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CrimeRe: We Planned To Kidnap Otedola – Robbery Suspects by Jalinco:
OP, see how Igbos and Hausas collabo to kidnap Yorubas, but the other group will come on nairaland to claim persecution and marginalization . Hesawrait
Car TalkRe: Why The Obsession With 20W50 Engine Oil? by Jalinco: 7:30am On Aug 27, 2016
OP. 20w-50 cannot do the job, why don't you use bitumen or better still use Crude oil? Then you will not hear any pim.

If the manufacturer of the car specify the type of oil and you said he is not correct, I SORRY FOR YOU
CelebritiesRe: Age Controversy Trails Funke Akindele, 39 Or 40? - Expressng.com by Jalinco: 3:07pm On Aug 26, 2016
What consign me?
PoliticsRe: Igbo Move To Boost Southeast Economy by Jalinco: 10:45am On Aug 26, 2016
OP. It is better if a biafran dupe a biafran but duping Elumelu may annoy Niger Deltan. Ehn ehn
Christianity EtcRe: Visit To Sultan; CAN Accuses Kerry Of Bias (premium Times) by Jalinco: 10:37am On Aug 26, 2016
OP. It seems Kerry and US don't like arms smugglers
Christianity EtcRe: Princewill Iheme: Only Igbo President Will Save Nigeria by Jalinco: 2:18pm On Aug 25, 2016
Igbo - Indian Hemp
Igbo - Disgruntled Nigerians
RomanceRe: Dark Side Of Dating Broke Dudes by Jalinco: 11:11am On Aug 25, 2016
Caprigal:
@Nairaland broke dudes please feel free to vent and pour your frustrations on the thread because truth hurts.

As a lady what you have to deal with while dating a broke guy

1. Having to take public transport after seeing him. He can't drive you home cos no car.

2. The nicest date you've been on is at his house because when you two actually go out to fancy places you feel guilty about spending the little money he has.

3. No nice gifts, no random surprise presents to spoil you, he doesn't sporadically shower you with gifts.

4. The dudes shitty and embarrasing sense of style.

5. Him overcompensating by offering fake deep conversation and really really good sex.

6. He will also have the audacity to wonder why you are not madly, head over heels in love with his worthless ass. Hello? Why should you be? Men like submissive and obedient women while women like men that can protect and provide for them. Its biological and it isn't changing anytime soon so accept it and move on.

