It Too by Jakarta: 7:15am On Jan 02
Your greed got the better part of you. This is the popular and old pig butchering format.
Family › Re: Stunning photos Of Three Generations On New Year's Day by Jakarta: 12:02am On Jan 02
Lovely, wishing you long life and prosperity.
Food › Re: This Was Our First Meal For The Year 2026—What Was Your First Meal for the Year? by Jakarta: 11:59pm On Jan 01
Thank God, I won't be eating like this everyday, else obesity, and constipation for gather me beat better beat. Those women, wan kill me with food. Let me come and be going because I cannot come and kill myself with food.

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