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Travel › Re: Lagos Dispatch Rider Falls Asleep On Expressway, Customer Reacts (VIDEO) by Jakarta: 2:39pm On Oct 14
This na sleep abi na punishment?You go fear sleep.
Politics › Re: No Policy Of The Government That Has Really Made Anyone Hungry- APC Member by Jakarta: 12:03pm On Oct 14
Ogun kee you and your generation there.
Food › Re: Apart From Me, Who Else Love This Part Of Chicken? by Jakarta: 12:01pm On Oct 14
Chicken picture, wey suppose make person salivate wan come make person throw up? Ogbeni add viewers discretion abeg!!!
Politics › Re: El-rufai Earmarked $600,000 For EFCC Officials – Investigator by Jakarta: 11:59am On Oct 14
But he was a saint while he was in APC.
Business › Re: Nigeria’s Foreign Exchange Reserves Rose To $58.81 Billion Highest Since 2009 by Jakarta:
Foreign reserves, wey dey reserve poverty.
Crime › Re: Oyo Police Arrest Indian Man, 2 Security Operatives Who Assaulted Truck Drivers by Jakarta: 10:23am On Oct 14
Good one from the police, but make una make una investigations and final results public oh!!! Just as you no, una with orishirishi na like bread and butter.
Foreign Affairs › Re: “being A Nigerian Abroad Complicates Your Life” — Bishop Onah by Jakarta: 10:19am On Oct 14
Not only abroad, even online being a Nigeria, complicates your life. People dey always dey extra careful around you, once you mention Nigeria as your country.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern He No Goooooooooo Better by Jakarta: 11:11pm On Oct 13
Lol!! Lamentations of a gambler. But how you go put one game for 3 different tickets?
Politics › Re: If Tinubu Is Not Reelected In 2027, What Would Be His Achievement? by Jakarta: 11:09pm On Oct 13
Half done coastal-inland road. But as far as 2027 is concerned the odds dey in favour of that old man.
Gaming › Re: Betking Not Allowing My Withdrawals. Said Acct Under Compliance Review by Jakarta: 10:41pm On Oct 13
Contact them on X, hope you don't have a duplicate account, or multi accounting?
Crime › Re: Bandits Spotted Playing Inside Abandoned Hospital In Northern Nigeria(Photos/Vid by Jakarta: 10:36pm On Oct 13
kabillion:
Yes, it is. What about yours? Hereditary? Condom is indeed very useful
See me see product of unwanted pregnancy.
Crime › Re: Bandits Spotted Playing Inside Abandoned Hospital In Northern Nigeria(Photos/Vid by Jakarta: 9:18pm On Oct 13
Tareq1105:
Go ahead and blame Tinubu as if they've not been killing people especially in the North before Tinubu thought of becoming the president. Keep on deceiving yourself that it was Tinubu that brought insecurity into Nigeria. When they were killing and kidnapping for ransom in the North during Buhari none of you dare to criticize him. It's Tinubu now, so you suddenly found your voice. Una mind no go settle.
By your logic, PMB bad leadership has now be a standard to measure Tinubu with? Some of una need brain resetting slaps.
Politics › Re: If You Attempt Suicide, Make Sure You Die – Akpabio by Jakarta: 9:16pm On Oct 13
Basket mouth Akpabio don come with him carry talk again.
Crime › Re: Bandits Spotted Playing Inside Abandoned Hospital In Northern Nigeria(Photos/Vid by Jakarta: 9:11pm On Oct 13
kabillion:
What's stopping them from doing so? Are they not bold enough to enter Aso rock or they don't know their way? Omo! Condom would have been very useful
So this ur fuulisness na truly follow come?
Crime › Re: Bandits Spotted Playing Inside Abandoned Hospital In Northern Nigeria(Photos/Vid by Jakarta: 5:25pm On Oct 13
At this pace,them go soon start to play for Aso rock.
Business › Re: Compare USA To Nigeria Debt by Jakarta: 6:08am On Oct 13
Compare If both countries earn 100k how much will they spend on servicing their debt?
Nigeria ...vs... US
124k ..... vs ..... 18500
Politics › Re: $20bn Loan: Atiku Raises Alarm Over Lagos-calabar Highway Reroute by Jakarta: 6:00am On Oct 13
Coastal way of fraud!!!.Yahoo yahoo APC government
Crime › Re: Imo Man Kills His Lover, Sells Her 1-year-old Daughter, Demands ₦5m Ransom by Jakarta: 6:14pm On Oct 12
Kalulu44:
Are serious right now?
True life story, area boys use beating send am to him ancestors before police show.
Romance › Re: Discussion: Is This Really True For "Most" Women? (pics Attached) by Jakarta: 6:13pm On Oct 12
Stephen0mozzy:
So who con dey at fault? The parents wey nor gree cure the pikin craze? Or the pikin wey just dey try dey push and push to see the limits of wetin dem go fit take?
The parents of course, because to the pikin over pampering na him birthright.
Romance › Re: Discussion: Is This Really True For "Most" Women? (pics Attached) by Jakarta: 4:45pm On Oct 12
No be only women, too much of everything is always bad. Even pikin wey mama and papa dey over pet, dey always do yanga.
Crime › Re: Imo Man Kills His Lover, Sells Her 1-year-old Daughter, Demands ₦5m Ransom by Jakarta: 11:59am On Oct 12
Calling humans beast, don be insult to some animals. Some human beings don worst pass beasts, na so one for our area way back, then give him own 9 years pikin doggy, still dump am for soak away pit.
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Debt Interest Soars 124% Above Revenue by Jakarta: 11:28am On Oct 12
This is what I was telling that HacheNoire of a guy that was wailing about the US debt. He was wailing about the US, that is using $18.50 out of every $100 she earns to service debt, but if his own country earns #100, she needs to spend #124 just to service debts.

