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Business › Re: I Need Advice On How To Spend Easemoni Loan I Borrow Today(pics Attached) by Jakarta: 4:41pm On Sep 27
E dey sweet na oh!! But no be free money oh!! No ask how you go take pay back later oh!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Libya Plans To Remove Subsidy As a Result Of Scarcity And Corruption by Jakarta: 3:35pm On Sep 27
An open cheque subsidy is not sustainable long term, it breeds corruption, and inefficiency.Subsidy should be more targeted to those who truly need it.
Crime › Re: 54-Year-Old Teacher Arrested For Defiling 10-Year-Old Girl In Adamawa by Jakarta: 3:29pm On Sep 27
HacheNoire:
I have read this stories all my life and never seen eye to eye where it happened.

Is it really real?

How can a 54 year old man get an erection towards a 10 year old? It’s biologically impossible.

Mental insanity won’t even make you do such. The worst a mad man will do with kids is to dance for them, and when he is tired, he chases them away.

Bloggers will do anything for attention.
What stops you from taking the case up, and clear your mugu doubts? Names and location were mentioned after all.You need some mental evaluation, all is not well with you upstairs.
Politics › Re: See Expenditure Of Govt. That Wants Sacrifice From The Masses by Jakarta: 6:16am On Sep 27
Very heartless and greedy government, na Ogun go keel all of una.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Russia Needs To Attack Europe by Jakarta: 5:05pm On Sep 26
Ogbeni If you like use this your sense cross road, but sha no hold person pikin hand cross that road.
Foreign Affairs › Re: UNGA: Countries That Remained On Their Seats When Netanyahu Mounted The Podium.. by Jakarta: 5:50pm On Sep 25
Why you dey press terrorists supporters neck like this? pity them small na, allow them console themselves small.
Foreign Affairs › Re: “Israel Didn’t Commit Genocide, We Prevented Genocide"- Netanyahu by Jakarta: 2:54pm On Sep 25
michlins:
Nigeria has dealt with you Sha.

America practices true federalism. Mamdani has such powers,he might not succeed but he will embarrass Benjamin with the arrest. All he needs is to get a court order and police will follow.

Trump is the most powerful man on earth but America doesn't have a King. They have a president subject to rules and courts.

CNN just reserved his ban and he had to obey the court order. This isn't Nigeria where the president does what he wants irrespective of the rules
Ogbeni go educate yourself, see how ignorance dey use you shine.

Politics › Re: The 16 States That Didn't Generate Local Government Revenue In 2025 by Jakarta:
Same local governments wey wan receive FAAC directly from Abuja. Though I strongly believe most of these revenues are being stolen. While working for a union in Bayelsa state then. The union's revenue collected by me was over #39M in just 1 year.The money was generated from a single local government which I was heading, and the union fees was just 3k per truck. But the state government forest guide head's couldn't even raise #50m in a year, despite charging each truck over #30k for forest guide levy. Corruption with anything Nigerian, na follow come.
Politics › Re: Fuel At #140 And At #1500 by Jakarta: 9:44am On Sep 25
With Jaganbandit everybody must collect wotowoto.See weytin overfeeding during GEJ time cause.
Crime › Re: Bitget Wallet Hack: Cybercriminals Steal $351M In Massive Breach by Jakarta: 9:38am On Sep 25
Bitget don collect, even the almighty FBI job website collect recently. Humans remains the weakest links in all these hacks.
Foreign Affairs › Re: “Israel Didn’t Commit Genocide, We Prevented Genocide"- Netanyahu by Jakarta:
HacheNoire:
I love your stance!

Now tell me what could make a sitting president fly to go see a local government chairman at that hour?

Just form anything in your head. I will welcome it.

I just want to test your IQ?
Trump arrived at Gracie mansion NY, on 21-09-2026 at about 4:00PM. Before then on July 22nd, 2026 the local government chairman had publicly admitted say him power no reach to arrest Bibi.

UNGA meeting was starting the following day. For US being the host, na normal thing for the president to see the boys on ground, of which the local government chairman is one of them, to make sure say everything dey go on smoothly. And Trump tell local chairman say, if you see that man named Bibi, run hide oh!!, the guy with terrorists precision killing na 5&6 oh!! no say I no warn you oh!!. As such even when terrorists supporters dey protest on the arrival of the terrorists slayer Mr Bibi local government chairman hide far😆 😆!!

Meanwhile can you please tell me why would a sitting president fly to France, and sit on the front row with a TV set, watching other presidents like him live on same TV? I just wan confirm if you don reach 14.

Foreign Affairs › Re: “Israel Didn’t Commit Genocide, We Prevented Genocide"- Netanyahu by Jakarta: 1:32am On Sep 25
HacheNoire:
So you never imagine what will make a whole president of the US fly from DC to New York just to see a MAYOR

Trump went to plead with him to spare Netanyahu!
The joke is on you, imagine the world's most powerful president, pleading a local government chairman, not to arrest the prime minister of one of the most powerful nation in the middle East.

How you dey reason self? You think say na president wey dey sit down front row with television set, we dey talk about here?
Same local government chairman, wey change mouth publicly say him no get power to arrest Bibi.Ogbeni there are levels to these things oh!! evidence kpor!! no be chochocho.
Foreign Affairs › Re: “Israel Didn’t Commit Genocide, We Prevented Genocide"- Netanyahu by Jakarta:
Nothing do you Bibi keep slaying the terrorists, meanwhile where the New York local government chairman called Mamdani, I thought he said he will arrest Bibi if he enters New York? Small but mighty Isreal.
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Smallest States In Nigeria By Land Area (statisense) by Jakarta:
HacheNoire:
My point is that, we will own Isreal if US, Europe and Australia step aside.