7. Prepare to hear him explain why its better to have your honeymoon in the comfort of your bedroom and not a fancy hotel or exotic country.
Any girl that heed your advice is closed to being converted to naira notes. She will definitely end up as ingredient for money rituals.
CrimeRe: Man Shot Dead At Obiagu, Enugu - Graphic Photos by Jalinco: 8:39am On Aug 25, 2016
Thank God it is in Yiboland . If it were to be Houser kill Igbo , the headline will be Islamic terrorists kill a Christian
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele & JJC Skillz' Wedding Confirmed By Freeze by Jalinco: 8:36am On Aug 25, 2016
Good news
Every lady should emulate this. Don't allow any guy that screw you to go.
"You have screwed me, you cannot go Scot free"
FoodRe: Labana Rice From Kebbi Offloaded In Aba (photos) by Jalinco: 8:30am On Aug 25, 2016
Good. Let's take it to Niger Delta, so that the NDA, GEJ, Edwin Clarke and those that will wail because of this, can eat local rice, they have drunk crude oil for too long
PetsRe: Why I Named My Dog ‘buhari’ — Joe Chinakwe by Jalinco: 8:44am On Aug 18, 2016
The reason why you stay too long in police custody is that you don't know how to say the truth. Police actually saved you from committing suicide
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Ojiakor & Eldee Caution Ruggedman For Blasting Boobs-Spilling Bride by Jalinco: 9:30pm On Aug 17, 2016
The babe in the picture has obviously lost control of the breasts, as both have actually grown beyond what the containers can accommodate.
What a shame.
The shame is more on the proprietor of the business center where they are purportedly joined
PoliticsRe: PDP Moves Convention To Adokiye Amasiemeka Stadium As Police Seals Shark Stadium by Jalinco: 12:00pm On Aug 17, 2016
I think this is a direct fight between Boko Haram founder and Contract splitter
Nigerians have nothing to benefit from those Godforsaken criminals called PDP
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by Jalinco: 10:53pm On Aug 16, 2016
Trump is right. The way our Igbo brothers rig election in the SE is a concern to both living and non-living things
Foreign AffairsRe: Ugandan NTV Disowns Staff Having Sex In The Office "They Are Not Our Staff" by Jalinco: 10:39pm On Aug 16, 2016
In Nigeria, all they need to do is to put it on social media that they are being persecuted because they have sex, they will immediately become celebrities.
Twitter people will tell you, she has the right to sex and be sexed.
A lot of our small small girls have bleeped their way into success
CrimeRe: Uzoamaka Chukwu Adopted By Rita Anoh Nnenna, Moves Into Her Home by Jalinco: 8:07am On Aug 16, 2016
Always express your talent. Who knew that having sex can earn you a celebrity status?
PoliticsRe: Market Women Protest Against Obiano In Onitsha (PICTURES) by Jalinco: 3:33pm On Aug 09, 2016
They are few PDP women who think good governance will deprive them of stealing of what does not belong to them
PoliticsRe: FG Orders Commencement Of Work On Calabar-Itu Road(pics) by Jalinco: 2:44am On Aug 08, 2016
I hope NDA will not vandalize the road?
CrimeRe: Kidnappers In Enugu Who Received N5Million On 85-Year-Old Woman Arrested by Jalinco: 2:41am On Aug 08, 2016
Who is going to arrest Saraki, Dogara and Ekweremmad who have kidnapped 102 year old Nigeria?
TravelRe: Six Nigerians Deported From Pakistan by Jalinco: 2:34am On Aug 08, 2016
They should thank their gods, Indonesia will kill them
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Meets Electoral Commission Of Zambia by Jalinco: 2:31am On Aug 08, 2016
His hands are not clean, so Data Capturing Machine could not capture his finger print in Nigeria let him try Zambia
CrimeRe: AIT, FRCN Cover Uzoamaka Chukwu's Case by Jalinco: 2:16am On Aug 08, 2016
If we must talk. What is the small girl doing with prick. E ma ma baye yi je eyin people yi.

Six year of Jonathan's administration has damaged a lot of sensibilities in the yeast, our girls now brush mouth with pricks thinking it's akamu, and believing nairaland is there to protect them. Tufiankwa

Lalasticlala, Myndd44 o dowo yin o
FamilyRe: My Sister Is Spending Money On Her Boyfriend In School. Worried About My Sis by Jalinco: 11:08pm On Aug 05, 2016
@ OP please, tell her to date me
EducationRe: How I Almost Got Rusticated Today!!! by Jalinco: 7:48pm On Aug 04, 2016
You have been scheduled to appear before the Student Disciplinary Committee on Monday 8th August, 2016 by 10:00am.
You may come with not more than one witness and/or document(s) than can assist you prove your innocence
Indecent dressing will not be tolerated.
Please be punctual.
Thank you

Signed
Secretary SDC
04082016
PoliticsRe: Jubrin's Allegations: EFCC, ICPC, Police May Clash Over Budget Padding Probe by Jalinco: 8:21am On Aug 04, 2016
Orisirisi obe laari ni ojo iku erin
PoliticsRe: Presidency Plots To Remove Dogara, Others - Linus Okorie by Jalinco:
Igbo - Headbutt
Igbo - Bush
Igbo- Indian Hemp
Igbo- Biafra
Is there anything good about Igbos?
SportsRe: "Sex With Messi Was Like With A Dead Body" - Xoana Gonzalez Says by Jalinco: 7:37pm On Aug 01, 2016
Wha shame!!!
Messi cannot win ordinary ballondor
CrimeRe: Micheal Chinedu Chukwudi Arrested In India For Drug Trafficking by Jalinco: 7:31pm On Aug 01, 2016
With the recent trend of arrest for various crimes, you will just wake up one day to find out Indonesia have arrested all our Biafra brothers
PoliticsRe: Militants Playing Football On Benin-Lagos Expressway - Ehiwario Jude (Video,Pic) by Jalinco: 7:26pm On Aug 01, 2016
wink
PoliticsRe: APGA Storm Edo State For Campaign- Pictures by Jalinco: 4:08am On Jul 31, 2016
But Ojukwu said APGA is Igbo party now
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson & Husband Loved Up In New Photos by Jalinco: 3:58am On Jul 31, 2016
Anytime Mercy Johnson post this kind thing na pregnancy dey follow am o

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