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"One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man."


Elbert Hubbard
(1856-1915)
American Writer, Philosopher, and Publisher

OP where are you?

My man don make mistake go carry one universal donor put for house. Ol boy, sorry o!

"Formal education will make you a living. Self education will make you a fortune."

Jim Rohn
(1930 - )
American Entrepreneur, Author, and Motivational Speaker

JayJay Cee?

For where? We don't have a country. We are only managing it for now!

This Kanti Bello is supposed to be a mai-ruwa(water seller). He lacks knowledge and maturity, and highly sectional.

    While I'm seconding this proposition, I will  also suggest that our disHonourables (senators and House of Rep members) attend their sessions in tight jeans and T-shirt because it's like the agbada is aiding and abetting looting of our money.  Abi, how una see this my suggestion?    

"Don't ever be afraid to admit you were wrong. It's like saying you're wiser today than you were yesterday."

-- Robert Newell, humorist

Read this:

www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-430549.0.html

^^^^ Oh sorry.
Here is the solution.
Let x be the initial money.
(x-50)2-50=U (where U is money left after seeing lady1)------Eqn1
(U-50)2-50=V (where V is money left after seeing lady2)-------Eqn2
(V-50)2=0 -----------Eqn3*
*Note that the man did not pay any exit pass in Eqn3* (Third lady) because there was no other (Fourth) lady to see. Poor man, he was not even having a single kobo in his pocket while seeing the third lady. What if the lady had ask for a bottle of Fanta? He also missed the blessing of doubling his money because there was no money left to double. 

From Eqn3*, V=50
Putting value of V in Eqn2 gives U=100
Put U in Eqn1 gives X=125k

So, the man started with 125k.   

Oya, OP what do you have to say?

Another Egunje channel blocked!

Let him come. Nigerians will make him step outside, not aside, this time around.

The man carried out "Operation Fire for Fire" on the damn gurl.

YES. Kanu wants to quit active football after this World Cup. For that reason, he should be allowed to fulfil that dream. He has paid his dues for this country. Lets just grant him that honour.

Trust Rusts Under Suspicious Transactions

UNDER

^^^ Which crown?

The man had N87.50 at first.

Proof:
First lady -The man came with N87.50, paid N50, left with N37.50, when doubled becomes N75.

Second lady- The man came with N75, paid N50 and has N25 left but when doubled becomes N50.

Third Lady- The man arrives here with N50 and paid N50. Has ZERO NAIRA left.

Up meeeee!!!! I don win!!! Oya OP bring my prize sharp, sharp     

Nurturing her for marriage indeed! Be fore she reaches 18 years, her "abunnan" would have become like Lagos-Ibadan Express Way. God forbid bad thing!

The juju could not even disappear into thin air. Is the juju not a spirit any longer?

The bones shall rise again.

Has she caught an International illness so soon?
I think somebody should warn these our leaders and their cronies that whosoever eats Nigeria's money will kaput through an international illness.

I am sure they will give the guy like 10,000 and he will change the story that he and the oga were just playing.

Laughable but true!

OMG!!! T he LegisLOOTERS have done it again! No wonder they end up with international illnesses that can only be cured abroad.

""It is never too late to be what you might have been."

George Eliot
(1819-1880)
Writer