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Autos / Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by jalonwins: 11:01pm On Dec 18, 2019
valarinz:


But I no dey Canada na, and na my money i dey use import and fix, not yours. It's only fair I add something for myself don't you think?

Besides, my cars now dey carry Canada visa join, added advangtage grin grin grin
are serious about the Canada visa thing??
Health / Re: What To Do When Snake Bites You And There Is No Hospital Nearby? by jalonwins: 11:03pm On Dec 17, 2019
dawnomike:
1 - Tightly tie the upper region and lower region of the bite wit a rope to reduce the venom flow into the blood stream...

2 - Cut open the bite areawit a knife or blade and try to such out d venom

3 - place a cut of onions on d region.

NB: Do all d above while rushing the victim to the hospital
nice, let me add, u can actually use ur mouth to suck out the venom from the bite site and the venom will have not effect on the person sucking it; this is because venoms are made up of proteins and when u suck the venom into your mouth, ur digestive enzymes will digest the venom thereby rendering it impotent.
Politics / Re: IYC To Wike: You Are Dancing On The Graves Of Our 42 Kinsmen by jalonwins: 9:53pm On Dec 16, 2019
Kulverstukas:
Lol. IYC and their drama. I no blame them, na who bribe them I blame(Dickson). They only allow themselves to be paid and used as tools to cause political and ethnic tension. No one of them has Ijaw Youths at heart. They are only after their pockets. Most political activist groups that comprise of youths are useless because they are only driven by greed. They aspire to be like the corrupt wealthy politicians they insult. A little Ghana must go bag exchange now, you go see another faction go come out come defend Wike's actions and claim to be the authentic IYC. Lol. We know them. From even small SUG to NANS to NYCN(This one the National President na my neighbor. He lives like a governor. His name is Sukubo Sara-Igbe Sukubo, he's just 32 but soaked in billions) to IYC, they're all greedy and corrupt mofos...
I agree with u 101%
Autos / Re: Toyota corolla 2011 model for sale price 1.7 by jalonwins: 1:39pm On Dec 15, 2019
1.3M
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan’s Journey To APC, His Fealty To Buhari And Survivalist Agenda by jalonwins: 10:59pm On Dec 03, 2019
Jimi24:


This is bullshit. Why APC candidate if they did not want Diri?. There was always another alternative to APC even when PDP candidate was not going to work.
it is a sell out. Why are people surprised? Corruption weakens you. Let it be a lesson
My friend don't stay on social media and be typing nonsense that u don't know. Go to bayelsa, the people love David Lyon, he is a down to earth man and relates easily with people, the truth is bayelsans were tired of anything related to Dickson and the next available candidate was Lyon

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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan’s Journey To APC, His Fealty To Buhari And Survivalist Agenda by jalonwins: 10:48pm On Dec 03, 2019
Please leave Jonathan out of PDPs woes in bayelsa. PDP lost bayelsa because of these reasons: 1. Dickson's greed and disrespect for elders- first Dickson underperformed in the eight years he had as governor; cutting civil servant's salary, sacking workers, no tangible projects ontop of it he was now very tight fisted. Bayelsans where just enduring him waiting for him to finish his tenure only for him to enforce his distant cousin as the PDP candidate, to make matters worst the supposed PDP candidate was rumoured to even be more tight fisted than Dickson. And then not to mention the many times he disrespected and verbally abused Jonathan and other state elders.
2. The second cause of PDPs loss will attributed to the party's national caucus for allowing Dickson have his way of enforcing his distant relative as the party's flag bearer when there were other marketable candidates.

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Politics / Re: Bayelsa: David Lyon Wins Southern Ijaw LGA By 120,000 Votes by jalonwins: 11:40pm On Nov 17, 2019
priceaction:
Na wa o. I think pdp saw the handwriting on the wall, when they were trying to use court override APC candidates. That pdp aspirant look like someone who will chop, chop ,chop ,and chop without sending anyone look deeply and closely to his eyes. grin
you are very correct with ur assertion; rumuour has it that he is a very stingy guy
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Cindy Receives Car From Flo Rich As A Gift (Photos) by jalonwins: 7:29am On Oct 21, 2019
That's a 2006/07 Passat.
A tokunbo of that car should be in the range of 1.4-1.8 M. Congrats to her.

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Autos / Re: Sold by jalonwins: 12:14pm On Oct 10, 2019
Can 1.3m fly for this car? Also please post engine pix
Autos / Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by jalonwins: 8:05pm On Oct 09, 2019
Good day oga gazzuz! I have a 2006 voks Passat fsi turbo version, got as Nigerian used about 6 months ago, please I will love ur opinion on this car as per Nigerian terrain. Recently I noticed the car has been consuming more fuel than it used to.
Politics / Re: NYSC Ad-Hoc INEC Official Killed At Ahoada West LGA by jalonwins: 5:55pm On Mar 21, 2016
I am from the area where d incident took place. tho I was not der in person but I was reliably informed that the corper who was killed had gone to his unit in ususu community in ahoada West LGA, on before the commencement of elections proper some miscreants came to the unit and disrupted the election process. seeing that elections wud not hold in his unit he decided to go back to his PPA on his way back to his PPA he was stopped by some mopol officers on duty, the mopol officers inquired why he was not at his duty post and he Xplained but the officer Insisted that he must go back to his unit.. Following d argument that ensued d officer now slapped the corper, the corper slapped the officer back and that was how he was killed... information has it that he was beaten to the death by the mopol officers and his colleagues
Family / Re: Pastor Catches Wife In Hotel With Choirmaster by jalonwins: 3:12pm On Mar 05, 2016
choirmasters bleeping their members since time imemorial
Career / Re: How To Succeed As A Contract Staff In Nigerian Banks by jalonwins: 1:29pm On Nov 21, 2015
Plz tell them
Crime / Re: Diamond Bank's Staff Jailed For Transferring Millions To Family Account. by jalonwins: 1:00pm On Sep 19, 2015
eleko1:
Obioha Okengwu wink wink grin from IBia-- state lipsrsealed.I weak sad
it's my first tym here.. so bring d likes

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