Na for Tinubu to borrow from loan sharks like fair money, and Okcash na him remain. Nigeria never had it this bad, the Tinubu government is a rudderless one, no single direction at all.
Politics › Re: Where Is Former Gov Rochas Okorocha? by Jakarta: 9:42pm On Oct 11
Him dey collect refunds from those wey him build statue for
Politics › Re: Coastal Road Without Coast by Jakarta: 9:37pm On Oct 11
This government no just get direction, dem go plan A come do B, then switch to C. What happened to the million per KM opata yarning? Na Ogun go kee una.
Politics › Re: APC And Tinubu Is Going To Lose This Coming Election. by Jakarta: 4:58pm On Oct 11
Ordinarily Tinubu would have lost the forthcoming election by a huge margins, BUT only with a serious opposition, which unfortunately there is none for now.

PO is just burning Atiku chances of penetrating the SE, among the 3 major candidates so far, PO has the weakest voting strength in the North, and as we all know the North have a very hinge influence on who wins due to their massive voting strength. Give or take I still strongly believe Tinubu remains the overwhelming favourite in 2027, no thanks to a weak opposition.
Romance › Re: One Of The Easiest Ways To Make It In Life Is To Stop Dating! by Jakarta: 9:32pm On Oct 10
That's not entirely true. Most of us go into relationships with the wrong mindset.
A guy who hasn't even gotten his own life together will try to impress a woman by taking her shopping, buying her suya and barbecue at night, and spending money he can barely afford. For morning him don dey broke, and go almost press him phone calculator spoil 😆 😆

The problem is that when you start a relationship by living a lifestyle you cannot sustain, you create expectations that may eventually become a burden. Once you can no longer maintain that lifestyle, problems begin. The same woman you were trying so hard to impress may start making excessive demands, insulting you when you cannot meet them, and making your life miserable. Before you know it, you're struggling with depression.

A relationship should be about partnership, not performance, or parasitic.
Everyone needs someone who will stand by them through thick and thin. Someone you can lean on when life gets difficult. Someone who will comfort you when you're down, encourage you when you're losing hope, and remain by your side when you have nothing to offer financially.

What you need is a genuine partner, not a parasitic relationship where your worth is measured by how much money you spend, how big or small your dick is, how many rounds you can go, or how many material things you can provide.

Back in 2010, I was depressed and almost gave up on life. But my GOAT partner stood by me. She didn't give me money, but she gave me something just as valuable like encouragement, motivation, emotional support, and the strength to keep going.Those things helped shape the person I am today.

Sometimes, the person who changes your life isn't the one who gives you money, but the one who refuses to let you give up when life gets tough, and a relationship can offer you all that and more, if you play your cards right.
Health › Re: The Barnyard Mirror: Why Pigs Are Humanity’s Closest Anatomical Twin by Jakarta: 9:10pm On Oct 10
HacheNoire:
Still on their case!

You should know that as a disciple of the Demigod- His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR), my Honorable and Highly esteemed self is enlightened, dynamic and flexible.

Detesting and rebuking imperialism, genocide and apartheid is a personal passion, and I am not addicted to it.
Who tell you say you no dey addicted, you dey over addicted.
Health › Re: The Barnyard Mirror: Why Pigs Are Humanity’s Closest Anatomical Twin by Jakarta: 9:02pm On Oct 10
Dem hack your account abi you don finally give quit notice to Trump and Jews wey dey live for your head rent free? Ogbeni finally made a sensible post.
Celebrities › Re: Who Is The Most Famous Person In This Photo (Photo) by Jakarta: 8:54am On Oct 08
Michael Jackson for sure, if no be TikTok and shorts many people know even know how Ronaldo or Messi look like.
Foreign Affairs › Re: France To Release 10 Million Barrels Of Diesel To Reduce Fuel Prices by Jakarta: 11:31pm On Oct 07
Omoawoke:
Does France have oil?

Colonial thieves
According to Lecornu, the diesel was purchased before the recent surge in prices and will be sold to distributors at cost price.

Where the ones wey Nigeria purchase before the recent surge? Abi na Dangote refinery wey dey increase price on daily basis? Weytin Nigerians gain from high cost crude oil sales?
Our politicians living right here with us, dey loot our treasury blue black, most of us still end up hailing them like "twale baba, nothing do you, after you na you"

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