Do you have an idea what the Nigerian Armed Forces can do to Osun state in 48 hours?
And my point is, there will always be excuses for failure. Does Osun state have her own armed forces? What is stoping your armed forces from decimating common bandits? Same armed forces in a country where bandits kidnap school children, and kill whole communities at will? Same country where her own civil defence corps recently murdered over 30 persons? Ogbeni you no be comedian so? Your minister of defence said Nigerians needs to undergo military training, to know what hunger is.
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Smallest States In Nigeria By Land Area (statisense) by Jakarta: 11:28pm On Sep 23
HacheNoire:
It’s all possible because of the God of Israel. US, Europe and Australia

Let them step aside and see if Nigeria will now annex the entire Israel.
Where your own God dey, when bandits dey display their ransom payments for TikTok? Where your God dey, when bandits dey even attack governors?
Bibi dey front row with world leaders for UNGA, your own president dey watch them from TV.
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Smallest States In Nigeria By Land Area (statisense) by Jakarta:
HacheNoire:
So Osun state is even bigger than Israel 😂🤣😂
Small yet they are sniffing the life out of supreme leaders, and high military ranks like say dem be common rats. The thing shock you? small but mighty indeed 😆
Christianity Etc › Re: The Tragic Decline Of Pa W.f. Kumuyi: When A So-called "Holiness" Icon by Jakarta: 10:51pm On Sep 23
Deeper life church that year sha. Watch TV na sin, As a lady If your skirt no reach your toes you dress ungodly,For the males their trousers go reach Ayra starr take sew 50 skirts. All still na their girls spoil pass, very weird teachings then.
Sports › Re: I Moved To Saudi For Money, To Secure My Grandchildren's Future - Reijnders by Jakarta: 6:22pm On Sep 23
Yes oh, in your shoes I will do same thing, belle first before passion oh!!.
Politics › Re: Why I Think Peter Obi Will Fail In 2027 Elections by Jakarta: 12:58pm On Sep 22
Truth be told except they agree to work together, none of PO, or Atiku can defeat gbola Ahmed. That man knows how to get what he wants, even from the mouth of a hungry lion. How I wish the ogbeni of a president fit use him politics brains for leadership.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Elon Musk Sells EV Cars In China But Chinese EV Don't Sell In The US by Jakarta:
Because the Chinese are not importing Telsa EV cars from America.
Tesla has 2 huge factory in Shanghai.
Their Shanghai factory produces various models right there in China they celebrated a 4 million vehicles production milestone in 2024, and Tesla identifies Shanghai as one of its active production locations.
Politics › Re: FG Has No Immediate Plan To Hike Electricity Tariff – Tegbe by Jakarta: 8:46pm On Sep 21
Abeg make una getat, talk A, do B government.
Politics › Re: Shittu Ibraheem: 'Don't vote any Party that fields Christian candidates" by Jakarta: 8:43pm On Sep 21
BATified2023:
hope u said this same thing when apostle Suleiman said him n all his church members will vote obi?
So you and sense never still settle this una quarrel?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Al Jazeera Fires 24 Journalists, Staff From Gaza by Jakarta: 3:44pm On Sep 20
Oya make the terrorists supporters come say na Jews get AI Jazeera. Journalists in the open, terrorists behind the scenes.
Crime › Re: 35-year-old Man Admit Of Making 400M From Yahoo by Jakarta: 7:58am On Sep 19
Nigeria fraudster's and their loud mouths, No single OpSec work go send you $200 iTunes card, you don begin pour powder for neck dey scream follow internet.
Education › Re: Did Your University Lecturer Teach You About Incognito Mode by Jakarta: 10:49pm On Sep 18
BigYash:
But he dey use the draw cash out.. He thought me how to select draws games years ago. Dude is good.. Don't play
Everybody dey always cash out at 1 time or the other, the Koko na total cashout - total loses.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Afghan S*uicide B*omber Strikes Mosque In Pakistan by Jakarta:
Dem with other religion na war, only dem together na war, and some terrorist supporters go still blame others say na dem they sponsor terrorism. Is being a terrorist a requirement for joining that religion?
Politics › Re: Mamapee Shares Fresh Video Of Warri Clash As Police Officer Intervenes(Photos/Vi by Jakarta: 5:55pm On Sep 18
Make una take am easy oh!! Election no be war.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Islamic Attack Hits Pakistan,16 Massacred by Jakarta: 4:33pm On Sep 18
FreeStuffsNG:
Pakistan is a peculiar case. Whoever titled it as Islamic attack is ignorant and Islamaphobic.

Even India sponsor terrorism inside Pakistan and the military and political class are in dog fight with their democratically elected PM still in jail.
Must those being sponsored to do terrorism be Muslims? Make it make sense Indian sponsoring Muslims in Pakistan, to kill other Muslims in same Pakistan. Just like according to you America sponsoring Muslims in Nigeria, to kill other Muslims in same Nigeria.
So as tortoise name no dey commot for story, that religion name no dey commot for terrorism? In Balotelli's voice "WHY ALWAYS THEM"?
Education › Re: Did Your University Lecturer Teach You About Incognito Mode by Jakarta: 3:02pm On Sep 18
Na school teach you how to use your money do giveaway to bet9ja? If you enter class when dem dey teach maths, you for know say winning in sports betting, no be to dey predict useless DRAWS.
Crime › Re: MINNA Is Bleeding Somebody Help. (pictures) by Jakarta: 11:28am On Sep 18
Weytin be this God? Even Iran wey dey at war with US, never dey heap dead body of people like this.
Na crime to be a Nigerian, living in Nigeria?
Health › Re: Shock As Woman Shows Off Homemade Pure Water Factory (Photos/Video) by Jakarta:
Pure water wey go cause pure dysentery and diarrhea.Dem say water is life, but this water go take lives.

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